King’s Landing in Nottingham

Vol 2 Chapter 194: What is toilet paper media

Chapter 194 What Is Toilet Paper Media

I thought that with the victory of eight goals in the second round of the FA Cup, the Notts County first team could have an outstanding performance in the 21st round of the league and swept away the 20th round of league losses. The decline.

Unexpectedly, Notts County, who played at Gillingham, lost to his opponent in the away game and capsized in the gutter.

Gillingham winger Donald Holland took advantage of an excellent counterattack opportunity to win a well-positioned frontcourt free kick in the 21st minute. This free kick at the edge of the penalty area allowed Donald Holland to take a super high penalty. Quality, the ball hit the bottom edge of the crossbar and bounced into the net.

When Reina wanted to get the ball out of the net again, it was too late. The referee was standing in front of him. The ball did cross the line as a whole. People could see it clearly, and even protest became a luxury.

In the subsequent game, the Gillinghams were united, withstood the many counterattacks of the Notts County players, saved the final victory in their home court, and scored a solid three-pointer on the road to relegation.

In the whole game, Notts County and Gillingham shot thirteen times, which is quite surprising; in terms of possession time, Notts County's possession time is even ten less than Gillingham. Percentage points also surprised a lot of fans and gamblers. Neither of these two key statistics could reach Notts County's worst level this season, so it's not surprising to lose.

One thousand seven hundred fans of the Notts County Expedition continued to encourage the players who were already a little depressed. Little Curtis just kept crying. After all, he gave him the free kick, and Little Curtis wanted to tackle it. , Unfortunately the leg was so short by a few centimeters, it became a tactical foul in the end.

Although only one goal was lost, Notts County lost, and it was Notts County's first two-game losing streak in the league since Wei Xun took over. There is already a four-point gap from the league first.

The most frightening thing is not the slippage of the standings. The most frightening thing is the overwhelming reports from the outside world, all kinds of gossip from the club, and the phone and fax machines in the office that are about to be blown up.

"Husband, Manchester City asked us if we intend to sell Mertesacker and Chiellini. They want to get the real message..."

"Don't sell! How could it be possible to sell people? They are ganging up to bully people!"

Had it not been for his daughter-in-law, Teacher Huang, who was sitting across from him, Wei Xun would definitely yell at him now:

"What the **** is going on? Didn't we just sell the two players Reina and Aveiroa? Why are the teams in the Premier League now swarming over..."

The unpleasant Zhao Tai pursed his mouth and smiled, and motioned to Wei Xun to relax. In his opinion, this kind of thing is completely understandable:

"Before, Notts County was a monolithic one, only renting but not selling, so they didn't want to spend this thought, but now they find that Notts County will still buy players outside, so they naturally want to try it."

Co-authored, this is the shark smelling the fishy smell, and they want to bite Notts County.

"Look, Wei, this is the newspaper you want related to our Notts County, and I brought you all..." Old Grant is also free now, his complexion has improved a lot, and he can do it when he has time. I went to the training ground to see his son. For Wei Xun, besides being grateful, his life is really getting better day by day, "Thank God..."

Wei Xun asked his male secretary to pour old Grant a glass of water, and picked up the stack of newspapers and looked through them one by one. Some were sports newspapers, some were general ones, and they had to go to the sports page to check them carefully.

"Marca": "Real Madrid intends to acquire the Dutch twin stars Sneijder and Robben of Notts County, with an offer of 30 million euros, waiting for the final reply from Notts County. It is reported that the Real Madrid club has initialed the franchise agreement with the players. Waiting for the opening of the transfer window..."

"Aspen": "Repurchase Iniesta and Thiago Mota for 10 million euros, and La Masia returns to their hometown!"

"Daily Sports": "The chairman of the Bayern Munich and Notts County clubs met in Wangjiang Tower. The two sides reached an agreement on the exchange of Ram and Klose. Bayern Munich will add another World Cup international!"

"World Sports Daily": "After joining for a few months, the Portuguese Carvalho and coach Guardiola are in the same situation. To return to the Dragon Stadium at the winter window, Chairman Wei has nodded!"

"Metro": "AC Milan has launched the most violent offensive against Montolivo, Essayas has become a supercharger, and Winter Window will join Milan together!"

"Express News": "The Notts County Supermarket opened, surpassed in the first half of the season, and relegated in the second half of the season. There are two days of ice and fire. Wei Xun is ready to sell his players to cash in...

"The Sun": "For Chinese football, making money is the first priority! The end of the golden dollar football is coming, spending money like dirt, after all, it will not last the time!"

...

"Hehe", Wei Xun finished reading the stack of newspapers, but took out the copy of "The Sun" separately, "Daughter-in-law, can you help me see, is this a headline party?"

Teacher Huang took the newspaper handed over by Wei Xun and looked at it seriously. Five minutes later, Huang Yingying nodded at Wei Xun and said, "Indeed, the title is pretty good, but the content and the title are completely inconsistent. No I know what he is talking about, and most of the content of the article is not true."

"Haha", after dealing with these messy purchase information, Marotta also joined the conversation between Wei Xun and his wife. "Huang, the "Sun" opportunity is not true. They are good at lace news and breaking news. field of……"

"Of course, daughter-in-law, let me tell you that they are serious toilet paper media!" Wei Xun seems to remember the classification of these sports media in later generations. It seems that "The Sun" belongs to the category of toilet paper, which is a compilation. Random creation, but ordinary people like to watch this, you say irritating but not irritating.

"Wei, what is toilet paper media? Your Chinese language is really hard to understand..."

"Toilet paper media?" Wei Xun thought for a while, then got up, walked to the whiteboard in the office, picked up the oil-based pen, and wrote on the whiteboard:

"For example, for example, "The Sun" said that Barcelona wanted Iniesta. After a few days, "World Sports" broke the news that Barcelona was close to signing Iniesta, and the transfer fee was 2,500. Wan, a few days later, "Aspen" said that the two sides had initialed the agreement, but in the end, we officially announced that Iniesta and the team have renewed...

"These media are good at catching the wind and spreading some gossips, and their credibility is very low. I can't think of other places where they can be used except for the walls of the toilet. They are praised when making toilet paper." Xun turned around and drew a big cross on the names of these newspapers.

"The place where the useless things are vented is called the toilet, and the thing wrapped in useless things is called paper. "The Sun" is full of useless things. It is not too much to call it toilet paper..."

Hemp egg, toilet paper, toilet paper, this name is really too appropriate.

After accumulating the material for a long time, it is time for Wei Xun to prepare to use it. What **** of the century-old newspaper industry, the world's first newspaper, I will show you what the end of the nonsense is!

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