Lao Tzu of the Great Antiquity is a Jade Rabbit / the Lao Tzu of Journey to the West is a Jade Rabbi

"ensure!"

"Don't curse!"

"I never scold people, and neither do rabbits!"

"Don't do it!"

"ensure!"

"Pissed off!"

"Look at the feet! Ah... dead rabbit, you dare to drill into the skirt, come out!"

"I do not!"

"How about you tell me honestly, I promise not to be angry?" ..

Chapter 58

"It's almost there, count you as acquainted!"

The moment Qin Shou climbed out of Chang'e's skirt, Chang'e grabbed the rabbit's ear, lifted it up, threw it on the table, tapped his head with a small stick and asked, "Now, tell me honestly!"

Qin Shou said: "I went to the heavenly court. Big Brother Qingniu knew that my vitality was depleted, so I asked Taishang Laojun for three nine-turn golden pills, but I'll go get them today!"

"Liar! Although Qingniu has been with Laojun for many years, it is impossible to ask for a [-]th-turn golden elixir for others! He is not such a kind person! No, it's a cow!" Chang'e said.

Qin Shou immediately took out three nine-turn golden pills and put them on the table: "Whether you believe it or not, anyway, what I said is true! Don't say I'm stingy, I'll give you one!"

"Ah!" Chang'e was taken aback, pointed at the Jiuzhuan Jindan on the table, and then pointed at Qin Shou and shouted, "You really got the Jiuzhuan Jindan? Tell me honestly, did you steal it! "

After speaking, without waiting for Qin Shou to answer, Chang'e started to circle back and forth on the ground, saying as she turned: "It's over, it's over, the golden pill of nine turns, it's too good for Laojun's medicine! This time something big will happen, Mr. What should you do if you go to the Jade Emperor? No, it's better to take the initiative to admit your mistake, Rabbit, hurry up with me, let's go to the Tusita Palace and plead with Laojun..."

Seeing this, Qin Shou grinned and smiled, but his heart was inexplicably moved.In Chang'e's place, he always cares about him in the first place, and never thinks about how she should get out of the trouble he caused her.

Qin Shou didn't want Chang'e to worry too much, so he said: "Okay, don't talk about it, what I said is true, if you don't believe it, just wait and see. What kind of magical power Laojun is, if I steal it Once he has obtained his golden pill, he will definitely know it, and it is estimated that there will be a heavenly soldier coming over and taking someone."

Chang'e lay down, stared at Qin Shou and asked word by word, "You really didn't steal?"

"Heaven and earth conscience, do I still need to steal my character and my rabbit? Hook your finger, and the old cow will have to send it over! Thinking about our vegetable garden, isn't it legal?" Qin Shouted.

Chang'e nodded and said, "It makes sense, I hope you didn't mess around this time."

Speaking of this, Chang'e said again: "Whether you steal it or not, eat it first!"

"Isn't it, you're not afraid that I stole it? Three rank nine golden elixir! The elixir you ate at the time was probably a baby bump of this grade. You're not afraid to eat it, and you haven't gone back yet?" Qin Shou asked.

Chang'e curled her lips and said, "You have to eat your apology before you apologize! The big deal is to admit the punishment. At best, you will be locked up on the moon for thousands of years, or like that Wu Gang, go to chop the osmanthus tree king. Anyway, it's better than starving to death. ."

Qin Shou said: "You are a cover-up charge."

"I'm already like this, how else can I be punished? The big deal, let's go and chop the osmanthus tree king together..." Chang'e said casually.

Qin Shou's heart is hot, this is Chang'e, she has always been worried about how Qin Shou is, but not what will happen to her.If Qin Shou doesn't cherish such a woman, that's SB!

Qin Shou threw himself into Chang'e's arms, hugged the big rabbit, and shouted at the same time: "Sister, you're still kind to me, you've moved me to death, bang..."

"Come down for me!"

Chang'e hurriedly tore the guy off, threw it on the table, pointed at the Jiuzhuan Jindan on the table and said, "Hurry up and eat!"

Qin Shou said: "You eat one, I will eat one!"

"I'm immortal, what do I want this for?"

"Increase mana! Don't you want to be the first female god of war in heaven?"

"Don't, Hou Yi is so powerful, right? What can I do? Let me tell you, the greater the strength, the greater the responsibility, the greater the trouble. Raise some flowers, the two of us will play backgammon, occasionally go to the heaven to dance, attend a banquet or something, how good is it to be calm every day?" Chang'e said happily.

Qin Shou said: "You are really a worthless guy... Don't you

Do you think you should increase your strength to protect me? "

"You're a male rabbit! So, I want you to protect me, you know? I'm a woman, um, just take care of our house!" Chang'e said confidently.

"..." Qin Shou suddenly realized that he was speechless.

Qin Shou rubbed hard and blistered, and used all means. Chang'e just didn't eat it. In the end, Qin Shou ate all three of the nine-turn golden pills. Wei also increased from five hundred years to two thousand years!Then it's gone!

Qin Shou sighed and said, "This body is deadly enough..." Speaking of which, Qin Shou's eyes suddenly lit up, and he found that he was full!That's right, no matter how much he ate before, he didn't feel full, but now he feels full!

In other words, the immortal essence lost in the body has been replenished!

Qin Shou hurriedly lay down and closed his eyes to feel his body. Sure enough, all the meridians and flesh and blood cells in the body were coated with a layer of pale gold, and every cell was full of vitality, no longer like the half-dead as before, or It was as if he was going to die.

At the same time, Qin Shou felt extremely relaxed and satisfied throughout his body!

Qin Shou suddenly laughed, and he was extremely happy!

"Qin Shou, what are you laughing at?" Chang'e stepped forward and asked.

"Wow, haha... I've filled up the depleted vitality in my body, haha..." Qin Shou threw himself into Chang'e's arms, laughing loudly.

Chang'e's eyes suddenly lit up, hugging Qin Shou, and shouting, "Really?"

"It's true! Wow haha... In the future, Lord Rabbit will protect you!" Qin Shou cried.

Chang'e was really happy, she was jumping and jumping in the room with Qin Shou in her arms, Qin Shou was lying on her chest, she was so happy, it was really cool...