Lao Tzu of the Great Antiquity is a Jade Rabbit / the Lao Tzu of Journey to the West is a Jade Rabbi

Chapter 20 Bastard Rabbit Grumpy Queen

"When did Her Majesty become so powerful?" Shangguan Yun asked.

Shangguan Fang'e said: "I don't know, this is too fierce..."

...

With a scream, everyone began to realize that something was wrong. How could this voice be so familiar?

But at this moment, the actual situation is!

"Bastard, you scared me to death!" Yang Lu grabbed Qin Shou!

Qin Shou defended at first, but found that Mao was caught several times by scratching whatever the woman caught, and if he continued like this, he would run naked.Immediately Qin Shou became angry, jumped up and hugged Yang Lu's chest, the click was a bite, and the iron plate bit through. Qin Shou was stunned to find that the iron plate was actually covered with a layer of soft leather, and the underside of the soft leather was a bra!

"Ah!" Yang Lu covered her chest.

"You bastard bunny, I fought with you!"

"You stinky girl, Lord Rabbit also fought with you!"

Yang Lu scratched, Qin Shou took the opportunity to expand the victory, and finally found that the little lady suffered a loss, and drilled directly through the hole she bit out...

"Wow, it's still warm inside. What's keeping my head down?" Qin Shou pushed the pair of big white rabbits up, and Yang Lu's pretty face turned red.

"Come out to me!"

"No!"

"Aren't you a man? A manly man, if you have the ability, you can come to me, singled out!"

"That's right, I'm a manly man! A manly man, if you don't say anything, you won't go out! I'm going to dive!"

"Yeah... Come out for me!" Yang Lu held down her belt, for fear that the dead rabbit would really go down, it would be embarrassing.

"Are you satisfied?"

"Take it, take it, come out soon!"

"That's right, I have to force the rabbit master to show his power." Qin Shou pushed Yang Lu's big rabbit out of shape while he was talking, and this guy stretched his head out of the hole he bit himself. He came out, took a deep breath and said, "Fu... Although it's fragrant inside, the air outside is still cool."

Yang Lu was dumbfounded. Now the armor was bitten by this dead rabbit. One side was his own mountain, and the other side was the head of a rabbit. What is this?

"You bastard, how can I go back to see people like this!" Yang Lu said anxiously.

Qin Shou hummed, "It's easy to say!"

"What should I do?"

...

"Her Majesty is back, go out to meet him quickly." Shangguan Yun said

Finished, took the lead and ran out.

I saw Yang Lu holding a bunch of white flowers in her arms. Looking closely, it was the Rabbit God!And the Rabbit God actually held a big rock in his hand!A rabbit and a stone just blocked the hole tightly, but it looked a little awkward.

"Aiqings, the snake spirit has been subdued by the Rabbit God, so let's all step back." Yang Lu said with a blushing face and a heartbeat.

Everyone looked at each other in dismay, and then all knelt down: "Thank you Rabbit God for killing the people!"

Seeing this, the Rabbit God was instantly happy, and subconsciously threw the stone held above his head, and clapped his hands codaly: "You're welcome, it is the duty of this Rabbit God to eliminate harm for the people! , In the future, the realm of Xiliang will be covered by this god! If a monster comes to make trouble again, this rabbit god will turn him over! Uh... What are your eyes? What are you looking at? Go to me... I'll go..."

As soon as Qin Shou looked up, he just saw two volcanoes that were about to erupt!And the small cave where underwear leaked...

"That... just now..."

Under the moonlight, the quiet village is not quiet.

The ministers had already retreated into the distance, and a large snake covered its head with its tail, with a slap in the face.

In the house next door, there were ding-dong noises, and the sound of fighting was heard incessantly!

"Dead Rabbit, how dare you pull my skirt!"

"Who asked you to grab my tail! Wherever you grab me, I will grab you, whoever

Who are you afraid of! "

"Ah...you've turned the sky upside down, eat my foot!"

"Hold your legs!"

"Dead rabbit, digging under the skirt again!"

"No matter how arrogant you are, I'll take my pants off!"

"You bastard!"

"Thank you for complimenting my character!"

"... "

After the war, Yang Lu was completely defeated!

Qin Shou was lying on the bed with a relaxed face. At most, he was plucked out a few hairs, and he took the initiative to shed it to coax this girl.Otherwise, with his ability of eighty-nine profound arts, let alone Yang Lu, even an ordinary immortal would not even think of ripping off a hair from him!

Yang Lu plucked his hair, but he jumped up and down, almost touching Yang Lu, and he was naturally happy...