Lao Tzu of the Great Antiquity is a Jade Rabbit / the Lao Tzu of Journey to the West is a Jade Rabbi

Bullshit!

Qin Shou said: "Then tell me, what's the use of you? If it's useless, you will become a piece of shit."

When the words fell, Qin Shou felt his hands sink, the stone fell to the ground, and then rolled over and rolled behind Qin Shou's buttocks, shouting, "Look at my trick! Uncle, please take a seat!"

Qin Shou: "…"

Boom boom boom!

"Damn, are you kidding me Rabbit!" Qin Shou beat Shitou again, and Shitou cried out again.

Yang Lu couldn't stand it anymore, and said in a low voice, "Well, rabbit, isn't the stone used to sit on? He's also quite useful..."

Shi Shi hurriedly shouted: "Yeah, I'm useful, and I can deform in the future! At that time, stone chairs, stone beds, etc. will not matter!"

"Go away! Who dares to sleep in the stone bed you've turned into?" Qin Shou glared at the dead stone. He will want three thousand royal daughters in the future!At that time, when he was doing human exercise on the bed, didn't he see it all?Qin Shou has no exhibitionism!

Having said that, it would be nice to have such a fully automatic chair.So Qin Shou said: "Okay, I'll give you a question, if you can do it, I won't eat you, and I will accept you as the first little demon under the demon king, how?"

"Sir, no, Your Majesty, say it!" Shito shouted immediately.

"You give me something like this. It's square and long, yes, it's a miniature version of the city wall brick. I want the feeling that I can grab it with one hand!" Qin Shou said.

Then the stone screamed desperately, and it really changed slowly, but in the end it was still as big as a washbasin, but it was just a little more square.

Qin Shou immediately gritted his teeth and wanted to take a sip. The stone screamed, and it really exploded with potential and turned into a brick!

Only then did Qin Shou smile with satisfaction: "Yes, you should be able to use you to shoot people in the future."

"Your Majesty, how painful does it hurt to shoot people?" Shito shouted.

"Then it will become shit." Qin Shou hummed.

Shitou immediately shouted, "Fuck it! Fuck him! Whoever doesn't agree to shoot whoever!"

"Is that right? Now, get in and stay for me! Tell you, don't mess with this demon king's treasure, or you'll turn into shit!" Qin Shou said.

Shitou Jing said quickly, "Your Majesty, don't worry, I'm just a rock, and I will definitely help you look good."

"By the way, what's your name?" Qin Shou asked.

"No name..." Shi Shi Jing said.

Qin Shou said: "Then you will be called Baiban in the future!"

"Ah?" Stone Jing was stunned.

Qin Shou said, "Not satisfied?"

"Satisfied, the name given by the king, the little ones are satisfied!" Shitojing Baiban shouted.

At this moment, Ruyi Zhenxian woke up again, and when she saw the fierce big rabbit on the side, she screamed and ran away!

Qin Shou grabbed the whiteboard, swung his arms round, and the eighty-nine profound arts were working with full force, slap!

The white board was slapped on the forehead of Ruyi Zhenxian, and with a puff, Ruyi Zhenxian's head was like a porcelain bottle, and it blew up!Died on the spot!A primordial spirit rushed out, Qin Shou opened his mouth wide, and swallowed it directly!

Yuanshen is the essence of the whole body of cultivators, demons, demons, and ghosts.This stuff is a great tonic for anyone.

It's just that the people of the immortals and the righteous think that this is harmful to the heavens, and swallowing the soul is equivalent to obliterating the last trace of a person in this world, and the soul is scattered, and there is no chance of rebirth.too much...

However, in the eyes of magic practitioners, Yuanshen is the best material for alchemy. After refining, it can quickly improve its strength.Of course, even people of the devil path would not dare to swallow the primordial spirit. After all, the primordial spirit can also cast spells. If you put two big spells in your stomach, hehe, it would be a lot of fun.

However, swallowing the rabbit in Qin Shou is an exception.

A good stomach is his capital. What primordial spirit enters his mouth, enters his stomach, and is instantly extinguished by the true spirit, decomposed into the original primordial qi of the mouth to nourish the swallowing rabbit itself.If Tun Tiantu's own Taoism is high enough, he can even read the memory of Yuanshen and possess all the supernatural powers possessed by Yuanshen!This is where the tyrannical swallowing rabbit can eat almost everything, break down everything, and get everything! ..

Chapter 5 The Rabbit Who Didn't Let Go of a Corpse

Of course, Qin Shou can't be so fierce now, but it's no problem to decompose a primordial spirit.As long as you don't swallow the primordial spirit that is extremely powerful, you'll be fine.

"Oh... it hurts... it really hurts... woo woo... it hurts this stone to death..." Bai Ban wailed.

Qin Shou shoved him directly into the bell, which was too noisy.

"Ah...you killed True Immortal Ruyi?" Yang Lu cried, covering her mouth.

Qin Shou waved his hand and said, "If you kill him, you will kill him. Why is there so much nonsense. This guy is a man of the road. If you don't kill him today, if he invites friends to kill you tomorrow, will you be happy?"

Yang Lu shook his head and said, "No, I'm not surprised by this, I mean, you killed an immortal."

"Fairy ass! This guy is a person... I'll go... a monster!" Qin Shou said in surprise.

Yang Lu asked inexplicably, "Human?"

"Cough cough... No, it's a monster, not a human monster." Qin Shou was almost amused by Yang Lu.

At this time, Ruyi Zhenxian died, and her body also changed, from a person to a big fox with yellow fur.

Qin Shou immediately peeled off the Taoist robe of Ruyi Zhenxian, pulled out the fox corpse, and threw it into the bell.

"You... what are you doing with his body?" Yang Lu asked in shock.

Qin Shou smiled and said, "What else can I do after hunting a fox? Of course I eat it! Hmm... The fox fur can also make a nice little padded jacket, haha..."

Yang Lu's eyes widened and she fainted. She is now very sure that she did not leave the tiger's den and entered the wolf's den, but went out of the wolf's den and entered the tiger's den!This rabbit is even fiercer!

In Yang Lu's view, Qin Shou was eating people.But in Qin Shou's opinion, this fox is a good thing!A successful practitioner, there are countless heaven and earth vitality hidden in the flesh, which is definitely a great supplement!It's a pity to throw it away, and it's king to eat it!