I’m Really a Superstar

Chapter 888 [Three amateurs finalize the work...

Volume 1, Chapter 888 [Three amateurs finalize the work! 】

Liaoning station.

Someone from the directing team suddenly shouted: "Come and see! Something big has happened in the spring of Beijing!"

"What's wrong?" A director from Liaoning Chunwu Wan came over hurriedly.

The man said: "Teacher Qu Haiying's skits can no longer be broadcast!"

"ha?"

"what happened?"

…

Dragon TV.

The chief director was silent for a while and said, "Don't worry about it. It's not too late."

"ah?"

"What?"

“Aren’t they in the spotlight now?”

Some people still don't know why.

The chief director threw the phone with the news on it to a deputy, "They are in big trouble!"

…

There is no station in Zhejiang.

"Director Xu, is the news true?"

"It's true. I just called my friend in Jingchengtai."

"Then they're in trouble!"

"Yeah, it's already this time, where can I find someone to support the show?"

"Just in time, our biggest competitor is gone!"

…

The outside world is talking about it!

A certain lounge at Jingcheng TV Station was unusually quiet. It was supposed to be the center of the incident, but at this moment, you could probably hear a pin drop on the ground clearly.

Squeak!

The sound of a door opening broke the calm!

Dong Shanshan strode in with a look of astonishment, "What's going on?"

Zhang Ye smiled bitterly, "Close the door first, close the door first!"

"My psychological quality is low, don't scare me, Zhang'er!" Dong Shanshan closed the door, with a hint of disbelief in his tone, "Are we going to do a sketch? Should we top Teacher Qu's finale sketch? Don't be ridiculous. Can I, old classmate, even if we are classmates, we won’t be so deceptive, right?”

Yao Jiancai said: "Xiao Zhang was forced to have no choice. Even the deputy director and the chief director came over with more than ten or twenty people to ask Zhang Ye to come out!"

Dong Shanshan fainted and said, "You can't agree to that!"

Zhang Ye spread his hands and said, "I have no idea, you have to let me go!"

Dong Shanshan pulled up a chair and sat in front of Zhang Ye, "But you don't know what we are doing? I graduated from the broadcasting and hosting major, how could I have done a sketch before? I was confused, how could they suddenly Found you? Did you remember to call me too? "

Zhang Ye coughed and said, "Didn't we find an excuse for being late last time? We said we would study the sketch together."

Dong Shanshan: “…”

She looked at Yao Jiancai and said, "Teacher Yao, please comment! What is this?"

Yao Jiancai smiled and said: "That's how it is anyway. No matter what, you two have to bite the bullet and get it!"

Zhang Ye suddenly looked back at him and said, "What do you mean we two? Aren't we the three of us?"

Hearing this, Yao Jiancai almost had a heart attack, "What? Did you include me?"

Zhang Ye said: "Nonsense.

How can the two of them act in a sketch? "

Yao Jiancai fainted. He who had been just watching the fun suddenly became anxious, "Oh my God, who asked you to agree to this! Hurry up and replace me with someone else! I have never acted in a sketch before!"

Dong Shanshan listened and felt happy, "Now, here we have a variety show host, a TV drama actor and cross talk actor, a host, mathematics professor and director, and three people who are bleeding like they have a major artery punctured. I am an amateur, I don’t even have a script for my sketch, and I am about to perform the finale sketch of the Beijing Spring Festival Gala, and the time..." She glanced at her watch, "There are only fifty-eight minutes left!"

Zhang Ye nodded, "That's the fact."

Dong Shanshan looked at his old classmate helplessly, "Zhang'er, I always knew you were brave, but I really didn't expect you to be so brave! We are three cowards, do you think it's okay?"

Zhang Ye said: "It has to be okay even if it doesn't work!"

Yao Jiancai: "Alas!"

Zhang Ye calmed down and said, "Shanshan, let me ask you seriously, did you do the skit?"

Dong Shanshan hesitated for a moment and said, "I don't know either."

"Old Yao?" Zhang Ye asked.

Yao Jiancai said bitterly: "My main job is acting. If you insist on letting me do it, I won't be able to act, but I don't know what the effect will be. The key point is that I have never acted in a sketch!"

Dong Shanshan continued: "I should be about the same. I can definitely get it if I bite the bullet, but the effect... only the devil knows!"

Zhang Ye immediately said: "As long as you can get on stage!"

Dong Shanshan is speechless, "Can your request be any lower?"

Yao Jiancai said: "But where is the notebook? Where is the sketch notebook?"

The three people fell silent immediately.

Sad!

Each of the three of them is more miserable than the other!

Especially Zhang Ye, this guy is under the greatest pressure!

But suddenly, Zhang Ye, who had been thinking for a long time, suddenly slapped his thigh and said angrily: "I still don't believe it today! Why can't we do it? Why can't we do it?" Turning to Dong Shanshan Said: "Shanshan, you were the person with the best grades in our class back then. How could you not be successful in the activities and competitions organized by the school? When mentioning the three names of Dong Shanshan in our class, there were not many students from other departments who could not do it. I know! Which teacher majoring in broadcasting and hosting doesn’t give you a thumbs up? Isn’t it just a skit! I don’t believe you can’t act well!”

Dong Shanshan sighed slightly, "There's no such thing as a man who doesn't mention how brave he was back then. Well, I'll... give it a try!"

Zhang Ye looked at Yao Jiancai, "Old Yao, you have the most acting experience among them. How many years have you been filming? You have been working hard in the industry before I was born. You have played dozens of roles if not a hundred. , For example, you have played the role of father-in-law, you have played... my father-in-law, you have also played... your father-in-law, well you don't seem to have played any other roles. "

Yao Jiancai: "..."

Zhang Ye said: "But your acting skills are absolutely fine!"

Yao Jiancai glanced at him and said, "That's natural."

Zhang Ye said: "If I give you a script book now, I don't believe you can't memorize it within an hour!"

"The lines of the skit?" Yao Jiancai said confidently: "This one is short and takes less than an hour!"

Dong Shanshan also said at this time: "As for the lines, I have no problem, I still have these basic skills."

Yao Jiancai looked at Zhang Ye, "You always talk about us, what about you?"

Zhang Ye smiled slightly, "Are you talking about acting or lines? As for acting, I have also made movies." He even read many performance-related skills and experience books, and then said: "As for lines, Lao Yao, have you seen When I was doing the show, did I get the manuscript?"

Yao Jiancai: "...I almost forgot, you are the most perverted kid!"

Zhang Ye clapped his hands vigorously, "So, what's the problem now?"

Yao Jiancai also got angry, "Fuck, then go ahead!"

"Come on, life or death is up to him!" Dong Shanshan also figured it out.

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "Yes, let's show everyone this time. Three amateurs can still make a classic sketch! Let the three of us open their eyes!"

Yao Jiancai smacked his lips and said: "Still a classic sketch? It would be great to catch up on the live broadcast now!"

"That won't work. I make things, otherwise I won't do them. If I do, I'll do my best!" Zhang Ye said.

Dong Shanshan looks at him, "But where is the notebook?"

Zhang Ye said: "I'm thinking about it."

There is too little time for them now, and the requirements for sketches are extremely limited!

One: The script should be simple, and the lines should not be too complicated!

Two: There should be fewer props and be simple!

Three: There are three actors, two men and one woman.

Four: The skit should be good-looking!

Considering various conditions, fewer and fewer people can meet the requirements!

Zhang Ye's mind at the moment was filled with sketches from CCTV's Spring Festival Gala over the years in his world. Although there were many unsatisfactory cross talk sketches in the Spring Festival Gala in his world, he could carefully select the classic sketches from all over the years. If so, there are still countless hilarious classics!

Which one to choose?

That one? No, I still have to make a Scottish "culottes", there's no time!

What about that one? No way, the props are too big and it’s too late!

What about that one? Still not working, the lines of the other two are too complicated. Dong Shanshan and Yao Jiancai are not like Zhang Ye. They can only remember the lines of ordinary sketches in one hour, and nothing beyond that. Moreover, there is no one now. It’s only a few hours, but I still have to set aside a lot of time for rehearsals!

There are too few works to choose from!

It can almost be said to be rare!

Zhang Ye's forehead was sweating. He didn't have enough time. If he had been told earlier and given a few more days, he would have been able to prepare more works. But now...

I took out my phone and checked the time.

A prompt window from Weibo automatically popped up on the screen. He clicked on it by mistake and opened Weibo at once.

The first thing that caught my eye was the curse.

"Resist Zhang Ye!"

"What a bad song, it's so ugly!"

"A song made our country lose a small ball, and I was also drunk!"

"Zhang Ye is so capable of causing trouble!"

"I think the national table tennis team is right to complain. If Zhang Ye's fans hadn't put his song on the charts, our men's team championship wouldn't have been lost!"

"Support the table tennis team!"

"You have worked hard!"

"I heard that something happened to Jingcheng Chunwuwan, haha, you deserve it!"

"How dare you invite a gangster in the entertainment industry like Zhang Ye to come over and talk about cross talk? Look, you are getting retribution! Now the Spring Festival Gala in Beijing has too much to take care of! Who can put out the fire? I don't know!"

Seeing this, Zhang Ye's eyes suddenly moved!

Huh!

Got it!

Wasn't that the same sketch that was done on CCTV's Spring Festival Gala that year? ?

Thinking of this, Zhang Ye suddenly became less excited. He banged the table excitedly and immediately took a pen and paper and started writing a sketch, "Old Yao, Shanshan, I've thought of one! Come on!"

Yao Jiancai was stunned, "So fast?"

"What skit?" Dong Shanshan also came over.

Zhang Ye wrote while talking. This manuscript was not written for him to read, and he had no need at all. It was for Yao Jiancai and Dong Shanshan to memorize their lines.

One minute!

Two minutes!

Zhang Ye finished the skit from beginning to end very quickly!

After hearing this, Yao Jiancai was stunned for a moment, "This... was written by you now?"

"Yeah! A flash of inspiration!" Zhang Ye was so happy, "Hahahaha!"

Dong Shanshan suddenly stretched out his hand and patted Zhang Ye's head.

Zhang Ye was stunned, "What are you doing?"

Dong Shanshan said: "I want to see if you will show your true colors."

Zhang Ye said happily: "Hey, am I transformed into a monster?"

"Even if you're not a monster, you're almost there!" Yao Jiancai said in disbelief: "You must have written too fast!"

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "One sentence, will it work?"

Yao Jiancai laughed: "If this doesn't work, then what else can?"