Incompetent Academy and Failed Heroines

43 – Trap (1)⚝

Saturday morning, I woke up earlier than usual and ran to the hill inside the academy. It was seven o’clock when I came back after running lightly for about two hours. As the sun rose, I went into the bath, washed my body, and returned to the dormitory.

“Are you okay?”

Tray-senpai just nodded as he lay face down on the bed. Seriously, the first time I saw her, I was shocked, but now, two days later, she seems to be better. When I told her to study in moderation, she frowned and told me not to nag.

“How strong is it that your asshole bleeds?”

“Shut up!”

“Anyway, it’s hemorrhoids, so for the time being, use two beds like this. I will use the desk.”

“I got it, stop talking. I’m really going to die of luck.”

“I’m going to have a round in the arena today. I could get it and explode, but are you going to keep being harsh like this?”

It’s a curse word while hoping that what will happen if the roommate to buy the snail disappears like this. I’m about to come out laughing, but something is thrown at me. I wanted something like a wooden doll.

“Did you curse?”

“I know everyone is like me.”

An earthenware gift given to those who go to battle in the south. There is a belief that if he wears this, the misfortune that befalls him will be transferred to the doll, so she teased him by asking if he believes in such a thing. The regions where snails are eaten are different, my eyelashes tremble.

“The patient is lying there. Also, I won’t let you see your pants soaked in blood, right?”

If I win, they will buy me a cushion for hemorrhoids, so I’ll just throw this notebook into a mug and die.

“Hey, when is the professor coming?”

Einkamphund has already arrived at the arena and is swinging his wooden sword. He was going to hit him with his fist anyway, so he wondered why he was like this, but suddenly the princess’ fighting style came to mind. We, Princess Gongnyeo, didn’t know the political party.

“Will you break it with that?”

“Of course not.”

The arena was crowded with cadets. Most of them were combat type, but rarely saw magic and support type. There was not a single administration. Seeing that they didn’t come because they were both luxurious and socialites, I wonder if there was a request from the head of the department. Political neutrality, a synonym for the self-confidence they believe in. In some ways, he was so bureaucratic that he had no intention of criticizing him.

“Now, the cost on the battle side is 35 Luzen. Our support group is 3 Luzen. A whopping 12 times difference!”

In the distance, I saw Rita-senpai carrying something like a donation box, so I waved her hand. He responds with a smile, a pretense, or a bright smile. Seeing that students are persuading and even soliciting customers, I should take care of my share.

“There is such a difference, don’t everyone have pride?”

Bewitched by her beautiful appearance, and then even instigated, everyone helplessly opens their wallets. Seeing that he is raising money even from the enemy battle side, he has good business skills. If it was kite, I would not have been able to even try.

“This completes the collection of 50 Luzen. If the battle wins, the stake is 1.5 Times, and if the support wins, it is 10 times.”

I decided to take 20% off as a commission, so in reality, you can see it as 1.2 Times and 8 times. That’s pretty big money though. Most of the guys who bet on the battle didn’t know our skills, or even if they did, they believed that the battle wouldn’t be boring. In addition to this, all the combat cadets couldn’t bet on our side even for a cause.

“It’s a lot of sh*t.”

“What?”

“Why are you doing such trivial things?”

“I need to make money.”

“I’m not a beggar, what can I do with a few rupees?”

They sarcastically say that if you bake a few baumkuchens, money will go away.

“I’m scared.”

“Me?”

“Don’t laugh at me because I need those few pennies.”

Enboza Menci arrived a little later than planned. He wanders around asking if this is an arena, then brushes his tangled hair with his fingers and looks at us.

“What are you doing, aren’t you fighting?”

Cries erupted from the battle line. Those were useless words, but they were encouraging nonetheless. Everyone on our side was silent. Then Rita-senpai, who was worse than that, clapped her hands wildly.

“It cost money, but you won’t even cheer?”

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Enboza Menci also woke up.

“Oh, I have to walk too.”

Point to the collection box and bring it. While everyone was watching, she pulled out a gold coin. It was a whopping 25 luzen. With this, the stake was 75 luzen. It was a huge amount for a first time.

“I’ll bet on the boars of Heoden over there.”

Checking her gloves, tying her bootlaces, she went up. Ein Kamphund patted me on the back and said.

“They both look like sh*t?”

“Don’t be pretentious.”

“Are you saying they’re real thugs?”

He talked about himself like someone else, so he slowly closed the distance. I swing the wooden sword a few times, but it’s not as fast as I thought. Ein Kamphund also just watches today. Do not provoke No, you don’t have to.

“Haap!”

—You’re slow.

The movement itself is neat, but I don’t feel it’s a talent. Did these cadets request a duel even though they knew that the teaching assistants were broken? I didn’t understand, and when I was alert, Ain Kamphunt threw the wooden sword on the floor.

“Are you kidding me?”

Then he threw a lion’s roar at the crowd.

“Do you think I’ve been preparing for a week to stick with these assholes!?”

Insulting Heoden’s level, she rushed out without a weapon, asking me to support her back. She seems to have an idea, just trying to defend her back so I hit her elbows with her quick kicks.

“Wow!!”

“Are these bastards real?”

As I hit her with both feet alternately, she suddenly ran towards me and shouted.

“Hold on!”

“What?”

“Become a wall!”

I bend her one knee, step on it with one foot, and then do a somersault with her on my shoulder. She lands on the other side and then kicks off her round kick. Ugh, one fell over like a scarecrow.

“I’m dying of boredom.”

The princess asked, looking at her woman.

“Should I surrender?”

Just hold her wooden sword. A military song rang out from below. Enboza Mensi thought it was an obstruction, and surrounded the smoke stand with flames. It was an enormous amount of mana. She yelled at them to fight until they both agreed.

“Hey, pig burl.”

“I know.”

“These bastards are weird.”

“Yes, my skills are terrible.”

As he stood in front to escort Ain Kamphunt, he spat out in a low voice.

“You said there were over 50 people, right?”

Let’s nod her head.

“Bastards, are you saying you’re going to kill them with your physical strength?”

“Please explain.”

“If you and I get hurt here, it means it’s over, ppagtong.”

“Then, finish it quickly.”

“Let’s break it now.”

We ran out together. When the princess dazzled me with her flamboyant feet, I hit her side with her wooden sword. It was a very one-sided massacre, hitting it with such intense intensity that fractures occurred. The upperclassmen, who had just entered the freshman, couldn’t even use the * side and were beaten and sprawled on the floor.

“These assholes. Really Heoden, all I can do is sigh!”

Ein Kamphund kicked the upperclassmen who had been stretched out. Suddenly, I feel cold.

“Wait!”

“I don’t like it?”

I was about to punch him, so I jumped over the flames and asked Enboza Menshi to clear the flame curtain. The professor looked bewildered with a startled face and extinguished all the purple flames. Before long, I saw the seniors stretched out on the floor and subjected to unilateral violence on the performance stage. Along with the firing ceremony, a rustling sound was heard. The military song sounded again.

“Stop it!”

“Damn it, do you hate it?”

─This is politics.

“If you win like this, you lose!”

“This is real again, why are you acting like a jerk again?”

I grabbed the senior by the collar and kicked at Ain Kamphunt, who had swung down. Above his head, there was a hum——a dull sound of wind cutting. The princess also jumped up, as if she had been beaten.

“Do you want to search?”

“Everyone saw it. We won!”

“Hey bastard, isn’t the promise different?”

I blocked it because I was punching it as it was. As he pushed back, slashing again and again with his arm, Enbojamensi yawned.

“There is nothing more to see.”

A huge flame rose from where the support cadets were.

“If everyone accepts the result, it will end here. What, can’t combat cadets last five minutes?”

Ein Kamphunt attacked me like crazy, but I’ve already done this twice before. Let’s keep the distance so that he can’t kick, and I’m struggling to make an opening by hitting it with my hand to see if the medicine is coming up close.

“Now, Jiwon won. If it was easy, they would fight among themselves. Seriously, how much can I take?”

I shouted at the princess.

“It’s okay because we won!”

“Bastard, are you doing this because you really want to beat me?”

“Should I break the head with an ax later? I will fight for you!”

Finally, the strength in my fists was relaxed.

“Can you explain it properly?”

“I’ll do it.”

“If you yell at me for not eating food, I will really kill you.”

“Doggy, are you okay?”

“All right.”

I looked down at the arena. The faces of the combat cadets, who were full of anticipation and support at first, were filled with deep melancholy and hostility. The two seniors stretched out on the dance floor, lay down and didn’t even get up. This is a play It must be an elaborate play someone has made up.

“Seniors.”

I reached out to the senior student who had fallen to the floor. Since there is no movement, I would like to get down on his knees and support him.

“Hey, are you crazy?”

The child Kamphunt ran wild, asking where the winner would kneel.

“We were a bit harsh.”

When I forced myself to stand up, the red-purple princess kicked my butt as she lusted after her. Finally, I sent a male senior down to Yeonmudae, and then approached a female senior. Didn’t you get hurt? He said nothing, only rolling his eyes. Ein Kamphunt couldn’t hold back his anger and kicked out the arena door.

“Can you stand up?”

“Don’t mind.”

“Since the duel is over, we are no longer enemies.”

He held out his hand, but threw it away. Still, I pulled her shirt collar to get her up. There was a big bruise on her face. No matter how you think about it, this is a trick between Jean and Pan. She’s going to do a poll.

As Chan Gallery said, neither of them are idiots. It would be fine if it was an Ain Kamphunt who didn’t have to worry about the reactions of those around him. But not me and Kite. If you win a few more times like this, you will really fall into the mud. Enboza Mensi looked at me with interest, then drew a question mark in the air.

“Please try again next week.”

Enboza Mensi finally came up to Yeonmudae.

“Is this good manners?”

If everyone accepted the result, a small cheer broke out in the arena full of briefs as they laughed at the betting money. Senior Rita, who was quick-witted, raised a collection box and shouted brightly.

“Every five who bet on support get 7 Lugens.”

Enboza Mensi was excluded from the odds because he bet late. It was thanks to senior Rita, who was worried that the dividend would be lowered to 1.5 Times, on her own. It was a clean job like a fox of the student council.