Incompetent Academy and Failed Heroines

90 – Counterattack (2)⚝

I went to the common kitchen where the kite was and got a lunch without stopping by. I handed over two silver coins, and he said that he made some mistakes today and will accept only one. Let’s do it with a smile, but he fawned over asking if I could walk with him instead.

“I have a lot to do.”

“It’s because I think I’m gaining too much weight.”

It really is. Now, even when I wear clothes, I can see wrinkles on my stomach and sides. It is also a problem that the already enlarged breasts are getting longer. It seems to be growing attached to something, so it’s not only more erotic than before, but it’s even vulgar.

If Mrs. Pepe found out, wouldn’t she be angry because the young lady’s body shape was messed up? Imagine complaining a bit. She’s a perverted old man. I always didn’t like how kites were treated like livestock for sacrifice.

“Half an hour or so?”

“Yes. Good!”

She was chatting and chatting, and then Kite worked on her sorely and carried her on her back for five minutes. Even though she was late, she stopped at her bath and only took a shower. The combat cadets who recognized me first moved away without a word. I only used 5L of water and came out right away.

“Eat.”

Tyria ate the snacks Kite packed without saying anything. Even though he always waits tick-tick, he has a kind heart, so he can’t throw away what someone gave him as a gift. When I looked at the drawer, it was full of junk that I couldn’t throw away.

“Tyria, today.”

“Study.”

“I’ll start with this.”

If you think you hurt Rita-senpai, tell me in detail. After explaining the end of the story, the reaction was different from what was expected.

“I knew it.”

“Why are you laughing?”

“I laughed at you!”

The corner of her mouth was curved upwards, so when I pointed it out, she got angry again. I will continue to study, saying that dating is bad. I had to complete my dissertation on public administration. When I finish this, I plan to change the subject I take on Friday. Just recently, a princess.

“Learn to ride if you are going to a tournament with me.”

“Why?”

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“There are events like horse spearing, and you can also use a horse carriage when evaluating supplies.”

“If that’s the case, Kite should learn.”

“A female would do such a good job. Do you believe in your childhood friend’s abilities?”

“Keep the line.”

“Your behavior is very feminine. You don’t have to call me a b*tch, a sow!”

It is better to obey than persuade the royal family. Even if you say that, in the end, I’ll take care of it, so I’ll just move on.

“By the way, what happened to the saintess?”

“I asked the church, but it was negative.”

“How complicated would the godmothers of orphans be?”

In fact, on the day I met Francesco and conveyed my opinion, he responded with disapproval.

“Thank you for your words.”

It is unknown whether the nuns’ department, which is reluctant to allow the saintess’ outside activities, and she has to go through cumbersome administrative procedures. She is not a cadet at the academy, but in order to participate in events such as the Iga Tournament, she must qualify as a student. In other words, one academy course has to meet the minimum qualifications to take.

“It costs 300 Luzen, so there are cost issues and it is questionable whether Saint Rosa will do well.”

—Since the other half is a saint, it must be uneasy.

I asked Francesco to convey his thoughts and handed me a box of cookies. Rosa and Irene’s were the same, but the size was twice as large. I gave him a silver coin for arranging an appointment for this week.

“Still, believer, the relationship with the Duke of Veronhardt is a good opportunity for us as well.”

Don’t expect much, but say you’ll do well.

“Why are you thinking about something else?”

Tiraa called me and got me out of my daydream. While writing a short thesis on local administration, I suddenly asked what was the most difficult thing about managing a territory in the south.

“The refugees.”

“Isn’t that what farmers are growing?”

“The South has clear borders, so it is reluctant to accept foreign members.”

As I wrote her letter in the direction of mobilizing a saint and religion as an existence to bind them, Tyria came close to me. As the scent of violets grew thicker day by day, I frowned slightly, and I frowned.

“You’re still pissed off at what I laughed at, why is a real boy so narrow-minded?”

“No.”

“Then!”

“I was frowning because I smelled perfume from you. I like the smell of violets, but they are too strong.”

Kong-al-kong-al, I got angry and started to whimper on my own, so I wrote it without saying a word.

“Southern people believe in indigenous beliefs more than religion. Didn’t you see that I was throwing up?”

At this point, the strands were caught and I wrote this down.

“The value that needs to be emphasized for displaced people due to war and famine to settle in the countryside is suffering. There are people who have lost family members in any community on the continent, so it seems best to blend them by appealing to emotional empathy. Of course, for this…… (Abridged)」

“If you write it all down, give it to me, I’ll edit it.”

“Please.”

As a Tyrian-style apology and expression of affection, I pushed the thesis. She took out red ink and edited it at will, so she took out a sealed letter from Rosa. It was two sheets.

「Hero, the cookie was delicious♡」

「I’ll serve you something delicious next time♡」

─Strange year.

I’m not being hard on this paranoid man. It was because he learned that he could fight strong-muscled people like Ein Kamphunt and Rita von Roh, but he had to be careful with weak-willed women like Kite. So.

「Saturday at 2:00, bedtime treatment.」

I wrote only the business in a dry manner and sent it. Tyria returned her dissertation. She saw that the parts pointing out the lack of evidence were recorded everywhere, so she suddenly got worried and asked if your studies were going well.

“It is none of the business of an idiot.”

I fell asleep at the same time and went to the bathroom at dawn. Judging from how long it took this time, I didn’t tease him as if it wasn’t urine. As I come up to the dormitory without a word, he pulls my hair for no reason and is grumpy.

“I didn’t hear that.”

“If you heard it, you would really die!”

In the morning Tyria couldn’t wake up, so I woke her up. While attending a lecture on herbalism as usual, Oila had an emaciated complexion. As soon as he saw me, he looked at Kite and Heden to see if we could talk for a while.

“Then, the two of us can eat together today!”

Heiden hit the ball, so I responded.

“Kite, you said you were cooking in the shared kitchen today, right?”

Since she hesitated without answering, let’s pinch her butt to notice her.

“Ah, ah…… That’s right. I just, no…… I decided to do that today!”

When I caught the wind by asking if they would make our own food if we gave them the ingredients, Kite also took notice and was delighted.

“Yes! You can do anything like that. OK, I’ll make it for you. Is it for four people?”

Then Heden said he would help too, and asked where the common kitchen was.

“I heard that men are not allowed there?”

“Right. It’s a forbidden man’s domain!”

Kite’s mouth was wide open as if he was proud of having written a difficult word for her. The conversation is over. She said after an hour she specified where to meet and when we parted, Oila brought me to a secluded place and asked.

“Is Trey really like that?”

“Specify the question.”

“So…… Is it true that you have a terrible disease?”

─That’s not true, but it’s clear that I can’t reproduce with you.

“Yes.”

“How do you know?”

“I heard it while taking a bath.”

“Maybe…… Aren’t you gay?”

Her eyes narrowed like a cat’s, so I agreed with her, saying that I had thought of that too.

“Then, no way…… ?”

After taking a look at me, I was convinced by myself. No matter how much I thought about it, I didn’t think he would do something like that with me. She lets out her sighs in rapid succession, then reproaches herself for why she is always like this.

“Why are you?”

“If I approach first, it will always fail.”

“You’re fine, but it’s strange.”

“I don’t know. Because the people I like don’t like me.”

She said she was upset and downcast, so I turned around to save her face.

“My Joe’s kite is pretty.”

“I envy you. I can feel all the boys staring at me.”

“By the way, you are in our group too, and no one compares your looks.”

I tilt my head at the thought of not being similarly pretty. He said it couldn’t be, and he said don’t joke.

“Really?”

“Anyway, I haven’t heard of that.”

“Is that so…… No matter how much I think about it, I’m not that much?”

─Absolutely not.

In order to rub against Kite, she has to be at least older than Rita, but Oila is less beautiful than Rosa.

“Let’s go. Heden will be waiting for us.”

“Is he going to hate us more if we leave early?”

She seems to have a rough idea, so she just smiles awkwardly and goes to the common kitchen. She said that Heden was stomping her foot in the women’s doorway, so she slapped him on the back. I didn’t hate this guy, so I told him honestly.

“It won’t work.”

“Who cares?”

“In Nuzhhaven, there are more than one guy like you.”

If you want to remain as friends, it’s disheartening to stop. I asked if it was painful because I couldn’t do that, so I asked if a woman would be introduced to me. Seeing who you are, this *one-sided love will end soon.

“There is a very cute girl named Leah phile.”

He’s around 140cm tall and his way of speaking is a bit strange, but it’s true that he’s cute anyway.

“Oh Demana! Why didn’t you call me?”

When Kite found me, she smiled bitterly at Heden.

“We’ve been friends for seven years. You can’t get over that overnight.”

That’s what I told you. The four of us ate lunch made by Kite. Oila exclaimed, and Heden looked more and more depressed. It made me feel strange that I was unfamiliar with the fact that my childhood friend was the woman that someone wanted so much.

“Kite, can you call Leah for me?”

After parting ways after dinner, she took her first steps to send her warning letter to Noah Syndale.

“Okay, I’ll stop by on the way.”

“You never leave your room.”

“Okay…… I will do as you ask. But until when do I stop coming out?”

Then, I asked if I could take care of the mattress in case I got into trouble in the room.

“What is that?”

“Southern mobile toilet.”

He presses my toes, saying there is nothing he can’t say.

“They called me!”

The magic bomb has descended. Kite had already evacuated to her room, 820-G, a long time ago.

“You pay for your meal.”

“Daily mercenary!”

“See that on the far right on the 8th floor over there?”

“I have good eyes too!”

I started the devil’s spell.

“Waffle, crepe, semla, meringue, soufflé, lokum!”

I’ll buy you anything, so I asked you to shoot an ice sword in that direction. Lia nodded her extended head.

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“I can’t reach it with that.”

—Huh?

“You can do something else instead!”

I must have relaxed without realizing it. I sent a letter prepared with 820-G to do as I please.

「Mama, bullying will kill you!」

Lia closed her eyes and created a ball of fire with her fingertips. Soon, her direction and projection were driven simultaneously. As a huge fireball was fired into Noah’s room, two women screamed shrilly. Leah shouted.

“Lokum!”

Looking at the performance, this is a human catapult.