It Would Be Great If I Could Be a Copywriter

Such a sentence from the vampire was never expected by Ming You.

Su Chen: "I discovered that human beings have limits, so I stopped being human!"

Ming You was speechless: "Uh... what do you mean?"

Well, there is no jojo in this world, so Mingyou looks confused.

So Su Chen said bluntly, "I've decided to update the House of Horror tomorrow."

Mingyou frowned, and replied very considerately: "Oh? That's pretty good, but you must control the amount of updates and pay attention to your body."

Su Chen: "Yes."

Mingyou: "By the way, it's a burst update, how many words do you plan to update tomorrow?"

"One hundred chapters."

"What? How much?"

"One hundred chapters, about 200,000 words."

"What?!"

Mingyou was startled, and stood up from the office chair with a bang.

Just like those middle school students who stood up and called the teacher good at the beginning of the class, their expressions were wonderful and pretty.

In the quiet small office, the desks and chairs slammed, like a thunderstorm.

This scene seems familiar.

Not far from the office, Li Shi, the editor-in-chief, was startled by the loud noise. He thought it was a surprise inspection by a leader, and hurriedly closed the Taobao page he was browsing.

Afterwards, he raised his eyes and found that it was this kid Mingyou who made the noise again, he gritted his teeth and stared at it.

Damn this kid is getting bigger and bigger.

"Tell me, which great god has signed this time?"

"Uh, no..."

Ming You, who came back to his senses, was a little embarrassed.

Noticing the editor-in-chief's expression of wanting to eat people, he had no choice but to explain weakly: "Sorry, editor-in-chief, the vampire contacted me just now, saying that a hundred chapters will be released tomorrow, and I was so excited that I..."

"The vampire is going to explode a hundred chapters?" Master Li was stunned for a while, "Isn't he only a little over a hundred thousand words? Is it a little too fast?"

"I think the same way. It's too outrageous to update so many before it's on the shelves. I'll persuade him to go."

Mingyou scratched her head, seeing that she had successfully diverted the editor-in-chief's attention, she was also relieved.

"No need, he may not listen to you if you persuade him. Bai Yu, the former editor-in-chief of the fantasy section, was like this." Master Li waved his hand, "We don't have many cool books, so we might as well take advantage of this time to put them on the shelf to support the appearance, anyway, the number of words is enough too much."

After hearing this, Mingyou's eyes lit up.

That's right, there are more than 100,000 words in Vampire's Horror House, and after the update, it will directly increase to 300,000. In terms of word count alone, it can fully meet the conditions for listing.

As for the subscription results on the shelves, don't worry.

Even if it is an unpopular channel.

However, judging from the current collection volume, coupled with the extremely high fan stickiness of the vampire itself, how can I say that there are thousands of subscriptions and rush to high-quality goods, right?

At that time, I will be able to make it through this supernatural channel.

Mingyou's mind became active.

Just do it, typing on the keyboard, Mingyou also started to discuss with the vampire.

"Vampire, if you can really release a hundred chapters tomorrow, then I will arrange for you to put it on the shelves."

"On the shelf? But if I update a hundred chapters, will it be a bit insufficient to save the manuscript?" Su Chen hesitated.

Mingyou thought to himself, so you are a legend in the Internet, and a vampire, do you sometimes not have enough manuscripts?

I thought your archives were endless.

"Then, how many manuscripts are there in your horror house?"

To be on the safe side, he still asked.

Su Chen opened the background page and clicked: "About eighty chapters."

"Wait, you mean chapter eighty?"

Mingyou's expression gradually became serious.

"Yeah, what's the matter?" Su Chen asked.

"Eighty chapters, what are you talking about changing to a hundred chapters? Isn't this twenty chapters away? Even if one chapter is 2,000 words, that's 40,000 words. Don't tell me you can do it tomorrow." Write 40,000 characters." Mingyou became excited, and Balabala said a lot while typing on the keyboard.

What the hell.

How could it be possible to forcefully write 40,000 words in one day?

That's 40,000 words.

What is the concept of 40,000 words.

Changing to an article with 300 frames of manuscript paper, it would have to be typeset, er... a million... Forget it, I’m too lazy to count, anyway, it’s so huge that it might not even fit in one book.

Even if you type fast, even if you write the outline of the chapters, even if you have a fountain of ideas, even if you write like a god, it is impossible to write 40,000 words in a day, right?

Don't you, as a platinum writer, write a book without even thinking about it?

Ming You was speechless.

Let's take a step back.

Suppose! I mean hypothetical!

Suppose you really write 40,000 words a day!

But the text of this kind of high-speed expulsion of workers must also have no soul.

This is like baking bread. After entering the oven, the time and heat must be mastered, so that the finished product with excellent aroma and flavor can be baked perfectly.

If it is baked quickly and the heat is not enough, the inner bread core will be deformed, and the chain reaction will cause the entire surface of the bread to collapse, seriously affecting the appearance, and even cannot be put out for sale.

The same is true for web articles.

Go that fast and the quality of the novel will drop.

If the quality drops, no one will subscribe.

If no one subscribes, there will be no high-quality goods.

So you see, how can this work?

Mingyou and Su Chen explained earnestly.

However, after Su Chen understood what the other party meant, he couldn't help but smile.

Sorry, there is really no need to conceive.

It's not written by him, so it really doesn't need to be conceived.

Let alone twenty chapters a day.

Even if there are thirty chapters a day, Su Chen can give you liver if he restrains his restless heart a little bit.

So he patted his chest on QQ and promised: "Don't worry, Mingyouda, 40,000 words a day is no problem, and it won't affect the quality. The text is deeply imprinted in my mind."

Mingyou: "(vomit blood)"

He still didn't believe it.

Is there anyone like this?

Why didn't you listen to the editor?

"You'll definitely lose your subscription, okay? Vampire, listen to me once, and play steadily. Let's take our time with a good rhythm. At worst, this explosion will not be an explosion."

"Oh, why don't you believe me? Twenty chapters a day is really no problem, and your grades won't drop if you put it on the shelves." Su Chen retorted.

The House of Horrors currently has more than 60,000 collections, and they are currently being classified and pushed. According to the subscription ratio at the time of Dou Po, Su Chen thought, there is an initial subscription of 6,000, which is more than enough to enter the high-quality goods.

"..."

After a heated discussion, Mingyou was finally defeated.

Not because he couldn't speak against vampires.

But the typing speed of this b is really too fast.

As soon as I sent a sentence, he could reply five sentences in an instant, and the sentences hit the point directly, like an automatic reply.

If it weren't for the fact that phone calls were not allowed during working hours, he would have gone straight to a video call and had a face-to-face debate with the vampire.

Now he also kind of understands why the other party is confident that he can write 40,000 words a day.

Just the hand speed just now, it is estimated that it can blow up most writers at a certain point.

So Mingyou could only type helplessly: "Forget it, but you, you are a writer, and I can't influence you as an editor, but I suggest you code it and send it to me for review. Of course, I am just a suggestion."

According to Ming You's idea.

The horror house is now on the shelves normally, and the first order may be more than 6,000.

But if the quality drops, it is very possible to shrink to half, or even a third.

In order to avoid this situation as much as possible, he decided to remind the vampire, and let him read it after posting and writing, in case it collapsed too much.

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