I’m Really a Superstar

?p\u003eOn Weibo.

The statistical table on the reasons for losing the game sent by Zhang Ye became popular all over the Internet in an instant. Not only was it small, but it was also posted on forums, major forums, and major websites, and it started to be forwarded like crazy!

chatting software.

Funny celebrity group.

A-list movie star Ning Lan posted a picture in the group: Analysis of the reasons for losing sports matches, 1. Ground reasons: 1. The ground is too hard. 2. The ground is too soft...

After watching it, everyone in the group laughed!

Huo Dongfang: "Hahahahaha!"

Xiaodong: "Pfft! Who wrote it?"

Ning Lan: "What Zhang Ye just posted made me laugh so hard. I'm really convinced by his words!"

Chen Guang: "Sister Ning is also watching the battle? Hahaha!"

Some people still don’t know, “What are you watching? What’s going on?”

Fan Wenli: "Zhang Ye is getting involved with the sports world!"

Xiaodong: "Huh?"

Huo Dongfang: "Are you playing sports again this time?"

This group is full of top celebrities, either the most popular ones, or the most outstanding or oldest celebrities in the industry. Each one of them is their own master. Today is the first day of the Lunar New Year. Most of the people in the group have also been invited to the Satellite TV Spring Festival Gala stage. You can imagine how busy they are with work, but even so, Zhang Ye's meager remarks have spread in the group, not to mention other groups in other places!

This meager post spread like a virus!

Netizens from all over the country are partying together!

"Hahahahaha!"

"I watched it three times and made your mother laugh three times!"

"I can't do it anymore! Ouch!"

"Zhang Ye is really amazing!"

"Yes, if you offend him, you are damn unlucky!"

"Oh, why do I like Zhang Ye so much!"

"Teacher Zhang is showing off again!"

"Teacher Zhang's mouth,

So fucking awesome! "

"People in the sports world, please take a good look! Look at the level of Mr. Zhang's curses! Not a single curse word, not a single ugly word, this is skill! Look at you again? How do you fight? You can't stop talking for a long time. I can’t explain the whole thing clearly! I’m going to question and question it!”

"Pfft, friends upstairs, you are asking too much. Han Li, Liu Yifeng and others mostly graduated from sports schools, and some of them have not even finished school! Where is Teacher Zhang? He is an associate professor in the Chinese Department of Peking University and the Broadcasting Department of Communication University. !”

"Better than swearing? In all these years, I have never seen Zhang Ye lose!"

"Yeah, this guy really has never lost, not even once!"

"Today, Teacher Zhang Ye told everyone again and again that when it comes to swearing, as long as he is present, it will be useless for anyone else!"

——This meager joke was also taken by Zhang Ye from his earth. In this world, there are countless classic jokes that people criticize football and basketball. It is the same on Zhang Ye's earth. Just take any one. The classic among classics, such as this one, is a joke about scolding football. Zhang Ye slightly changed it and tidied it up, and the effect was amazing!

Netizens are excited!

With one go, the momentum is like a rainbow!

"Wonderful! This scolding battle is really exciting!"

"Let's go on!"

"Yes, beat up the drowned dog!"

"Let them find excuses and reasons! You can just find other things, but this time it's better. Are you using Teacher Zhang's bad singing as an excuse? Get out of here!"

"One more wave!"

"I'll use Han Li!"

"I will lead the team to defeat Liu Yifeng!"

"I'm going to scold the guy playing basketball!"

"Okay, then let's smash that badminton champion!"

"superior!"

"Fuck you!"

Seeing that the number of sailors who were attacking was twice or even three times the number before, people in the sports world were also panicked. They had been retreating steadily just now and had no power to fight back. Now, as soon as Zhang Ye's Weibo post came out, people in the sports world panicked. After hitting their weak point and giving them a fatal blow, they had no choice but to watch wave after wave of trolls on their Weibo and homepages as if they were shopping!

A bunch of people came, scolded and left!

Another wave, and it’s gone!

The first group came back and left after cursing!

Then, the second wave came back!

The scolding led to the formation of a group to spawn monsters!

Liu Yifeng was stunned!

Han Li and the table tennis team members also gritted their teeth!

——With such an organized, united, large, and cohesive team, in the field of Weibo, perhaps the only ones are Zhang Ye’s fans and the large group of trolls who support him and have nothing to do every day. !

The crowd watching also watched with gusto.

"The victory or defeat has been decided, right?"

"Haha, no suspense!"

"Is it almost over?"

"How many times have you scolded me? Are people in the sports world still standing up?"

Ning Lan is watching the battle.

Chen Guang and Fan Wenli didn't sleep either. The more they watched, the more energetic they became, and the more they watched, the more awake they became.

There are also people from the Beijing TV station, such as Chang Xiaoliang, Hu Fei, Hou Ge and Hou Di, and others. The people from the Beijing Spring Festival Gala program team have been paying attention to the battle on Weibo from the beginning. After all, this incident started because of them. Yes, Zhang Ye acted in the skit to help them save the situation. They must help, so Chang Xiaoliang and Hu Fei just posted their meager words of support for Zhang Ye, and also publicly criticized Zhang Ye for this time. He expressed his gratitude for the rescue and explained the lines of the skit. However, their meager efforts did not create any waves at all, and they were already in a state of confusion! In this regard, they could only smile bitterly. Forget it, let’s leave it to Xiao Zhang.

Ha Qiqi went into battle!

Zhang Zuo goes into battle!

Xiao Wang Wuyi and many other people on CCTV Channel 14 were already asleep, but they were woken up by a phone call from a colleague, and they all put on their clothes and turned on their computers!

Tong Fu was shocked, "Damn, is there really a fight?"

Huang Dandan shouted in the workplace chat group: "I didn't know until I was stupid! I fell asleep after watching the skit!"

Xiao Wang said angrily: "I'm here! Fuck them!"

Wu Yi laughed, "I've been waiting for you, come and support Director Zhang!"

Huang Dandan scolded: "These grandsons have gone too far! They want Teacher Zhang to apologize? Bah! Why don't you just die! Director Zhang, we are here!"

They swarmed up.

Tong Fu flooded the screen with Han Li: "Stupid!"

Huang Dandan rushed away Liu Yifeng's meager words, "Old girl!"

Wu Yi scolded: "The one I'm scolding is you, you bastard!"

Wu Yi and the others thought that they were not famous and that no one knew them, so they spoke very casually. However, in fact, they were quite famous in the industry. As peers in the field, anyone who had watched "Good" Basically, everyone knows about them, as they are the ones who watch "The Voice" and "Bite of the Tongue". This is a team that has continuously set records in ratings, ranked first in the country, and won two of the highest awards for TV programs in the industry!

A certain TV station.

A newcomer who had just joined the industry was working overtime. He looked at Wei Bo with a look of shock on his face. He turned to look at the colleague next to him who had joined the company a year earlier than him, "Brother Sun."

Brother Sun smiled, "What's wrong, Xiaochi?"

Xiaochi pointed blankly at Weibo, "This is our TV program field... the number one team?"

"Really?" Brother Sun sweated a little when he saw it, and coughed: "Ahem, it seems to be them."

Xiaochi said tactfully: "Why is it so...well, a little different from what I imagined?"

Brother Sun said: "You have just entered this circle and you don't understand the situation yet. You will know after you have been around for half a year. This team is indeed the best in the TV show team in terms of performance, but in terms of temperament and temperament, that is Quite fucked up, following Zhang Ye and swearing in the street every day, anyway, when you see them in the future, just stay away from them!"

Xiaochi: "Ah, I understand."

on Weibo.

The war of words continues!

Up to now, this is no longer called a war, because there is almost no war at all, it is completely a unilateral crushing!

There are many people who curse, but most of them have not been blocked because no one reported them at all, because the Weibo management staff is simply too busy. Today, there is a sea of ​​curses on Weibo!

The person in charge of the meager management of banning accounts and deleting posts almost cried. At 11 o'clock in the evening, he was woken up by someone in his work unit to work overtime. Looking at the scoldings, his subordinates were already dizzy from work!

"I can't take care of it anymore!"

"What, what should I do?"

"Are everyone crazy today?"

"I can't stop it!"

"They are all crazy!"

The person in charge didn't say anything, and sat in front of the computer. With deep and pleading words, he sent Zhang Ye a small private message using his internal management account, "Teacher Zhang, I'm sorry to bother you during my busy schedule. Next time, When you curse again, can you ask your fans to pay attention to your wording? Otherwise, it will be very troublesome for fans to have their accounts blocked, right? It is not easy for us to carry out our work, and you have to be considerate and considerate of us! Every time you Whenever we fight with others, we have to work overtime. Every time you fight, we have to work overtime. Our working days now have to be arranged according to you, which is very difficult for us! At least next time, you will fight with others on meager wages. When the time comes, could you give us a little notice in advance? We can... make preparations to work overtime." I sent it, and I don't know if Zhang Ye can see it or not, alas.

…

People in the sports world are losing ground!

The words Liu Yifeng and other members of the table tennis team posted on Weibo to counterattack already felt like they didn’t even know what they were talking about, and they were all going crazy!

Just when everyone thought the battle was about to end, the situation suddenly took a turn!

A leader from the Sports Committee appeared - it was the person in charge of table tennis from the Sports Committee who called the Beijing TV station!

As soon as the leaders of the Sports Commission appeared, they directly @the department responsible for censorship of radio and television on Weibo, and @three names, all of whom are leading cadres of radio and television institutions!

There is a deputy director.

There is an office manager.

There is also a director!

They should all be acquaintances of the sports committee leader!

The leader of the sports committee made a humble comment: "Today I have seen the trend of the entertainment industry. Celebrities take the lead in insulting sports, and they are still so arrogant? Isn't there anyone to take care of it?"

People in the sports world were suddenly very excited!

"Money game!"

"The money bureau is here!"

"Director Qian!"

Here comes the rescue!

And he is a heavyweight rescuer! !