I’m The Vicious Cannon Fodder In The Book

In previous years, the birthday gifts Li Mingjin gave to Emperor Tiansheng were sent to the capital in advance.

What kind of gifts did he give Emperor Tiansheng?

Either the small objects he carved by himself, or the local delicacies he went shopping on the street. Sometimes Li Mingjin was too perfunctory, so he went straight to get a tree root, planed it by himself, changed it, and gave it to Emperor Tiansheng to get a shape. sent over.

He was actually regarded as a treasure by Emperor Tiansheng, and looked forward to his gift every day.

At that time, Li Mingjin didn't understand why Emperor Tiansheng liked his gift. Luo Shuyu went to tell him that he was angry with the taste of mountains and seas, and occasionally eating porridge and side dishes was also a delicacy in the world.

The gifts given in the next few years were all thought of by Luo Shuyu and him, and it was considered that he had tried his best to please Emperor Tiansheng, and it was no wonder that he was looking forward to Li Mingjin's congratulations now.

As soon as Li Mingjin stood up, everyone's eyes fell on him, but he wanted to know what strange things he made this year for Emperor Tiansheng.

Others are either calligraphy and painting or literary play, and Emperor Tiansheng likes them, but there are not too many new ideas, and it is inevitable that they are the same, but there is no big mistake.

Emperor Tiansheng looked forward to it.

What kind of gift will he receive today?

Li Mingjin never thought that he would still be treated like this, but the more he did, the more he felt that he was more and more important in status, and his efforts over the years were not in vain.

Li Mingjin is now more talkative than before: "Father, what I brought back is actually only a special product of Gucheng. Don't think your son is shabby when you see it later."

Emperor Tiansheng smiled, and was less patient than Li Mingjin before: "Okay, everyone else is quick and easy, you are the most verbose, let me take a look."

Li Mingjin: "Father, what are you worried about, my gift is not as precious as everyone's."

Emperor Tiansheng was impatient with him: "Hurry up."

Li Mingjin clapped his palm, and someone behind him began to bring gifts forward.

Before Tian Shengdi saw it, the people near the door let out low laughter.

More than a dozen plates were presented, each of which was a familiar crop!

Rice, wheat, red dates...

When Emperor Tiansheng saw it, what Li Mingjin meant: "The third child, what is this?"

Li Mingjin: "This is the birthday present I want to give to the emperor."

Emperor Tiansheng was very puzzled: "Tell me about it?" Soon he knew that Li Mingjin was selling his money here.

Li Mingjin didn't care about the smiles of other people at all, and what he said next would make their faces dull.

He pointed to the first plate of fresh rice that had just been pounded and said, "Father, this is new rice grown in the area south of Gucheng. It is also a new variety. The yield per mu is 300 catties."

When Tiansheng heard this, he immediately stood up and wanted the **** to bring the rice to him, but he decided to go down and take a look faster: "Is it really possible to reach 300 catties per mu?"

The place in Gucheng has less water, but it is still amazing to grow rice. I didn’t expect the output to be even more powerful than the rice in the south!

Li Mingjin said: "Yes, I don't dare to deceive the father, but this was produced last year, and this year's has not been harvested yet, so I don't know the latest production yet."

Emperor Tiansheng exclaimed: "Is there a special way?"

Li Mingjin: "Over the years, officials who are familiar with farming have developed a new method."

Emperor Tiansheng couldn't stop nodding his head. It is really surprising that rice production can increase. He used to be a person who cared about the people. Over the years, those who seized power often made him forget his original intention. Now, Li Mingjin has pulled him back to the past. A little bit of blood boiled, it is indeed the light of summer that the people can eat enough.

There are other crops left. Emperor Tiansheng asked them one by one, and Li Mingjin also answered them one by one. Everything was based on numbers. Emperor Tiansheng really listened to it. This is a very intuitive political achievement.

Everyone who was still smiling at the beginning did not dare to show the atmosphere. No matter how many bizarre literary play, they did not get a sincere smile from Emperor Tiansheng, but Li Mingjin made Emperor Tiansheng laugh with his intuitive political achievements. , emotionally charged.

Li Mingjin had the opportunity to single out this matter in the courtroom, and could win the support of the officials below, but he didn't. He put these in front of Emperor Tiansheng and gave him as a gift. Isn't that a strategy? He doesn't fight, and would rather use these to please Emperor Tiansheng than get the law to increase competition for himself in the court.

Instead, he won the heart of Emperor Tiansheng. This move is indeed high.

Li Mingjin really didn't care so much in previous years, but if Emperor Tiansheng reacts to why this year is so different, he can also come up with a reasonable explanation. He can tell Emperor Tiansheng like this: In previous years, he didn't have to submit his own clumsy information in person. Carving skills, but this year is different. When he presents gifts in front of people, he can't make his father shameless, so he can only give these gifts that he thinks are the best to Emperor Tiansheng.

As for why not send some expensive ones? It's not because he is poor!

When did he not mention in his letter to Emperor Tiansheng that Gucheng was very poor, he was so poor that he almost had no money to invite people to drink. In recent years, he received a lot of private money from Emperor Tiansheng, and all he won was Tiansheng Emperor's sympathy.

Li Mingjin has taken the road of extraordinary prosperity today, and he still maintains the path of letting Emperor Tiansheng "eat clear porridge and side dishes", and Emperor Tiansheng really likes this.

This birthday banquet of Emperor Tiansheng received nothing more in line with his mood than Li Mingjin's finale.

If the problem of food and clothing for the people can be solved, this is not only the credit of Li Mingjin, but also the political achievements of Emperor Tiansheng when he was in power in the future.

Which emperor does not want to leave a good reputation in future generations, and Emperor Tiansheng is no exception.

The dinner party was peaceful, and everyone was praising Li Mingjin's husband and wife. One had a general knowledge and the other was a gift. In comparison, they were rather tacky.

On the other hand, the fourth prince, laughing with him the whole time, felt that his smile was a little stiff.

Originally thought that his gift was outstanding enough, but he didn't expect to be compared with several common crops from Li Mingjin, but he couldn't have any dissatisfaction. If they also sent a vase, a calligraphy and painting, or even a pet, he would They can also be picky about words. Now, Li Mingjin has done a perfect job, no matter how picky, how good Gucheng is now is obvious to all, and he can't make mistakes at all, and he has directly hit the weak underbelly of the father, the fourth prince saw that Emperor Tiansheng treated him in the past Li Mingjin's harmony was all used on Li Mingjin, which was very awkward.

Although Li Mingjin was praised by Emperor Tiansheng, he did not show any pride. Fortunately, the expression on his face was not very rich. Anyone who spoke to him would only get a response of three or two words. of eloquence.

These royal children guessed that the third prince was disdainful to talk to these non-productive guys?

However, they didn't want to say more, the momentum on his body was terrible, and his eyes seemed to kill people.

The birthday banquet of Emperor Tiansheng came to a successful conclusion.

Li Mingjin and Luo Shuyu finally got a good rest after a tiring day.

When he returned to the mansion, Luo Shuyu beat his waist, and said to Li Mingjin with great regret: "It's a pity that the father did not see the figure on the screen of the fourth prince."

Li Mingjin untied the hairpin on his head for him: "Don't worry, the royal father will see it soon."

Sure enough, after they returned to the mansion, Emperor Tiansheng was too happy to sleep today, so he got up to appreciate the congratulations he received today.

The old **** beside him pointed to the embroidered figure on the screen and said, "Your Majesty, look at this lifelike figure, how beautifully embroidered it is."

His Majesty smiled and said, "I haven't seen anything, this is just a screen." However, he took a second look and saw a familiar face along the old eunuch's fingers, "Stop."

"Your Majesty, what's the matter?" The old **** looked at Emperor Tiansheng's suddenly stern face.

"Did you see that this face is very similar to the Queen's." Emperor Tiansheng pointed to the place where the old eunuch's finger stopped.

The old **** looked surprised: "This, the old slave has clumsy eyes." Of course he would not admit it.

Regardless of whether the old **** admitted what he saw, Emperor Tiansheng had a haze on his face: "Remove this screen, and don't show up in front of me in the future, what is this for the fourth child? Not happy."

The old **** didn't dare to make a sound, and hurriedly had the screen removed.

In less than an hour, the fourth prince who coaxed his son to sleep tonight heard that the screen he had sent was directly shelved by Emperor Tiansheng, and he did not pass the night. What happened?

After inquiring, I found out that there is a character whose face is very similar to the queen!

The fourth prince was in a complicated mood. Why didn't he find it when he looked at it at the time, and now he didn't see the screen, it really makes sense and couldn't tell.

I can't find a remedy now. I can only eat this suffocation. It's his own problem, and it has nothing to do with anything. This screen was prepared a long time ago. If he was more careful, at least he could Let Xiu Niang change, no one can harm him.

It seemed that he was still too confident.

However, the solution for now is that he pretends not to know about this matter, what happened in front of his father before, and what happens now.

The royal father would not blame him too much for these little things.

Li Mingjin's congratulatory gift was very popular with Emperor Tiansheng. In addition, the father and son hadn't seen each other for six years. Emperor Tiansheng authorized him to stay for a while before returning to Gucheng. Li Mingjin said that he wanted to go back to see this year's harvest. Emperor Sheng laughed that he had learned 10 percent of Concubine Mei's hobby of farming, and Li Mingjin returned to Emperor Sheng Tian with a straight face. That was because his son wanted to eat enough to eat, and it was shameful to see people with yellow skin and thin skin every day.

Finally, Emperor Tiansheng said, "You are kind."

Li Mingjin stopped talking.

With Emperor Tiansheng's charter, Li Mingjin was chartered to stay in the capital for one more month. Originally, they would return to Gucheng after coming back to live for a month, but now Emperor Tiansheng is in a good mood and is not very willing to go back to Li Mingjin.

That adds up to two months.

Li Mingjin also said that it was better to go back to Gucheng and not have to go to the morning court. Emperor Tiansheng told him to restrain his laziness and work hard in the court. Li Mingjin was reluctant to go to the court, and he didn't step on it every day. .

Emperor Tiansheng couldn't help but scold him, Li Mingjin lazily said that the habit had not changed, and he had to change it slowly.

The interaction between Emperor Tiansheng and the third prince was seen by others and kept in mind.

On the surface, Emperor Tiansheng seemed to rebuke Li Mingjin for being lazy, but in fact he was not angry at all. He even showed off the gifts his son gave to General Wei every day. General Wei said that I already knew about it, and my son also participated in it. , can I not know? You just don't know.

King ah king.

After attending Emperor Tiansheng's birthday banquet, Li Mingjin's contacts also widened, and people invite him to drink every day. However, he learned from the generals that the third prince was afraid of his daughter-in-law, so he did not dare to invite him to the flower building. , go to the restaurant to drink, listen to music, eat vegetables and brag.

After going to Gucheng for many years, Li Mingjin's alcohol intake has grown to an unpredictable level. Although he often goes out to drink, he is basically never really drunk. He pretends to be drunk when he wants to come back and hug his wife.

Li Mingjin's side is very busy, and Luo Shuyu may not be so relaxed.

First of all, he is going to attend Shen Mingyun's "new product launch conference".

It is natural to give gifts when you come to the door. Luo Shuyu chooses all the gifts that are quite satisfactory. Presumably Shen Mingyun will not care, as long as he is not told about the etiquette.

Although today's Shen Mingyun is not as respected as in his previous life, after all, he wears the hat of the fourth prince concubine, and there are not many people who come to his house, which is similar to the lively level when the prince concubine held a banquet.

As soon as Luo Shuyu arrived, someone went to report to Shen Mingyun, and Shen Mingyun dragged his chubby body out to greet him.

His feelings for Luo Shuyu were very complicated. He didn't like him, but he also hated him a little bit. Shen Mingyun wondered if he had a shaky physique and why he could tolerate him until now.

Shen Mingyun asked the system: "System, Luo Shuyu is poisonous, how can he always adhere to the dogma of feudal society."

System: "Because he is a character in the book, he is a person of this era, and he has been educated here since he was a child."

Shen Mingyun: "Every time he tells me the rules, I dislike him."

System: "Probably sometimes what you do is too detached."

Shen Mingyun doesn't love others to say him: "But what I do is to liberate the women and sons here. Their ideas need fresh blood from avant-garde people like me."

System: "Yes." It is the one who knows what it wants to do.

Back to the new product launch held by Shen Mingyun.

Sure enough, modern singing and dancing performances were brought out by him. Not only that, but also strange house dances. Luo Shuyu watched for a long time and didn't see what this house dance was. You can jump up any time.

There is everything to eat, drink, and drink. Shen Mingyun also came up with a buffet mode this time, where everyone can bring their own plates and pick up the food they want.

It is said that this is not the first time. The ladies who came to attend his press conference are all used to it, and they all put down their restraint and give themselves something to eat.

Of course, the people who came to this press conference were all wives who were familiar with Shen Mingyun. Naturally, they were towards Shen Mingyun. They were all waiting to see Luo Shuyu's joke.

Luo Shuyu knew about this pattern of Shen Mingyun in the past life, and it was not surprising that he was not hungry, but he also ordered Qingwang to bring him some snacks.

Shen Mingyun came over with a glass of fruit wine: "Cousin, are you still used to this mode?"

Today's Shen Mingyun is obviously a lot more polite, but Luo Shuyu only thinks he is doing it for face.

Luo Shuyu said: "It's okay, it's quite interesting."

Shen Mingyun: "I still have a lot of interesting things, which will open your eyes in the future. You probably haven't seen it in that small place in Gucheng."

Luo Shuyu thought that Shen Mingyun was waiting for him here, but just smiled.

He remembered that Shen Mingyun had held a similar new product launch conference in his previous life. Thinking of the season and time, he guessed: "Are you going to release an elegant fairy dress later?"

Shen Mingyun's expression froze: "How do you know."

Luo Shuyu raised her voice and asked him: "Are there only new products for women? Is there any son."

Shen Mingyun: "..." Damn, he was actually stopped.

He really didn't pay attention to the son. He has always respected women, so he only made women's clothes.

Luo Shuyu clinked glasses with him: "I hope your new products will sell well."

Shen Mingyun was choked by Luo Shuyu, so he had to use the excuse that the new product launch would start soon and slipped to the stage to prepare.

If he wants to be beautiful today, he must compare Luo Shuyu.

According to the process, Shen Mingyun brought his homemade microphone to the stage.

Just as Shen Mingyun opened his mouth, he came: "Today, the autumn is high and the air is cool, the wind is light and the clouds are light, everything is so beautiful, we are gathered here..."

Suddenly, there was a commotion on the stage.

Someone shouted: "It's not good, it's not good, the third imperial concubine passed out!"

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