Lao Tzu of the Great Antiquity is a Jade Rabbit / the Lao Tzu of Journey to the West is a Jade Rabbi

"Have you seen Pangu open up the world again, and Hongjun painted Dao?" Qin Shou hummed.

Bai Bian immediately changed his mind and said, "Your Majesty, I haven't seen it. Well, I added an extra [-] million. But [-] years is enough, and I really don't have any other thoughts. I just want to get close..."

"Get close to your sister! If you are close, you will insult someone's butt? I still want to be so close!" Qin Shou exclaimed.

Baiban heard the words and muttered: "You are all breasts, how can you look at your butt..."

"What did you say?" Qin Shou rolled his eyes.

Baiban immediately said: "Report to the king, I didn't say anything!"

Qin Shou kicked it and said, "Be honest with me in the future!"

Baiban repeatedly agreed, but said with a bit of grief: "People just feel the softness of her buttocks, and they are regarded as hooligans. Even if you hug and touch your chest, you will be regarded as a hero, uh... It's too unworthy to be a stone. La…"

"Boom!" Qin Shou grabbed a stone and smashed it on the whiteboard. The stone shattered, but nothing happened to the whiteboard.

But the dead stone began to scream in pain again.

Qin Shou snorted and said, "As a little demon, you must know the rules, and dare to compare your majesty with the king? Do you want to be shit?"

Stone fell silent immediately.

Qin Shou nodded with satisfaction, looked up at the sky and said, "I actually thought about what you just said. In summary, there is only one reason!"

"What?"

"This world looks at the face! Who made me more handsome than you, the king of your family!"

"But I have no hair on my face..."

"... "

"I don't have any pimples on my face, it's very radiant, and I can change into various shapes, thick, round, long, short... The most important thing is, I won't suffer from atrophy..."

Qin Shou immediately went for a walk on the side.

"Your Majesty, what are you doing?"

"Find a bigger rock, I don't believe it can't kill you!"

"Your Majesty, I was wrong..."

After making a fuss for a while, Qin Shou squatted on the stone and said with a hum: "It seems that I can't let you out in the future! Stop lying about peeing in the future to fool you!"

Bai Ban suddenly cried: "I'm so miserable, I can't see the sun and the moon for ten thousand years, and now I'm going to be locked in a bell again, 555555, my life is over again."

"..." Qin Shou was speechless for a while. The more he came into contact with the whiteboard, the more he discovered that the whiteboard was not simple. There were a lot of weirdness and secrets in it.But I don't know if this stone is cunning like a ghost, or if it's really a piece of cake. I don't know anything about my life experience except bragging.

As for what Bai Bian said that he had seen Pangu Kaitian and Hongjun's paintings, he didn't believe it at all. Even if it was a stone, it was a great power today!How can it still be a [-]B stone.

After throwing the whiteboard into the bell, Qin Shou seriously found a beautiful female official and sat down in the arms.At that moment, he seemed to hear the mourning sound of the cheap stone...

The whole sacrifice took a day, and ninety-nine chickens, ducks, cattle and sheep were slaughtered. Qin Shou straight grinned and sighed to himself: the royal family is really rich

Atmospheric…

A day passed quickly, and when the sacrifice was over, Yang Lu was lying on the bed tired, and even though Qin Shou stepped on her, she didn't move.

"Lulu, don't I think it's time for you to exercise your body? You'll be tired after walking a few steps, put on an armor, and sweat within ten steps. Although the sacrifice is a day, it's useless. What are you doing? "Qin Shou muttered.

"You know shit, I'm tired..." Yang Lu cried.

Qin Shou snapped directly on her buttocks and said, "This is fart!"

"Go, play in the mud while you go. Don't take a rest as the queen..." Yang Lu pulled Qin Shou's rabbit ears, still lazy and didn't want to move.This is also the biggest difference between Yang Lu and Chang'e. Chang'e is alone all the year round, and she has to do everything herself and is very diligent.

When Qin Shou was in the Moon Palace, Chang'e was almost always taking care of him.

When you are with Chang'e, you will never have to worry about your home being dirty or messed up. She is definitely a good woman at home.

Yang Lu is different, this girl can be said to be lazy than Qin Shou!Qin Shou guessed that if the two of them lived in a two-person world, after a week, how beautiful a house would have to be turned into a pigsty...

When Yang Lu woke up, Qin Shou said, "Lu Lu, I'll go out tomorrow."

"Just go, remember to come back early for lunch." Yang Lu hummed.

"It might take a little longer for me to go."

"Then come back for dinner! You are not allowed to spend the night with the female rabbit outside..."

"... "

"I'm serious! I'm going to a place called Sheyang County, do you know where it is?" Qin Shou asked. ..

Chapter 24 Escape to the Golden Light

"Sheyang County? What are you doing there?" Yang Lu finally recovered, got up, and asked with wide eyes.

Qin Shou said: "When I came down, others asked for it."

"Are you really an immortal?" Yang Lu was stunned.

Qin Shou shook his head and said, "If it's fake!"

"Uh...then..." Yang Lu didn't say anything for a long time.

Qin Shou rolled his eyes and said, "Lulu, this is not like your character, what can you say?"