It Would Be Great If I Could Be a Copywriter

"Okay, stop talking nonsense."

Su Chen couldn't stand it anymore, and tried to stop Su Xiaoxiao.

However, the little girl waved her hand and said dissatisfiedly: "I'm not talking nonsense! Isn't this a digital city? Why don't you give me the new mouse?"

Waiter brother: "???"

Su Chen: "???"

Wait, wait, the pace is so fast, we can't keep up.

Just now it was the setting of the pastry shop.

Now it's Digital City again?

Do I have to bring you a cup of computer accessories to moisten your throat later?

"I advise you to give me the mouse, otherwise I will let my brother slap you into the wall and you won't be able to get it out."

When she said this, Su Xiaoxiao pouted her lips at Su Chen, and glared fiercely at the waiter brother.

The little brother was terrified at the time: "My customer, I think you may be too drunk. How about we give you a free cup of sober tea?"

"I, drunk? How is it possible?"

Su Xiaoxiao refuted with a sober expression.

Then.

Just finished this sentence.

Just listen to "bang".

She slammed her head on the table, and her whole body lay on the table.

Well, it looks like he died suddenly again.

It is estimated that the drinking madness has consumed a lot of physical strength, and it will be impossible to recover immediately.

The waiter brother is already looking stupid.

He had no idea what Su Xiaoxiao's situation was.

Just now he questioned him fiercely and loudly, this will be like a wild corpse lying on the table, the operation is outrageous.

"Xiao Xiao?"

Su Chen tentatively, like teasing a house cat, carefully pushed Su Xiaoxiao.

The little girl lay motionless on the table, turning a blind eye to the meat skewers on the table.

It was like falling asleep.

Well, it's a special skill that has been lost for a long time in the world: Second Sleep, that's right.

Just as Su Chen was thinking so.

suddenly.

Su Xiaoxiao opened her eyes in a daze again, and mumbled to him, "Why..."

"Uh... who are you?"

"Violet..." Su Xiaoxiao replied dazedly.

"How old are you this year?"

"Violet..."

"Where do you live?"

"It's still Violet..."

"??? Well... this guy is completely hopeless."

Judging from Su Xiaoxiao's answer, he came to this obvious conclusion.

So, in this way, the barbecue couldn't go on with this unconscious sister.

After instructing the younger brother to grill all the meat skewers ordered by the two of them, Su Chen chose to pack them up and go home.

Along the way, carrying an unconscious little girl on his back and carrying a big bag of meat skewers exhausted him, an ordinary office worker.

Fortunately, Su Xiaoxiao didn't show any signs of vomiting during the whole process, she just lay heavily on his back to sleep.

When I got home, the clock was already pointing to six o'clock in the evening.

It seems that today's live broadcast cannot be carried out.

Stretching, she settled the bewildered Su Xiaoxiao on the sofa. Su Chen changed into home clothes, and then planned to boil a pot of hot water for the shameful character on the sofa to drink.

After plugging in the electric kettle filled with water, Su Chen came to the living room.

Then he saw at a glance that Su Xiaoxiao was boldly lying on the sofa with her belly exposed.

As the little girl breathes evenly, her white skin rises and falls rhythmically, and her lovely belly button moves accordingly.

As if thinking of something happy in her sleep, she whimpered and turned around again, and the collar slipped off her shoulders—the style of this jacket was loose, and Su Xiao, who was huddled up on the sofa, Xiao, I guess you can use it as a blanket.

Moving her gaze, she glanced through her tired dead fish eyes, and Su Chen noticed again that the little girl's shorts were taken off by herself at some point and thrown on the coffee table, that is to say, her pure white breasts are loose It is looming under the baggy blouse.

However, looking at this scene, Su Chen's heart did not fluctuate.

Even some headaches.

That's right, he remembered what the great teacher said at this time:

Sisters are an incredible existence, no matter how cute they are, you will not feel special.

Not to mention ** or something, there is no doubt that in Su Chen's eyes, it is just an ordinary piece of cloth.

The real sister is such a creature.

It can be said to be quite real.

So, my good sister, don't take off your pants as soon as you get home, okay?

Pulling a thin blanket to cover Su Xiaoxiao's body, Su Chen made a cup of Nescafe instant coffee with the boiled water.

After thinking about it, it seems that this is not suitable for a drunk fool, so Su Chen rummaged through the boxes, found the milk box, and prepared a cup of hot milk for Su Xiaoxiao.

The rich aroma of coffee and the mellow taste of milk soon permeated the living room. Su Chen sipped his coffee, sitting on the other side of the sofa, typing with a notebook, while watching the little girl wake up.

Oh, I almost forgot, there are also packaged meat skewers.

Su Chen leisurely opened the thermal bag, took out a bunch of oil and began to relish it.

emmm...

Speaking of coffee and meat skewers, what kind of fairy way is this?

...

After about an hour, the milk in the cup had already cooled down, and Su Xiaoxiao quietly got up from the sofa with her disheveled hair.

Sitting up her upper body, it could be seen that the little girl should have sobered up at this time, but some fragmentary defects in her memory made her a little confused about the situation.

She first spent three seconds staring at Su Chen, then turned her head and stared at the familiar wall clock for two seconds...

Why do you say familiar? Because this wall clock was the one she stuffed into the suitcase and tried to take away last time.

But these are not important.

The important thing is that after seeing clearly the time of 7:00pm, she finally realized the seriousness of the problem.

"Oops! Ahhh! It's already seven o'clock in the evening! I haven't played the fan account promotion match yet!!!"

Su Xiaoxiao yelled with a super loud voice, and got into a ball anxiously.

Boy, the decibels, the pitch...

Never underestimate the treble level of every woman.

Su Chen silently closed the notebook, rubbed her aching ears, and complained:

"That's not what you should be worried about, okay? You haven't broadcast live today, and you haven't given lessons to the painters of Leijian Library, have you?"

"Those things are irrelevant! Brother, why don't you wake me up!"

Su Xiaoxiao stood up, moved her tingling waist, complained a little, and then fell into memories: "But then again, why am I here, shouldn't we go to eat barbecue? "

"You still remember?" Su Chen smiled mockingly.

Su Xiaoxiao tried her best to recall: "Of course I remember, I made an appointment with you at a barbecue bar near my home, and I want to treat you..."

"Yeah, that's right, I haven't eaten yet, and I got drunk after drinking three cups. I said it was a treat, and I paid for it in the end, and I packed you and the meat skewers home with you smelling like alcohol... what? Like? Have a little impression?"

After finishing speaking, Su Chen stared at Su Xiaoxiao's lower body playfully again.

"After the memories come out, huh? Uh~ Don't you feel that your lower body is chilly now?"

"???"

Pulling on the loose top, Su Xiaoxiao looked down, and soon noticed her bare thighs.

Then……

Then there is no more.

Before Su Chen wanted to taunt further, a large sofa cushion was facing his face and flew towards him whistling.

"Xi-nei! Perverted brother! Eat my cushion!"

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