Incompetent Academy and Failed Heroines

98 – Counterattack (10)⚝

He says it’s strange and asks if you’ve had a fight with your roommate recently or heard anything strange about it.

“We fight every day, but we got along well.”

“Ummm…… Did you two quarrel anyway?”

“There was no physical collision. It was just men exchanging vicious jokes with each other.”

“Then.”

The headmaster’s face darkened. Here in Heoden, all buildings are closed after ten o’clock.

“There are kids like that every year.”

The housekeeper told the story of those who went into the forest alone and got lost.

“Everyone will be found soon, right?”

“No. The Great Forest here is so wide and deep that if you get lost, you won’t be able to come out alone.”

I took a deep breath.

─I’m Gilchi.

Let’s look at the housekeeper. If he doesn’t come back by tomorrow evening, I’ll report it to the school then. Throughout our conversation, she seemed quite annoyed. So would the country. Because of one immature cadet, many of the teachers are having a hard time. Okay, she replied and returned to the dormitory. I wrote down a letter to send to Rosa tomorrow.

「Saintess, my roommate is sick, so I won’t be able to go today.」

I was too hasty to write it down because it was missing, and my heart was heavy, so I couldn’t be honest.

“Hey, Opossum.”

The next day, Ain also arrived at the arena. Next to me, wearing protective gear, she looked at the Chan Gallery and ordered.

“You are missing.”

Chan looked at me without speaking.

“What did Dick say?”

“I told you to discuss it.”

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“Today I will do something with Ain.”

“Do it yourself.”

It was clear that he was following Dick’s orders, not mine. I approached Enboza Mensi, who was sleeping on the mat.

“It’s a parrot!”

Lea welcomed me. She told me not to bring him, but I don’t know why he brought him to the arena.

“Is this a gambling place?”

Give me a silver coin and ask for a magic spell to double it. She stretched out, saying she didn’t know the driving force.

“Lokum, Lokum!”

“Professor, wake up.”

“Mnya, Mmnya.”

“Stop pretending to sleep.”

I opened my eyes, and I just shove it up. After that, I’m going to eat Ria’s lunch too.

“What kind of nanny am I?”

“It’s a nanny!”

“It’s a nanny!”

─These catapults are real.

“Starting today, I will appoint you as a teaching assistant and honorary nanny, so put the money for lunch in my name.”

“I’m making some money now, right?”

“It’s a rich nanny!”

“Do you have time to procrastinate like this?”

Enboza Menshi pointed towards the battle line. They were as big as last time.

“I may not be able to help tonight.”

“Oh, can’t we do that?”

I was about to say that senior Trey didn’t come in, but she was silent as if she was raising things for no reason.

“I have some circumstances. Instead, I will help you through the evening.”

“No!”

“I can help you on Sunday too.”

After thinking about it for a while, he said he would allow it.

“I already had something to say, but today instead of work, we should have a conversation.”

“As for Velaste.”

─I will go next year.

“No, not that.”

The other pair stopped talking as they took up wooden swords and went up to the stage. I went up with Ain, and both of them were surprised. Looking around, I was pushed by the sound of cheering and gripping my sword.

“Yangmul, who attacks?”

─What is it?

“It was always you.”

“They are capable youngsters. Tell me your opinion.”

“I attack.”

“Convince me.”

“They are both bigger than you. If pushed with brute force, they go on the defensive.”

“I defend myself.”

“Should I collect some dirt?”

─Chan probably hates it.

“Bastard, of course!”

First, grab a handful and slide it into your pocket. Let’s spread the word, stop laughing and start attacking. I screamed for support and focused only on the attack. I don’t think we fought for 10 minutes. It was not out of the box, but it was a real hit and won. Ain was calmer than usual. It was a cautious attitude without provocation or excitement.

“Are you going to die soon?”

“After killing you.”

When he came down after the bland duel, Enboja Mensi was asleep with his bare legs exposed. Everyone held their breath as her smooth lower body was exposed, and she only gulped. Professor, please keep your dignity. Let’s say that roughly, Lia also often steps closer.

“Dignified.”

“No.”

“Not a professor.”

I asked him what he was eating for lunch because he was talking about a miraculous syllogism.

“Crepe.”

“I’ll buy you.”

“Oh, are you two getting closer?”

I think I need to go right away. When I asked for Ain’s understanding, he tapped me on the shoulder.

“Yangmul, bring this corpse after lunch. I’m going to find you, but I need a witness.”

“When?”

“It should be around one o’clock.”

“Okay.”

“Hey, what happened to Amppong?”

“I need permission from the nun. It looks like you haven’t received the ashes yet, so wait.”

“I gave you 300 luzen, what the f*ck. I know religious people well, but the trick is obvious.”

“Let’s listen.”

“Tell me about a week later, not now. At that time, I spent all my money, so I couldn’t stop without permission.”

“Wasn’t that the money you paid to get your student status?”

“Two-headed bastard. This is why I can’t get my head around it.”

Those who invested in Heoden’s establishment must not have the negotiating power. He said that he would get a few percent as commission, and it would be as he said. He’s smarter than me, so he doesn’t even think of throwing up. Because of that, I looked at the Chan Gallery, which had been silent, and asked.

“One o’clock, are you okay?”

“Aigoo, my brother Dick has to give permission.”

“Yes.”

“Aigoo, I didn’t even discuss it with Dick, but you’re a bad boy who decides on your own clothes?”

“Do it in moderation.”

I’m on the same side, so don’t get into trouble.

“Yangmul, are you betraying me already?”

Ganjab criticized me for being an idiot, so I told him to stop before sprinkling salt. Another fight, they threw dirt on my face, so we started playing with dirt and stopped by Enboza Menci’s magic.

“Did you stop because you were worried about the future of our country?”

“I have nothing to do with the future of the kingdom—Nyo-Ot!”

“A slave. Why are you friends with this crazy b*tch?”

When you tease him for looking like he doesn’t exist, he retaliates by saying that if Ain hadn’t said that he was a professor, he would have mistaken him as a concubine. There is no concession to each other because they have fiery tempers. Leah got in the way and she asked who was worse. Not exactly.

“Is this the villain?”

“Is that the villain over there?”

I pointed to both sides because he said this. Both of them shook their heads to see if they could attack, so I asked them to go eat lunch. Somehow, I don’t think we should go alone, looking around the Chan Gallery.

“You?”

“You can eat it alone.”

─Did you eat sorbet with Dick?

I don’t need to worry about these things, but it bothers me.

“Lea said she wanted to eat sorbet.”

“Today is Sorbet!”

“If you don’t mind, go with me.”

“Yangmul, this bastard deserves a real name. If it’s a woman, is she all potential?”

“Try to hide your words.”

“Oooh, my ears tickle.”

During the frantic conversation, Chan stared at me.

“Go to the garden.”

I packed my equipment bag and parted ways with everyone. At the fork in the road, heading towards the high-end restaurant area, the excited Lia asked what sorbet was. It is bread with cream in it. She wants to talk to Bedivere alone.

“Sweet and cold ice.”

Chan, who was walking silently, interrupted.

“It’s not like sorbet.”

Leah tilted her head, so I explained in more detail.

“Snack made with ice and sweetened water.”

“That’s not how you explain it.”

If you’re that good, what would you do?

“A luxurious dessert with fruit-flavored syrup on ice cubes as fine as snow.”

“Ugh?”

“You are saying something that the child cannot understand.”

“I explained it correctly.”

“Even Bedivere said he didn’t know.”

“Oh, Sir Bedivere!”

“Bedivere?”

“Sorbet is just f*cking delicious. Sir Bedivere.”

“Yes!”

“Again, it’s a dessert that is so f*cking expensive that tears flow with every spoonful.”

“Impressive!”

Lia excitedly ordered it as a bloody, sweaty dessert. Chan was taken aback when he saw us communicating in strange ways. She didn’t say anything, but she heard it all.

─As for Dick, he would never do that.

It felt like that. She said, to be honest, if it was Dick Gallery, she wouldn’t even take care of Leah. What kind of help is this guy, he’s a troublemaker who causes magic explosions. It has no political use.

“It’s f*cking delicious blood and sweat!”

It was Lia’s impression after taking a bite of the sorbet.

“Lord Bedivere was impressed!”

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“I cried!”

“It’s a restaurant, eat quietly, both of you.”

I insisted that Leah was bullying me, so I was also bullying him. She is very, very sick of infant regressive attacks like En Boja Menci and is speechless. Unlike us, she only makes fun of utensils in moderation, so she asked what he and Dick were talking about.

“From now on, I told you to discuss it with you first and then report it.”

“Are you voluntarily fighting Ain?”

“Because I lost my pair.”

“If you play without any rules, you will never win.”

“Do you judge me on what you know?”

“I just won because I paired with Ain today.”

─It was different from when I was with you.

I didn’t scratch more because my pride was a bit damaged.

“Can I give you some advice?”

“No.”

She said that she had analyzed everything, so she asked back how many times she had already seen it.

“The way you and the princess handle the sword is too messy.”

“I don’t think so.”

I’ve been playing Reddit for too long and Ain is more used to martial arts. It is our style to throw away our weapons and punch. It will be different from regular swordsmanship, but isn’t that a basis for discussing strength and weakness?

“The way you handle your weapon is wrong, so we need to fix it.”

“Kochi?”

“Yes.”

I decided to listen because it was an arrogant statement.

“Please explain.”

Then, he pointed out the distance to extend the sword and the method of retrieving it in detail. It’s true, but no matter how much I hear it, I wonder if that’s realistically possible. For example, I know stabbing is better than slashing because it allows you to keep distance from the enemy.

“But, is it more advantageous in actual combat?”

“Yes. Because you can afford to defend yourself at any time.”

─Have you ever seen someone who mainly uses stabs while rolling with reddit?

I didn’t bother to say it, but it’s the chain armor that is universally used by the bandit on the continent and the regular army. Usually, I wear a *Arqueten and put a chain on top, but cutting and shooting are efficient to penetrate this. In fact, when you roll, you often have to cut your head in the *sword wave head style, so stabbing is an action that is rarely used.

“It must be difficult to break bones with stabbing, right?”

“I know.”

“Well, you know swordsmanship better than I do.”

He said he had nothing more to say and headed to Ain’s annex. After over 15 minutes of sparring, Chan Gallery was slapped in the face and broke. It was dumbfounded because it was such a defeat that she even took off her underwear. She said it was a dogfight, with her back on the floor.

“I’m not good at this.”

I was really scolded to stop Ain from rushing to kill me.