Lao Tzu of the Great Antiquity is a Jade Rabbit / the Lao Tzu of Journey to the West is a Jade Rabbi

Qin Shou hummed: "our pillow is still good, soft..."

"Then you can live with the pillow in the future!" Yang Lu said.

"What are you doing? You eat the vinegar from the pillow? Are you too stingy? Come and kiss!" Qin Shou leaned up, and Yang Lu quickly pushed the guy away, glared at him and said, "You are a hooligan!"

Qin Shou bowed and saluted: "More praise! This is Her Majesty's affirmation of my work!"

Yang Lu: "…"

"Your Majesty, Xiaguan is here." Shangguan Yun's voice came from outside

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Yang Lu glanced at Qin Shou, then cleared her throat and said, "Take me into the village to see."

After finishing speaking, Yang Lu got off the carriage with the help of the maid, and jumped into the maid's arms without hesitation. Lazy waist, and finally gave Yang Lu a fat butt and a short tail.

The maid was embarrassed...

Yang Lu said: "Go!"

"Yes!" The maid breathed a sigh of relief, just now she had the feeling that Her Majesty was going to order someone to drag her out and behead her.

As for Qin Shou, he didn't think about it at all, just on the right side, looking at Yang Lu, who was dressed like a tin can, and walking a few steps, it was extremely cumbersome, swaying, like a penguin.Qin Shouke knew that this girl Yang Lu's physical strength was very poor, and it was estimated that she would be finished after walking a few steps. She sighed in her heart: "This girl, you can't do any porcelain work with that diamond drill? Also, if you are so afraid of death, you should be less afraid of death. Wear some, you can run faster, wear so much... hey... this iron sheet has a fart."

Outside the village, the whole village of Xiaguancun came, one by one kneeling on the ground, shouting long live, at the same time moved tears... I guess everyone thought that Yang Lu cared about them and ran to protect them regardless of personal comfort. of.

Yang Lu's face was also slightly embarrassed, she was just worried about Qin Shou

What I did, I didn't expect that an unintentional act would lead to such a big effect.

Yang Lu said: "Everyone, be flat."

"Thank you Lord Long!" Under the leadership of the village chief, the villagers all stood up.

"Who is the village chief? Tell me about the situation here." While Yang Lu was talking, a maid had already brought a chair, and she sat down with her.Qin Shou found that there were already fine beads of sweat on the door of this girl's head.

Qin Shou shook his head secretly, this girl really wants to save face and suffer!At this moment, Qin Shou felt an unfriendly gaze falling on her. Following that gaze, a nun suddenly entered his line of sight! ..

Chapter 16 Rabbit Pit Nun

"I'm going, nun!" Qin Shou called out subconsciously.

"Humph!" Jing Ru Shi Tai snorted coldly and turned his head.

Qin Shou felt unhappy when he saw this, this dead nun even gave him a look!Qin Shou rolled his eyes and jumped out of the maid's arms.

Jing Ru Shitai didn't react yet, her head sank, and she looked up, just to see Qin Shou who was looking down!

The two looked at each other, Jingru Shitai said angrily, "What are you doing?"

Qin Shou grinned and said, "It's nothing, I just went to the toilet and wiped my butt."

After speaking, Qin Shou really rubbed his butt on the hat on the head of Master Jing Ru, and then jumped back to the maid's arms.

Jingru Shitai stood there, her face covered with black lines, messed up in the wind.

"Pfft..." Shangguan Fang'e in the distance laughed, and then held back.

Jing Ru Shi Tai felt as uncomfortable as eating a dead fly. What she wanted to do most now was to tear Qin Shou apart with her own hands!It's a pity that Qin Shou didn't give her a chance at all, and since Yang Lu was still there, it was even more impossible for her to mess around, and her face blushed for a long time before she could bear it.

Seeing this, Qin Shou shook his head and leaned against the maid's arms, too lazy to move

.Of course, he didn't really poop, he was just disgusting in the past and was as quiet as a teacher.Master Jing Ru also knew this, but she felt uncomfortable with the hat on her head, as if there was a lump of shit on it.At the same time, I felt that the eyes of everyone around were full of weirdness, and my heart was even more uncomfortable.In a fit of anger, he took off his hat, revealing a bare head.

Just then Qin Shou suddenly exclaimed, "Wow! There are two moons in the sky!"

Everyone followed Qin Shou's claws and looked over, and immediately sprayed!

It wasn't long before it got dark. Following the angle of Qin Shou and everyone, I just saw the moon rise from the sky, and the immortal man was next to Jing Ru's bald head. They were both round and bright. Aren't they two suns?

Master Jing Ru was suddenly angry: "You bunny demon, Xiu wants to talk nonsense!"

"Rabbit demon?" Yang Lu just listened to the village chief's report, and suddenly turned around and stared at Jing Rudao.

Master Jing Ru immediately knew that she had made a blunder, but this nun is also a person who admits death, and said: "The rabbit can talk, what is it not a rabbit demon? It's a pity that it's just a little demon, and it can't even transform. Her Majesty, you don't want it. Being deceived by this bunny demon, he can't possibly be a bunny god! How could he not be a bunny god?"

Yang Lu looked at Jing Ru Shi Tai quietly, Jing Ru Shi Tai suddenly felt like an Alexander, that was the momentum Yang Lu had accumulated as a king of a country for a long time!Carrying the momentum created by the luck of the Xiliang Kingdom, as long as she kills her and rules the people, no one can resist the coercion of this momentum!

Others also felt the oppression and dared not speak.

After a long while, Yang Lu said calmly: "Whether he is a rabbit demon or a rabbit god, he came down from the sky to save me, and he is my benefactor. He is also kind to Xiliang, that is the rabbit god! Do you have any questions?"

Mrs. Jing Ru wanted to say something, but in the end she was pushed back by Yang Lu's domineering aura, so she didn't dare to talk nonsense, and nodded silently.

Seeing this, Qin Shou sighed and said to himself: Sure enough, in which world you want to live well, you have to show enough strength!The original world is like this, and the world is like this!If you want to be part of your duty, it is impossible to play for a lifetime.

If you want to play life, it is absolutely impossible to keep a low profile!

So Qin Shou grinned at Master Jing Ru and said nothing.It's just that he whispered in his heart: I'm going to decide this daughter's country!This will be the foundation of my Demon King Empire!

Only then did Yang Lu hug Qin Shou, Qin Shou disliked it very much, and climbed onto Yang Lu's shoulder to do it well, so as not to be punched.

Yang Lubai glanced at the guy and said, "People in the village don't know much about what's going on here, but people are missing every day these days. If nothing happens, the monsters will definitely come again."

Shangguan Fang'e said: "Your Majesty, monsters are very sensitive to people's breath. With so many of us gathered in the village, in the eyes of the monsters, they are lights that reach the sky. He may not come because he is afraid."

Yang Lu said, "What should we do then?"