Incompetent Academy and Failed Heroines

73 – Negotiation (4)⚝

The run that was supposed to be short ended up getting longer. We reached a place we hadn’t been to before, but the further we went into the mountains, the louder the sound of the beast. In particular, the elk’s guttural——the howling in the street became more intense, and there was no choice but to return.

“Are you late?”

“It’s because of you.”

Tyria twitched her toes on her bed, as if enjoying her timid revenge. She wasn’t in shape to study, so she spread a blanket right on the floor and lay down.

“You.”

“Deman.”

“Did you spray cologne in the shower?”

I heard that you don’t like smelly things, so you used one in the bathtub!

“To whom do you want to impress?”

For some reason, my pride was hurt. I thought about it and sprayed it, but I was being sarcastic.

“I’m going to sleep, so if you’re going to study all night, turn on the lights.”

I just fell asleep. She ran for two hours and stayed up all night on Saturdays.

Tuk-tuk-tuk–

I was sleeping and woke up to the sound of rain. However, she soon realized that she wasn’t like that.

“Deman.”

“What?”

Tyria was kicking her in the back.

“Come out.”

“What time is it?”

“Stop talking and come out.”

Then she opens the door and goes out alone like a ghost. I looked up at the sky and saw an old moon. She looks down at the dormitory and sees little light. She means it’s past midnight. Crumple up her shoes and come out.

“Follow me.”

“Where are you going?”

“Just follow me.”

For some reason, I feel resentful. At this point, I got annoyed and closed my *mout. They bought me something delicious and took me for a walk. Katabuta I didn’t want to quarrel, so I came down in silence.

“I’d like to borrow some candles.”

I bought a fire from a candle maker who was open all night on the first floor. It is in the form of paying for the amount of worn out candles you have received, so you are actually renting a light. I follow you without knowing where you are going, so I keep heading to places where people are rare. I stopped suddenly and asked where I was.

“Don’t go anywhere, stay here.”

The way he speaks is so thick.

“There are many secrets.”

“It’s all because of you!”

“Why are you angry?”

“Shut up and wait for me to come.”

He let out a deep sigh and said yes. Tyria carried her only candle and headed east. Turning her head, she saw one of her abandoned buildings with a vision she had grown accustomed to in the dark. The wind blew. It smelled of old manure. She couldn’t believe she didn’t want to use the men’s room yet, so she came all the way here.

Buck and go——

She walked up to the toilet and leaned back. Even though she didn’t want to hear it, she heard a naked voice. It is a desolate forest. Tyria lived hiding her self to the extent that she now has to come to a place no one uses. Somehow she didn’t even want to be angry.

“Hey!”

As soon as I came out, I was surprised to find myself. Her face is frowning and holding a candle, threatening.

“Why did you wait here?”

“Let’s go.”

“You!”

I want to say something, but I can’t. I can see you hesitating.

“Yeah, I heard it all.”

“A real pervert…… Trash bastard.”

I hit my back with a real candle and it went out. Even so, I couldn’t get over it, so he kept hitting me, so I got nervous and shouted.

“Know who is inside and send it alone!”

Hwijeokhwijeok I’m afraid I’m walking right after you. I came out to a place where there was light, matching my stride. If you return the candle to the candle maker, you will only be charged for the amount worn out. I ignored Tyria, whose face was still blushing, and went up to the dormitory. As soon as you close the door, you are immediately annoyed.

“I’m not eating!”

Now it’s f*cking f*cking poking his side with his fingers.

“You did!”

As I continued to accept her, I grabbed her wrist. Kyaaak, he made a sound like a girl would make, and he was even more surprised. We are all in trouble when someone hears and comes up. I said without loosening my grip.

“You really have a twisted personality.”

“It’s all because of you!”

“Aren’t you tired of holding others accountable for everything?”

In an instant, the conversation goes into the realm of logic, not emotion. I realized after fighting with Kite several times that arguing about right and wrong with a woman doesn’t help at all. The sharper the words, the more difficult reconciliation becomes.

“This wouldn’t have happened if you hadn’t forced me to only eat pheasant dishes!”

I told you to wait and say you didn’t shamelessly admit my faults, but you insisted on following me and even listened to me.

“This is really horrible…… Pervert, did you do that on purpose?”

Is this excessive self-consciousness or is it a common misunderstanding of pretty women? Irritated, I pushed her body toward the bed. She resisted as she collapsed, so I told her to be quiet. If someone wakes up, you or I will get penalty points, so we hold our breath.

“Tyria.”

“I said Trey!”

“I’m an outspoken person, and I’ve been doing kite training in Nuzhhaven, right?”

“That’s an excuse!”

─I’m really tired.

“It’s always been like that, so I don’t even know what’s wrong, and I followed you in a dark place because I was afraid that you might step wrong. It’s an abandoned building, and you never know what could happen there. I just decided that I, as a man, had to protect it in order to be safe. I don’t like this logical reasoning, but it’s absurd because I don’t know why they criticize. I should have at least lied. I didn’t hear the sound of pee peeing, and I didn’t even hear it. Why should I?”

Now I’m determined and kick. It’s violence on the bed, so it doesn’t hurt that much.

“I did it because I thought of you, but if you find fault with each and every one of these things, then you will just keep lying.”

As I took a step closer, Tyria curled up in her own body and opened her eyes wide. She then covers her face with her palms and exhales only her hot breath. She decided to give in first because she didn’t think she could be pushed further.

“I’m a bit clumsy. I don’t know women well, so please understand me too. My roommate became a woman overnight.”

I excused myself for being too inexperienced to hope for delicacy.

“I feel ashamed to death…… This is why I’m starving for dinner, but it’s all because of you. Ha…… I’m going crazy.”

─It’s okay to drive him down. You don’t know women, but you know Kite.

“My childhood friend too.”

“Don’t make excuses for others! What do I know?”

“I was afraid of walking alone at night, so I was attached as a bodyguard. There were always guys who approached me with a vicious heart. Especially pretty kids can be bad at any time. So I followed without even knowing. In any case, if something like this happens, you will regret it later. If you think I followed you with really strange intentions, I’ll be hurt too. Being poor doesn’t mean you don’t know honor.”

I also said that I am the son of a knight. Tyria didn’t answer for a long time, and she crouched down, covering her face. Ugh…… I heard a moan of pain, so I spread out my blanket and covered it.

“Take it away. Does it smell like you?”

“I’m sorry. I never thought it would hurt.”

If I had known it would be like this, I would have eaten the pheasant dish by myself, but I said I made a mistake. Her legs went numb, and she sat down on the bed and scratched her neck. Tyria put her foot out of her covers and she pushed me away.

“Best. You really have to fit me very well.”

Take a calf out of the blanket and keep attacking while saying not to move. After more than ten beatings, I was exhausted first.

“Isn’t that the worst?”

I didn’t say anything, but I’m blaming myself.

“Who?”

“Your roommate.”

“No.”

“You get so annoyed all the time and don’t admit your mistakes…… You’ll hate it and get tired of it too.”

“I’m used to being accepted. Of course, Kite is gentle, so he gets angry, but he’s complicated inside, so it’s not comfortable.”

─I don’t really get angry, but in many ways, they demand moral remorse from me.

“I can’t even go to the bathroom alone and I’m so pathetic.”

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“There is no place for anyone but you to go alone.”

“It’s really all because of you. Stand there with your hands raised against the wall.”

Do as instructed, pull up the blanket, peek at it, and cover your face again.

“You mean you didn’t eat dinner because of this?”

He just breathes without speaking. Wouldn’t it be like this if you brought the fish to the shore?

“That’s kind of silly.”

“If you are foolish, change your roommate.”

“I don’t like it?”

I’ve gotten used to it now, and my toes tingle at the thought that there’s no way someone smarter than you would come here. He kept acting like a child, so when he tried to take away the blanket, he pulled as hard as he could and resisted.

“Not now. If I keep doing this, will I really get angry?”

“Okay.”

When I covered my feet again, it became quiet.

“Tell me the next time you go out at night.”

“If you say?”

“I’ll follow you.”

“Looks like a really horny monkey…… It’s the lowest You want to hear it every time?”

“No, not like that.”

“I know…… You just pass it on I can only speak like this…… You know.”

“Yes. Skipping dinner just for that reason is a bit excessive.”

I almost fell asleep because there was no answer. If you don’t have anything more to say, I’ll lie down and sleep, so I pull my toes out of the blanket again and pinch my thighs.

“Anytime?”

“When I am here.”

“You’re not going to say you can’t do it later, right?”

“I’m not that kind of person. Keep what you say.”

If not all, but most of the time, he mumbles reciting dishes eaten in the south. I wondered what he was doing out of the blue and asked if he wanted to eat something like that. Then he pinched my bare skin with his toe.

“I don’t eat rabbits and chickens, so don’t bring them.”

“Yes, young lady.”

“Attach the seniors!”

“Yes, Tyria.”

“Seriously, why did you become roommates with this bastard?”

“When are you going to give me my blanket? I will die of sleep.”

He pulls hard and grows without me. If you keep doing that, I’ll dig in as soon as you sleep, so I’ll throw it out. I was chewy, so I responded to it. It smelled like violets and was wet with sweat. I’m using a shower cologne and just looking at me sucks.

“Don’t smell it. You bastard!”

“What about flying?”

“You just have to hold your breath!”

“It’s okay because it doesn’t smell like dirt.”

“I really hope you die! Just jump outside and go to hell!!”

When I asked if I was serious, no! And performs the Southern Curse Ritual.

“Why didn’t you become a shaman?”

“Shut up.”

“Sorry. You must have made a fortune by attracting customers with your beauty.”

I closed my eyes because I was only breathing heavily. She told Tyria that she was finally able to fall asleep.

“Good night.”

“I woke up.”

“I can’t stand it.”

“Who said you would die of confusion?”

“Wake me up when you’re angry.”

“Wake up?”

“I’ll listen.”

Tyria actually wakes me up when I fall asleep, repeating throughout the night. When she opened her eyes in the morning, she was tired as if she had been up all night. She blinked her eyes in the middle of the night, so she laughed pleasantly and teased me, whose eyes were as dark as mine.

“It looks good.”

I also responded.

“I couldn’t sleep because the futon smelled strange?”

A gray fireball materialized from her hand. She’s not a battle mage, but she’s good at it because she’s mad.