I’m Really a Superstar

Volume 1, Chapter 876 [Satellite TV Spring Festival Gala kicks off! 】

New Year's Day.

morning.

Netizens are still having fun.

"I've been laughing all night!"

"I even went back and looked at it again!"

"Me too, I read Teacher Zhang Ye's blog again! Hahaha!"

"Holy shit, what happened yesterday?"

"What happened? Southerners who don't watch the Spring Festival Gala are passing by."

"You guys are late, go watch Zhang Ye's Weibo and you'll understand! From the beginning to the end of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, Zhang Ye made more than a hundred paragraphs of complaints by himself! It's so exciting!"

"More than a hundred paragraphs, what kind of spirit is this!?"

"Yes, come and see! We all knelt down yesterday!"

"I just like Zhang Ye's temper! He's not pretending at all! Say whatever you want!"

"That's right. Generally speaking, for a second-tier star like him, who wouldn't be cautious in what he says? Zhang Ye is different. This guy is really fearless!"

"Improve Zhang Ye!"

"I like him so much!"

More than a hundred of Zhang Ye's rants were widely circulated on the Internet. Each joke was the crystallization of the wisdom of Spring Festival Gala netizens and joke makers on his earth. Not only have they been verified by time, many of the jokes were even made on that earth. As everyone knows, nature can also shine in this world!

Funny group.

That is, in the celebrity chat group that Zhang Ye recently joined, many celebrities are also hanging out at this time.

Dongdong, one of the members of a popular domestic group, said: "Teacher Zhang, you really dare to say anything! I watched you complain all night yesterday, and I am completely convinced!"

Zhang Ye typed: "Why don't I dare to say it?"

Dongdong: "...Okay."

A-list star Ning Lan: "Brother, you are so brave."

Fan Wenli interjected, "Haha, it's as if he wasn't bold before."

Fan Wenli's husband Chen Guang also sent a smile, "This guy has such virtues, we will never dare to say or say inappropriate things. People say them every day, but nothing happens in the end."

Ning Lan said: "Don't talk about more than a hundred paragraphs. I just complained about the Spring Festival Gala. I guess a lot of people will come to me. Next year's work schedule will definitely be reduced by one-fifth, and I may even lose followers!"

Huo Dongfang said: "So you are not Zhang Ye."

Dongdong said with a playful smile: "This is the temperament of a star. Every star has a different way of talking and doing things. What Teacher Zhang Ye can say, we definitely can't say, unless Sister Ning also wants to become a female hooligan in the entertainment industry. , Wherever you go from now on, everyone will shout and beat you?"

Ning Lan smiled and said, "Then I'd better forget it."

Zhang Ye made a winking expression and asked, "Who is the gangster?"

"puff!"

"Say it!"

Everyone was very happy.

Suddenly, a name popped up.

Zhang Yuanqi: "Hey, Zhang Ye also joined the group?"

Ning Lan smiled and said, "You are considered online."

Zhang Yuanqi: "I'm too busy during this period.

The Spring Festival Gala gave me a lot of trouble. "

Dongdong said: "Teacher Zhang has been in the group for a while, did you just know about it, Sister Zhang?"

Huo Dongfang: "Sister Zhang, long time no see."

An A-list actor said: "Hello, Sister Zhang."

A second-tier director and male singer, "Not as good as Sister Zhang."

Many celebrities who have not yet appeared have emerged.

Zhang Ye also pretended to say, "Hello, Sister Zhang."

Zhang Yuanqi greeted his friends one by one, and then said to Zhang Ye: "Are you going to the Spring Festival Gala in Beijing this year? Let's talk carefully. I'm waiting to see your cross talk."

Zhang Ye smiled and said: "Okay."

Dongdong also said: "Come on, Teacher Zhang!"

Huo Dongfang smiled and said, "Why is no one cheering for me?"

Chen Guang asked, "Lao Huo also has a show at night?"

Huo Dongfang said: "I have also been invited to the Liaoning Spring Festival Gala."

Fan Wenli smiled and said, "I am from the Hunan Spring Festival Gala, and I am already on the TV station."

Another big-name star has arrived, "I will guest star in a skit on Dragon TV's Spring Festival Gala tonight."

This is a group where almost all the big names in the entertainment industry gather. Except for some semi-retired big names, the others are all the most popular stars nowadays. Naturally, occasions like the Spring Festival Gala are definitely indispensable, and some of them have high status. Those who are lucky enough to attend the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, and those who are not able to attend the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, can also find a place in the local Taiwanese Spring Festival Gala.

Zhang Yuanqi blessed: "Come on everyone, let's have a good start in the new year!"

"OK!"

"Thank you, Sister Zhang."

"Tonight is the most intense time for shopping!"

"With more than 20 satellite TV Spring Festival Galas, how can it be less intense!"

"Let's see which channel can be better this year."

"Liaoning and Hunan still have the most hope and there are many big names."

"Beijing City TV is not bad either."

"I'm more optimistic about Dragon TV because I'm here, haha!"

…

Home.

Zhang Ye was not familiar with many of the celebrities in the funny group. It could even be said that he didn’t know them at all. He had never interacted with them at all, so he didn’t chat with them. Seeing how enthusiastic they were talking, Zhang Ye turned it off silently. Chat software, mute the phone, and throw it on the bed.

Practice some more!

Say it well this time!

Taking out a piece of A4 paper, Zhang Ye read it over and over again, then closed his eyes and started to recite it, faster and faster. Sometimes he stuttered in the middle, Zhang Ye He frowned, shook his head dissatisfied, and started over.

Again.

five times.

Ten times.

I got up at seven o'clock and worked hard until ten o'clock in the morning.

Zhang Ye still works very hard. He has been practicing this for several days. In fact, it is no problem to explain it, but he has higher requirements for himself. Since he promised Wu Zeqing, he will give a good cross talk to those people. , then he must strive for excellence and not compromise at all! This time he was going to give a good cross talk and use the things that others had always doubted about him to slap him back in the face!

Three - vulgar?

Will you curse people?

Can't get on the stage?

Okay, buddy, I will tell you this time using the traditional cross talk that you guys are best at! Do you really think I can't do your thing? Today I will follow the traditional cross talk routine and the Spring Festival Gala cross talk pattern. I can still speak better than you!

…

daytime.

The publicity competition for the Spring Festival Gala on various satellite TVs has become fierce!

Some satellite TV Spring Festival Galas adopt an online promotion model. Weibo is full of news about their Spring Festival Gala, and there is even some hype, such as which king wants to have their Spring Festival Gala again, but after a while, that king can’t show up again. , and then, and then not, to create momentum and attract attention. Some TV stations spent money on the Spring Festival Gala and bought advertising space on major forums and video websites. The ads were overwhelming. In short, everyone is showing off their talents. Everyone wants to have a good start on the first day of the new year. This is also a matter of life and death for the TV station. No one will back down!

The propaganda battle has begun, and netizens have joined in.

“Must-see Liaoning TV!”

"Which channel does Master Huo go to? Let me watch the Spring Festival Gala on that channel!"

"This year's CCTV Spring Festival Gala is so ridiculous. I am looking forward to the Satellite TV Spring Festival Gala more and more!"

“I haven’t decided which channel to watch yet!”

"Watch Dragon TV, last year they had several cross talk sketch programs that were pretty good!"

"When it comes to cross talk sketches, the first choice is the Jingcheng Spring Festival Gala."

"That's right, the Jingcheng Spring Festival Gala will have Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai this year."

"Come on, the cross talk between these two people is famous for swearing. It's full of fighting and swearing. It has to be cursed from beginning to end to be enjoyable. I also admit that Zhang Ye's cross talk is very exciting, but how will the Spring Festival Gala be broadcast?"

"Uh, it's true, Zhang Ye's cross talk can't even be broadcast, right?"

"Well, there is a difference between the evening cross talk and other cross talk."

"But Zhang Ye can choose traditional cross talk."

"How can he speak traditional cross talk? He just curses people in cross talk!"

"That's right! I just remembered it!"

"What should we do?"

"What can I do? The Spring Festival Gala is all about this routine. You spend the whole cross talk scolding this and that. There is no way they will let you go. You can't pass the review. But Zhang Ye's cross talk style is not famous for small theater cross talk. Yes, what everyone likes to see is when he curses and slaps people in the face. Who cares if he suddenly stops cursing? I guess Zhang Ye himself doesn’t know how to say it. Anyway, I have never heard Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai say anything serious. A traditional, standard cross talk work!”

"Isn't that the end?"

"When you say this, I feel guilty!"

"Yes, I was looking forward to it. Does Zhang Ye's cross talk at the Beijing Spring Festival Gala have to be well behaved? It's the same as Tang Dazhang's cross talk with more than 60 people shouting slogans at the CCTV Spring Festival Gala? Then who will watch!"

"That's really possible!"

"Then Zhang Ye might as well not go to the Spring Festival Gala!"

"I agree, it's better not to talk about such a boring traditional cross talk. It must not be the same as Tang Dazhang's "Family Reunion"! Teacher Zhang and Teacher Yao have a very high status in my heart! Don't let it be because of the last one The Spring Festival Gala ruined the perfect image in my mind!"

"Yeah, it's better not to go!"

"Traditional cross talk has already entered a downturn, and it is impossible to get out of it. Even if Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai try to talk about it, the result will be the same!"

"Let's wait and see tonight."

"Oh, I'll find out everything tonight!"

Comments are flying all over the place, especially for Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai’s cross talk work at the Beijing City Spring Festival Gala this year. Everyone is paying special attention to it, and it is even almost harsh! They are not newcomers who have just become famous, but artists who have been famous for a long time. They are famous in the field of cross talk. They even single-handedly saved the sluggish cross talk industry back then, so the public has high expectations for Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai. Yes, now everyone started to worry!

This is what Zhang Ye's fans are like.

The same goes for Zhang Ye's friends.

Even Zhang Ye's enemies are very concerned.

…

CCTV.

There was a summary meeting today. As soon as the meeting ended, everyone started chatting in twos and threes.

The people in the Spring Festival Gala program team have long wanted to scold me. They don't have a good impression of Zhang Ye. The more than 100 comments that are so heartfelt and to the point are that no one can bear it!

"This guy named Zhang, let's see what he says tonight!"

"Yes, I just listened to his cross talk, and we also complained about him!"

"This guy has the thickest skin I've ever seen! He's always been scolding in every statement, but he still has the nerve to complain about other people's shows? I'm so dizzy!"

"I'll see how he curses tonight!"

"I can't scold you anymore. There is a review process."

"If he can't scold people, then who will watch his cross talk? Haha."

Chen Ye.

Xu Yipeng.

Tang Dazhang.

Many people from CCTV, cross talk circles, and from all walks of life are waiting to see Zhang Ye's jokes today! 〖To be continued〗【】