King’s Landing in Nottingham

Chapter 27 The kind of finger belly for marriage!

At the press conference after the game, as the club chairman and Notts County’s acting "press officer" Huang Yingying had something personal to deal with, it must be a while later. The team's head coach Guardiola said in his heart. While crying secretly, he also had to face the tricky English media single-handedly.

In the beginning, the media people's questions about Guardiola were reasonable. Just like Wei Xun's good friends Patricia and Elena and the "Nottingham Evening News" columnist James White's questions all set a good start for Guardiola's first press conference.

However, starting from the question of Alice Pitt, a female reporter from The Sun, the atmosphere at the press conference after the game gradually became weird:

"Dear Mr. Guardiola, this is your first official game coaching Notts County, but it is a pity that your team lost to the upgraded competitor Port Vail. I strongly invite you to coach Notts County, Mr. Chairman. In this summer, a number of Spanish players were introduced to build the team’s main lineup, but it turns out that Notts County’s huge investment in the summer was completely overwhelmed. Spanish football or the technical flow football you respect, take us The traditional British tactics have no way. In this game, you shot twice as many shots as Port Ville, and you have a 68% lead in possession time. However, an ordinary English team like Port Ville is limited. Defeated you and your team in time and space. Do you think that the football philosophy you have always adhered to may not be suitable for the English football environment? After this game, would you consider leaving Knotts during the winter break? County, or just take the blame and resign now?"

When I heard this beautiful woman attacking her head coach so bluntly, the Notts County staff on the side regretted it very much. Why couldn't I just stand up a little bit? If I didn't get seduced by this woman, wouldn't I just let her in? God, coach Josep please forgive me.

"Um, everything that was good at the beginning was fake..." Guardiola frowned slightly, thought for a while, and calmly replied: "Hello, Miss reporter, yes, we lost today's game. , But for the young Notts County, this does not mean anything. The league is a long marathon, it is not a cup match that determines the outcome. A loss does not mean anything, it scares me, it scares me more Don’t return the players under my hand, thank you.”

The sparse applause made Guardiola a little embarrassed, and the English media seemed to be uncomfortable.

"Mr. Guardiola, Notts County's arch-enemy Mansfield, led by the new coach Joey Scott, defeated his opponent 5-0 in the first round of the National League. He shouted for his opponent to win the championship. What do you think of the slogan of upgrading and meeting Notts County next season?"

"Congratulations to them for winning, thank you..."

"Is it all? Don't you and Notts County want to win the championship?"

"Beautiful lady, I can only say that soldiers who don't want to be generals are not good soldiers. If I can, I want to win the championship and upgrade is the dream of every team."

The eyes of the reporters on the scene began to flash in an instant, "Does this mean Notts County is also chanting the slogan of winning the championship?"

"Mr. Guardiola, I would like to remind you kindly. Coach Scott defeated his opponent 5-0, but your team lost. Now Mansfield ranks first in the national league and Notts County ranks. The 21st place in the League Two, according to the current situation, Notts County won the championship, let alone relegation, I am afraid it is very difficult to relegation." A reporter stood up and said coldly.

"Come two, drag me out of this rude fellow."

When Guardiola was thinking about how to respond, Wei Xun and Huang Yingying walked into the venue from the backstage of the press conference holding hands. Some keen reporters began to take pictures frantically around the pair of golden boys and girls.

"In the last live news broadcast, I said that we in Nottinghamshire do not welcome reporters from the Nottingham Post to attend our press conference. In other words, Nottsshire is a restricted area for the Nottingham Post!"

Two burly security guards in black suits and black sunglasses quickly approached and dragged the reporter outside without saying that they were holding the reporter. Wei Xun unkindly confiscated all the reporter's camera and recording pen, not for nothing. No, smashed and rude, hey, it's really embarrassing.

"Tyrant! Tyrant! You are obstructing the freedom of the press. I'm going to the court to sue you!" The reporter kept yelling while being dragged, but unfortunately, none of the reporters in the venue responded to his call. Regardless of hanging up high, there must be bigger news waiting for them to dig.

Guardiola was worried that he could not confront these unscrupulous reporters. When Wei Xun came, he immediately handed the microphone to Wei Xun.

After passing the microphone, Guardiola pretended that something fell on the ground, squatted down to face Wei Xun, and whispered, "My great savior, you are here, and I will rely on you next. It's..."

"Noproblem", Wei Xun snapped his fingers softly, and a staff from Notts County brought Wei Xun a glass of iced lemonade, "Well, today this iced lemonade is really sour..."

"Mr. Guardiola, we found that the left midfielder Ribery of Notts County played a very elegant style, but this player's pass looked very bad, and his passing success rate was low throughout the game. It is almost negligible. As long as the ball falls under his feet, it basically means the end of Notts County's offense. I would like to ask, how did such a player enter the squad of the game?"

"Um, this question is too simple. Let me answer everyone for the head coach. First of all, I can assure you that there is absolutely nothing shady about the selection and employment of our Notts County. Ribery's extraordinary skills Outstanding, this is his advantage. Personal breakthrough is an important weapon to break the dense defense. Our wing players have suffered some injuries. Frank was the best wing assaulter we could send at the time. As for passing Shooting percentage, if there are both sharp breakthroughs and precise passing, then I am sorry everyone, if such an excellent player can only play as a substitute in our team, then I think our Notts County should be a Premier League ball Team..."

"Hahaha..."

Wei Xun's humorous style can always create some joy on the scene, and many reporters present laughed involuntarily. Such a good player, it is indeed difficult for Notts County to stay in the second division team, but objectively speaking, who has not had a bad state, and it is too amateur to ask this question.

"Mr. Guardiola, it is reported that Sir Ferguson of Manchester United has taken a fancy to your goalkeeper Ben Foster. Will this player leave Notts County before the summer transfer period is over?"

"I have to answer this question. Foster has just joined our team. According to the regulations, he will not be able to transfer to another team next year. Thank you Sir Ferguson for loving our Notts County players, but I'm sorry, the rules are not. I ordered..."

"Mr. Guardiola, in the striker position of Notts County, there are Dutch teenager Van Persie, Bundesliga rookie Klose and Steve Cornell from Notts County Youth Training. They are all very characteristic players. But you have always trusted a 34-year-old Italian veteran. Why is this?"

"Let me answer this question for Josep. We all know that Serie A is the first league in the world. I don't think a striker who can score 14 goals in Serie A last season will become an English third tier league. What’s wrong with the main striker..."

"Mr. Wei Xun, you have been sitting on the coach's bench today, and now you are constantly helping Mr. Guardiola answer questions. We want to know, is Mr. Guardiola the puppet you supported?"

"Of course not. Mr. Guardiola just has a small cold and his voice is not very comfortable. In addition, the climate difference between Spain and England is a bit big. Josep has just finished a high-intensity game, so let me answer these. problem".

Wei Xun quickly gave Guardiola a kick under the tablecloth of the rostrum. Guardiola understood it, and quickly pretended to cough, "cough cough cough..." Wei Xun very gentlemanly gave his ice lemonade to Guardiola. Pulling it over, the latter drank it cheerfully.

"Mr. Wei Xun, Notts County scored a goal on the court today, but it was blown off by the referee. We can see from the replay after the game that this is an obvious misjudgment. If you count this goal , Notts County can at least get a draw, but unfortunately, there are no ifs in the football game. What do you think of this?"

When the reporters in the audience heard this question, they were all energized. We must know that Wei Xun has never been unreasonable. As an advocate of the "non-violence and fair punishment" movement, Wei Xun I always do what I say, absolutely not counseling, this time there must be another big news.

"Well, on this issue, I think football is a very magical and attractive sport. Today's game everyone played very civilized and restrained, which shows that the FA has done a lot in non-violent sports. I’m grateful for his work. Some people may think that the penalty is unfair, but in my opinion, it’s acceptable. After all, at such a distance and location, it’s really hard to tell clearly if you’re not a person What happened? I understand the difficulty of the referee’s work, so I have no objection to the referee’s penalty. Wrong judgments and missed judgments are part of the football game. If I have to express my opinion, then I can only use A popular phrase to explain, this is football, thank you."

"Mr. Guardiola, Mr. Chairman, according to the internal staff of Notts County, you and the team's Italian veteran Dario often bathe together, wash your back with soap, and do something indescribable. May I ask if this news is true? Is it?"

If the questions raised by reporters from The Sun and Nottingham Post are normal, then this last question is simply an insult to Guardiola's personality.

Wei Xun wanted to laugh, but he couldn't smile when he looked at Guardiola's face. Wei Xun patted Guardiola on the shoulder and motioned him to calm down first, "Josep, I will invite you to dinner tonight, these guys. There is no bottom line at all, don't worry, it's up to me!"

Wei Xun stood up and said viciously to the reporter who asked the last question, "Mr. Reporter, I have to repeat to you a sentence I don't like to say,'Iamnota guys!', understand? , Starting today, you have been blackmailed by our Notts County. This is an insult to the personality of me, Josep, and Dario. You're going to **** me now!"

After speaking, Wei Xun walked to Huang Yingying's side, hugged Huang Yingying from behind, and whispered in her ear, "Teacher Huang, please cooperate with me." The identity of the overbearing president forced Huang Yingying to kiss.

The reporters present, especially the female reporters, were stunned by Wei Xun's unexpected operation.

"Soromantic!"

"Ohmygod!"

Huang Yingying's brain is no longer functioning normally. She only knows that her face is very hot, her heartbeat is fast, and she is a little excited, but she can't hear any sound...

Two minutes later, Wei Xun let go of Huang Yingying contentedly, "Everyone has seen that, Miss Huang Yingying, my fiancee, the kind of finger-to-finger marriage! Someone even said that I am Gai! I think I need to reiterate One point, I, Wei Xun, male gender, hobby, uh...Huang Yingying!...The meeting is over..."

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