It Would Be Great If I Could Be a Copywriter

"Tell me, what kind of person is that vampire on the Fantasy Channel?"

Xiaoyao Foodie said suddenly.

"I'm still very curious about him becoming a platinum writer in such a short period of time."

Xiaoyao Chihuo is an old-fashioned writer specializing in science fiction. He has serialized several best-selling science fiction books at a certain point. He usually doesn't know much about the classification of fantasy, but "Fights Break Sphere" deeply attracted him.

Not only that, but as he was writing recently, he felt that his style of writing had begun to imitate Dou Po Cang Qiong intentionally or unintentionally, and he completely regarded the other party's works as textbooks for online literature.

"Vampires are really talented in online writing." The little beggar also commented, "I guess, the other party must be a man with a lot of experience and city."

"I think he may belong to the kind of expert who has the aura of a big boss." Bei Mu Shangge also expressed his opinion with a smile.

I have to say that the three people's conjectures are based on a lot of subjective inferences. No, after talking, they almost turned the vampire's brain into a three-headed and six-armed code word god of war.

Su Xiaoxiao on the side shook her head.

"How can a vampire be as powerful as you say?"

Su Xiaoxiao's voice made the three writers turn their eyes away in unison.

The little girl didn't panic when she saw it, and continued, "He's just an ordinary person. He fishes at work every day, and plays games at home after get off work. There's nothing special about him."

"..." The three were silent.

Talk like you know everything.

Could it be that you live with vampires? They thought with disdain in their hearts...

But, wait... If you think about it this way... it seems that there is a possibility...

"Ah! I see!"

Among them, the little beggar was the first to react, and suddenly realized that he yelled, which startled the other two.

"Uh... what do you know?" Bei Mu Shangge and Xiaoyao Foodie asked together.

And Su Xiaoxiao was silent at this moment.

Something was wrong with her.

It seems that one can't hold back, talking a bit too much...

Alas, this uncle is probably going to guess his identity.

That's right! I am a vampire myself...

"Little sister, you must be the daughter of a vampire!"

The little beggar looked at Su Xiaoxiao excitedly, and insisted.

puff--

Su Xiaoxiao almost spit out a mouthful of black tea.

God? Daughter!

What is the image of my brother to the outside world? Like what the three uncles said, are they already a happy family, a happy family, a successful man with seniors and juniors?

It can be said to be very scary.

In this way, the anxious mood just now disappeared inexplicably.

And, for some reason, seeing the little beggar's serious uncle's face, she had the urge to laugh.

Wiping her greasy mouth, Su Xiaoxiao spread her hands and showed a noncommittal smile to the three of them.

So, after Xiaoyao Foodie saw it, he immediately began to question the little beggar.

"No, no, how could it be a daughter? If the daughter is this old, wouldn't the vampire be over forty?"

That's right, although they think vampires are very powerful, they still feel a little unreal when they are over forty years old.

Platinum writers like them are all in their early thirties and forty years old. In the circle of online literature, they already belong to older writers.

If it is a physical book, an author with high literary attainments is still very likely to be in his forties, but online literature is not considered traditional literature in the final analysis, and most of the main groups are young people, while best-selling The online writer of the book may be a bit older than this age group.

Su Xiaoxiao also quite agrees in her heart.

This uncle is still smart.

Like the first uncle just now, it's unreliable to think of her as a daughter or something, right?

But as soon as this idea came out, Xiaoyao Chihuo's next sentence made her silent again.

"So, as I infer,

The little sister must be the vampire's niece. "

Xiaoyao Chihuo said this with a very confident expression, just like Mori Kogoro designated a prisoner, obviously his reasoning was messed up, and he couldn't get the correct result, but his tone of voice was full of confidence.

Bei Mu Shangge tapped his palms, and also very much agreed with this point of view: "Yes! This makes sense!"

"???"

Su Xiaoxiao was in a mess.

Well, she really doesn't know what kind of brain circuit these people are.

Bei Mu Shangge turned his head at this time, and asked her with a smile: "Well, little sister, tell uncle, you are actually the niece of a vampire, right?"

When he said this, he had a kind face, even more kind than those weird sorghums who lured little loli with lollipops.

"What niece, uncle... forget about my showdown, I'm the vampire's younger sister." Su Xiaoxiao sighed, with helplessness written all over her face.

What kind of person is this, can he win an award with this deduction ability?

Think of yourself as daughter and niece or something.

Is it because I am too small, or is my brother looking too old?

"What?"

However, after hearing Su Xiaoxiao's answer, the three of them were a little unbelievable, all with dumbfounded expressions.

"Are you the vampire's sister?"

Shocked and loud, neatly like shouting slogans.

The sudden sound startled Su Xiaoxiao.

Fortunately, there were quite a lot of people in the venue at this time, and the atmosphere was very noisy, so the shocked voices of the three did not attract too much attention.

"Uncle, your voices are too loud."

But even this made the little girl frown.

"Sorry, sorry." The little beggar waved his hand apologetically, "This news is really shocking."

"May I ask, the vampire... is your brother, isn't he very young?"

Bei Mu Shangge asked sharply.

Indeed, look at this white and tender little girl, who looks like a junior high school student. At such a young age, her brother must not be too old.

Maybe even a college student?

As soon as this thought came out, Bei Mu Shangge was taken aback.

Then...Looking at how good-looking this little girl is, it means that her genetics must be quite good, so maybe...

That vampire is just a handsome young guy, right?

I guess, this is amazing.

Bei Mu Shangge, who discovered the blind spot, became more and more frightened as he thought about it.

As the author himself, the imagination and brain power are naturally not bad.

On the other side, Su Xiaoxiao was about to answer Bei Mu Shangge's question when a voice rang out not far behind them.

"What are you talking about, so happy?"

Everyone looked back and saw a man about the same age as Bei Mu Shangge came to table one. After a brief inspection, he came to the seat with the name plate of "Three Three" and sat down, familiar with the road.

That's right, this is the long-overdue writer of the Four Emperors, Sansan from the Fantasy Channel.

There was a little traffic jam on the way he came today, so he didn't arrive at the scene until now.

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