Is There Something Wrong with You, Lord?

"I hate this world." Qin Muye held the white horse and felt a little pain in his crotch.

Because he doesn't know how to ride, and this white horse is too pitiful, as soon as he goes up, he will go wild, and he can't suppress the opponent at all.

If there is no death god Thanatos, he wants to shake people over now.

But in the end, he held back. At present, he has an old tinderbox, and his safety is guaranteed, so there is no need to let the spirits come over, and he does not lack it now.

After walking for a long time, I finally left this path.

Just as he was thinking about where to go, he heard someone calling him from behind.

"Respected prince, I have been waiting here for a long time." A mysterious man in a black robe suddenly appeared.

Qin Muye has a black line, is this another ghost story?

"This... Mr. Wizard, what's the matter with you?" Qin Muye sighed, this prince's temperament is so damn good, he can't hide it anywhere.

"I want you to do me a favor..." said the wizard.

"Oh, no help, no time." Qin Muye resolutely refused. He agreed whenever he called Mr. Wang, but unfortunately he didn't.

Besides, most of the wizards in fairy tales are not good things. They are basically synonymous with villains. If he wears white, he can understand Qin Muye, but black is definitely not a good thing.

"To the south of here, there is a beautiful girl who was imprisoned on the tower by a witch. If you go to rescue the prince, you will definitely be able to capture her heart." The wizard's tone was bewitching.

Qin Muye was silent for a while, the tower, the witch, it seems to be the lettuce girl?

"What does the witch look like?" Qin Muye asked tentatively.

The girl lettuce has a fart. He thinks witches are more suitable, so when the time comes, he will be tied up and locked in the basement, and he will slowly torture the other party's relevant knowledge.

Then looked up and down this wizard, Qin Muye suddenly felt that this one was also a little clear-eyed, why don't we trick him into the basement together?

Thinking of this, he really moved.

As for the lettuce girl? Of course, falling in love with where you go, how can there be so much power from wizards and witches.

The wizard's expression changed when he heard Qin Muye's words, this one might not have any strange hobbies.

But in the end, he bit the bullet and said, "It looks as beautiful as a flower, just like a rose in winter."

Hearing this, Qin Muye always felt that something was not right, but he nodded, "Okay, let's work together to tie the witch, then we'll get two or eight points, you two, and I eight."

As soon as these words came out, the wizard was shocked. He thought that the other party was a serious prince, but he didn't expect to have such an idea.

He also met a lot of princes, and he hurt a lot of them secretly, but it was the first time that he met Qin Muye who was obviously hurt, which made him feel in a trance.

"Okay, okay, I only need an old oil lamp, the rest belong to the prince, and the witch also belongs to you." The wizard said vaguely.

"..."

Are all the waste in this fairy tale? Why do they want old things one by one, the old tinderbox in his hand, plus the oil lamp the other party wants.

And is there something wrong with this oil lamp? It won't be the magic lamp of Aladdin next door.

But what about Aladdin? It won't be replaced by him.

He already has a princess with a tinderbox on his body. If he gets another magic lamp, wouldn't he have to carry another princess on his back?

"All Worlds"

Fortunately, he doesn't have the aura of the protagonist. Whether or not these princesses can be seen is one thing, so you can take the treasures with confidence. You don't have to worry about a princess falling into his arms one day. Compared with princesses, he prefers the villains in each story. For example, the uncle the magician in the story of Aladdin's lamp, the witch in the girl lettuce.

This kind of talent is a great treasure, and the princess is a ghost.

If it wasn't for the death of Thanatos coming too quickly, he would have had another old witch from the Tinderbox story in his collection.

Qin Muye doesn't care about meat and meat, as long as it's useful, he doesn't mind being locked in the basement and seriously tortured to reveal their knowledge.

"No problem, but for the witch, you still need Mr. Wizard's help. I can help Mr. Wizard find the oil lamp you want." Qin Muye said with a smile.

The smile gave the wizard the illusion that the other party was going to join him, causing him to shudder.

"No problem, prince, it's just that the witch is difficult to deal with, I need some preparations, this time tomorrow, we..."

"No, it's only today, what if you run away, I'm still waiting to do something strange to the witch." Qin Muye interrupted the other party's words directly.

tomorrow? Where does Qin Muye live tonight?

His idea is to take down the witch today, occupy the other party's manor by the way, and then slowly torture the witch and the wizard, and wait for tomorrow to delay the time.

"This... Okay, today is the day, the prince will come with me." The wizard gritted his teeth and found that Qin Muye's eyes were not right. If he refused, maybe the other party would do something to him.

In fact, the wizard was also secretly complaining in his heart. If he knew that he would not be screaming at the other party just now, he could plan this magic lamp slowly.

As a result, bad luck.

Originally, he planned to go into the city to find his nephew and let him pick it up, but when he saw the prince on the road, he was instantly attracted, and then he subconsciously felt that he should cooperate with the other party.

He also regretted it.

But that's all there is to it.

He led the way in front and took Qin Muye towards the witch's manor.

When the two entered the depths of the forest, they heard a song that continued to spread.

Qin Muye's face was expressionless, but the wizard was very intoxicated: "Prince, have you heard, such a beautiful singing must be a beautiful girl."

"Don't get intoxicated, you meow, hurry up..."

bang~

Before Qin Muye could remind him, the wizard slammed his head into a tree. This scene made him not even know what to say.

Is this a real wizard? Why a little voice can make the other party change so strangely.

'A sea monster? ’

Not only the wizard was affected, Qin Muye actually felt it, but he was blocked by the magic shield, so he heard the sound and was not affected in any way.

‘It’s just that this is a forest, where did the Kraken come from, the habitat is wrong. ’

Qin Muye was also a little puzzled by this confusing song.

He suspected that this girl lettuce sang, otherwise, who in the mountains and forests would have nothing to sing.

It is estimated that this is also the case, the girl lettuce will be favored by the witch, and her prince husband was also attracted by her singing.

'Either there's something wrong with Rapunzel's parents, or there's something wrong with the lettuce the witch grows. ' Qin Muye thought about this.

The singing stopped quickly, and the wizard's face was filled with reluctance.

"Why don't you work harder later, and I'll give you Miss Lettuce too." Qin Muye said calmly.

Hearing this, the wizard's eyes flashed: "This... is really good, I will help you catch the witch."

Originally, the wizard didn't really want it, but after hearing Miss Lettuce's singing, he seemed to be fascinated. If Qin Muye proposed to exchange the magic lamp for Miss Lettuce, maybe the wizard would agree.

'And the ability to charm, tsk, looking at the sorcerer who is so fascinated that he can't find Bei. ’ Qin Muye wrote down another characteristic.

From the perspective of the other party's changing psychology, this is not temporary, but is really fascinated by the other party.

Even if it is said that the wizards and witches in fairy tales have a lot of water on the magical side, it is not enough to really pull the hips to such a degree.

"That's great, I hope you can say it and do it." Qin Muye thought that in his situation, he still arrested a witch?

I'm afraid it wasn't because I was fascinated by the girl lettuce just after I started, and I might have turned against the water at that time.

Qin Muye didn't regard this guy as an ally, mainly because he wanted to deceive him together, or what if he ran away halfway.

As for the mainline? More on that later.

Anyway, he is not in a hurry to complete it, he has to find a better story to complete, such as the story of Jack and the Magic Beanstalk.

There are no princesses and no mess, but there are giants and treasures.

Although I think there may be a pit, but no matter how big the pit is, can it be as big as what he is encountering now?

A suspected siren appeared in the forest, isn't it nonsense to him.

With Girl Rapunzel as the driving force, the wizard's pace was obviously faster, and the two of them could see the manor and the very conspicuous tower standing in the depths of the forest from a distance.