Lao Tzu of the Great Antiquity is a Jade Rabbit / the Lao Tzu of Journey to the West is a Jade Rabbi

Nest little snake! "

Qin Shou wondered: "You have been practicing for thousands of years, and you can't even marry a wife? Can you be more wasteful?"

The snake spirit cried; "I have been bigger than ordinary snakes since I was a child, and it is getting bigger and bigger. When I am an adult, there is no female snake that can match me."

"That person is not good either." Qin Shou said.

The snake spirit said: "Well, I just got a spell recently, which can make me smaller, it should be barely enough..."

"Reluctantly?" A set of unharmonious images suddenly appeared in Qin Shou's mind.Ugly nun with ugly snake... Tsk tsk... The picture shouldn't be too beautiful.Qin Shou knew, this may be the best result for this nun...

Qin Shou looked at the big snake spirit with a pleading face in front of him, touched his chin and said, "The nun can give it to you, but this rabbit god is short of a few miscellaneous little demons..."

When the snake spirit heard this, he was immediately excited, and directly kowtowed, shouting, "Your Majesty is on top, Xiaoqing is polite!"

"Uh..." Qin Shou was dumbfounded. First, he was so excited to be accepted as a younger brother?Wouldn't this be masochism?Second, your sister!This guy was actually called Xiaoqing, and the white lady in Qin Shou's mind and the clever and clever Xiaoqing were all destroyed by him at once!

Qin Shou suddenly became angry, and took out the stone white board, regardless of the stone's mourning.

clap clap clap!There are three bricks facing the snake head. The big snake was crying, and the stone was crying too. The scene was so lively!

The big snake spirit shouted, "Your Majesty, why did you hit me?"

Stone Whiteboard shouted: "Fart, it's clearly the king who hit me with you, it hurts..."

The Orochi looked at the stone whiteboard that was even more sad than he cried, and felt a sense of guilt.But on second thought, it's not right!He is the stone!

Qin Shou looked at these two bastards crying for their father and mother, and was speechless. Is this TM still a monster?

"Shut up! Who's crying, I'll make you shit tomorrow!" Qin Shou cried.

Orochi still doesn't understand what's going on, what does it mean to change shit?But the wise Orochi stopped crying abruptly when he saw Shi Shi Baiban, and he stopped crying immediately.

Qin Shou took out his ears and shouted, "Huh, it's finally clean. Orochi!"

"My name is Xiaoqing!"

"roll!"

"Yes! Your Majesty!" The Orochi actually rolled into a ball and rolled on the ground...

Qin Shou suddenly felt that a hundred crows flew over his head...

"Stop! Listen to me, you are not allowed to call Xiaoqing in the future!"

"Why? This is what my mother gave me."

"Your mother is also a snake spirit?"

"Yes, but disappeared many years ago."

"Still an orphan."

"What is an orphan?"

"... "

"Don't ask why, starting from today, you will call one! Do you understand?"

"Yes, Your Majesty!"

Qin Shou hooked his claws with satisfaction, and lowered his head and said, "Your Majesty, don't you need to fight again?"

Shitou also cried: "Your Majesty, I didn't do anything, you don't have to hit me anymore, right?" ..

Chapter 19 The Queen Beats the Snake Spirit

"Shut up!" Qin Shou tried to put one into the bell, but to his astonishment, the bell couldn't make it into the big green snake!

"Your Majesty, is this a space bag?" Yi asked.

"Yeah, what?" Qin Shou asked.

"I haven't seen the magic weapon, I'm curious... Well, I heard people say that the space bag can only store inanimate things, why can this stone be put in?" A curious asked.

Qin Shou was stunned for a moment, then suddenly remembered, looking inside, the space bag can only hold dead objects, not living things.If the snake can't be put in, it can be explained, but why can the stone be put in?

Qin Shou threw the whiteboard in, and then took it out. Sure enough, he could enter and exit, and he was free!

Qin Shou weighed the whiteboard in his hand, and asked in a worried mood, "Whiteboard, tell me, why are you able to enter?"

Whiteboard said: "Your Majesty, I don't know either, I just can get in anyway."

"Then what exactly are you?"

"Before I was born in heaven and earth, I have seen Pangu open the sky, Hongjun painted Dao..." Bai Ban said a few words and couldn't go on, because he found that murderous intent was gathering in both pairs of eyes!Immediately changed his mind and said, "I'm just a stone spirit!"

"Stone becomes fine? One, have you seen it?" Qin Shou asked.

One shook his head and said, "I haven't seen it before. I basically know the monsters within a thousand miles, but I've never heard of Shitojing. The requirements for Shitojing are too harsh."

Qin Shou knocked on the whiteboard and said, "Why don't you pry it open to see if it's a real stone?"

"Your Majesty! No, I'll be with you and you will fight on the battlefield without credit or hard work! [-], don't kill me..." Baiban started to cry again, Qin Shou glanced over and Shitou immediately shut up.

Qin Shou said: "whatever you are, remember, if you don't obey, I'll make you shit!"

Bai Ban shouted: "Don't worry, Your Majesty, Bai Ban will do everything for you and die!"