King’s Landing in Nottingham

Item 0788

"Hey, buddy, have you noticed that Arjan's gait seems a bit strange today?"

There were a large number of Notts County fans in the stands, and some of them were sharp-eyed. After the opening, it was discovered that Robben was wrong...

"It seems a bit strange..." Gavrich touched his head, he seemed to be thinking what kind of metaphor he would use to describe it.

"Hey! I have it! I'll just say, this thing is like hemorrhoids!"

Huh, hey? It seems to be true!

Several Notts County fans with a deep experience, after listening to Gavrich’s words, nodded secretly, it seems that this is really the case.

When I got sick before, didn't I just behave with a chrysanthemum in between? The taste will be unforgettable.

If you don't clamp it, it will hurt.

"I didn't expect Arjan to get hemorrhoids too, haha, it happens that I have a plaster that I didn't use last time, and I will give it to him on the next team open day."

Hahaha...

Arjan Robben didn't have hemorrhoids. No one knows except for himself, but he is holding back his urine and feeling very uncomfortable. It feels like the bladder is about to explode.

Fortunately, the right wing never received the ball. Chelsea didn't seem to want the ball right from the beginning. Robben basically didn't move from here.

In a daze, the Dutch heard a whistle.

It seems to have scored?

"Go in, scored a goal? Damn, are we close here?"

Robben clamped his **** and tried to find the referee's track. The man in the black jersey was standing in the Chelsea penalty area.

"Fuck, we, did we score?"

Yes, many teammates ran towards Arjan Robben, their destination was the corner area.

"Just five minutes into the game, the Notts County club scored a goal. It was a perfect start."

"Ribery's breakthrough on the left side successfully attracted the defense of two Chelsea players, and the top of the penalty area was instantly empty."

"Quick transfer of the ball often allows you to find space for scoring and passing the ball. Sneijder used this space to complete the shot! Very exciting!"

The two English commentators, Anthony and Smith, are still a little reserved. The Chinese commentary next to them has already begun to cite scriptures:

"The Dutchman shoots his bow and shoots arrows, and the ball smashes into the Chelsea net like a cannonball. I can't help thinking of Xiang Yu, the king of Western Chu.

Objectively speaking, some of the staff responsible for cleaning the Magpie Stadium are busy. This guy does not know which TV station has the best saliva throughput tonight.

The glass window in front of the commentary was like a heavy rain, stained with a lot of unknown liquid.

"Very beautiful!"

Wei Xun, who was watching the live broadcast at home, naturally noticed the goal. He didn't expect Notts County to start so smoothly today.

Wei Xun seemed to have heard the voice of Chelsea boss Abramovich just now. It is estimated that the Russians came to see him at home.

Wei Xun had already seen all this through the camera, and opened his door ahead of time, but he waited for more than two minutes before seeing the Russians come in.

"Well, is it possible that the elevator in the community is broken?"

Wei Xun called the property and after confirming that the elevator was not broken, he wore slippers and went out.

What the **** are the Russians doing? Isn't it just falling behind? What if they lose? Friends still have to do it.

Sure enough, when Wei Xun walked to the second floor, he saw Abramovich, a local Russian tycoon who hugged and hugged at the corner of the stairs.

"Roman?"

"Oh, Wei, my good brother!"

The Russian pushed away the bodyguards who were guarding him, rushed forward, and gave Wei Xun a big hug.

"What the hell..."

The Russians have released their sadness so soon? How did he do that?

"Oh, Wei, this place you live in makes me easy to find. There are obviously villas, so why live in an ordinary community?"

Actually, Abramovich made it clear early in the morning. At the Notts County base, if you want to find Wei Xun, you can go to the residential area along the river to find him.

He usually doesn't live in a villa. Someone feels that the young couple still have to feel a little more private. Living with grandparents, parents, and mother is somewhat inconvenient.

However, this happened to be the best reason for Abramovich's late arrival. The Russian tyrant did not notice the camera at all, but his bodyguards could see it.

Don't tell a lie, the boss can't be a man anymore.

Is it possible to say that it was because I saw Chelsea falling behind and didn't want to come in an instant? He was about to go back home, but was intercepted by Wei Xun?

The two returned home. At the moment, Teacher Huang was preparing for the post-match press conference on the court, and he was not at home at all.

Wei Xun triumphantly prepared peanuts, braised chicken feet and other food, poured two glasses of beer, and sat cross-legged in front of the TV with Abramovich, not comfortable.

"Roman, this game...", it doesn't matter if he loses, he swallowed abruptly without saying a few words.

The score on the TV screen is surprisingly one to one?

Damn it, his uncle!

When did it tie the score!

Notts County scored in the first five minutes of the game. How did the score change after five minutes after he went out?

Damn it?

Wei Xun turned his head and looked at Abramovich. The Russian looked at him with a smile. No matter how someone looked, he felt that he was facing a polar bear.

"Haha, Wei, it's a coincidence. When you stopped me, our Chelsea's Malouda just scored a goal."

The Russians were secretly upbeat, but he didn't say it, just as if this thing hadn't happened, and Wei Xun's face could not be lost, and then he would have to rely on him to buy people.

This guy is very stingy, and is far behind our bold Russians.

The two commentators quickly answered Wei Xun's questions.

The former player of the Notts County Club Malouda made a breakthrough along the left. He unintentionally inserted a willow into a willow. The cross was blocked by Gabriel Hein. The high center forward Charistrias made a header. Fuchenko was there in no time.

Lao Fan had no time to react, and Chelsea quickly evened the score after losing the ball!

But how did Malouda's offense come into play?

Robben, who clamped his butt, was so stunned that the ball at his feet was cut off, and the Notts County players went too fast, leaving Chelsea with a large sprint space.

Then, there is no more...

Not long after they scored here, Chelsea quickly equalized the score, and the cheerful Notts County fans suddenly fell silent.

What happened to Arjanro himself? The Notts County fans in the stands felt that it was probably the Dutchman who had caused hemorrhoids again...

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