I’m The King

Looking at the letter, Wu Ya suddenly giggled, causing Mei Hua to look up at him and roll his eyes. Seeing Wu Ya throwing the letter away, shouting and jumping in the room, he couldn't help but **** the dagger in annoyance. He stuck it on the table and shouted: "What do you mean? What are you doing crazy?"

Wu Ya leaped in front of him with both hands, holding Mei Hua with both hands: "Meihua, my house has land, haha, it's a full 30 acres! Although the family is a little harder now, but at the end of the year, I can finally get enough food, no I will be hungry."

"How did your family get the land? Which one of us, the land price is not cheap? Wouldn't you sell your sister?" Mei Hua suddenly jumped up in shock.

"Sell your sister!" Wu Ya was furious.

"Then where did your money come from? I know, your family is very poor." Mei Hua said in a puzzled way. "But it is also true. Although your sister is pretty, she can't sell 30 acres of land. What's the price?"

Wu Ya took out the dagger on the table in his hand, and thrust it into Mei Hua, "You're a shit, I must scratch your mouth today!"

The two had a fight, panting and stopped, and sat down on the ground. Wu Ya threw the dagger one by one and looked at Mei Hua, "Seriously, it didn't say anything in the letter, nor do I. I know how this land came from. No matter what, it’s good to have land anyway. Hey, Meihua, why don’t you read the letter?"

"Call me Meihua again, believe it or not, I tore your mouth!" Meihua was furious, but when she saw Wu Ya's nonchalant smile, she let out a long sigh, "Count the balls, you also know that I will scare you," I don’t believe it, there’s something to watch. Anyway, it’s just cursing me like a **** spout. The old man has a few sons who have a lot of work. I’m a shit, or I wouldn’t be thrown out as a soldier."

Wu Ya hesitated and smiled, "Is there anything wrong with being a soldier? Meihua. Don't collapse, I know you want to see it, but just because I can't hold it underneath, don't think I don't know, I saw it before When you believe it, your eyes are full of envy."

"What can't you get here!" Mei Hua snorted, got up and took the thick letter, and tore it casually. Only after reading a few pages, he couldn't help but said angrily: "Wu Ya of the dog day. I know How did your land come from? Dare to love it turns out to be my land!"

"Your land?" Wu Ya was startled, then nodded again, "Yes, which one of us, almost all of the land belongs to your house, by the way, how did the government sell your land to us? , Is your family arrested and sent to prison for all the crimes?"

"Can't you expect me to order it?" Mei Hua rolled his eyes and glanced at Wu Ya. "I'm too lazy to care about you." Then I read it, and it took a long time to read the thick letter. "It turned out to be such a reason, is this Wu Junshou really sinister?"

"You are a big soldier. Dare to scold Wu Junshou, don't kill you!" Wu Ya reminded him.

"This is the military camp. He Wu Ci'an is in Hejian County. I'm afraid of a fart. Is it possible that you still go to inform? Look, look, my old man finally thinks of me. He also told me to fight war carefully. Be a general and then go back to vent his anger, saying that our local county grandfather bullied my house. He thought he was slicing cabbage on the ground when he was fighting. He is not afraid that I will be cut by the opponent with a knife.

Wu Ya looked over and stared at Mei Hua: "Hey, I said Mei Hua, have you ever been afraid of war? Have you ever thought that you will die in the next moment?"

Mei Hua snorted, "You are in the battle like me. At that point, are you afraid of it? Either you hacked me to death, or I hacked you to death. I was afraid to use my ass. If you want to live, you have to kill your opponent Hacked."

"You're reasonable, but after the fight, I'm scared to death." Wu Ya shrugged, "You said that we were lucky, too. We lost half of our people. He Fatty, the pig maker, The stick, such a powerful guy, fell on the battlefield one by one, but the two of us survived."

"The two of us are recruits. Those old buddies take care of us. I don't know how many knives have been blocked for us. In the last battle, if a stick had not blocked a knife for me, how could I lose my energy and die in the hands of the palace guard. "Mei Hua is a little sad and authentic.

"Didn't you avenge him?" Wu Ya said.

"Can this be counted as equals? During this period of time, I am not allowed to leave the barracks. I will find the family members who are looking for the stick after I have settled down. The company commander said that the old brother in our company has gone, and the rest will have to Be a son."

"When the time comes, I will accompany you." Wu Ya nodded, "The one who helped us the most is Company Captain Dasha, but Company Captain Dasha is really amazing. Sometimes I think he is not human."

"Forget about these boring things, what's in your package, it should be a specialty of our hometown. Let me divide it. My old man doesn't have this thought. Hurry up, I will drool. Up."

Wu Ya stretched out the package, untied it, took out a tightly wrapped bag, and threw it to Meihua, "It's still the same, squeezing dried sweet potatoes with molasses, I'm tired of eating it, but you will never get tired of it."

"You idiot, why is Lao Tzu eating sweet potatoes? Lao Tzu is eating nostalgia." Mei Hua dismissed Wu Ya, holding a dried sweet potato in her mouth, and leaning back. Lying on the ground like this, Erlang's legs were raised, and he trembled to experience his homesickness.

But Wu Ya took out two more pairs of cloth shoes from the package, shaking the shoes and showing them in front of Mei Hua, "Have you seen it? My sister made two pairs for me."

Mei Hua took a look and said with a smirk: "It seems that your sister's needlework is really not very good. Look, the two pairs are not the same size."

"Are you dazzled?" Wu Ya sneered, putting the two pairs of shoes in front of him, and he was dumbfounded. The two pairs were really big and one small. Mei Hua laughed, sat up with a waist, snatched one of the shoes, but didn't want to see an embroidered plum blossom in these shoes, and was startled, "I said Wu Ya, this pair of your sister The shoes are not made for me, are they? Look, there is a plum blossom embroidered in it!"

"Fart!" Wu Ya snorted, "You want to be beautiful. How does my sister know the size of your feet?"

Mei Hua leaned over, "You forgot, that time I sneaked over the wall to watch your sister take a bath, but you found out and had a big fight. Afterwards, I found that my shoes were pulled at your house. Was it you? My sister looked at me at that time and left my shoes on purpose."

"Fuck you tortoise son, dare to say this!" Wu Ya jumped up all of a sudden.

"Wait a while, wait a while!" Mei Hua shook his shoes, "Is it right? We will know if we try it. Anyway, you will never wear these shoes."

Mei Hua held it in his mouth, and regardless of Wu Ya's fist hanging on his head, he took off the army boots on his feet, and when he stretched his feet, he covered the cloth shoes. They were not too big or too small, just right. , Jumped up and walked back and forth several times, looking at Wu Ya proudly, "How about it? I'll just say it was made for me. Look, it's the right size."

Where did Wu Ya stay, look at this size, and the plum blossom in the lining, could it really be made for Mei Hua?

After a few laps in his shoes, Mei Hua sat down contentedly, cross-legged, looking at Wu Ya, "I said Wu Ya, if I don’t die on the battlefield in the future, I will let you when I return to my hometown. Sister, marry me, I will marry her as a wife, okay?"

"My sister won't marry you!" Wu Ya sat angrily across from Mei Hua.

"Why? If I used to be a bastard, now I am not anymore? I saved your life on the battlefield, and you also blocked the knife for me. This is a fateful friendship, your sister. Marry me, I am afraid that I will bully her!" Mei Hua said dissatisfiedly.

"Your family is so big, you have a lot of wives and concubines, and so are your brothers. You will not be much better in the future. We are poor and small, so we must not be bullied by you!" Wu Ya hummed.

Mei Hua looked up and lowered his voice, "Should I join your family?"

Wu Ya was taken aback and stretched out his hand to touch Mei Hua's forehead, "Are you not crazy, right? We guys have nowhere to go, who would come to be a son-in-law?"

"It's so amazing to be a door-to-door son-in-law. Anyway, the old man has several sons, and I am the one who is the least effective in his heart. I just don't see and don't worry about it. Some brothers may clap their hands and cheer! One less share of property "Mei Hua said angrily.

"Let's pull it down! That's how it is said, you really want to join our family, where will your Lao Tzu's face be put? Our Wu family can't beat your Mei family."

"Speaking of it, you just don't want to marry your sister to me, do you?" Mei Hua became annoyed.

"So what?" Wu Ya sneered: "I always see you not pleasing to my eyes, right? Of course, except on the battlefield, I'm just this one sister. We may belch on the battlefield anytime, I don't want to. She is a widow!"

"If you are a dog, curse me~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Waiting for Xiao Wuzi, I became an officer this time, so I must take time off and marry your sister in. Your kid will be the life of a big soldier. , How do you stop then?"

"Then I took the knife and killed you first!"

"Haha, I married your elder sister into the door. If you kill me, your elder sister will be a widow, hahaha!" Mei Hua laughed and jumped up, wearing those cloth shoes, jumping around the house, watching Wu Ya Depressed for a while, is it true that my sister is really interesting to this little hooligan? Otherwise, how could he also make a pair of shoes for him!

The two of them calmed down. When they were thinking about their own affairs, the sound of emergency assembly bugles suddenly sounded outside, followed by Dasha Yang's loud voice: "Little boys, within a quarter of an hour, Dress neatly, stand in front of Lao Tzu, or take care of your ass!"

The two suddenly jumped up, and Yang Dasha was a good boss on the battlefield, big brother, but in normal times, he was so aggressive that he would kick him and his **** would definitely hurt for several days. (To be continued...)

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