It’s Not Easy to Be a Man After Travelling to the Future

This is the first time I have participated in the starting event. When I was notified by the editor, I was very excited, especially when I knew that there were many female frequency authors present. I was even more excited.

As a lone coder behind the computer, many times when I encountered Cavern, I really hope that an old author can provide experience and cross it well, and I just hold this purpose and want to know some Experienced female frequency author, or female frequency god ...

When I arrived at the meeting place, the black heads inside scared me and almost backed out, because they were all boys ... The editor told me that there were many girl writers. Am I in the wrong place?

In order to prevent myself from making mistakes, I carefully asked the hotel security to make sure that this was indeed the hotel lobby and the meeting point for the editors, so I stepped in boldly. When I saw a reception table, I asked, and sure enough, this is the starting point for the authors.

Looking at the crowd of men sitting in the lobby, I had to wipe away the hotel rooms with tears: editor, what about the girl author you said? Where is it?

A lonely person waited in the guest room until the departure time, and I went back to the lobby again unconsciously, with small eyes flying around, ah, I must find a class of female authors in this group of men ...

Huh! Who are the four girls hiding behind the pillars and carefully watching the surroundings? My eyes brightened sharply. Are they the authors and goddesses?

Go ask the situation or wait? Just as I was struggling, I heard a man say hello and set off. Then I saw the four beauties walking behind the men ... I immediately hurriedly walked around the wall, please, I haven't picked up yet?

At this point, I was ignorant of my restraint and hurriedly shouted, "Where is my leader's meat bun?" Short notice, this time my leader is the meat bag editor, but damn it, I don't even know if the meat bag is male or female ...

With my shout, I saw one of the four beauties holding up a right hand, said with a smile: "Now, I am ..."

wu wu wu, finally found the organization, at that time, I wish I could directly flesh into the arms of human flesh, seeking comfort. But I still have to maintain my high and calm image, so I waved my sleeves lightly, without a cloud, and floated over in a faint way.

After a brief introduction to each other, I realized that the other four of the four beautiful women are also editors. The other two people, one is Lihua Erlang of Literature Network, and the other is a female goddess. I am shy with a smile: "I know what I am writing, it is so good ..."

Someone is mad inside: who is this? Why is this name so familiar? Hurry, think, think ...

The painful consequences of always looking at the title of the book and not the author ’s name have come out, and the great god is not aware of it in front of him. Perhaps the meat bag editor saw that I was hidden deep inside, reminding me of the great work of the great god Tang Tang. , Excited, almost incarnation nc puff up and kissed. It is estimated that these two completely different expressions make Xiaotang feel a little confused.

After communicating with them, I learned that this time the female frequency came to four female authors. wu wu wu, the editor, it was a lie to me ... and the same room with me and Xiutang had to arrive at night, so I fell into a wait, looking through the limpid autumn water, waiting for me to hit the same room for three days. That enemy.

In the evening, the female writer in the same room came, picked the landlord, and was hit by fiercely once. The person with a speed of 2500 was going to make me look up, but thinking about the speed of 500 at an hour, I felt cured again. .

Well, I am a person who likes to compare with people who are slower than my code word, seeking for superiority-really tmshameless.

On the first day of the official event, they finally set off. All the female writers took a car and said it was not far but close to Xinchang. It was more than 12 o'clock to get there before XNUMX o'clock in the morning.

In the car, I met Duanmu Jingchen, the great god, who took pleasure in other people's misfortune aside, because she found another super big coffee with a speed of XNUMX to XNUMX to stimulate me, and of course I got it. Two bubbles of tears, and the phrase that has been hanging on my mouth, has almost become my mantra: Ah, you are not people!

Immediately I reacted, wasn't sleeve Tang slower than me? So I proudly said: "In short, I have to be twice as fast as Xiu Tang!"

Sleeve Tang suddenly heard this covering his face and burst into tears: "Ignore you, I'm going to find xxx!" It is said that the god is slower than Sleeve Tang, only two or three hundred per hour. cough cough, as for who, I wo n’t say it here, so that the fans of the gods mistakenly think that I am disrespectful to the gods, and chop me with a knife ...

In such an atmosphere that you hurt me, you finally reached your destination, and one of the four who was going to starve, rushed directly to the restaurant, regardless of the image. Except that I am a fat girl and had no original image at all, the other three are all beautiful beauties! However, because of the existence of my bamboo shoots, I just let them mingle with me. Is this the best friend?

The activities in Xinchang on the first day were relatively leisurely, everyone still had time to complete their own codeword tasks, but on the second day, Wanzhang Yougu was a physical work, of course, I must greatly praise Duanmu and Xiutang here , Wearing high heels walking the mountain road, the mountain road is eighteen bends ... for this I donated my body and made a humanoid support for two people, only to find the benefits of being fat and fat, the chassis is stable enough.

Wanzhang Yougu is very quiet and beautiful. There are many local legends. Under this circumstance, the landlord of Xingxing burst out of creative desire, so a fairy tale about the four of us appeared out of thin air, along with those of the guides along the way. The Legendary story, coupled with her wonderful ideas, tells us about each other.

According to legend, Mrs. Ru and the star picker are husbands and wives of the third generation. On one day, Mrs. Ru and the star picker came to the magnificent valley of the heavens and earth to ask for an immortal. In the end, he repaired the adult-shaped embroidered spiritual grass and became the beauty of the Tang Dynasty. The star picker was beautiful on the spot, and his heart was full of spring, and he became the first scum man in the matter.

Mrs. Ru refused to accept it, so she decided to kill the demon and kill the devil, and kill Xiaosanxiong Tang. How did Chen Naixian practice, he has high magic power, his wife is defeated, and finally hated the broken gut (Is there this place?). Don, finally perish together ...

Duanmu Jingchen jumped out and snarled, "Isn't it the four of us? Why is there only the play of the three of you, where is my play, and why in that story, I didn't even have a p-show? "

The owner of Zixing said calmly, I designed the story of rebirth and rebirth, and then you will have it.

It was said that Heaven Realm had a morning scene Fairy. Because she was craving for the prosperity of the world, she secretly played in the underworld, but she didn't know that the will of the people is vicious, and her plan was drugged. She was almost on the spot, just in a critical moment, Mrs. Ru's previous life. Come forward and save Jing Chen Fairy, and Fairy is grateful. Even if you turn to Heaven Realm, you will not forget the original life-saving grace.

When Jing Chen Fairy figured out that Madam Ru had a disaster in her life, she made every effort to come, but because Heavenly Dao was hard to break, and due to coincidence, she was one step behind and fell short.

How could Jing Chen Fairy wish that her benefactors would disappear from this world, and then disappear, she would destroy herself for thousands of years, change her life against the sky, and finally return to the lifeline of his wife and regenerate her childhood ...

Mrs. Ru was resurrected and reborn, but did not know that Jing Chen Fairy was taken to save her from breaking Heavenly Dao. She was taken out of the fairy bones, eliminated the fairy class, broke into the world, and reborn ... She only remembered the scumman I, and decided that she would not want to pick the star in this life Never mind again.

From then on, the story of the true four begins ...

Uh, why do you think it ’s me? Is it because I wrote this fantasy travel book? Regardless of the original idea of ​​the landlord, I am very satisfied with this outline of the rebirth cultivation that I have outlined.

It is not known whether the owner of Zixing finally wrote out the idea.

On this day, a few of us like a heavenly steed, soaring across the skies, ended the trip, the barbecue party in the evening, the boys are more daring, and even the banana gods went up and shouted a few throats, of course, I am also ugly and not afraid Give ugliness and take the initiative to go up like waxs ghosts and howl like wolves, but it is difficult for several beauties to join in behind me. While accepting my magic sounds and penetrating the brain, we must also cope with the howling wolves of the following wolves ... Donate a tear for them.

I thought the second day of Xinchang was the most tiring day, because the activity written on the third day was rafting, what a good arrangement. Imagine sitting on a bamboo raft and drifting along the stream, on a hot day How cool it is here ...

In fact, I did cool down a bit. We were captivated by the team leader into Dragon Canyon, and then started to climb up the stairs. Well, I always thought that drifting must be high, otherwise how can it drift? Really enough idiot.

In this way, an obvious lack of geographic knowledge, I was so excited, I climbed up and down the mountain, and I could n’t move, and then I reacted. The situation in this mountain is not quite right. There is no broadness at all. The stream let us drift.

I just thought of taking out the tickets. I found that there were two items on the ticket that could be played, ropeway and slide, which had nothing to do with rafting ...

It was such a pause that left me behind, no matter whether the boy or girl, including Duanmu and Shou Tang who climbed the mountain in high heels, were not as strong as people, and they ran away in just a few minutes.

Long Canyon is very quiet. Standing on the mountain road halfway up the mountain, I suddenly found that the silhouette was not visible, and the human voice was not heard at that time. At that time, I was really a cold-haired man, inevitably thinking about it, was I accidentally pulled into some strange space? Well, the infinite horror novel started to emerge in my mind, scaring me to quickly raise my leg and climb up.

Finally at the cost of paying half a life, I climbed up the chute, Tang Tang, Duan Mu Guo is a female man, extremely powerful, and still continue to climb up, their purpose is the highest peak ropeway, that is me These frail people are envious of envy.

The slide is very fun. In fact, it is an adult version of the slide. Of course, the danger level is also adult, but it is very easy to master. This slide suddenly soothed my heart that I was deceived into the mountain. To slide, the front The hard work is worth it.

In this way, I was exhausted to return to Shanghai and officially announced the beginning of the collection. This time I was impressed by the collection, because it gave me unlimited blows along the way, but also gave me unlimited power ...

Okay, I'm going to take an oath: Work hard at 1500 words per hour!