I've Became Able to Do Anything with My Growth Cheat, but I Can't Seem to Get out of Being

Did this guy really believe what he's talking about?

Sure, I heard there were new recruits, but no matter what you think, these bandits don't feel drunk.

One of them is falling down with a bubble.

But - I hear the bandit guy really believed it.

Sitting in a chair,

"Hey newcomers, I'm liquor too! Bring the booze!

and has demanded alcohol.

Uh, excuse me, I don't have any booze right now.

If I had booze, I could run away drunk.

But the room where Norn was had just a bed and nothing else, and this room also fished earlier but there was no alcohol. There was just a big crate.

Because it wasn't there, I guess the bandits were upset that they didn't come back to let the rookies buy it.

When I apologized, the bandit's head looked suspicious.

"These guys got drunk, didn't they? So there's booze, right?

Whoa, suddenly the setup is broken? No, let's try to deceive ourselves here.

It's time for the poker face I wore to make a flat face, even if I messed up my poka at the job interview!

"Sorry, my brothers drank all of it and now she's going to go buy it."

I said, I pointed to Hal.

... at least get away with just Hal, and call for reinforcements and come back!

I got her attention in that sense.

"Am I right? That woman, she's wearing a slave collar, isn't she? Hey, what are you talking about!

Grr, sharp in vain at your dumb ass. Oh, setting, setting something up.

It's not strange to treat slaves as companions.

"Hey, actually, she was my lover, and she was kidnapped by a bad slave trader. So, I killed a bad slave trader to get this guy back, and I took her back, and the bad slave trader actually made connections with the noble power, and I got nomination arrangements. So if I could just add you to the famous bandit gang, I'd run away with her."

It was me lining up the slurs with the lies, but I was in a hurry.

... Yay! Too many settings!

Come on, I'm an idiot, or if you're getting nomination arrangements, you won't be able to get inside town, and in the first place, at first glance, you'll see that me and my girlfriend aren't connected to each other. Plus the collar of slaves should be a lot of orders to my husband, so I shouldn't be able to escape or anything, and in the first place, nobody knows about these guys, the famous parent. We all only know there's a bandit in the novice labyrinth.

"... hey, hey, are you serious about this right now?

The sight of a bandit man gets sharper.

Damn, that's it?

If that's what you think.

"Ugh, isn't that what makes you cry? I'm weak for that kind of talk."

Oh, did you really cry?

Could he be a surprisingly good guy?

I don't know. A man takes an axe,

"Even so, let's drink till my share! You're gonna have to kill one to show off, or you're gonna have no problem killing one because you got two people in there."

With that said, he shook the axe down to the bowman's neck.

Blood splashes and a man's neck rolls to the ground.

... You're lying, you killed your people? Did you just get drunk?

"Ha ha, it's good to kill people after all! You're up in level!

Indeed, the level of the bandit man is rising to fifteen.

A good guy even for a moment, what a big mistake I thought.

This guy - he's nasty. I want to get out of here as soon as possible.

But we have to get Hal out of here first - and I have to see the gap and get Norn out of here.

"Parenthood, well, I'll let this guy go buy some booze."

"Oh, yeah, booze. No, you buy the booze! You look at that sister, she's pretty. Celislo is an occasional wound, but well, that would be nice. I'll take care of him."

"... well, my dear, this is my lover"

"Yeah, can't you hear my parents? Are you gonna die, too?

Gosh, the operation failed.

"Go ahead, I'll be fine"

Hal said with a smile. I'll see, it's Hal's first smile.

Are you okay? No way.

Don't tell me you're okay with such a lonely smile.

"Well, this lady has a much better eye for people, doesn't she? All right, I forgive you, hurry up and get me some booze!

... Yes, it's not like Hal or Norn will be killed.

If you run at full speed now and explain what's going on to the gendarmerie on the ground and come back here - no, if the two remaining bandits wake up before then the real rookie bandits come back and I can't be a bandit, the bandits might get away somewhere else, and Hal won't be safe.

Besides, I don't like leaving Hal and running.

Anyway, it's a life I lost once!

I'll do what I can!

You won't be able to kill him with an unintentional blow. If it's the original world, it's a horn, and this is a different world.

A world where status has a huge impact. Even an attack with the momentum to slash his neck may not make sense if it's my offense.

Well, then...

"Okay, parents, I'll hurry up and buy you a drink!

When I said that, I pulled out my sword like a bandit and slashed the head off a bandit who was falling.

I thought it was possible because this guy was a lot weaker after Hull's attack earlier, and I knew I could take him down.

[Ichinojo's level increased]

[Unemployed Skills: Third Occupational Setup Has Risen to Fourth Occupational Setup]

[Occupation: Swordsman freed]

[Occupation: Bow freed]

[Automatically set the fourth profession to Civilian LV15]

Think of civilians as Swordsman Level 1.

... I just killed someone.

And next time...

"Oh, you, whatever you do..."

"Slash!"

My slash tore the torso of a Swordsman Level 9 man.

[Ichinojo's level increased]

[Apprenticeship Swordsman Skill: Got Swordsman Enhancement (Small)]

[Hunter Skill: Demolition upgraded to Demolition II]

[Swordsman Skill: Sword Equipment upgraded to Sword Equipment II]

Now I can level up.

I know the apprentice swordsman has reached level 25, but I don't have time to be checking other occupational levels.

Not to mention I don't have time to be upset about killing people.

Seeing the blood dripping off my sword, I'm about to whimper because of the iron smell of returning blood bathed in my face, but I don't even have time for that.

Because the bandit man was staring at this one.

You can't escape the battle anymore.

"Oh, my God, you're lying about wanting to be one of my men."

"Oh - I'm lying!

"You're going to take over this bandit group by knocking me out! I'm not gonna let you do that!

I don't mean that. Yikes!

and I can't get a scratch in. The bandit man came running this way with his axe slanted against me.

Some want to run away and buy some time, but not necessarily a long-range attack like a slash isn't on the axe.

Then I still decided it was dangerous to leave this one too.

I took Norn's spear out of the item bag and threw it.

The smooth movement is due to the stone-throwing skills of civilian skills - no, it doesn't matter. It's not stone. The spear was easily bounced off by being swung up the axe.

Damn, I knew it was strong!

"Fuck you! These bandits belong to me!

It was then - Hal quickly jumped behind the bandit and slashed his sword against its neck.

But...

"I'm here!

When the bandit said so, he punched Hal on the side of the axe.

Hal's thin body jumps behind his back.

"I'll take care of him later, so go to sleep there!

How dare you, Hal!

Turn your back - there's blood coming from your neck, but it seems far from fatal.

If you can defeat me with this, you won't tell me Hal can't win either.

But... I'm strong now!

A swordsman, but a bandit, but it doesn't matter!

Unemployed bottom line, I'll show you!

With such determination I pulled out the steel sword and waved it down as I ran.

But - the bandit takes the sword with an axe and fucking laughs.

"Good move! Working under me could have been my right arm."

"Thank you!

That's what I said, and in the Goblin attack earlier, I raised my legs to make a failed gold attack.

"Slash!"

That's what I shouted.

Not a hand knife, slash by kick attack!

If you can do it with your hands, even with your feet - I could do it if I thought so.

"Yes... no, no, no, no! Hey, what, you, I've never heard you use thrash on your feet! What the hell did you do?

"Never heard of it? But I could actually do it, and you're not just stupid?

"You think I'm stupid!? Don't be ridiculous! I know, I can write letters!

The only thing that makes me proud of that is that it's stupid!

Well, it's not what I say you can't write the letters of this world.

"The one who fooled me won't be safe! Fuck you!

"You're the one who's gonna die!

Me and the bandit man, they crossed in the labyrinth aisle.

And...

"... Yikes, stay! Potion, potion!

And I was screaming! Arm down, arm down! Wow, that's a broken steel sword.

I rush to take the potion out of the item bag and drink it up.

Look at me like that. The bandit's head...

"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

When I thought I laughed a lot, I fell on the spot.

I still have a big cut in my belly.

I managed to win, but like a common fiction story, it's better to poke your knees when you win, and then your enemies fall - a cool performance like that is impossible for me. However, if you see where the level hasn't risen, do you mean the bandits are still alive?

Gently approach, retrieve the axe, and put it in the item bag.

And I'm not going to tell you how cruel it is to keep people dead, but I also cut the tendon in my right arm.

Sorry, I didn't stop when you woke up and hit me.

Will Hal be all right?

The man kicked me earlier and jumped.

"Hal, are you okay! Answer me!

"Sir, please run away"

"It's okay now, the bandit's head has been knocked down. Drink the potion."

I offered Hal a potion and gave him a drink.

Hal, who drank the potion, gets up to see if the pain has healed.

And I take the cloth I bought to take care of my weapon from the item bag, and I sweep the blood back from my sword and face.

Well - what do you do with that bandit... kill him, or -

"Mm, come on, what do you mean, Elise, the big boss is taking a nap over there.

"True, Joffrey. It's warm in the labyrinth, but is that where you sleep?

"Ha, you know what? Elise, in the words of a distant country, Kaho says to sleep and wait! I mean, he's waiting for Kaho."

"Really? Hey, Joffrey, what's a kaho?

"Then when it comes to sleeping and waiting, it's only dawn! I'm waiting for the dawn of the world."

"So he's a revolutionary! It's like Joffrey."

"Come on, I don't remember ever being a revolutionary."

"What are you talking about, Joffrey? You're always happily changing my mind."

And blonde men and women hugging each other.

A sweet space envelops both of us.

"……………………………… slash"

My slash hit Joffrey and Elise at their feet.

What, that? What am I doing? My body was moving on its own.

"Wow, what are you doing... Oh, aren't you the previous novice Rookie?" What are you doing here?

"What are you doing... oh, you really are the previous beginner Rookie. It's not safe here. I hear there are bandits out there, so you better get home soon."

Oh...... trouble. Can I kill him?

"I'm sorry, and it seems this guy is the relative of that bandit. I just knocked you both out."

When I said that, Elise and Joffrey were surprised, and muttered somewhat face-to-face.

And look at me with a full smile,

"Right, well, bandits weren't a big deal, either, to be knocked down by novice Rookie. By the way, what are we gonna do with him?

"Well, there's no reason to keep him alive, and I'm thinking about killing him."

"Come on, do you do something like that without you? Even though you're weak, take the bandit's head to the Adventurer's Alliance and you'll get your prize."

"If you like, we can help you carry them together! Instead, you'll get your share of the prize money."

Hmm, so sweet for that word?

I can't carry it either way by myself, and if I give you proof that I defeated the bandits, everyone on earth will be relieved. When I whispered to Hal, Hal shared his thoughts with me.

I went back to the bandit's gym, and for now, the crate that was next to Norn, not knowing what was in it, went inside the item bag and carried Norn, who was still sleeping. The body had disappeared.

I feel very comfortable with the two sensations that come through my back.

From Hal's point of view, Norn is sleeping on medication, but he's not in a dangerous condition.

"All right, then it's a triumph to town!

So we went back to town.