Incompetent Academy and Failed Heroines

79 – Hunting (2)⚝

Kite saw me, so I pretended not to see him and looked away. Heden’s gaze at us was blatant. When the two of them left.

“What happened to Kite Heden?”

“Yes.”

“When?”

“I followed you and asked you when you weren’t there.”

“Is that the end?”

“Yes…… I said sorry.”

─If you’re halfway pretty, you have to work hard, but if you’re pretty, you don’t have to do anything.

“Because I am going to the dormitory?”

“Me too!”

“There is a place to stop for a while.”

“Where?”

“This is an obsession.”

“No. I’m curious…… Why are you hiding from me?”

“I’m going to buy a dish for my senior.”

“I want to go too.”

“You’re not feeling well, where are you going?”

“At times like this, walking helps.”

We stopped by a place that sells snail dishes together. I ordered two so as not to overdo it. When we arrived in front of the dormitory, I suddenly asked what Kite was going to do until this evening.

“Nap.”

—My God.

“When is that over?”

“Have dinner with you.”

“After that?”

“I will mend my clothes and cook in the common kitchen.”

“Common kitchen?”

It’s a place only for women. I received an assignment while listening to a lecture on manufacturing and preservation of combat rations, and I intend to do it today.

“What do you usually do in the dormitory?”

“Cross-stitch.”

“What about exercise?”

“I am still overwhelmed.”

“Are you studying?”

“I…… Not even taking me to the library.”

“You’re sleepy.”

“If it heals then…… Right now I’m not feeling well and I’m in a mess, so I can’t do it.”

“Let’s buy some active clothes.”

“I’m going to lose weight.”

“Only two used suits that fit my body type.”

“I just need to mend yours and wear it.”

“Do it yourself.”

I am delighted to stop by the common kitchen in the evening.

“This makes them look like a married couple…… What time will you come?”

“About nine.”

“Then I’ll start around seven o’clock too!”

When she returned to the dormitory, Tyria was lying on her bed, reading her book.

“Close the door.”

The tone is sharp.

“I bought you to eat.”

“Did you enjoy Fools’ Meal?”

“Well, not bad.”

She naturally pretended to ask for a fork and knife, so I asked her to eat at her desk.

“How does it taste?”

“Well, not bad for what an idiot bought me.”

“You speak really pretty.”

“Seeing you get along with idiots.”

“Is it my heart?”

“I can’t do it because I’m pathetic.”

She looks away, wipes her snails with cream, eats them, and packs up.

“Follow me.”

“Where are you going?”

“Stop talking and follow me.”

“It’s serious if you can’t go alone during the day.”

She was hit by a gray fireball. We laughed as warm steam rose from her head.

“Go to the library.”

“I’m tired. What kind of library is this?”

“I can’t stand a roommate dumber than me, so come out.”

I finish preparing myself and go out the door. Eventually, when she arrives at the library together, she hands me three books she has read.

“How can you watch all of this in one day?”

“You only need to look at what I marked.”

She went up to the reading room and sat down with Tyria. The book was reasonably understandable. However, her drowsiness pours too much. Compared to the speed at which her stamina is depleted, the speed at which she recovers is slow. It was to the point of missing Rosa’s feeble divine power.

「Don’t sleep.」

I must have fallen asleep. Tyria left a note on my desk. Nodding her head, she throws it towards me again.

「I told you not to sleep.」

She came in after getting some fresh air. I spent about three hours repeating her sleeping and waking up. I got up when it was time to eat dinner. Tyria came out after me.

“Where are you going?”

“To dinner.”

“After having a good lunch, how long until dinner?”

That’s my heart, what kind of interference like a wife.

“I heard you shouldn’t show off being close to me outside of seniors?”

“Come quickly.”

“Yes?”

“Have a light meal and come back to finish reading.”

It sets the time. It’s half past four, so be back by half past six. I was dumbfounded and speechless. Why did I have to do that, I asked quietly.

“I told you I couldn’t stand stupid roommates.”

“I can borrow a book and read it in the dormitory.”

“I’m sure it will. It’s a good thing you don’t use it as a pillow.”

“No…… I understand. See you later.”

—I wonder if Kite felt this way too?

I didn’t know when I was like that, but it’s quite annoying. I’ll try to make it better for dinner later.

“Demana, can’t you order this and that and this and that too?”

“Where did the woman who said she lost weight during the day go?”

“They say you won’t gain weight if you feel good.”

We ate together. I ate so much that I couldn’t walk, so I took a break for a while and stopped by the clothing store. She bought two pairs of second-hand jackets because she thought she could do it herself. Compared to a new one, it wasn’t even half the price, so it wasn’t burdensome.

“What are you doing for dinner?”

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“Studying in the library.”

“It’s good.”

“It’s not something you do, so what are you talking about?”

“Shall I make you something like a lunch box?”

I replied that I would be grateful if I told him that I would try it together while doing an assignment. I have often eaten Kite’s cooking. My childhood friend was sluggish, but his food was quite good. She clenched her fists.

“Yes. I will try too!”

“Go.”

“I want to follow you to the library.”

“No.”

I was soothe because I felt sore right away.

“You have to go back a long way alone. Instead, I’ll take you to the common kitchen.”

“Ah…… Really?”

“Take care of your voice.”

“Ang-ang!”

“Is this black again?”

“Ang-ang-ang-ang, Mola-a-ang!”

When he sees that no one is there, he makes jokes while giggling. Today’s kite doesn’t seem like the kite I used to know. Is it because no one noticed unlike Nutshaven? She expresses her feelings easily and often says she doesn’t like things she doesn’t like. She used to be unimaginable.

“Are you coming at nine?”

“I might be a little late.”

“No way…… I mean close the kitchen door.”

“I’ll come as soon as possible.”

“Ang-ang-ang?”

“I’ll be back in time, so just stop. It’s so manly, I can’t stand it.”

“Hey, I won!”

When I followed up to the common kitchen, there were surprisingly many users. Everyone pretends to know each other if they have a one-on-one relationship with Kite. Thank god. Because she is building her relationship in her own way.

I want to go to the library, so I ask you to study hard and become a good butler. Bear-like fox. Aegyo is all about aegyo in order to pamper me for the rest of my life. Every time he goes to the bathroom, his tail will stick out of her anus.

「Didn’t I tell you to come by 6:30?」

As soon as she arrived, Tyria rolled her eyes, so she made an excuse that she couldn’t help it because she had a schedule.

─No, why the hell am I doing this?

Suddenly, I didn’t understand all of this, so I felt a sense of backlash.

「How can I go to Velaste after studying like this?」

I put her bell on her bell, saying, “You idiot,” So I wrote her note and threw it at her.

「Is that what the sickly Lady Elonte should do?」

When I showed him a bad smile, I was suffocated by myself, *charcoal in anger.

「To a topic you don’t know about herbalism more than me?」

「Instead, you know what is good for hemorrhoids!」

He crumples up the note and throws it at me. I dodged all of them with ease. The reading room was empty today as well, so honestly, no one would have seen what we were doing. I keep throwing papers at them, so when I unfold them, the contents are all the same.

「You dumber and lazy bastard than a monkey.」

I also replied to her to scratch her insides.

「Ukiki, but we’ll take you from Velaste, right?」

It was my complete victory.

I packed my things before nine o’clock. Tyria also followed me. By the time I passed the empty path, the vitriol started. Because if you study like this, even if you go to Velaste, you won’t be able to avoid failure, and you won’t be qualified to go.

“Don’t you hate eating late-night snacks?”

“You know who by livestock!”

Since you’re going to study at the dormitory, I’m also going to fall asleep while reading herbal medicine books. The very study ghost clung to it. Like a tutor with a disease that would kill him if he didn’t progress as much as he did on the day, he parted ways while taking classes.

“Oh, it’s Pong Pong?”

─It’s a bit late.

“Hey, if I’m late, I should have gone first. What if I keep waiting foolishly?”

“Look at this. I made them all!”

Hand over two carefully wrapped lunch boxes. One is a senior.

“Are you not eating?”

“I kept eating little by little while cooking.”

“Reach out your hand.”

“Because I’m shy.”

When I forcibly pulled it, there were long cuts on my plump index finger.

“Be careful.”

“I’m still clumsy…… It’s okay now, so let go.”

“Come on, take it.”

I put two silver coins into her palm.

“Why are you giving me this?”

“The cost of labor.”

“Oh…… Then Demana. If I did this every day, would you give me this much every time?”

“I can do it once a week.”

“Kyaaak, rich man!”

“Because there is a hole for the money to come out.”

─I decided to be Dick and Chan’s chess piece.

“Later, when you become the lord, I will be the maid. You have to spend every day asking for gold coins.”

“It’s very sharp.”

“Did I even carry a knife?”

It is a kitchen knife made of wood. It’s a common kitchen, so I can’t put cutlery on it, so I guess that’s the only thing allowed. I would like to receive it with a grateful heart, so please let me know your impressions. That’s what I’m willing to do.

“Eat well.”

He smiled brightly. Kite at this time is so lovely. As much as all the menstrual crap she’s ever been will be forgiven.

“Tyria.”

When we return to the dormitory and have a late-night snack, he refuses to eat it.

“It was made by Kite, but try it out of sincerity.”

So sit down. I took a few bites and ate all of them to the end.

“Are you okay?”

“No.”

“But why did you eat it all?”

“Someone told me to eat it.”

“Oh?”

“Hey, you.”

“Yes.”

“There were a lot of seals.”

“Where are you?”

“It’s hidden, so look for it.”

“I’m dying to be childish.”

“You shouldn’t have made fun of me for that, right?”

I looked all over the room and couldn’t find it, so I looked at Tyria. He tucked her between her own thighs.

“You mean if I don’t give it out, I can just grope it?”

“Pervert. That’s all I could think of in my head.”

I pick it out and hand it over, and it smells like violets. Seeing how thick it was, I wonder if the combat group sent it as a group. When she opened it with her complex mind, her weak body heat was transmitted. However, I don’t think the recipient of this is me.

「Tray-nim, my name is Oila.」

─Is he more reckless than he looks?

「Today’s herbology lecture right next to you.」

「I don’t know if you remember, but she was a talkative kid.」

「It’s because I came across something I didn’t know well while studying.」

Notes kept coming out, so I poured them all on my desk.

“You must be getting a little tired?”

Now he realizes that they have come to him and examines them one by one. After reading all of them, he throws a page at me and asks.

“What does this mean?”

「I want to know you more.」

As soon as I saw it, I laughed out loud. He laughed as he rolled across the floor. At this point, she laughed at me saying that she was confessed to by a woman, and Tyria took responsibility as she stepped on my back. It’s all because of me, she insisted.

“Congratulations, Lady Elonte!”

When teased about her beauty that fascinated both men and women, she cried and said to solve it right away. I sent the sealed letter to the address that Oila had written.

「Oila, senpai is as*xual.」