Insectoids: The Job of the Males

    "Wow." Cheng Chaoci looked at the video sent by Zhou Luoluo. The color of the big-character poster was still blue and yellow, like something printed out by the hard-pressed employees who demanded wages from unscrupulous bosses. .

    In the past life, there were occasional such ups and downs, and it was only readers protesting in the comment area, or threatening to withdraw. Cheng Chaoci did not expect the debut of the C position of the open-air electronic screen in the central square. What kind of emperor's treatment is this?

    Cheng Chaoci searched on Xingxing.com and found that there are many similar videos in the video area, so I cut it in big-character poster style. How to be conspicuous and eye-catching, all dog writers, and a few videos actually scolded insects very fiercely, and the scolding was quite sincere and unqualified, and Cheng Chaoci's father was programmed into it.

    Probably because you can use a virtual account, there is no restriction on speaking on the star network. But why is the male father being scolded, that is probably because in the Zerg family, the male insect is the most important one.

    There is no male father without the process of resignation, and it is impossible to really care about that. There are so many irritable brothers in the world, and it is useless to reason with waste saliva. In the end, it will only make both parties feel that the other party really has a brain problem.

    Cheng Chaoci just silently made a report, oh, he is using his original account to browse the star network now, and the gender column is male, so it is very convenient to report.

    Those readers have been angry for a while, can't the plot be sweet again later?

    The comics that can come back sweetly are at best a little twist in the middle, which is better than pure abuse.

    Wei Zhuo can't stay at home every day. He wakes up earlier than Cheng Chaoci every day. After finishing his meal, he left with Cheng Chaoci's lunch. The Zerg insulation box is very easy to use. Keep fresh and keep warm for two days, and you don’t have to worry about the food being cold at all.

    Whenever Cheng Chaoci, the worm with an irregular schedule, gets up, he is faced with an empty villa and a well-prepared meal. Did he suddenly realize that he was too depraved?

    Main Wei Zhuo did not give Cheng Chaoci a chance to cook, probably because he found out that Cheng Chaoci could always eat half a bowl of the food he made, so he simply put the cooking Live to take care of.

    Basically, after Cheng Chaoci got up, he was in charge of eating.

    This made Cheng Chaoci, who was staying at Wei Zhuo's house, even more inappropriate. It will be waste! What if he turns into a worm who can only draw and do nothing else?

    Cheng Chaoci was determined not to stay home, anyway, Xiao Zai and He Huaijian were also on vacation at this time, and due to the end of the year, Teacher Liang also gave him a month off, Cheng Chaoci was delighted I took Xiao Jie to play a virtual battle.

    As for He Huaijian, he is still doing research on the secret project in his hands.

    As one of the pests of Cheng Chaoci's comics, Xiao Zai would not accompany Cheng Chaoci. Cheng Chaoci deceived his feelings. Excessive.

    And Cheng Chaoci kept the story behind him.

    Don't go, Xiao Jie is not reconciled.

    This is mainly because Cheng Chaoci's two brothers came out, although Cheng Chaoci obviously didn't want to have too much interaction with them. But Xiao Tzu still felt his head bowed inexplicably.

    One of the two females has money and the other has power. And he and He Huaijian were only two ungraduated reserve females for the time being, so they were very upset.

    What should I do if I leave the house and run into those two "brothers"?

    Xiao Zai can only suffocate and accompany Cheng Chao to resign to play, oh, after playing in the later stage, Xiao Zai is even more aggrieved.

    First Military Region Conference Room

    "There are four in total. We contacted the Star Thief Group, but they refused to release insects. And those four stayed in the Star Thief Group for so long, I'm afraid..." The adjutant on the side did not continue. Go on, but all the insects present understand what this means.

    The force of the male is not high, and it is incomparable with the sub-female, let alone the female. The male worm fell into the hands of the star thief group and did not die, but what good result could there be? Used as a reproductive tool or as a pet?

    "What about their specific location? Have you found it?" Wei Zhuo was still calm, at least not as angry as his colleagues beside him.

    "Positioning is there, but we are concerned that this situation is not an isolated case of one or two star thieves."

    "It was done by Jin Yue." The major general interrupted, "Jin Yue seeks the cooperation and unity of the star thieves, trying to establish a new regime, and the so-called new regime does not include the protection of male sons. ."

    "I'm afraid there will be a tough battle to fight."

    …

    Cheng Chaoci, who came out of the virtual battle platform with Xiao Zai who doubted his life, received a message from Wei Zhuo: "Going to the front?"

    The life has been so peaceful recently, so peaceful he almost forgot that Wei Zhuo is a military female, and as a military female, he needs to fight.

    War is a common occurrence for the Zerg. The Zerg itself is a belligerent race, the kind that will do it if they refuse to accept it. It is also normal to attack star thieves. Originally, Cheng Chaoci could meet Wei Zhuo because Wei Zhuo went to the Sun Suo star to catch Jin Yue.

    However, if there is a war, it will not be able to be settled in a day or two, it will take a long time, and because this is probably temporary news, they have to gather tonight, and even have a chance to say goodbye nothing.

    "Xiao Ci." A voice suddenly stopped him.

    Cheng Chaoci and Xiao Ji looked up and saw Lu Niangan standing not far away.

    Xiao Jie was instantly alert and lay in front of Cheng Chaoci.

    "I have something to tell you." Lu Niangan glanced at Xiao Jie, "This kid can come and listen to me if you are worried about me."

    "What?" Xiao Ji frowned, "Can't you speak here?"

    "I'm afraid you can't, it will be troublesome if someone listens to it." Lu Niangan didn't pay much attention to Xiao Jie, Xiao Jie is only a juvenile female, and he is also here. Just a little shit.

    "Let's go." Cheng Chaoci was not afraid that Lu Nian would do him harm. From the last time he ran into the female monarch, it could be seen that Lu Niangan and the female monarch were probably not the same. Together.

    Lu Niangan took two juvenile worms to a restaurant specially opened for male worms, where the female worms can only follow the male worms in. Lu Niangan did this to take care of Cheng Chaoci's taste. As for Xiao Jie, um, he was too lazy to care.

    After sitting down, Lu Niangan said seriously: "You have to be careful about the females around you recently."

    "Ah? What do you mean?" Seeing Lu Niangan's serious expression, Cheng Chaoci sat up straight.

    "The Golden Lion Pirates contacted me, or they contacted many females who were prejudiced or dissatisfied with males for family reasons." Lu Niangan gave him the Golden Lion Pirates The message sent was passed to Cheng Chaoci to read.

    Cheng Chaoci read it at a glance and ten lines, and then her mood was complicated, and she always felt that something big was going to happen.

    "The most troublesome thing is, in fact, many star thieves know that Jin Yue is looking for an author, and that author is you. I don't know how many bugs know about this matter, but it will definitely Some worms dig your news in order to do what they want." In addition, the star pirates themselves are not very friendly to male worms recently.

    Cheng Chaoci is indeed dangerous recently.

    "If you don't mind, I can protect you." Lu Niangan retracted his brain, "I still have some..."

    "No, no need." Cheng Chaoci refused, "Thank you very much for telling me this, but the protection is unnecessary."

    Even if Cheng Chaoci thinks about it, it is impossible for him to completely trust Lu Niangan.

    At this moment, Cheng Chaoci's brain rang. It was the white-haired male who had a relationship before and added a friend.

    What is he doing by making a video of himself at this time?

    Cheng Chaoci glanced at Lu Niangan, Lu Niangan nodded and said he didn't mind him answering the phone at this time, Cheng Chaoci then pressed the answer.

    The projection male with white hair wears a white coat, his hair is messy, and he has two big dark circles under his eyes, looking quite haggard: "I don't know how to explain it, anyway, the situation is very dangerous recently, Cheng Chao Do you want to come to our research institute?"

    Research Institute? Cheng Chaoci glanced at Lu Niangan, and found that Lu Niangan was also puzzled, so Xiao Jie didn't say it, it was, really, full of question marks.

    I don't care about this and continue: "You can come to my house if you don't go to the research institute. My house is absolutely safe."

    "Did you know that we've met once?" Cheng Chaoci was speechless, "Would you live in a house where you've only met once?"

    "No, don't you believe me? You wait." Bai Jun lowered his head and fiddled with his brain, pulled out a photo and handed it to Cheng Chaoci to see, "I'm not a bad bug."

    In the photo, Bai Jun is standing with an older military female. The military female looks about the same age as Lu Yue. Cheng Chaoci looks familiar, but Xiao Jie Son, I **** out loud.

    "Big, Great Marshal?!" Xiao Jie couldn't believe it, "It's actually the Great Marshal?"

    Grand Marshal? The top military leader? The legendary grand marshal who gave up the president?

    Baijun also dropped a blockbuster: "He is my female father, can you trust me now?"

    Is Marshal Married? Xiao Shi frowned.

    "He is really my female father!" Bai Jun was anxious, "You, where are you now? You are not safe right now, there must be some bugs who will attack you in order to defect to the star thief."

    It was the exact same warning as Lu Niangan. Cheng Chaoci was about to speak when his brain rang again. Fortunately, the light brain is different from the mobile phone in the previous life. There is no need to hang up one video and start another. This time the video is sent by Lu Yue, who is Wei Zhuo's grandfather.

    After clicking, Lu Yue also went straight in: "Xiaoci, you are not very safe recently, come to me."

    "Lu, Lu, Lu, Marshal Lu?!" Xiao Ji's voice trembled in disbelief. He knew that Marshal Lu was Wei Zhuo's grandfather, but wasn't it real? Marshal Lu was the God of War before the Zerg! Battles and formations are engraved in textbook templates!

    "Eh? Xiaobai?" The bugs in the two videos actually looked at each other. Seeing this posture, they seemed to know "Why did you call Xiaoci here?"

    "Lu, Uncle Lu." Bai Jun shrank his neck embarrassedly, "Most, it's not safe recently, I want Xiao to quit my house. How about you?"

    "Ah? Me? Xiaoci is my grandson's quasi-heroic master. If something happens, my grandson has to make trouble with me, hahahaha, thank you for your kindness, Xiaoci's safety here I'll be in charge of the work, you've been very busy recently." Lu Yue smiled very fake and official, and he himself didn't like to deal with those guys in the research institute.

    The male worms in the research institute are madmen to put it bluntly, not to say that they are anti-Zerg, anyway, their logic and normal worms do not match. Talking to them is very tiring, especially as an upright military female, talking to the males of this group of research institutes is really dead brain cells.

    Fortunately, Baijun is also a timid worm. He gets nervous when he sees worms, especially female worms. already."

    "Xiao Ci, where are you now? Grandpa will pick you up." Facing Cheng Chaoci, Lu Yue laughed happily, "Are you playing with friends? "He glanced vigilantly at Xiao Jie, Lu Niangan was behind him, he didn't notice.

    "Let my brother come out and play virtual battle with me." Cheng Chaoci could see Lu Yue's thoughts, probably because Xiao Jie looked pretty good, and he was afraid that this female would want to hook him up.

    "Oh, it's my brother, tell me earlier. Would you like to come together?" Lu Yue regained his enthusiasm.

    Xiao Ze, this second fool, can't see the vigilance of others, and he is still cheerful: "Okay, okay!" The chance to go to the marshal's house is too **** rare! Can this be spared? Absolutely not! That is the God of War in the textbook! God of War!

    Cheng Chaoci, who has not taken the female course, only knows that Lu Yue is a marshal, but the female worship of Lu Yue is definitely the kind that will be used as a light brain wallpaper .

    Lu Niangan lowered his eyes: "Since there is a marshal, there should be nothing to worry about, then I'll go first." He got up and planned to leave.

    "Thank you!" Before Lu Niangan went out, Cheng Chaoci stopped him and thanked him. Lu Niangan was able to tell himself this, even if he couldn't trust him and accepted his asylum, he should be thankful Still thanks.

    Lu Nian paused for a while, then turned his head and smiled: "It's okay, next time you have trouble, you can come to me." After that, he turned around and pushed the door to leave.

    No Lu Niangan could be seen from Lu Yue's direction, he just heard a voice: "Who was that just now?"

    "The eldest son of the former male father, he is a blood brother."

    …

    The bugs under Lu Yue's hands came very quickly, not only connecting Cheng Chaoci and Xiao Jie, but also taking a detour to bring He Huaijian with him.

      There was a worm sitting in Lu Yue's house.

    Bai Jun, who just called Cheng Chaoci.

    "I, I'm still a little worried, just, let's take a look." Bai Jun nervously walked to Cheng Chaoci, "You, you are really the quasi-xiong of Uncle Lu's grandson Lord?"

    "That's right." Cheng Chao said it for granted, and then asked back, "So are you serious about weapons research?"

    "It must be amazing!" Bai Jun replied subconsciously, he was quite confident in his profession. After he finished speaking, all the insects present looked at him.

    Cheng Chaoci continued: "But why do males engage in weapons research? The males don't have that brain." Cheng Chaoci said this in a strange way.

    Bai Jun, who originally found that he thought he had said the wrong thing and was about to shut up, got angry and said, "What do you mean a male doesn't have that brain?! It's the female that doesn't have that brain, okay?! The bugs in our research institute will never be forgotten! The mecha was originally made by our first research institute!"

    "Wow." Cheng Chaoci, Xiao Jie, and He Huaijian said in unison.

    Lu Yue's face was expressionless, so he said that sometimes he really doesn't know whether the males from these research institutes are geniuses or idiots.

    Bai Jun once again realized the problem and covered his mouth with his hand: "Are you talking again?"

    "No?" Cheng Chao looked innocent.

    "That's right, what's the cliché." Lu Yue led a few underage worms inside, "Isn't this what you said? Don't put the blame on Xiaoci's head! "

    "I...I" Bai Jun's face was flushed, and he didn't want to answer Cheng Chao's speech.

    He Huaijian, who had been quietly listening to their chat, said, "Can I ask you a question?"

    Bai Jun is from the First Research Institute. He Huaijian once heard from his classmates that the First Research Institute seems to be very difficult to pass. Anyway, the admission success rate of their military school has always been zero, which made them suspicious. Do the research in the first research institute simply use all robots?

    Otherwise, there is no way to explain why the admission rate is zero. Their military academy is already a very strong group.

    So the biggest possibility is that the Zerg has been occupied by AI, otherwise it makes no sense.

    So it's not a robot, but a male? He Huaijian had a bit of a clue and wanted to seize the opportunity to ask some questions. His current research has encountered a bottleneck.

    Just not sure if Bai Jun will refuse.

    Unexpectedly, Bai Jun agreed.

    Cheng Chaoci always thought that the Baijun Research Institute and the like were hiding it from the outside world. The research institute was most likely a male organization. Let the worms, especially the females, know.

    "The research institutes are all males, that's because no females can pass the test." After Bai Jun heard Cheng Chaoci's question, he thought that it was exposed anyway, so he simply broke the jar , "If there are females admitted, then the research institute will have females." Just like the group of political officials, although there are many males, there are still females.

    "As for why you hide it, you will know when you see my male father."

    "Your male father? Oh, by the way, your female father is the Grand Marshal. Is the Grand Marshal married? How come no worms know about this?"

    Bai Jun: “…”

    "Success." Cheng Chaoci stood to be sure that after the age of eighteen, it was a watershed for males. As for how to divide it, it might depend on the level after the test.

    …

    "If they want to encircle and suppress them, let them come." Jin Yue sat with Erlang's legs crossed and watched the deployment map, suddenly, he thought of something and turned his head, "Is that guy Wei Zhuo on the front line? "

    "Here." The subordinate beside him lowered his head.

    "Oh, then don't fight hard, just fight if you want." Jin Yue said, glanced at his brain, and received a lot of replies to the message he sent, "Wait. Let's grow up slowly, there are not many neurotics like me, but there are not many in the Zerg."

    Seeing the replies, Jin Yue couldn't help laughing.

    "But there have been fewer males traveling recently." The subordinate said suddenly.

    "Starting to be wary of us?"

    "It doesn't seem to be either, they seem to have organized a group to protest... Protest, ahem, the plot of the comic author you were concerned about earlier."

    "The open-air electronic screens of several developed planets have been bought, and they are busy making bad reviews at home." The subordinates are also helpless when they say this, "Although they give bad reviews, they reward them. There's not a lot of money at all."

    The author actually has a lot of bugs chasing them in the star thief group.

    After the previous plot came out, there were still a few people who had problems with their minds and wanted to go to the capital star to bind bugs, and came back to close the small black room and forced to paint. Later, he was told by the leader to clean up the little black house that he had locked up for two days. After he came out, everyone was honest.

    Jin Yue was stunned for a moment, then he waved his hand helplessly: "Then leave it alone, the four male worms I caught will get me the main ship and warn the **** of the Federation, if If they dare to be tough, these four will not break their arms or legs, but I don't know."

    "Yes."

    On the Federal Army's side, Meng Yuele looked at Wei Zhuoguang's wallpaper, frowned and said, "You, why do you feel like you were kidnapped by Cheng Chaoci Xiongzi? And why is Cheng Chaoci Xiongzi so badly photographed by you?"

    "It's your aesthetic problem." Wei Zhuo was too lazy to pay attention to him, he clicked on the chat box with Cheng Chaoci, and found that Cheng Chaoci had gone to his grandfather's house, so he was relieved.

      , as far as individual combat is concerned, which one of the Zerg bugs can beat you?"

    Even if Jin Yue's neuropathy sees Wei Zhuo, he will run very fast. Who can Wei Zhuo fight if he improves his personal combat power? Splitting out of oneself and then fighting each other? Or does Wei Zhuo want to know where the limits of the Zerg are?

    "Can't sleep." Wei Zhuo reached out and covered his eyes.

    In fact, except for the night when his grandfather came, he and Cheng Chaoci slept in separate rooms, but the two rooms were next to each other. When he thought that Cheng Chaoci was next to him, Wei Zhuo It was inexplicably reassuring.

    I sleep very well when I feel at ease, and I wake up the next day with a lot of energy. Especially when Cheng Chaoci was still awake, he secretly opened Cheng Chaoci's room door to take a look and saw that Cheng Chaoci was sleeping peacefully on the bed, and he was very satisfied.

    Cheng Chaoci felt that he woke up late, and Wei Zhuo would cook for him every time, would it not be good, but Wei Zhuo thought it was very good, he liked to see Cheng Chaoci in Feeling at ease around you.

    But now he can't see Cheng Chaoci by his side, and as a result... insomnia.

    I can't see the little male, I'm not happy.

    I used to think that fighting was nothing, it was good, anyway, I could vent my irritability that I had nowhere to put, but now I feel that this is also a waste of time, delaying the time he spends with Xiao Xiongzi.

    …

    "Do you have cotton wool in your head?!" Bai Jun roared, "How can this design work, tell me, how can this design work?!"

    His voice reached Cheng Chaoci's ears through the unclosed door, Cheng Chaoci's shock couldn't be more: "He is so scary when he is angry?!"

    "It's good to get used to it, all the bugs in the research institute are like this." Lu Yue was not surprised, "Usually timid is to die for, once it involves a professional field, everyone is like being mad."

    "I've seen a female accidentally lose a researcher's information before, and the researcher's male actually rushed up to fight the female. Then when he rushed up I bumped myself into the female's shoulder and got a nosebleed." Lu Yue said while peeling oranges, "Don't learn from them in the future."

    "Probably not." Cheng Chaoci could actually understand the male insect's mood a little bit. After all, if the manuscript he worked so hard to draw was tossed away by other insects, he would also be frantic. However, "I don't have the perseverance to do research."

    Research is too boring, Cheng Chaoci himself is not interested in those, each has his own aspirations, his favorite is still comics.

    Just when he thought of this, he received a message from the Zhou brothers and asked him where he was going. I went to the place where Cheng Chaoci used to live, and found that not only Cheng Chaoci had not seen, but Xiao Jie and He Huaijian were gone.

    For a moment, they even thought that Cheng Chao's farewell was really found out by those readers and then silenced? ! Not so cruel! It's just a comic plot!

    Cheng Chaoci replied to the two brothers that he was alright, so he thought about it and looked at Lu Yue: "Marshal."

    "My grandfather." Lu Yue corrected him.

    "Then, grandfather, can my two male friends come over? We drew cartoons together." Cheng Chaoci was still a little embarrassed when he called his grandfather.

    "Okay, no problem." As long as it's not an unknown female, Lu Yue doesn't care.

    Cheng Chaoci gave the address to the Zhou brothers, saying that he was at the house of the foreign marshal and asked them not to worry.

    "Where did he say he was?" Zhou Luoluo rubbed his eyes

    "Marshal's house." Zhou Xiaobao was not reminded of his feelings.

    "What should I do?! I dare not go to the Marshal's house." Zhou Luoluo tugged at Zhou Xiaobao's sleeve, hoping that his cousin would cheer him on.

    But he obviously forgot that Zhou Xiaobao is a senior social worker: "You don't dare to go, right? Then let's not go and go home."

    "No!" Zhou Luoluo grabbed Zhou Xiaobao, who turned around and left, "Don't draw anything? Don't ask what you want to ask?"

    "Let's go! Didn't you come up with a comic?"

    Zhou Xiaobao: “…”

    Zhou Xiaobao didn't know how he followed Zhou Luo to Lu Yue's house, only that when he arrived at Lu Yue's house, after seeing the legendary marshal, he was so frightened that he almost turned around and ran away on the spot.

    Lu Yue saw the discomfort of these two little cubs, and was very understanding of insects and found reasons to say that he wanted to work, making room for a few cubs to do it themselves.

    After Lu Yue left, Zhou Xiaobao slowed down and showed Cheng Chaoci his light brain screen: "Look at these two insects."

    Cheng Chaoci glanced at him, and was almost scared out of his body by those terrifying big eyes. Yes, it is the style of the early romance comics, the eyelashes are particularly thick, the eyes are big enough to occupy half of the face, and the eyes are full of Bling Bling light.

    Cheng Chaoci really thinks that Zhou Xiaobao is a genius, he can master all kinds of tricks without any instruction, this kind of big-eyed and cute style of Bling Bling, there are definitely many little girls, oh no , small female worms can be.

    There is also an awl face that seems to pierce the screen, and a super! ! long legs!

    "What's the name of your comic?" Cheng Chaoci held his head. One thing to say, he actually doesn't quite accept this style of painting, but obviously, it's just that he doesn't accept it.

    Fortunately, Zhou Xiaobao at least has a solid foundation, and the overall setting has not been distorted.

    Cheng Chaoci just remembered inexplicably that a certain dog in his last life had a picture that was seriously deformed and distorted and almost turned into an alien shape. That Party A wanted Cheng Chaoci to draw like that, Cheng Chaoci... Cheng Chaoci recalled bad things, and suddenly had a stomachache.

    "What do you think of "Evil Charming Male Insect Dominate Me"?" Zhou Xiaobao asked very seriously.

    Besides Zhou Luoluo sucking in a breath of cold air, Cheng Chaoci's stomach hurts even more.

    "Beautiful sadomasochism." Zhou Xiaobao added, "I have finished writing the script for the past few days when you hide. Give me a week, and I can come up with the first chapter!"

    "You can!" Cheng Chaoci nodded seriously.

      "

    "Don't use the real drama to ask for a cool drama, many bugs will not prevent it from being cool." And I have a hunch that after this comic is released, the attack on my side will be shifted a little. Cheng Chaoci didn't say it, he just patted Zhou Xiaobao's shoulder very seriously: "I think this comic will be popular, come on."

    Zhou Luoluo: "…"

    "Oh yes, why are you here?" Zhou Xiaobao suddenly remembered something, "Did Wei Zhuo go to war?"

    "How do you know?"

    "There are four males kidnapped by the star thief. The star thief is provocative. Our federation will definitely not be indifferent." Zhou Luoluo added, "You are coming to the marshal again. Well, it must be that Wei Zhuo is no longer on the Capital Star."

    "I just don't know how long this battle will take." Cheng Chaoci was helpless and was separated just after the honeymoon period.

    "You can go see him." Zhou Xiaobao said, "Male worms are not allowed to go to the front line, but if there is a marshal's amnesty, it is okay, don't you live in a marshal's house? ?"

    "But if you fight star thieves, you might come back in a few days, so there's no need to do that." Zhou Luoluo said, "The technology is so advanced, isn't it good for videos?"

    "Yes." Cheng Chao replied, but he remembered what Zhou Xiaobao said.

    "That's right! I want the females born from the sub-females in the script to be very smart from an early age. The genetic test is S-class, and they look exactly like the protagonist males! This way! If you look back, you can see that this is your own species!" Zhou Xiaobao turned the topic to his own script again.

    Theoretically, it is unlikely that females and males are exactly the same. But Cheng Chaoci is familiar with the plot: "I think it's okay."

    I don't think so, Zhou Luoluo said silently in the bottom of his heart.