Lao Tzu of the Great Antiquity is a Jade Rabbit / the Lao Tzu of Journey to the West is a Jade Rabbi

Unfortunately, it's really flat.

Qin Shou sighed and said, "Jade girl, you said that men and women are not inseparable, why can you touch me?"

"My father said it, I can take the initiative." The jade girl said.

Qin Shou put his arm around the jade girl's shoulder and said, "This means that you can touch you if you take the initiative."

"Really? Did I misunderstand?" the jade girl asked.

Qin Shou's face is full of cows, Loli really has three good things, soft voice and soft body are easy to overturn!The ancients did not deceive me!

Qin Shou took the jade girl out of the city and walked around in the valley for more than an hour before falling to the cloud head.

"Brother Qin, what about the rabbit you're talking about?" On the way, the girl already knew Qin Shou's name, but this simple little loli still didn't understand the relationship between Qin Shou and beasts...

"I don't know, I saw him running here, I guess he's hiding

.After all, our jade girl is so powerful. "Qin Shou said.

"Hee hee... Of course, I'm the Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva and sit down, Senior Sister! It's amazing." The Jade Girl jumped up and down.

Qin Shou sat on the ground and said, "How about we wait here."

"Wait? Are you going to wait for the rabbit?" the jade girl shouted with wide eyes.

Qin Shou's heart skipped a beat, could this loli see something?

Then the jade girl clapped her hands and shouted: "Yes! Just wait for the rabbit, and wait for the stupid rabbit to smash into the tree trunk! We can catch him!"

Qin Shou is speechless again, is he that stupid?Also TM hit the tree by himself...

Qin Shou leaned over and asked weakly: "Yu Nu, then he's really stunned, how are you going to punish him?"

The jade girl was stunned for a moment, and then said angrily: "I...I...I want to beat him!"

"How to beat?"

"Spank his ass!"

"and then?"

"Isn't it enough?"

"Of course it's not enough! That rabbit is so nasty, so you're going to kick your ass?"

"Yeah, I want to show him, I'm big too! I want to admit my mistake!"

Qin Shou doesn't know whether to cry or laugh. He doesn't need to watch it, he feels it, it's flat... Well, we must watch it, and it's not impossible...

But Qin Shou thought about it, don't I have a time pill?If the jade girl eats it?Qin Shou glanced at the little loli, looking at the innocent little appearance, Qin Shou was evil...

However, Qin Shou didn't do this in the end. There are so many women in the world, and such cute and playful little loli are rare.Let's keep it for later and play with it...

The most important thing is that Qin Shou is reluctant!

There are only three Time Pills. If he wants to make a jade girl, he has to eat one for the jade girl. If he eats another one himself, he will go down with two.

Might as well use it all on himself, so that he can still have three days of adult experience.

The rabbit can't wait any longer. As time passed by, Qin Shou suddenly remembered that he looked at the calendar today, the time in this world is completely different from the earth!The fifth day of the fifth month of the earth's lunar calendar is the Dragon Boat Festival, but in this world, today is the first day of the fifth month!

In other words, he can return to the Moon Palace today!It's time to watch Chang'e!He has time Dan!Thinking of Chang'e's hot body, Qin Shou suddenly became angry, and the attractiveness of the little radish head on the side plummeted!

"Brother Qin, in fact, you don't need to call me Jade Girl. Dad, they all call me Xiaoliu, you can just call me Xiaoliu." Jade Girl suddenly said.

"Xiao Liu? Your surname is Liu?" Qin Shou asked.

"No, it's just that in our place, willows are the most beautiful things, like mandala. By the way, the treasures of Bodhisattvas are also willow branches. It is said that the supernatural powers are great." Xiaoliu said.

Qin Shou nodded quickly and said, "I've also heard that the supernatural power is indeed quite big. Xiaoliu, it's getting late, do you want to go back first? Will you catch the rabbit tomorrow?"

"No, that rabbit is so cunning, if you can't catch it today, it might run away tomorrow." Xiao Liu said.

Qin Shou immediately said: "Don't worry, you can't run away, there's a brother! If he comes out, I'll help you catch him! If he can't catch him, at least I can let you know where the rabbit is, and you can catch it when the time comes. "

"Really?" Xiaoliu jumped up and asked happily.

"Of course!" Qin Shou patted his chest and said.

"Thank you, Brother Qin!" Xiaoliu jumped up happily and kissed Qin Shou's cheek.

Qin Shou only felt a little softer lips, and his mood suddenly became infinitely better.

Xiaoliu didn't understand the meaning of this woman kissing a man, and only regarded it as a means of expressing joy.With Qin Shou's assurance, Xiaoliu flew into the air and disappeared soon after.

Qin Shou kept smiling and watching Xiaoliu disappear, lying on the top of the mountain, slowly waiting for the sunset and the moonrise.At the same time, he folded a thousand paper cranes, held it in his palm, and said, "Girl, Master Rabbit has something to do today, so he won't be going back tonight. Wait for me at home! Well, there will be a surprise tomorrow night!"

After that, Qin Shou blew at Zhi He, and Zhi He spread his wings and flew away.

Night falls, and the sky is moonless.

A door of light opens...

As soon as Qin Shou went out, he saw Chang'e squatting at the door waiting for him!

"You don't have to be so diligent, right? Are you still waiting at the door?" Qin Shou cried.

Chang'e stood up suddenly, staring at Qin Shou with a solemn and dignified expression: "Who are you?"