I’m Really a Superstar

Reviews:

?"Hahaha!"

"Zhang Ye's singing is so bad!"

"It's just not out of tune!"

"But it's so funny!"

"Sing one more!"

"Yes, sing one more!"

"It's so rare to have Zhang Ye sing a song!"

The cross talk works of the previous CCTV Spring Festival Gala were really ugly. Many viewers who liked cross talk and language programs were not fully entertained, and could even be said to be deeply disappointed. They had even heard the cross talk performances of several other satellite TV Spring Festival Galas just now, and they were still quite good. Not satisfied and feeling bored. But Zhang Ye's cross talk today really made everyone feel happy, and the pores all over their bodies felt like they were exploding!

Coupled with the New Year atmosphere, everyone is in a great mood!

…

Home.

The third sister asked in surprise: "My brother can also sing?"

The second sister was lying on the sofa laughing so hard, "Oh... hahaha, my brother... is so funny!"

My mother smiled and said: "What kind of songs can he sing? He just hums a few times with the family."

Dad said: "It's enough to be able to sing a few lines. I'm not a professional, and I don't have to sing seriously."

…

The Spring Festival Gala in Beijing is still on the air!

Yao Jiancai asked: "No wonder you did cross talk later. With your level, you still want to be a singer?"

Zhang Ye didn't like hearing it anymore, "Hey, what's wrong with my level?"

Yao Jiancai: "What else can you sing?"

Zhang Ye said confidently: "As long as it's a song about family love, I can do it!"

Yao Jiancai shouted: "You have better hurry up. Your children have come all the way home to celebrate the New Year, and you don't even open the door for them. Why do you still have family ties?"

audience:

"Hahaha!"

"Old Yao is so kind to you!"

"What an old partner,

What a tacit understanding! "

"It's so funny! A good performance of "Going Home" has ruined it like this for you!"

Zhang Ye immediately said: "Then I will sing another song for you!"

Yao Jiancai asked: "Which song should I sing?"

Zhang Ye thought for a while and then said, "Yes, Grandma Song Hui's "Old Years"." After that, he said to the audience: "It's still the old rule, listen with your eyes closed, feel with your eyes closed - Ah, Song Hui is alive again..."

Yao Jiancai hurriedly grabbed him, "He's not dead! He's not dead either!"

The audience was in tears!

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Oh, I'll go hahaha!"

"Are you going to do such harm?"

Zhang Ye stared, "Huh? Aren't you dead?"

Yao Jiancai wiped his sweat and said, "Good guy, I'm going to kill you in such a short time!"

Audience: "Hahahahaha!"

Zhang Ye said helplessly: "Okay, then I'll start singing."

Yao Jiancai: "By the way, let me stop you again. If I remember correctly, "Chen Nian" doesn't seem to be a song about family ties?"

Zhang Ye looked at him like an idiot, "Why not?"

Yao Jiancai: "Really?"

Zhang Ye: "This song is for grandpa."

Yao Jiancai was dumbfounded, "Grandpa? No way!"

"Listen carefully." Zhang Ye sang: "Time flies like water, time flies..."

Yao Jiancai nodded, "That's the song."

Zhang Ye continued to sing, "Time flies, grandpa misses you..." and said, "Look, grandpa misses you, and she misses grandpa! Isn't this a celebration of family affection?"

Yao Jiancai fainted and said, "Why does grandpa miss you? I miss you every night, every night!"

"Pfft hahaha!"

"Grandpa misses you?"

"Why don't you grandma miss you?"

"Oh, I'm convinced by Zhang Ye!"

Zhang Ye said awkwardly: "Really? Then I remembered it wrong. I will play one more song, "Time" by Hong Hua. Everyone, please close your eyes and listen. Hong Hua..."

Yao Jiancai immediately said: "This one is alive too!"

Zhang Ye glanced at him and said, "I know."

Yao Jiancai said: "I'm afraid you'll kill someone again."

Audience: "Hahahaha!"

Zhang Ye raised his hand and said, "Music..." After waiting for a while, "Forget it if it's not available!"

Yao Jiancai: "That's all you need to say."

Zhang Ye: "Before I sing, I have to say something. I don't like Hong Hua very much. I have to criticize him next time I see him. This song is about grandma, but he actually curses people in the song!" "

Yao Jiancai was stunned: "Swearing? Where are you swearing?"

The audience was also stunned.

"Listen." Zhang Ye sang loudly: "Suddenly I remembered that when I was young, I had breasts! breasts! crutches..." The word "grandma" was bitten very hard!

Yao Jiancai: "..."

Zhang Ye immediately said: "Look, he's swearing! What do you call a nanny! It's normal for an old person to use a cane, so why is he swearing!"

audience:

"Hahahahaha!"

"Ouch, I can't take it anymore!"

"Teacher Zhang, that's enough! That's enough! Hahahaha!"

Yao Jiancai said speechlessly: "Hey, you can tell from it that this is a curse!"

Chief director Chang Xiaoliang was overjoyed!

Hu Fei, Da Fei, Brother Hou, Xiao Lu and other Zhang Ye's old colleagues at Beijing TV Station also laughed so hard that they all staggered around!

Zhang Ye asked in confusion: "What's wrong?"

Yao Jiancai waved his hand, "No problem, you should sing something else! Don't ruin other people's classics!"

Zhang Ye waved his hand: "You order it, what do you want me to sing!"

Yao Jiancai: "You are a son and a daughter, a grandpa, and a grandma. Do you have any parents?"

Zhang Ye immediately said: "It must be there! Then I will sing a song for my parents! This is my original song!"

Yao Jiancai smiled and said: "I guess it won't be much better."

Original song?

The audience's emotions had already been aroused to the highest point. At this moment, they were all looking forward to what kind of jokes Zhang Ye would come up with. The boos and cheers started one after another!

"one comes!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Look how silly you are singing this time!"

"Oh, he's so funny!"

"Listening to Zhang Ye's singing will ruin your outlook! Haha!

The audience in front of the TV were all laughing and waiting to hear what Zhang Ye would do!

Standing in front of the microphone, Zhang Ye took a deep breath.

one second……

Two seconds...

Three seconds...

Zhang Ye held up the microphone, and a not-so-perfect a cappella voice sounded, "Dear Mom and Dad."

When the audience heard this, they all started cheering!

"Ai!"

"Ai!"

"Haha, hey!"

They all agreed.

Zhang Ye: "How are you guys?"

"good!"

"good!"

"good!"

Countless responses!

The audience was laughing, and they were taking advantage of Zhang Ye!

Zhang Ye sang: "Are you busy at work now?"

"busy!"

"busy!"

"busy!"

Zhang Ye: "How are you feeling?"

"good!"

"good!"

"good!"

Suddenly, a clear guitar melody floated into the audience.

The audience was stunned, and they were all silent for a while, not knowing what happened.

Yao Jiancai also fell silent.

Zhang Ye held the microphone, slowly closed his eyes, and sang softly:

"I'm in Beijing now, and it's pretty good."

"Mom and Dad, don't worry too much."

"Although I'm not very good at talking."

"Actually, I... miss home."

At this time, Zhang Ye's own narration played on the stage.

[Actually, I am in Beijing and my life is very average]

[Not many friends]

[Not many people like me either]

Many viewers were stunned. The melody was so sudden and the narration was so sudden that everyone was caught off guard. Some people's eye circles turned red without even realizing it.

Home.

The eldest aunt said in astonishment: "This..."

Grandma's tears were rolling.

My parents stared blankly at the TV and were also stunned.

Zhang Ye opened his eyes, looked at the live broadcast camera, and sang:

"Dad, does he go to work every day?"

"If the control is not strict, then don't go."

"Have been doing revolutionary work all my life."

"It's time to take a rest."

Dad’s lips trembled.

Zhang Ye sang:

"I bought a coat for my mother."

"Don't be reluctant, put it on."

"My son was not very obedient before."

"Now you are sensible."

Zhang Ye smiled, "He has grown up."

When my mother heard this and looked at her son on TV, she couldn't hold back the tears any longer, and she cried: "Xiaoye has always been like this, shouldering everything by himself! He laughs and laughs when he encounters any trouble. Yes! He never told us! He always just said 'I'm fine'! Whatever I asked him, he always said he was fine!"

The second aunt also wiped away her tears and said, "This child has been like this since he was a child."

The sound from the side sounded again.

[Dad, Mom, I’m really fine]

[I'm fine]

[Look, I went to the Spring Festival Gala, haha, I didn’t embarrass you, did I? ]

Many people in the audience had wet eyes.

Several people in Beijing who had not seen their parents for several years were already crying.

Chang Xiaoliang's eyes turned red.

Xiao Lu cried.

Brother Hou and Da Fei also cried.

Only old colleagues like them know how difficult it has been for Zhang Ye these years! How much hardship have you suffered!

Zhang Ye sang:

"Mom and dad, take care of yourself."

"Don't worry about your son."

"I will definitely go home during the Spring Festival this year."

"alright."

"That's it."

Narrator:

[Dad, Mom]

[I am OK]

[As long as you are safe, everything is fine with me]

The guitar is still playing softly.

Zhang Ye also sang loudly.

"Sincerely, salute."

"Sincerely, that salute."

"Sincerely, salute."

"Sincerely, that salute."

Many people cried!

No one expected that Zhang Ye, a cross talk that was full of laughter and burdens from beginning to end, would actually have such a "trouble" at the end, which would hit everyone's heart!

It turns out that this is "Everything is Alright"!

Everyone finally understood the meaning of this cross talk name!

Sing it.

The song ends.

Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai bowed deeply.

Yao Jiancai saw that Zhang Ye seemed a little excited and patted his back gently.

Immediately, many spectators stood up at once!

You know, whether it is CCTV or a local station, the audience is not allowed to stand in large areas at the Spring Festival Gala live broadcast. This will affect the camera shooting and cause chaos. The staff has already written it in the audience admission instructions. And it was clearly stated.

But everyone stood up!

Ten people!

One hundred people!

Two hundred people!

Everyone is applauding Zhang Ye!

Some people were crying and clapping their hands desperately!

Bravo!

Well said, well sung, so wonderful!

This is cross talk!

This is fucking called cross talk! ! !