Lao Tzu of the Great Antiquity is a Jade Rabbit / the Lao Tzu of Journey to the West is a Jade Rabbi

A certain hard fat man, wheeling the rake, led a group of younger brothers, shouting hahaha: "Hurry up, after pouring this land, it will be finished!"

Many sailors sighed and thought to themselves, "Why did you follow such a marshal, for the sake of two peaches, the dignified sailors in the heavenly court became peasants who ploughed the land...

In the distance, the god of agriculture looked at it with a smile, and continued: "Haha... Pantao comes every year, and the six divisions come to cultivate the land, but it is not something you can see every year."

"You..." Another god, Bai Guoxian, smiled bitterly.

When the sailor left, Chang'e asked inexplicably, "What did Marshal Tianpeng give you this time?"

Qin Shou said: "Of course it's a good thing! Let's go, go back to eat!"

Entering the Moon Palace, Qin Shou poured the space bag out. Good guy, there are actually two big peaches. Qin Shou took out the [-]-year-old peaches and compared them. It was several times smaller than these two. six thousand years

Servings!

Chang'e was stunned: "This... is this Pan Tao?"

Qin Shou laughed and said, "Bingo, you're right! This is Pan Tao, now, don't swallow, try it!"

Qin Shou is welcome this time. He picks one up and holds it in his arms. Good guy, he's about to catch up with him!It's delicious, sweet, crisp and juicy. The taste is many times better than anything Qin Shou has eaten in his previous life!In short, one word - cool!

However, Chang'e didn't eat it, she stared at Qin Shou and said, "How is it delicious?"

"You'll know if you try it." Qin Shou said.

Chang'e shook her head and said, "I won't eat it, you get it back, you can eat it yourself."

Qin Shou was suddenly unhappy: "What are you doing, you still dislike the peaches I got back?"

"No..." Chang'e quickly explained.

"No, just eat it! I know you're good to me, but, with my body, one more peach and one less peach formation has little effect! Besides, if I can get back two peach, I'll definitely be able to get more. ." Qin Shou patted his chest and cried.

Chang'e was still hesitating.

Qin Shou said, "If you don't eat it, I'll throw these two peaches away now!"

After finishing speaking, Qin Shou throws one by one without hesitation.

Chang'e suddenly softened: "Okay, okay, okay, can't I eat it! You bastard, you have such a stinky personality!"

Qin Shou hummed and said, "Master Rabbit doesn't show his power, you don't know how powerful your man is!"

"Yoyo, it's still a man, you're just a little rabbit, understand?"

"Well, compared to the two on you, I am indeed smaller, but after I transform, hum... I will let you know what thick, big, and long are!"

"What do you mean? What is the large intestine? Is it for eating?"

"Well, it's just to eat. It's delicious, but you can't swallow it. Just try it." Qin Shou explained to Chang'e, the male and female little white, in a serious manner.

Chang'e scratched her head: "You rabbit, you are transformed, can you still eat?"

Qin Shou said, "That's a must!"

"Eat quickly!"

Qin Shou held his stomach full of joy, and ran to eat peaches. After three bites, Qin Shou found that the peach was far less magical than he thought. After eating a peach, although it turned into a large group of fairy spirits , but it disappeared in the blink of an eye, and his body hair did not respond.In other words, this shit is nothing but shit!Even if he had some shit, he couldn't feel it!

Immediately, he became disillusioned, weighed the little peach in his hand, and sighed.

Tone: "Count that guy's luck!"

After saying goodbye to Chang'e, Qin Shou flew all the way and came to the osmanthus tree. There, a lazy figure was lying under the osmanthus tree king, enjoying the coolness and sleeping!

"Bah! Bold Wu Gang, cheating and cheating, you know the crime!" Qin Shou jumped out with a roar!

Wu Gang waved his hand without opening his eyelids and said, "You bastard, you still want to scare me? When you reach the Golden Immortal Daluo, try again..."

"Cut, I'm telling you, if this Rabbit Master becomes a Daluo Jinxian, I promise to come and beat him all over the place!" Qin Shou pouted, took out the three-thousand-year-old peach from his pocket and threw it over.

Wu Gang sat up, grabbed it, put it in front of his nose and smelled it, and said in surprise, "Pantao? It's a pity, it's only three thousand years old."

"Where does all this nonsense come from, do you eat it or not? If you don't eat it, pay me back! I'm still missing a lot of energy." Qin Shou exclaimed.

Wu Gang took a bite and said, "If you don't mind you, just eat it."

"Fuck off! You haven't taken a bath for thousands of years. It's probably dirtier than maggots. Only ghosts have eaten your bite." Qin Shou waved his paws.

Wu Gang was not angry, but he ate it happily, and said while eating: "The last time I ate this thing was ten thousand years ago. It tastes so good... Rabbit, how come you have such a good conscience today? deliver?"

Qin Shou looked at the king of the osmanthus tree, and said casually, "It fell into the toilet, I think it's too bad!"

"Pfft..." Wu Gang spit out his nose!

Fortunately, Wu Gang responded quickly, everything the immortals eat will turn into immortal spirits, there is no shit at all, and there is no toilet.Otherwise, this peach will be wasted.

Wu Gang glared at Qin Shou and said, "You dead rabbit, your mouth is full of seriousness."

Qin Shou continued to look at the Osmanthus Tree King, and said as he looked, "Old Rou, if I eat the Osmanthus Tree King, can I cure my disease?"

"Pfft..." Wu Gang's big snot came out again.Wu Gang quickly wiped it off, and didn't eat the peaches, so as not to be sprayed by the rabbit again.Wu Gang looked at Qin Shou seriously and said, "Is what you said true?"

Qin Shou nodded and said, "Of course it's true! You also know that my body's vitality is so depleted that I don't want to die young. Didn't I take a bite of this osmanthus tree king last time? I feel a little bit in the bark. Spiritual energy."

Wu Gang rolled his eyes and said, "You can try it!"

"Try?" Qin Shou asked.