Lao Tzu of the Great Antiquity is a Jade Rabbit / the Lao Tzu of Journey to the West is a Jade Rabbi

Wu Gang said: "Rabbit, it's not impossible for you to learn this magical power, but you have to help me do one thing."

"What's the matter?" Qin Shou asked.

"After you go to the realm, go find someone for me and give him this jade." After Wu Gang finished speaking, he took out a thumb-sized piece of jade from his arms.

"What's this?" Qin Shou squeezed it in his hand, subconsciously trying to test his teeth.

Wu Gang hurried over, knocked on Qin Shou's forehead and said, "Take care of your rabbit teeth, now that you have replenished your vitality, and your teeth are getting sharper and sharper, there are not many things you can't bite anymore. This jade of mine is just a piece of ordinary jade, but you can't stand it."

Qin Shou dabbled and said, "What else do I want to taste... Come on, don't stare at me, I'm timid, I'll bite when I'm timid. Is this good? Come on, Xiaorou, give me a smile!"

Boom!

Qin Shou rubbed his head and said, "Damn, can't you be gentle? Are you not rigid? Why are you so rigid!"

Wu Gang glared at Qin Shou and said, "You bunny, I really want to kill you! Listen, I want you to find a woman who can make this jade hot."

"That's easy, just put it in her arms and it's hot." Qin Shou cried.

"Stupid! Come on, I won't talk nonsense with you, get out of here." Wu Gang waved

hand way.

Qin Shou said: "I'll go, my Shunfenger and clairvoyant!"

"Damn it! Didn't you say there was only one Shunfeng ear? Why is there another clairvoyant?" Wu Gang yelled.

Qin Shou jumped up immediately when he heard it: "I know, you will be clairvoyant, right!"

"No!" Wu Gang shouted.

Qin Shou took out the jade and put it in his mouth!

Wu Gang smashed the two pamphlets directly on Qin Shou's head, Qin Shou picked it up and saw that it was the two supernatural powers of clairvoyance and Shunfenger!

Immediately overjoyed, he carefully stuffed the jade into the bell, hummed a little tune, and left with satisfaction.

Seeing this, Wu Gang snorted twice: "I forgot to tell you, this thing was taken by me with the help of Heavenly Court God General Clairvoyant and Shunfenger, I guess they didn't know that I stole it..."

"Damn it! Xiaorou, you don't bring this, they don't know that you stole it, so I took it out and used it, didn't it mean that I stole it?" Qin Shou and other big eyes shouted.

Wu Gang leaned on the branch of the Osmanthus Tree King and said with a smile: "Why? Are you afraid? Would you like to pay me back?"

"Dream! With big eyes and big ears, Rabbit Master will be afraid? Turn them over in seconds!" After speaking, Qin Shou left.

When Qin Shou walked away, Wu Gang's face sank, and he looked up at the heaven, without saying a word for a long time... It was just a silent conversation that fluctuated in the space...

Back at the Moon Palace, Chang'e immediately threw Qin Shou on the table, moved a chair to sit down, and stared at Qin Shou for a long time.

Chang'e finally sighed: "Do you still want to leave?"

Qin Shou grinned, pointed to heaven and said, "The boss told me to go down, do I dare not go down?"

"What about me? You just left?" Chang'e was a little sad. For so many years, Qin Shou was her only relative, and when he was around, she would not be alone.Especially since Qin Shou had Lingzhi, it was the happiest time for her.But…

Qin Shou leaned over and said, "Why? You can't bear me?"

Chang'e snorted and stopped talking.

Qin Shou transferred to Chang'e's arms and said, "Silly girl, my boss said that I must be in the lower realm, but I will be given a private passage so that I can come back to see you secretly."

"Huh?" Chang'e was stunned, only to realize that something was wrong, so she asked, "Boss? What is the boss? Also, private access? How is that possible?"

Qin Shou grinned and said, "The boss is the biggest and most powerful one in Heaven! I work for him, he pays me wages, and he is my boss. As for the private channel, here it is!"

Qin Shou pointed to the bell on his neck, and the next moment he had another bell in his hand, and handed it to Chang'e: "Take it, and from now on, at the beginning of every month, which is the new moon, I will I can run back to see you. Also, we can talk through this bell!"

"Really or not? Don't look at the fact that we can see the Earth Immortal Realm, and the Earth Immortal Realm can also see us. In fact, the Heavenly Court and the Earth Immortal Realm are separated into two worlds, and only a fixed passage can be used to travel between the Immortal World and the Immortal Realm." Dizzy, when did the Jade Emperor speak so well?And take care of a rabbit?

Qin Shou said: "Oh, such a big boss, if you want to deceive me, you won't deceive me with a rabbit, right?"

Chang'e thinks about it too. Although seeing each other once a month is a bit long for mortals, for immortals, it is a matter of seconds.In this way, although Qin Shou has left, in Chang'e's opinion, Qin Shou can come back at any time, so she is relieved, so she smiled and said, "Then don't you mean to go to the lower realm to be happy? No, you go. The Nether must bring me back a lot of good things!"

"No problem, what do you want?"

"Steamed buns! My mother made them delicious..."

"Don't you bring two with you? Come, let me taste..."

"Dead Rabbit, come down!" ..

Chapter 1

Pangu opened the sky, the three emperors ruled the world, and the five emperors established their relationships. The world was divided into four continents: Dongsheng Shenzhou, Xiniuhezhou, Nanzhubuzhou, and Beiju Luzhou.

- "Journey to the West"

Three days later, in the heavenly court, two god generals strode forward, with a rabbit lying on their shoulders, holding carrots in their hands and eating non-stop, while walking: "You two have gone down. Is it?"

The two gods were silent.

Qin Shou continued to ask: "I'm going, do you two want to be so bored? I've heard people say that people who don't like to talk are all bored. That's the kind of thing, when there are no fairies, they use their left and right hands to solve their physical problems. Hygiene problem guy. I'll go, the one on the left, why are you blushing? Have you ever done it?"

"No! How can I think about men and women when I focus on cultivating Taoism? You bunny, don't talk nonsense!" The god general said angrily.

Qin Shou laughed and said: "The ancients said, "You are not afraid of shadows. Look at people, your face is not red and your heart is not jumping. Look at you again, your face is like a monkey's butt, and you still don't admit it."

"You!" The god general was suddenly speechless.