Invincible Attack Training System

When Shangguan Yun saw it, he secretly scolded himself for being so upright with his mouth.

Quickly helping the little girl up, the little girl's face was pale, obviously frightened, she hurriedly explained: "Xiaoqin, I'm sorry, you may have misunderstood."

"Actually, I'm not saying that you can't play the piano well, but I'm saying that I don't understand the rhythm at all, so even if a pig is playing the piano, I can't understand it."

In an instant, Xiaoqin's face changed from white to blue.

System: "Attacked by a mental storm, repair value + 1 million."

Xiaoqin was about to burst into tears, should she laugh or cry.

This honored guest is too tormenting.

"Okay, okay, sit down, let's chat while eating." Shangguan Yun asked Xiaoqin to sit down and eat.

However, after seeing the situation on the table, Xiaoqin was shocked again.

On the messy table, the originally exquisite dish seemed to be missing a corner in the east and a corner in the west. It was cracked on one side, pierced on this side, and there were paw prints left on it.

Eat... Is this also called eating?

Shangguan Yun also seemed a little embarrassed, it seemed that this was not the way to treat guests.

So, Shangguan Yun ordered: "Come on, prepare another table for me, as for this table..."

Shangguan Yun resisted the urge to beat up Xiao Longlong violently, trying to embarrass him.

"Give it to it." Shangguan Yun said helplessly.

"Yes, follow orders, I'll do it later." A group of servants left immediately.

Xiaoqin breathed a sigh of relief, but she always felt that something was wrong.

It seems that she is the one who is here. How do you feel that you are the guest?

System: "Attacked by a mental storm, repair value + 2 million."

Needless to say, the efficiency of these people is really fast. In just a while, a brand new table and chairs have been arranged next to it, covered with expensive tablecloths, decorated with exquisite decorations, and served with hot wine and meat.

"Whoosh!"

Xiaolonglong turned into a ball of light and rushed towards the table.

"boom!"

Shangguan Yun punched Xiao Longlong directly on the head with his bloody punch, knocking it flying and hitting the wall, as if forming a dragon wall.

Surrounded by stunned, strange masters and servants.

"Don't pay attention to it, let's sit down and have a good chat, this food is very delicious, you can eat it." Shangguan Yun asked Xiaoqin to sit down and eat like a master.

Xiaoqin: "(╥╯^╰╥)"

Xiaoqin burst into tears, and wanted to say, she knows best how the food here is, she is the one who grew up here.

System: "Spiritual damage, +1 million per second."

Shangguan said: "Ψ(￣?￣)Ψ"

This was destined to be the worst day in Xiaoqin's history. She was both happy and in pain.

You can't be angry, you can only apologize for what the other party says, and you have to keep praising.

She is too difficult.

But sometimes, he would be attracted by Shangguan Yun's strange words, and even some jokes could not help but burst out laughing, but most of the time, he had the urge to vomit blood from anger.

It's harder for her.

Finally, a door opened, Xiaoqin was filled with grief and joy, burst into tears, and quickly saluted: "Master, you are finally here."

Pavilion Master: "(O_O)?"

What's the matter, it feels like I have been wronged a lot.

Isn't it, seconds seem like years.

The master of Fenghua Xueyue Pavilion is still as beautiful, dignified, generous, virtuous, intelligent, and decent as before... here to make up your own mind.

"Pavilion Master, long time no see." Shangguan Yun poured a cup of Erguotou for the other party like a master.

Then, Shangguan Yun bought himself a cup of Jiannanchun.

Well, this wine was exchanged by him through the system.

interesting!

awesome!

"Long time no see?" Pavilion Master Fenghuaxueyue's head was full of black lines, and they only met once in total, so long time no see.

But I still need to answer with a smile: "Your Majesty is so lucky to be here."

"Since you have said so, then I will take care of you often, so that you will be more fortunate."

When Shangguan Yun heard that the other party was so sincere, he immediately gave the other party a chance.

Wind Flower Snow Moon Pavilion Master: "o((⊙﹏⊙))o"

The pavilion master was stunned.

Didn't you hear that it was a polite remark?

It's a polite word, but it's actually taken seriously.

Beep the dog.

System: "Subject to spiritual attack, repair value + 5 million per second."

"That's natural, that's natural." The pavilion master maintained her goddess style, and asked with a smile: "I don't know how the service is, if you are dissatisfied, please forgive me."

"Well..." Shangguan Yun looked at the Pavilion Master seriously, and said, "Actually, I really want to experience the feeling of being served by the Pavilion Master himself."

"Ah!" The Pavilion Master's eyes widened: ∑(O_O;)

Then he said angrily (ー`′ー): "I treat you as a distinguished guest, how can you do that?"

Shangguan Yun said puzzledly: "What are you thinking? I just admire the pavilion master's unparalleled piano skills, which is unique in the world. I just want to be thick-skinned and ask the pavilion master to present a song. If you don't want to, then forget it and just be I don't have that luck."

When the pavilion master heard it, it was just like this, and he was really wronged, and quickly apologized:

"I'm sorry, I blamed you wrongly, but it's just playing the piano, a small matter, a small matter."

Xiaoqin was full of doubts, not to mention that she didn't know the rhythm, why did she ask the Pavilion Master to play the piano again?

After thinking about it, I still didn't tell the Pavilion Master.

"Xiaoqin, sit down and listen together." Shangguan Yun waved to Xiaoqin.

"Slaves dare not." Xiaoqin shook her head like a rattle.

"Xiaoqin, since the honored guest asked you to sit, you can sit down." The voice of the pavilion master came over.

When Xiaoqin heard it, her whole body was in a bad mood.

Just after leaving Hukou, I have to go back to Huya again. It's so uncomfortable and so rewarding.

"Yes." Xiaoqin sat down dumbfounded, extremely troubled.

Light and moving, like a hundred sparrows singing together, Shangguan Yun was talking nonsense, but he never expected that the zither sound of Pavilion Master Fenghuaxueyue really possessed such charm.

Even his melody novice was mesmerized by the sound and shouted: "666!"

"Yoyo?" What does this mean?

Many people are puzzled.

Shangguan Yun quickly explained: "When the horse runs well, I will praise 666!"

"Oh, so that's the case." They immediately understood.

But, something seems wrong.

horse?

Pavilion Master?

Doesn't it mean that the sound of the pavilion master's piano is like that of a galloping horse: yo yo.

They always feel that something is wrong o(一︿一+)o

"Bump!" At this moment, the pavilion master's Qin Xuan suddenly broke, and her whole body was heaving up and down, obviously very angry at Shangguan Yun's metaphor.

System: "Being mentally attacked, + 50 million per second."

The pavilion master's expression was not very good, he walked out directly, sat on the stool, raised his glass and drank it in one gulp, ignoring Shangguan Yun's raised hand to stop her.

The pavilion master's expression became even uglier. This Shangguan Yun is so bullying that he can't even drink a glass of wine by himself.