It Would Be Great If I Could Be a Copywriter

Chapter 287: A Cold Joke That I Have Preserved for Many Years

In short, the completion of the book "Violet Evergarden" has had a huge impact on the industry.

Enjoying the hot discussions on various forums, Su Chen also began to think about the next book.

Now the door of light novels has been successfully opened by him, and the reading group has changed from the original majority of women to the current half of men and women.

This is a very good sign, which means that the light novel will gradually progress steadily towards the ideal state in his heart.

During the day, Su Chen didn't go to the store, and was lazy at home after a long absence.

Sit comfortably on the sofa, use your mobile phone to scroll through the comments of novels and comics, look at Long Kong's author circle, post bars and so on, it's quite comfortable.

Of course, this comfort only belongs to before Su Xiaoxiao wakes up.

According to the other party's fairy-like biological clock, the little girl woke up at about 10:30 in the morning.

Seeing that Su Chen didn't go to the store but stayed at home, he couldn't help being surprised.

"Brother, you actually skipped work again?"

"It's not skipping work, I'm just giving myself a day off."

"Why didn't I see you go to rest before?" Su Xiaoxiao said, "Brother, you are lazy."

"Why is this lazy?" Su Chen said with rebuttal intent, "Having holidays is a basic operation, right? Look at other civil servants, students, etc., can enjoy national statutory holidays, and look at my kind of work What about cartoonists, writers... there is no holiday all year round, I threw up."

"Do you think this can be tolerated?"

The more she talked, the more excited Su Chen became.

He even wanted to call a certain point and the senior management of Leijian Library, and ask if he could enjoy an annual leave or something.

Su Xiaoxiao thought for a while: "It makes sense, it's really hard work."

During this period of time, Su Chen was rushing to draft the draft, and he was double-opening at a certain point, plus he had to answer countless calls from the production team every day, which made it hard to watch.

Today is such an abnormal day off, can't you be exhausted?

Well, very likely.

Su Xiaoxiao, who was thinking like this in her heart, decided that in order to save her brother from working so hard, let the other party relax on the rest day.

So she said, "brother, go and prepare lunch."

"I have worked so hard, you still have the heart to let me prepare lunch?" Su Chen.

"It's because of hard work that I asked you to prepare lunch. I believe that cooking will definitely divert your attention and make you happy." The white finger touched the tip of Su Chen's nose, Su Xiaoxiao was serious.

"..."

What kind of shit is this happy!

If cooking for you is considered happiness, then I would rather not have this happiness.

With a complicated expression on her face, Su Chen sighed softly, despite the protest in her heart, Su Chen cooked after that and made her a simple lunch.

A plate of mediocre potato slices and green peppers.

Plus plain white rice.

After washing, the little girl rolled her eyes with resentment on her small face, no matter whether it was her interest or her appetite,

are substantially reduced.

"Is that all?"

Facing dishes like potato chips and green peppers, she was really not interested.

But Su Xiaoxiao is not a picky eater, even green peppers, which most young people hate very much, can be eaten without any pressure.

No, I commented on it while eating.

"Your green pepper... doesn't smell like green pepper."

Su Xiaoxiao picked up a piece of green pepper with chopsticks, put it in front of her eyes and carefully looked at it, and then boldly guessed:

"Tell me, could it be that the boss who sells green peppers has tampered with you?"

"Well, there is a possibility."

Su Chen looked at the phone very calmly, without raising his head, and dealt with the other party casually.

Su Xiaoxiao: "Well, for example, you mixed green peppers with apples or something."

"If you really want to mix with the Apple boss, you will lose money."

"Huh? So apples are more expensive than green peppers?"

"You don't even know that?"

After a while of fruitless conversation.

After Su Xiaoxiao finished her meal, she suddenly asked, "Brother, is your book going to be on sale at the bookstore this weekend?"

Upon hearing this, Su Chen raised his head: "You mean "The Devotion of Suspect X"?"

"That's right! I read this book too, and I even tipped you a silver lord!"

"Well, it's officially released this weekend, and it's been finalized. Don't forget to go to the bookstore to buy a copy then."

Anyway, this thing is a physical book, and it is not a loss to buy a collection.

There is a saying.

There is Yan Ruyu in the book, and the golden house in the book.

If you want to buy books, girl, you, as a brother, will still strongly support it.

If you have the kung fu of krypton gold in the game, it is better to read more books.

"I will buy what I can." The little girl waved her hand, "But I really didn't see it, brother, you still have the wisdom to write suspense."

"What do you want to say?" Su Chen stared at her suspiciously.

"Since you write suspense and reasoning so well, bro, I'll give you a few questions to test you."

"no problem."

Su Chen was delighted to hear it.

He thought to himself, although he is not a serious original author, he still has great wisdom, and he has read a lot of suspenseful works in his previous life, can he still be asked by you little girl?

So he confidently agreed.

Immediately, Su Xiaoxiao's questioning began.

"First question, brother, why is the fox unable to stand firmly?"

She asked a very simple and vague question.

However, Su Chen was taken aback.

What the hell kind of question is this?

Originally, I thought the other party was going to come up with some complicated and meticulous detective test questions, but I didn't want it to be a simple question full of loopholes?

Just the possibility that the fox will be unstable, he can directly tell you no less than ten possibilities here.

Picking an ideal answer in his mind, he tentatively replied, "Uh, because this fox was injured?"

"wrong!"

The little girl waved her little hand coldly at first, then her style of painting changed suddenly, and her tone gradually became sandy.

"Because the fox is cunning, hahaha didn't expect that?"

Su Chen: "..."

He couldn't help looking at each other with caring and mentally retarded eyes.

"You are a brain teaser, it's not a reasoning question at all, is it?"

"I didn't even mention the reasoning topic." Su Xiaoxiao pretended to be stupid and played a classic word game.

"Oh, let's go on, the second question, a hunter shot at a sleeping fox, but the hunter died himself, why is that?"

"Emmm... the hunter had a heart attack?"

"Wrong! Because this fox is a reflex fox, hahaha I didn't expect it."

"...you're mentally retarded." The corners of Su Chen's eyes twitched wildly.

At this moment, he felt that he should not answer the other party's mentally retarded questions.

But the little girl obviously didn't ask enough.

"The third question! This reflex fox woke up and saw a hunter again, but it turned around and ran away immediately. May I ask why?"

"Uh... because that's Monster Hunter?" This time he answered with complete brain teaser logic.

However……

"Big mistake!" Su Xiaoxiao explained solemnly, "Because a truly intelligent species knows how to avoid any unnecessary risks, and it's the same with being a human being."

"...Remember, when you stare at the abyss, the abyss is also staring at you, do you understand?"

"??? What the hell am I..."

"Come on, let's move on to the fourth question..."

"Damn! Get the hell out of here! I'm not here to listen to your old jokes that you've treasured for years! (Fall)"

"Hee hee hee."

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