Incompetent Academy and Failed Heroines

92 – Counterattack (4)⚝

It was fun, so we joked around a bit more, and in the end, Kite cried. She insisted that she wasn’t a peeer, and then she was blessed alone and her eyes reddened. Trust me, I thrust my hand into her crotch and rubbed it against her, then thrust it toward me.

“Take care of it.”

“When will you and I grow up?”

“Really…… I mean no. Why don’t you believe me?”

She babbles weakly as I tap the back of her hand with her hand.

“Instead of…… From afar…… Not close.”

“I’m sorry. It was just a joke.”

─Your crime against Tyria is great.

Crying face, Kite is so ugly. She’s really ugly, so I’ll be careful next time.

“Are you trusting me?”

“I believe.”

“Smell…… Aren’t you going to take it?”

“Let’s go when we finish eating.”

─Really, I feel like I’m going to explode every time you do this.

Actually, I don’t know either. Whether or not Kite was really rude. She doesn’t even know if her hands smell like urine or not. I just know that kids don’t do that either. Dogs sniff each other’s secretions, why should we, humans, do that? Back at the dormitory, Tyria this time.

“What about my bow?”

“I don’t know.”

“You’re really bad too.”

“I’ll see what you bought and tell me.”

She laughed mischievously, so I asked for a chamber pot. She had a seizure, so she asked me if I hadn’t saved Dalgeori Po.

“So what about my dinner?”

“I forgot.”

“I knew you would get revenge this way.”

“Let’s eat now.”

“What?”

“I’ll buy it for you, so follow me. Don’t play alone.”

Let’s go down first, and it’s been a while since we came down. I just had dinner, but I asked if I was eating again and teased that I was a real wild boar, so I only ordered drinks. As she corrected the errors in the short thesis she had prepared in advance, Tyria glanced at me several times.

“Concentrating looks a little less ugly.”

“Is that so?”

“It’s because I covered my face with paper.”

I want you to smile brightly and mischievously.

“Did your cheeks go down because you laughed?”

She coughed right away and her noodles popped out of her nostrils. She sarcastically said that she could not help admiring the skill of southerners in eating pasta with their noses, and she almost got into a fight in the restaurant. After she had dinner, she started running by herself. Even if it is difficult for me, I try to run long distances at least three times a week.

Actually, it’s a mountainous terrain, so it’s a bit of a burden on my stamina. Tomorrow’s basic swordsmanship lecture will be difficult, but now Heoden’s greatest dislike was neither me nor the princess, so it was okay.

Despite Dick’s protection, the hostility towards the Chan Gallery was serious. During the last archery lecture, it was said that several rounds came out because of the classmates who sprinkled soil from below. What can I do? It’s something she has to endure.

“Today is group sparring.”

The next day, Carlson proposed a new method of sparring. The composition of the match is 5:5, and I was very curious because it would be a 20-minute contest. This is because the fights so far have always been short-term battles of around 10 minutes.

“The side with the fewest team members who have even one person incapacitated wins.”

“I have a question—hey!”

As Ain raised his hand, Carlson frowned and accepted the question.

“How do we pair up when we only have two supporters?”

“I will assign you randomly, so you guys can team up with the combat cadets.”

Soon after, the bracket was created, but the composition of the members is a bit strange.

“Good water.”

“Are you and me enemies?”

“I want to beat you to death too.”

“Isn’t it strange that me and Chan Gallery are in the same group?”

Ain nodded and clenched his fists.

“Wouldn’t it be the professor’s consideration to make sure that both of you are very behind?”

“It won’t fit.”

“I have no intention of looking after you, so I do my best. Don’t cry after being beaten by a stern bastard?”

Ain was called up first. Since it was a team match, strategy was important, but the command system seemed to have a serious problem.

“Hey pigs! Are you going to do what I tell you to do?”

You are *swearing at each other, but who will listen?

“You stupid-looking man turning his head over there! Don’t you even look in the mirror? Yes stop it! You look like a homo again! You have to attack, can’t you just look at it? No, you poor bastards. It’s more stupid than any pig’s special part! Xianang, you can’t win because you’re on the same team as these idiots. Defense now. Do you want to build up quickly? Don’t you know what electric heat is? If you don’t know, learn something! If you are not going to study, listen to me who is better than you. Shall we all be charged with disobeying orders?”

─It’s worse than the enemy.

There is no infighting like this. Opponents do not attack, just waiting for rebellion due to internal disaster.

“Do it in moderation!!”

One of the combat cadets shouted and scolded Ain. He was hit with his fist and passed out. It hit the bridge of the nose so orthodoxly that I couldn’t even get up. The princess murmured as she spat on her spittle.

“f*ck things, if you guys won’t listen, just attack!”

A real fight. In addition to the enemy’s attack, Ain’s kicking was added, and the allies broke away on their own and were defeated. After the 20th minute of the previous pitch, Carlson held his forehead and announced the end of the sparring. The princess, still alive, let out her roar and launched her final charge. She fell down after being hit in the back with her wooden sword.

“Have you seen it?”

She was proud to say she had killed seven.

“Weren’t the four allies?”

“They were all spies and weightlifters!”

“Anyway, it’s an outstanding performance in the history of Heoden.”

─It will remain as a counterexample to what you should never do.

Let’s get used to it, and he leads me and draws a picture with his finger on the floor. The analysis was completed within a short period of time, and most of the words were correct. However, if you’re this good, you’ll do it yourself. I don’t know why you’re doing this to me.

“Okay, just do it like this.”

“Yes, Your Highness.”

“Yeah, now I can talk a little bit. Are all those bastards less disciplined than you?”

“Be careful of your betrayal.”

We exchanged jokes comfortably. At the dance floor, Carlson called the group I belonged to. Everyone started booing when Chan Gallery came up. Her school uniform was stained with dirt from which it had been buried.

“Are you okay?”

Ignore it even if you come up and pretend to be an egg. If it’s a gallery family, if you see that they’re doing this even though they’re marquis, you’d have to say that Jean and Pan are leading the way. Because Dick is a collateral, he doesn’t seem to have as much authority as his immediate cousin.

“Get started.”

As Carlson’s words fell, everyone who dealt with us grabbed a handful of dirt.

“Bastards.”

I sneered and grabbed the soil in the same way. Do I have an advantage in a dog fight if I’m a stone sledgehammer?

“Hey, everyone listen. I’ll greet the soil in the front line, so you guys attack when you see an opening.”

No one responded, so I clearly conveyed it to Chan.

“You can do it too.”

─Miuna Gouna, aren’t we a pair?

I accepted the soil baptism while performing the sword dance alone. I managed to eat the dirt with my nose and mouth while covering my eyes, and it was completely dusty. Dogfighting was the answer as it was in a smoke screen with virtually no visibility.

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“Now!”

But no one helps me. I just heard the sound of one person being beaten one-sidedly, and I got out of the mound. Everyone, friend and foe, was attacking Chan Gallery. I want you to hit them all like the back of your head.

“Hey you bastards!”

I ran straight to the side where my ally was and swung his wooden sword wide and drove him away. Chan had already been hit on his shoulder and back.

“Why are you being beaten? No, you bastards! No matter how much I hate you, you guys are my mates!?”

Ain joined in and raised his voice.

“You shameless bastards, these beasts are nothing more than pig genitals, right? Is this at Heoden level!”

As I blocked the Chan gallery, a suppressed voice came from behind me.

“Get out of the way.”

“Why are you beaten?”

“Dick said this would end quickly.”

“That bastard Dick Brother! Don’t you have your own thoughts?”

Even dogs show their teeth when beaten. Are you a pet dog worse than a wolf cub?

“Do you know who your enemy is right now?”

Ain objected to Carlson. Was immediately ignored. It was their freedom to do whatever they did during the sparring. A conspiracy-theory imagination crept up inside me. Let’s face the Chan gallery again.

“What do you know about combat classes?”

“Even third-rate Reddits aren’t just beaten like this.”

An ally who has lost the will to resist. A professor who doesn’t take our side. A princess who can’t come up to the Yeonmudae. I had to deal with eight alone. Never win If it was a real battle, it would be an alternative to pretending to be dead or running away. However.

“You mean you only have to hold out for 20 minutes?”

“Vicky, you are complicating things!”

I called Ein Kamphund.

“Come on, good water!”

“Take some dirt with both hands.”

Animator smarter than me just gets on board and gives instructions.

“Take care. This is an order!”

“Chan Gallery, you take care of yourself whether you get hit or not. It could be a meat shield, but I am.”

I said it sincerely.

“Because I can’t live losing to those bastards?”

I started a sit-in by myself. The gallery where my crossbow was kicked by Ein Kamphund became a castle wall. When she begged for defense, Chan pretended to raise her sword. She swung her wooden sword in her half circle at the fast-running guys. Her crack–I couldn’t block it more than twice, so she immediately retrieved it and kicked her to dust her with dirt.

“You assholes, how many years have I been rolling with Reddit!”

─If you think you can only use your hands well, you are mistaken.

“Ain, help me!”

“Leave the right side to me!”

Understood, the two of them coughed as we sprinkled soil in succession. He attacked Chan from the left, so he slammed his claw. She flinched at the tremendous scream, so I shouted at my crazy pair as well.

“Stop! At least block it!!”

The wooden swords collided. Perhaps because he was injured, he was pushed out of the force. I jumped up from the spot and struck off the enemy’s sword. Crunchy, one of the wooden swords was broken. When I and I opened our eyes wide in surprise, Ain immediately ordered.

“Don’t be conceited! Is the right side empty?”

“Dirt!”

“It will throw a smoke screen, so do your best to avoid it!!”

Ain interrupted the enemy’s attack by scattering mounds of dirt in all directions. I also stomped my feet and raised dust. The fine particles obliterated the line of sight. Chan Gallery was being stupid, so I pulled her by the scruff of her neck.

“Because your dear cousin is not here?”

“You don’t care. I will solve it my way!”

“I’ll do it for you just for today, so next time do it yourself?”

Hu-ung, a wooden sword came in, so I cut it off and hit the body. Being cornered, I immediately shouted at Ain.

“One bastard!”

“Pull it!!”

Ain used his hand to pull the staggering guy off the stage. Seven left now. I shouted at the other seven, rolling my tongue, which had become soggy from eating dirt.

“So, who gets beaten up next?”

Cowardly bastards can’t even approach.