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In the studio, elegant jazz sounded, and Lu Ke, wearing a black suit, appeared in front of the audience.

With a light smile on his face, Lu Ke stood in front of the wooden door, not anxiously going down the steps, but nodded to the band members on both sides, which was a steady pace, politely and elegantly went down the steps , Amid the cheers and whistle of the audience, came to the stage directly in front.

"Roar roar!"

"Ah!"

The roar of the audience was one after another, endless, and once again made Lu Ke feel the super-high courtesy. He showed a bright smile and nodded to the audience in all directions, waving his right hand while saying "thank you" The audience in the form of two floors in front were all thrilled, and the sound of the call was endless, which lasted for thirty seconds, but still could not see the end.

Lu Ke tried to speak three times in a row, but none of them succeeded. The cheers on the scene waved higher and higher, interrupting Lu Ke's attempts time after time. Such enthusiasm, excitement, and excitement once again reminded Lu Ke of the pick-up frenzy at LaGuardia Airport. In just a few days, the city showed him the superb majesty of the top ball market.

Standing at the center of the stage, Lu Ke looked a little bit cautious. After all, it was not his site or his way. The simple and elegant black suit, lined with a gray-blue small stand-up collar plaid shirt, revealed a little in the grand formal Youth vitality is far from the appearance of the usual sportswear of the players, but it brings a new and positive impression.

"Oh oh oh!"

"Aoao!"

The coaxing and whistle not only did not calm down, but also became more and more noisy, and the hustle and bustle couldn't stop. Lu Ke had to raise his hands to keep the sound in the studio calm down by constantly pressing down. There was a smile that was not very suitable-this was not the way Lu Ke was used to after all.

The audience sitting on the scene watching the live broadcast are all old fritters, and immediately noticed that Lu Ke's mouth was a bit cautious and shy smile, but the sound of the coax was more and more noisy, compared with the domineering Lu Ke on the stadium. Lu Ke suddenly became approachable.

But after all, Lu Ke was not the handcuffed little family Jasper. The last time he participated in the recording of the "Tonight Show", it can be seen that tonight is just a little bit uncomfortable. Now the audience on the scene is constantly coaxing, but Lu Ke has calmed down. , Just like entering the game mode after walking on the court.

"I guess Eli Manning did not appear on the scene tonight." Applause and cheering calmed down a little, and Lu Ke's voice was transmitted through the microphone, teasing half-jokingly, the first sentence immediately let the whole The audience burst into laughter collectively.

This is New York. As the quarterback of the New York Giants, Eli Manning obviously would not want to see another quarterback receive such treatment.

Lu Ke ’s words quietly controlled the atmosphere of the scene slowly in his palm, and then added a sentence, “I ’m not sure how much my broker paid, let you greet you with cheers tonight I am here, but I can guarantee that this cost is worth the money. "

As a quarterback for the San Francisco 49ers, standing on the stage in New York, but enjoying such sublime treatment, is indeed extraordinary. On the same topic, Lu Ke teased again in another way. Different patterns and different ways caused the audience to whistle in response.

In two simple words, Lu Ke stood on this stage and finally got used to it, and the cheers of the audience calmed down temporarily.

"Hey, New York, good evening, I am Lu Ke, thank you, thank you, thank you all! It is definitely an honor to receive the invitation and appear on the stage of the" Saturday Night Live ". But to prevent some viewers from being confused With everything that is happening now, I still need to introduce myself to make sure there are no misunderstandings. I am a quarterback for the San Francisco 49ers. I just led the team to the Super Bowl trophy just before the Super Bowl.

Lu Ke's self-introduction had just dropped, and the audience applauded and shouted again to applaud Lu Ke.

This year's Super Bowl matchup is indeed a turbulent and thrilling event. According to the official survey of the league after the game, more than 80% of fans believe that this year's Super Bowl is the most exciting game in the past ten years. It also made Lu Keyou once again win the love of countless neutral fans.

Lu Ke nodded his head with a smile, then raised his empty right hand, "No need to look, I did not carry my Super Bowl ring, because the championship ring is too precious, I left it at home to avoid Accidentally lost. I ’m not a grunt! I ’m definitely not a grunt, declare in advance. "

The grunt in "The Lord of the Rings", after losing his own ring, kept talking about his "baby" and went into the magic.

In the understatement, Lu Ke sent a laugh point again in a self-deprecating way, and the audience burst into laughter, "In fact, about the ring, a small episode happened a while ago, I was in Boston When attending a charity event, I met Akib Talibu, and he asked me, do you know, what do you have in common with the circus? "

Akib Talibu, the cornerback of the New England Patriots. In the fifteenth week of the regular season, Lu Ke and Akibu once confronted each other.

"You are all missing two rings than Tom Brady." Lu Ke spread his hands and said with a helpless expression-the source of such a stem is the circle of the circus jumping through the fire circle, which is also called "Ring", and then the audience collectively issued a cry of pain "Ouch".

Immediately afterwards, you can see Lu Ke pursing her lips and smiling at the camera lens, "But I think this is actually a good thing, which means that during the offseason, I will double and double up and work hard. When we meet again this season, Akibu, see you on the court! "After that, Lu Ke even blinked at the camera, deliberately throwing a greasy very charming / eye.

The audience laughed.

"A few days ago, I had the opportunity to have lunch with Mr. President." Lu Ke had just finished speaking, and the burden had not yet had time to speak, and the scene could not wait to start cheering, and he could deeply feel that Barack's superb performance in New York High support rate, "Mr. President asked me at that time: Are you also often asked about birth certificates?"

After Barak was elected president for the first time, opposition figures continued to question that Barack was not an American and did not qualify for election, and asked him to show his birth certificate. In fact, this is a kind of species / ethnicity / differentiation / vision, because afterwards Barak produced a series of related certificates, but there are still opponents who emphasize that it is a forged document.

In the league, Lu Ke's Chinese identity is no longer a problem. He used his own strength to prove his existence value; but after the Super Bowl won the championship, the melon-eaters outside the league once again lively, It's as if Barak had re-elected, and the same problem began to dig graves again. This is the same reason.

Now, Lu Ke as a guest host and guest on "Saturday Night Live", as one of the best writers in the American variety show, how can they easily let go of such a good opportunity?

Obviously, they are not directed against Lu Ke, but against those who always uphold discrimination.

"To be honest, I was a little bit overwhelmed by Mr. President ’s question, because it seemed that the alliance did not check this, as if no one was confirming whether those red necks were of Indian descent, everyone could live On this land. "Lu Keyun spoke lightly and sarcastically with full firepower, and the audience made a cry of pain again.

As we all know, before the massive influx of European immigrants into the North American continent, this land originally belonged to the Indian Natives; but then there was a history of cruel and **** plunder, and finally the Indian Natives were expelled, oppressed, and detained in the wilderness primitive , And here has become a haven for new immigrants, and then established the current United States.

The movie "Dancing with Wolves" mentions this history implicitly.

In the United States, in fact, species / ethnicity / problem and civil war conflicts are not the most sensitive / sense, Indians are. In the high school textbooks, this history is not mentioned at all, only that "the immigrants came to this land to open up wasteland", describing themselves as the image of helping the Native Americans to build their homes, and the **** history has been taken away in an unknown way.

The controversy caused by the Washington Redskins team name is also about Indian residents.

Such a sensitive question is indeed not mentioned often, but Lu Ke ’s identity is different. He is even more special than Mr. President. After all, the situation of the Chinese ethnic group in the North American continent is even more special. Now When Lu Ke provokes the topic, the feeling becomes very different.

The audience's fussing voices were one after another.

Then I saw Lu Ke's calm face, gently waved his hand, and made gestures that he didn't care about. "You can guess at the sound of the voice, and the race proportion of the audience on the spot today." You will feel a tingling of conscience.

"Haha!" After the audience froze for a while, applause and laughter sounded collectively.

However, "Saturday Night Live" is a variety entertainment program after all. It doesn't need to be too serious, but it brings laughter with laughter and scolding, and a little thought by the way, which is enough.

Lu Ke ’s topic did n’t go deeper, and then he changed the topic lightly. “In fact, I ’m more often asked about age than birth certificates.”

"For this kind of problem, I don't really understand the logic of thinking. I can pass and I can touch. That's enough, isn't it? So is it 16 or 25? Is there any difference? The only difference is whether you lost to a high school student or a college student. So? Did your self-esteem make up? "

The firepower was on, the real firepower was on. At the press conference, the reporters did not see the **** spots, but did not expect to see it on the "Saturday Night Live".