Lao Tzu of the Great Antiquity is a Jade Rabbit / the Lao Tzu of Journey to the West is a Jade Rabbi

"What about you? You are the queen! There are so many people serving you, and you still pour tea yourself?" Qin Shou cried.

"Do you think the queen is so good? For the majesty of the royal family, it is important to laugh outside, and every step you take is designed. It is easy for a person to live like oneself, but it is difficult to play someone else." Yang Lu said.

Qin Shou immediately heard the problem: "Playing someone else? Are you not Her Majesty? Tell me honestly, who are you! Are you pretending to be a woman?!"

Qin Shou screamed and jumped to Yang Lu's chest, pulling Yang Lu's collar, shouting righteously, but his head was almost tucked into the clothes.

Yang Lu hurriedly grabbed the rabbit: "Ah... you bunny rabbit

, how so rogue! "

Qin Shou snorted: "I thought you disguised as a woman and came to murder my Lulu, just to verify your body. Don't look at me like that, I'm doing it for your own good too."

"Colorful rabbit!" Yang Lu wrinkled her nose and cursed.

Qin Shou digs out his ears, but Quan Dang didn't hear it. Anyway, it's cheap, so there's no need to be good.

Yang Lu said, "I'll find your three thousand harem beauties for you, five thousand to be exact. Would you like to go and see for yourself? Pick the one you like?"

"It's a must! Who knows if you'll find me some crooked melons and cracked dates to recharge." Qin Shou cried.

Yang Lu snorted: "Colorful rabbit!"

"Hey! Lulu, if you say that again, I'll be exercising my master's power!"

"What power?"

"Break up the spanking!"

"... "

After leaving Yang Lu's bedroom, Yang Lu immediately became a dignified and majestic queen of a generation!Sure enough, every step is very particular, and every move has a strong imperial style!She didn't breathe a sigh of relief until she got on the carriage, the curtains were dropped, and no one could see her, but she still maintained her local demeanor.

Seeing this, Qin Shou couldn't help sighing: "Women, they are all born actors!"

Thinking about the past life, girls in the [-]st century can pick their feet at home, smile without showing their teeth immediately when they go out to see friends, and be gentle and virtuous; then think about the one on the moon, isn't it two people inside and outside the house?

Qin Shou used to think it was a bit fake for girls to do that, but now it seems that being a woman is actually quite tiring...

Qin Shou looked up at the dignified and dignified queen in front of him, pinched Yang Lu's chest, Yang Lu still did not change his face, as if nothing had happened.Just when no one was looking at her, she pulled Qin Shou's tail hard!

"I'm going, how dare you fight back!" Qin Shou muttered, bowing left and right, Yang Lu couldn't hold it anymore, and hurriedly cast eyes begging for mercy.

Qin Shou finally stopped, but he was really happy with the game of molesting the queen.

Passing through the courtyards, Qin Shou was completely blinded. When Qin Shou was about to get impatient, he only heard the palace maid say, "Your Majesty, here we are."

With the help of the palace maid, Yang Lu got off the sedan chair. Qin Shou looked around and found that something was wrong!

"Let's go." After Yang Lu finished speaking, the palace maid led the way, and a female guard said, "Your Majesty, the beauties are here."

Yang Ludian nodded, continued walking, and said at the same time, "stay away, the rest is none of your business."

"Yes, Your Majesty." All the female guards resigned.

Qin Shou smelled it and said, "Why does it smell?"

The voice just fell, the door opened, Yang Lu carried Qin Shou into the square where the beauties were screened, and then Qin Shou rolled his eyes and fainted!

I saw that it was a huge room, surrounded by fences, and there were countless figures galloping and jumping in it, white, black, gray, and flowers, all of them running with big ears and short tails are called cheerful!

When he saw someone coming, he was even more frantic.

Qin Shou pointed at the rabbits that were running around all over the floor and said, "Is this the three thousand beauties?"

Yang Lu shook his head.

Qin Shou breathed a sigh of relief.

Yang Lu said, "It's five thousand beauties!"

Qin Shou nearly vomited blood, and shouted, "Damn, what I want is a beautiful woman, not a female rabbit! Ouch... It's so sad, let me have a quiet party, and no one will pay attention to me." Qin Shou started to go to the Yang Lu got stuck in her clothes.

Yang Lu was startled, and quickly grabbed the dead rabbit and said, "Please, you are a rabbit, you are looking for a beau, of course it is a female rabbit? Don't you need three thousand beauties?"

Qin Shou hummed: "Although I am a rabbit, I have the heart of a man! Of course I have to find three thousand beauties!"

"You are a rabbit, what do you want a woman to do?" Yang Lu asked in confusion.

Qin Shou glanced at his small pencil and hummed: "Washing clothes, cooking, serving tea and water, warming the bed, rolling on your chest, eating and drinking grandma?"

"Color Rabbit..." Yang Lu rolled her eyes and said.

"You sister!" Qin Shou gave Yang Lu a blank look and said.

"What about these rabbits?" Yang Lu asked.

Qin Shou said: "I care what you do? If you can't do it, just bake it and eat it."

"You really want to do it too, that's all of your kind." Yang Lu shouted.

"Don't mention the same to me, sad!" Qin Shou hugged Yang Lu's chest and began to let it go again.

Yang Lu tugged a few times, but Qin Shou hugged her chest to death and almost tore her clothes. In desperation, he could only let him hold her.Covering it with his hands, he hugged Qin Shou and went out.

"Your Majesty, is Shentu still satisfied?" an official stepped forward.

"Satisfied? Satisfied with your brother-in-law!" When Qin Shou heard this, he immediately stuck his head out. Qin Shou's eyes suddenly lit up!This female official has well-defined facial features, beautiful eyebrows, and very fair skin. Most importantly, she has been in a high position for a long time, and naturally developed a high-level atmosphere of white-collar children!