Incompetent Academy and Failed Heroines

94 – Counterattack (6)⚝

All the way to the cathedral, I thought about what words to use to hand the saintess over to the princess. Right now, he spends money without thinking, but dedicating a few silver coins every week to the Brotherhood of Vercia was more than a luxury, it was a bluff. So she had to quickly connect a new water owner. No matter how you think about it, Rosa was like a high-cost, low-efficiency Knights.

“Ain.”

“You only see the face?”

Because he’s quick-witted, it’s annoying at times like this.

“The saint I am meeting now suffers from aphasia.”

“Aphasia?”

“I heard that it happened because I didn’t meet anyone and was engrossed in prayer every day.”

“An idiot who can’t speak properly?”

“No, it’s because I’m in a state where I can’t speak for some reason.”

─If I were you, would I want to talk to you?

I asked her again to be careful with her words in front of the saintess. The princess followed them all the way to the church without replying. When I called Francesco, he greeted me with a puzzled expression. Today is not Thursday.

“I was hurt a little. Saint Rosa, are you busy?”

There is no reservation, so just wait here.

“By the way, who is this?”

“I can see who imitated this bastard’s accent.”

─It’s already ready to bite.

“You are the only daughter of Duke Bernhard I mentioned earlier.”

“Oh, no…… Then come, Her Highness the Princess!?”

As Francesco knelt down, Ain openly began to get nervous.

“Tell me to wake up. I have no intention of getting close to a religious person, I’m just going to see the saintess.”

“You should at least say that you are joining. Isn’t that right, detective?”

“Oh yes! That’s right. Not so. This is true…… I never thought I would see royalty. Tell the priest this news too!”

Ain frowned at her and looked at the castle ·woman ·e ·da. Said cut off.

“Is that the only thought from the beginning?”

Francesco took turns looking at us, so he told us to go in first and inform the saintess. He accompanied me while rubbing his palms. Judging by the fact that his nostrils have doubled in size, the merchant seems excited at the smell of gold coins.

“Sir.”

“Oh my God, believer. I never thought I would really have such a close relationship with the princess…… As the saintess said, you are truly a hero!”

Praise Our Lady of the Commonwealth.

“That’s a crazy b*tch, so please let me meet Saint Rosa and talk to her right away.”

“That, such blasphemous!”

“You’ll know what I mean in a little while. Bring me back 10 minutes after I enter the sanctuary. I can’t wait any longer because I don’t have the patience, and I’ll be damned whether I’m barging in or rambling. We have no time to procrastinate, so we must hurry.”

He crossed himself and muttered.

“Since you said you were royalty.”

“You don’t walk, but ride a jewel carriage and even wield a golden club resembling a holy relic.”

“God, let’s pray together!”

─The Blessed Mother, help me to catch a great fish with a shabby needle.

With Francesco, we headed to the saintess’s room. Let’s open the heavy door. Maybe I fell asleep while praying, but I didn’t pretend to be popular. Unable to grasp her situation, she was like talking in a drool.

“Oh no…… Slept. Is it time for dinner?”

I called the monks, but this time I found the nuns.

“Is this the smell, hero?”

Dododo ran out barefoot, so I greeted them politely.

“Hero! Are you really a warrior?”

─You were wearing your clothes perfectly.

When I pointed that out, he nodded and repeated himself.

“Hey, I promised. For others…… Oh, I said I wouldn’t show it. If you come after talking, he will change into white underwear and be neat…… No, that’s not it…… Oh, oh, what have you come for! Hey, can I change my clothes now?”

He also sat her in front of her table while she was making a fuss and said.

“Do you remember the story of how Our Lady of Bersia faced the devil and overcame temptation on Matthew Hill?”

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“Yes, of course. Oh, it’s a story from Orlandel, but after that time, he woke up and gained holy power.”

“Keep calm.”

I listen carefully when I am told to take a slow, deep breath. Seeing that she was wearing an ordinary saintly dress made her want to help this woman all the more. Rosa is a village woman who is incompetent and has a short learning curve. Maybe she’s less intelligent than most people. However, she kept her promise to me.

“How did the Blessed Mother resist the temptation of evil then?”

“Chi, silence…… Without a word, only with her perseverance, she overcame it!”

“In a little while, such an ordeal will come.”

“Ah, the devil is in the sanctuary!”

“If you stumble on her, she lowers the fire and makes a thunderous noise. Her mouth is like a filthy asshole, and she’s talking a lot of very stinky words. Her tongue resembles hot brass and burns up anything it touches. By this point, she must be no different from the devil in the Bible.”

“That, that’s the demon king…… Heh, Hetheloth!”

“Right. I will put the saintess to the test, so don’t say anything and focus only on the treatment.”

“That, such an evil…… Why are you coming, oh, with the hero of Clie?”

“You must help me defeat it.”

To believe that you can overcome this ordeal only if you trust me completely.

“Amen!”

“I’m coming here now. Holy lady, can’t you hear those footsteps?”

“Oh, I can’t hear you!”

“Now don’t say anything. Only ah, ooh, uh. You must defeat it with these three mantras. Got it?”

“This is strange…… I’m out of my mind So this…… I don’t know why I have to do all the ah, uh, uh.”

I interrupted Rosa and knocked on the table.

“Did I just say something?”

“Ah…… Boo…… Uh uh.”

─Anyone can tell that he has aphasia because he looks so stupid.

Blurred eyes are helpful at times like this. Let’s repeat ah, uh, uh again.

“If I don’t pass this test, I can’t come back to see the saintess.”

“Oh no…… Clie’s Ah, what about the children…… Warrior, I will do well.”

“But deliver me from evil. Our Lady of Bersia and Saint Rosa.”

“Pray, pray…… Ah, ooh, uh…… !!”

I finally heard Francesco’s voice. No matter how sweaty he was, his hand that opened the door was full of strength.

“Is this b*tch a saint?”

When Rosa breathed in vain and stepped back, the princess took her stride and looked down at the saintess.

“Aphasia?”

“I will start treatment now.”

After telling her to watch from the side, she gave a signal to Rosa. She put her hands together as she said ah, ooh, uh.

“I hurt my back.”

“Ah…… Boo!”

“It just seems like a b*tch.”

“Is insulting the saintess a sin?”

“Okay, let’s start quickly.”

As she took off her jacket, Ain laughed.

“I heard you are shy in front of women?”

“Because this is for treatment.”

When I call Rosa again, she is salivating with a relaxed expression. Why did he have such a sinister face again?

“Please erase only the bruised part.”

“Oooooh…… Uh!”

Let her kneel and cling to me.

“Do you see that b*tch’s eyes?”

“Call me saintess.”

“I’ll have to wait a little longer to find out.”

“Oh, uh!”

A white light poured from Rosa’s fingertips. It was obvious that if it lasted for a long time, the bottom line would be exposed, so I had to finish it quickly. As soon as one bruise was erased, her complexion turned pale as she sweated constantly, so I spoke to Ain first.

“Stop getting out.”

“What if you don’t like it?”

“Because of you, the saintess can’t concentrate.”

People who only came to see my face in the first place say it is absurd why they glanced at my body.

“Are you tired of watching?”

“Ah…… !”

“You bastard in front of a saintess, are you really coming here to get treatment?”

Francesco knocked when he asked, “Do you know what you’re doing when you close the door?” He shaved his head, and we all heard the unclean word, so let’s wash his ears and repent. As I knelt down, Rosa joined her hands as well.

“Ah…… Oooh, uh uh…… !”

“Please hear the prayers of Our Lady’s servants.”

“Amen.”

“You religious bastards. You said you didn’t believe it, what kind of amen are you saying?”

“This is how the treatment effect goes up. If you’re not going to pray, get out of the way.”

It won’t be long before he goes outside with a very tired face. Francesco accompanies her, and he is also a seasoned merchant. She only gives her sign that she can come back with her eyes. When the princess disappeared, Rosa’s blood ran out.

“Yo, hero!”

“Not yet.”

“Ah, ooh…… Uh?”

Ain really came running. She flirts with Francesco at the door, then forces the door open and storms inside. His expression is unconcerned, as if this was his intention from the beginning. Surprised Rosa, ah, woo, uh! Let’s cast a spell to drive away demons.

“Good water. Look at me after you.”

Finally gone. Dreary year. I don’t know you She doubted it to the end and knew how to put it to the test.

“Mu, defeated…… Are you?”

“You worked hard.”

When I said that, Rosa collapsed onto the table, her arms and legs slumping, probably exhausted.

“Hey, it was hard…… It was like a real devil.”

“I have to go back right after the treatment is over.”

“Have you come…… Oh how long I’ll stand by and read the bible…… Go, I’m with you.”

“I just stopped by. Because I am sick, I think of Saint Rosa.”

It’s a very happy look when you say that there is no one to follow in terms of healing power.

“Hey hey…… That, though…… Just wait a little longer and go. Mo, see if you feel better, you have to see.”

I put on my coat because he kept scanning my body with his eyes. His complexion is a little tired, probably because he really used some strength. Rosa came closer to me and gave off a sweet smell of sweat. It was the smell of the weakest person I know.

“Didn’t I say that I wanted to know about the saintess’ past with a seal the other day?”

“Ah, ah…… Boo…… Do you remember I was curious to know all about me.”

─It seems a bit distorted though.

“If you meet me on Saturday, please tell me about your life at Clie orphanage.”

“Everything, as if you were going right away…… Do you hate being with me?”

“No. Because I am also bound by the devil. I’ll see you soon, so let’s spend time sleeping together then.”

“Then…… Go right away, don’t go. Look, I have something to show you.”

Roza swayed and brought the calendar. Hearts were drawn on all surfaces, and now it was impossible to add or subtract anything. Rather than being happy, I feel a little sloppy, so just watching, I am excited and chattering by myself.

“While eating cookies…… I kept drawing like this every time my grateful heart welled up and overflowed, and it was completely filled. Still, when the hero comes, she wants to show me how much I and Sister Irene appreciate it. This, some of this…… No, look further down.”