Konoha: Son of the Fourth Hokage

The crowd kept looking for it at night but still no results, the two warriors insisted on continuing to search, and Zilai also took the three little ones to eat.

Originally, Jiraiya just randomly chose a liquor store, but as soon as Naruto entered the door, he saw Jiraiya and a blond elder sister looking at each other affectionately.

The crowd searched for him thousands of times, and when I looked back, the man was in the dim light.

It may not be appropriate to use here, and the mood does not match, but the scene really fits.

From her appearance, it was obviously Tsunade, and the one holding the piggy beside her at a loss should be Mute.

"Jiraiya?" Tsunade asked dazedly with a blush on his face, hiccups.

"Tsunade?" Jiraiya also had an unbelievable expression.

"Just in time, have a drink with me."

So, Jiraiya also introduced each other to each other, sat opposite Tsunade, and accompanied Tsunade to drink and reminisce. Sasuke Naruto sat next to him, holding the side dishes on the table to spread his stomach, and Sakura sat beside Mute in despair.

In fact, Sakura was still very excited at first. Even if idols gambled and drank heavily and still owed debts, they were still idols. As a fan, Sakura chose to forgive her, and even wanted to say Tsunade Hime, you are too beautiful. ...

But after approaching, Sakura looked at Tsunade who was approachable by E, and then looked at herself who was approachable, pouted in grievance, and sat down in despair.

Sasuke didn't know why, Naruto looked around and seemed to understand something, but he couldn't say anything about it.

"Pooh porcupine!"

Naruto, who was engrossed in his food, was attracted by a peculiar pig noise, and looked up at the little pig in front of Mute's chest.

The complexion is pink and shiny, and the flesh is firm. It is estimated that it will not exceed ten kilograms. It is suitable for roasting suckling pigs. Naruto sucked the half of the green vegetables into his mouth and swallowed them, and asked, "Sister Mute, I see this one. Pigs have no spirit, why don't we put them..."

Saying that, Naruto licked his lips, patted Sasuke on the shoulder, and continued: "Sasuke is very good at fire escape, so it should be no problem to leave it to him to control the fire."

Mute immediately refused: "No! Dolphin is not..."

"Hahaha, I've wanted to try it for a long time. Dolphin looks delicious no matter how you look at it!" The drunk Tsunade interrupted Mute's words and wanted to reach out and grab the pig.

"Hey~ Hey~" Mute's eyes widened when he heard Tsunade's words, and he shielded the dolphin to hide, "Lord Tsunade, you are drinking too much!"

"Poyo poryo!" Dolphin arched into Mute's arms in fear.

"I didn't drink too much! Boy, you are very discerning." Tsunade turned to look at Naruto, but his eyes suddenly became confused: "...Rope tree..."

Naruto understood in seconds, this was his own passive halo, the "I'm like everyone" technique was activated, and no matter who he was, he could see familiar shadows on Naruto, especially when he was delirious or his spirit was strongly stimulated. .

For example, Tsunade can see the shadow of his younger brother rope tree on Naruto, Jiraiya and Kakashi can see the shadow of Minato on Naruto, and even the terrorist Genon who buried the explosive amulet in Konoha, can See the shadow of his grandson in Naruto.

Naruto was about to explain, but Tsunade hugged him tightly, knocking over the cups and dishes on the table.

"Woooooo." Naruto couldn't breathe, and finally broke free, "Senior Tsunade, I..."

"Boom" Tsunade played Naruto's head, "Call me sister!"

Naruto's brain was buzzing, this finger flicking hurt more than his mother's punch, and Naruto looked at Jiraiya for help.

However, the old man looked at Naruto in a daze with an envious expression on his face, and his eyes drifted to strange places from time to time.

Sakura, who had just recovered a little, seemed to have suffered a mental blow again, mechanically holding the empty bowl and using chopsticks to pull air into her mouth.

Sasuke glanced at Naruto sympathetically,

This guy was suffocated just now, he must be so bored, he must stay away from this type of woman in the future.

Naruto didn't succumb to force, he just felt that he should not compete with a drunk: "Sister Tsunade."

"Well." Tsunade fell asleep with a smile on his face, and muttered in his sleep, "Mute, go and roast the dolphin, my brother wants to eat..."

Jiraiya and Mute were silent. They both knew how much the loss of Kato Dan and his younger brother Naoshu had hit Tsunade, and Tsunade even suffered from hyperphobia because of it.

Now I see that Tsunade treats Naruto as his younger brother after getting drunk, and I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing.

In the end, Tsunade was carried back by Mute, and Naruto looked at Jiraiya with contempt along the way. You deserve to be single.

...

The next morning, Naruto, who walked out of the room with Sasuke, saw Tsunade leaning against the door frame with one hand on his forehead, and politely greeted him, "Sister Tsunade, good morning."

"Huh? Who are you kid?"

Naruto:……

Well, when you are drunk and hug someone and go crazy with alcohol, you will call them a good brother. Now that you are awake and have enough sleep, you will call them a brat.

This woman really is a big pig's hoof.

Sakura heard the movement and walked out of the room, stood with Naruto Sasuke, and looked at her sloppy idol after a hangover.

Naruto replied: "We came to find you with the lecherous immortal. We met at the izakaya yesterday."

"That guy Jiraiya." Although it was the first time he heard the word lecherous immortal, Tsunade immediately knew who Naruto was talking about and asked, "Where are the others?"

"Yo, is anyone missing my handsome guy early in the morning?" Zilai also came out of the room opposite.

"You guy, you're still like this." Tsunade was completely drunk last night, and she didn't remember what she and Jirai had talked about. "What are you doing with me? Are these your disciples again?"

Jiraiya had to re-introduce the three little ones.

"Oh? That girl's son Kushina is so old." Tsunade looked Naruto up and down, and felt that the child was a little familiar.

Naruto said: "My mother asked me to bring you a message. She said that she missed you very much after a long time no see. Please go back and have a look."

"I see." Tsunade waved his hand. Kushina was the only person who could be called a relative of Tsunade. Seeing her red hair like Mito's grandmother felt kind,

It's not that she never thought about going back, but Konoha has her most painful memories, so she didn't have the courage to wander outside for so many years.

Jirai also knew Tsunade's embarrassment, so he changed the subject: "I'll talk about this later, let me meet two people first."

"Huh? Who?"

Jiraiya also knocked on the door of the two debt collectors. When the two samurai saw the sinful woman Tsunade, tears almost came out, and they said incoherently:

"It's been three years. We've been looking for you for three years. Do you know how we got here in the past three years?"