It Would Be Great If I Could Be a Copywriter

【Standard MoP】

[What is multiplayer sports? 】

【Cheated by the title】

【squeeze】

[I don’t say hello when the broadcast starts, bad review]

[Sit up in shock while dying, Mao Bao is actually live! 】

[It's actually my favorite jelly bean man! love love love]

The barrage interaction is very intense.

At this time, the popularity has risen to about two million. Although there are a lot of barrage rolling, they are not too overwhelming.

It's a far cry from the horrible barrage of face-washing i when it first aired.

But Su Chen didn't care too much.

Anyway, he really just plays casually.

The income from the live broadcast on station b is pitifully small, and there is no time limit or anything. If you really want to make money from live broadcast, you have to rely on Dousha or Maoya.

With an elated expression, he quickly started chatting with a few people on the voice channel.

"Hello? Can you hear me? This is the hotel's computer, maybe the microphone is a little weaker."

"I can hear it and I can hear it."

"I'm in!"

"I'm coming in too!"

Several people entered the team list one after another.

"By the way, have you all played this game?"

"I haven't played it before, it's the first time I played today." Yueling said nervously.

Waiting for the matching time, the four of them chatted one after another.

But even if it was such an ordinary chat, the audience was very excited just listening to the voice, and they were chatting about "Teacher XX's voice is so nice", "Miss Aiyi's voice is so gentle" and so on.

Just as the bullet screens were passing by in the live broadcast room, Li Zhenshou suddenly asked in the voice channel: "Have you ever eaten chicken in this game?"

"No..." Yue Ling was the first to answer, it was her first time even playing the game, so why talk about eating chicken.

Aiyi's sweet voice also came: "I don't seem to have...haven't had a dick?"

"Teacher Mao Xuewang, what about you?"

"Of course I've eaten chicken before." Su Chen said proudly, "I've eaten it many times. You see, I'm over 20 levels, and I wear a skin cover... You can tell I'm a master just by looking at it, right?"

"Then Teacher Maoxuewang will take us to eat in this game." Aiyi smiled.

"That's a must." Su Chen said, "With me here, as long as you don't fail in this round, you will definitely win."

[? ? ? (yellow)】

[Have you eaten anything? ? 】

[I'm still white, right? 】

【You are not right】

[Good guy, did you weld the car door to death just after the live broadcast? 】

【many times? 】

[Boldly ask, whose chicken did you eat, Mao Bao? 】

【Old gay】

【Bullet screen per capita lsp】

[Copy all, thank you]

Taking time to glance at the barrage of big problems, Su Chen felt his face start to twitch uncontrollably.

God fucking eats chicken.

Good guys, can you drive this broken car so proficiently?

I'm obviously putting on a cup in a serious manner... Ahem, it's just a show effect.

As we all know, live broadcasts need to be well-organized before anyone is willing to watch them.

Like now.

Several people are still at a stage of getting to know each other's teammates.

Because the ID display will be very stuck after the game is entered, so the teammates are usually identified by the triangle symbol and the appearance of the jelly bean, and know which one is which.

"Let's get acquainted with each other first. I am a cactus skin, which one is Yueling? What do you look like?"

"I'm the one with the wolf headgear..."

"French fries are me, the most recognizable... Who is that spider cover?"

Su Chen: "Oh, I'm a spider."

Barrage: "Oh, you're a pig."

Su Chen: "???"

Like this wave, the effect of the show came. Although it was unintentional, I am a pig and I am doing well.

In the barrage of "hahahaha".

The matching stage is over and the game is entered.

The first round of levels is to avoid obstacles and rush to the end.

Carousel.

Players need to jump over the rotating high poles,

Avoid falling and rush to the finish line as fast as you can.

According to the speed of clearance, this level will directly eliminate more than 20 people, and the players who have successfully advanced will enter the new level, and so on, and continue to pass through new levels and advance until only one person is left to eat chicken.

After officially entering the game, several people in the voice channel also became chattering.

"Wow, what is this level?"

"I haven't played it before. Does this mean you die if you drop it?"

"I can't tell for a while. If you haven't played it before, it is recommended to follow others to get familiar with it."

"Can."

"Why doesn't Teacher Maoxuewang speak? Is there someone in the hotel?"

"No..." Su Chen groaned and stood still, "I was thinking that this level is too easy, as long as I have hands, I will pass the level first."

"So confident?" Li Zhenshou whispered.

"Of course, let me tell you, there is a trick to this level."

Among a group of wobbly and cute jelly bean people, Su Chen manipulated his spider holster to the left of the rotating rod, and confidently said in the voice channel.

Then.

Hang up in situ.

"In this level, stand directly next to me without jumping, and the rotating rod will directly sweep me to the front. Watch it."

He also learned this trick from Gaowan boss on station b.

At the beginning of this level, one stop directly to the left, and a few rotating levers will be like turning on the desktop to clean up, and the player will be thrown directly to the next save point.

However, for this suggestion, several people did not adopt it, and all three of them honestly jumped one by one to avoid obstacles and move forward.

I saw Su Chen's spider trap going there.

Immediately afterwards, it was swept away by the rotating rod...

Fly directly in the screen.

"Oh yes, see? Let it sweep."

Looking at the person who was swept directly to the front by the rotating rod, Su Chen smiled very proudly in front of the camera.

But the next moment.

It seems to be due to the poor placement.

Before the spider cover that was swept to the front had time to reach the save point, it was directly swept back by the rotating rod that passed by for the second time.

"Eh, yes... eh?"

Seeing this scene, Su Chen felt something was wrong, and then the smile froze on his face.

Why did you sweep him back?

wrong! Something is wrong!

It's not over yet.

The rotating rod is a total of four gathered together.

After being swept back by the front rotating rod, under his stunned gaze, his spider sheath was swept back to the third... the second... the first...

In the end, he was violently hit in the opposite direction by the first rotating rod, drew a parabola in the air, and flew back to the starting point magnificently.

Since everyone has already jumped more than halfway through at this time, the starting line will be empty, and there will be no ghosts.

Only his spider cover was left, and he climbed up from the starting point like a fool.

Looking at the large troops leaving in front of him, Tang Sheng was alone suspicious.

Turning the screen to see the scenery of the starting line, Su Chen was dumbfounded.

What if you agreed to speed pass directly to the next save point?

Why did you bring me back to the starting line directly? Oh my god!

"Fuck? What is this? How did I get swept back?"

With an exclamation in a daze, Su Chen was stunned for two seconds, then manipulated the spider holster, jumped and ran desperately, trying to catch up with the large army in front.

at the same time.

At this moment, he also understood.

Indiscriminate standing will really cause big problems.

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