King’s Landing in Nottingham

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"Arjan, you definitely won't have a chance to play in the next UEFA Cup, do you believe it?"

The old Mertesacker’s son has always been shy, but after several years of getting along, the kid has gradually started joking with his teammates.

Barzali, Chiellini and Mertesacker were the Notts County clubs that entered at about the same time, but Chiellini’s development trajectory far surpasses that of Barzali and Mertesacker, and the Germans are vaguely The tail of the crane in the trio.

Seeing the brothers sweating like rain on the court, this kid was also on a whim and joked with Aljan Robben sitting next to him.

I heard that this kid hugged left and right the night before and didn't return to the players' apartment all night. Not only was he punished by the assistant coach, but also the boss Wei Xun was taken to the office for more than an hour.

I don't know whether this kid's dark circles were caused by staying up late, or by overuse. Anyway, the circle of hair on his head is becoming more and more Mediterranean.

Close your eyes, get closer, smell it gently, maybe it smells like the sea...

Robben often went to the "Fans" magazine recently to find the staff who retouched the pictures and see for himself. What would it look like if he shaved all his hair and kept a head like the head coach Guardiola?

He got him an almost perfect frontal rendering, not to mention it, but also a side view, a back view, and a top view from the top.

If you don't get it, you can't do it. I've been nagging all day long, so I'm almost making a three-dimensional model for Robben. The designer really felt like a dog, why did he agree to Robben's reasonable request in the first place?

Why should I agree?

Regarding Mertesacker's banter, Arjan Robben naturally couldn't agree, except for lust, the best thing about this kid is face.

Edwin Van der Sar, who had just had a painless expression on his face, was criticized again by Edwin Van der Sar, who was lifted off the court:

Why is my big brother hurt like this? Don't you even have a sad look on your face? Are you still gloating in your heart?

The continuous blows made Arjan Robben's heart full of sullenness. Mertesacker's words called Arjan Robben so shameless!

"You two bet, let me go, it just happens that I have a basket of stinky socks here that I haven't washed. Whoever of you loses, just help me wash the stinky socks..."

The boss of the Brazilian Gang, Rivaldo, obviously has a very full experience on how to quell the conflict between the younger brothers.

Right back Danny Alves, who was standing behind the two of them drinking water at this moment, spit out all the water he had drunk with a snorted sound, and then began to laugh unscrupulously.

Looking at Danny Alves like this, it is estimated that when in Brazil, Rivaldo used this trick to deal with the new compatriots who joined the national team.

"Arjan, Stefan, I also have a basket of stinky socks here, let's take a gamble together!"

"One basket is also washed, and two frames are also washed. You can wash it slowly if you can't finish it at a time. It's a big deal to wash it for a month..."

"That's it~"

The Notts County players on the bench began to make noise involuntarily, and even the roaring emperor Eric Tynehag followed behind, as if he had a lot of socks left unwashed.

The young players of Notts County strictly abide by the player ethics set by Wei Xun and Marotta. Players under the age of 21 must wash their clothes and socks by themselves.

If you are in this age category and you don’t want to wash your clothes and socks by yourself, get married as soon as possible.

Take Frank Ribery, for example, who is now legally cohabiting with Christina. Naturally, someone will help him wash these underwear, underwear, smelly socks.

As long as you exceed this age limit, you can use your performance on the court in exchange for a certain amount of points. With these points, you can let the aunts of the dormitory help you share some cleaning tasks.

As for the game uniforms and training uniforms that Notts County players usually take off during games and training, specialized personnel are responsible for cleaning.

Of course, if anyone is as unlucky as Arjan Robben, let's say otherwise. Because Robben violated the club's management regulations, he was responsible for cleaning the game and training clothes for a week.

Of course, it was washed in a washing machine.

But throwing these clothes into the washing machine, and then taking them out, drying them one by one, and finally recycling them and putting them in the designated locations also requires great self-control and patience.

Isn't this what Arjan Robben lacks?

Guardiola and Wei Xun also took great pains.

"Mother, I gambled! I'll bet on your stinky socks for a month! If I fail to play in the UEFA Cup, I will help all of you. How about washing your stinky socks for a month!"

"Okay, Arjan, domineering!"

Danny Alves was obviously happy to see this happen, and he began to call Alyan Robben.

Everyone is talking and laughing, but the right back of the Brazilian national team has to leak his big white teeth. The ghost knows how long this kid has accumulated stinky socks without washing.

Notts County’s bench was very lively, and the players on the court also made the Notts County fans really cheered through their performance.

In the 32nd minute of the first half of the game, Didier Drogba's header scored to help the Notts County club break the deadlock on the field.

In the next five minutes, Didier Adroba made two goals for Cristiano Ronaldo. Although President Luo seized one of the opportunities, he also extended Notts County's lead to two goals.

Notts County, who played away, left 26,000 home team fans speechless at Seagull Brighton's home. Don't look at our offensive rhythm, but as long as we suddenly speed up, it will be a deadly time. .

Notts County is becoming more and more used to drag the opponent into their rhythm, use the ball to kill the opponent's patience, and use sudden rhythm changes to disrupt the opponent's defensive position. A fatal blow is the victory that Guardiola gave them. philosophy.

Just when Arjan Robben agreed to his teammates' bet and bet on the stinky socks of all his teammates on the bench for the next month, Harvey Alonso smashed the Brighton with a long shot and quickly scored a goal. , The dream of narrowing the score gap.

"The sky is shocking, the earth is shaking, the earth is shaking! What a wonderful long-range shot! Even if the Brighton goalkeeper now has four or five more fingers, there is no way to stop Xavi Alonso's shot and get into Brighton. Door!"

"Yes, David, in fact, the Brighton people have worked hard enough. They held on for thirty minutes, but Notts County shattered their dream in the last fifteen minutes of the first half!"

"This is the easiest fifteen minutes to score, and this is the easiest fifteen minutes to slack. The Brighton people made a fatal mistake, and Notts County took the opportunity!"

During the intermission, some of the starting players also learned about Aljan Robben’s bet, so Aljan Robben’s bet became even bigger:

If she fails to get playing time in the next UEFA Cup knockout round, he will clean the stinky socks for ten teammates of the Notts County first team for a whole month.

Ten people!

One month!

Among them are Cristiano Ronaldo and Van Persie who train hard, Evra and Drogba who sweat like oil, and Frank Ribery and Danny Alves who have no conscience...

Although Eric Tynehag also participated in this game, he did not ask Robben to help him wash his socks for a month. He also has a family, so he can wash them in a washing machine at home. There is no need for Arjan Robben to continue to work hard.

The amount of ten people is big enough...

The second half of the game went particularly happily, Drogba voluntarily applied to leave, Guardiola even sent Aljan Roben as the single striker.

Peter Pan gave Cristiano Ronaldo a wonderful assist in his limited playing time, and at the same time received the Portuguese guarantee:

If Arjan Robben loses his bet, President Luo will try to change some of his socks as little as possible.

Seagull Brighton's players didn't know how they were resurrected at halftime. They played more aggressively in the second half of the game.

Vigorous counterattacks can frequently threaten the gate guarded by Benjamin Foster. While Cristiano Ronaldo scored a goal, the Brighton people also scored a face-saving goal through their own efforts.

Although they failed to hold the final 15 minutes of the game in the first half, in the 45 minutes of the second half, Brighton and Notts County drew a tie.

The result did not change much. The Brighton players used their own efforts to win the applause of the home team fans. They deserved such applause. Although Brighton was defeated, it was a glorious defeat.

If there is only one person in the entire Brighton home stadium who is unhappy, that person must be Edwin Van der Sar who was battered.

He is now planning to go back quickly, and then ask his wife to check if there is something wrong with this thing? If there is a problem, you must make the hurting guy lose his fortune.

He is still "young", so he doesn't have to be crazy about abstinence after he retires. The Dutch who has done his wife's ideological work still wants a second treasure. How can such a century-old plan be crushed by a bombshell?

no way!

…………Dividing line…………

The miserable Van der Sar, the tragic Robben, the powerful brothers.