I’m Really a Superstar

The Internet is also going crazy!

"2.98%! Your sister!"

"It's so fucking scary!"

"Before entering the comprehensive Internet era more than ten years ago, when people mainly relied on TV broadcasts for entertainment, some people could still achieve a ratings of nearly 3%. However, in the current Internet era, in this In an era when televisions are no longer a necessity for families, the only program team that can achieve this rating is Zhang Ye’s team, and the only person who can achieve this rating is Zhang Ye!"

"Cheers for Zhang Ye!"

"This is a unique miracle in history!"

"I guess other TV stations are already looking stupid!"

"Yeah, I used to think that the highest achievement of a documentary is nothing more than this, which is just breaking 2 ratings. Who would have thought that "Bite of the Tongue" shocked everyone again in the last episode. It’s already at this level, can the ratings soar again?”

"I love "Bite of the Tongue"! It's so beautiful!"

"This is the best documentary ever!"

"Is there a second season?"

"Don't end it! Watching the CCTV Documentary Channel every weekend has become a habit in my family!"

“Please make a sequel!”

"Teacher Zhang, if there is a chance in the future, let's film the second season again!"

"I can't bear to see the end of "Tongue" come to an end!"

"I can't bear to part with it either. This should be Zhang Ye's last program on CCTV. After the New Year, his contract with CCTV will expire soon."

Yao Jiancai posted on Weibo: "Congratulations to my brother on the perfect ending of the show!"

A domestic documentary director said, "'Tip of the Tongue' may be an insurmountable mountain in the history of documentaries. I wish Zhang Ye better and better in the future!"

Dong Shanshan: “Congratulations to my old classmate.”

Yu Yingyi: "Zhang Ye - the most talented guy in the history of TV series, the best director in the hosting world, the best mathematician in the directing world, the best litterateur in the mathematics world, and the best host in the literature world!"

Zhang Xia: “I wish Xiao Zhang another new high.

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Fan Wenli: “Looking forward to Mr. Zhang’s cross talk work for the Beijing Spring Festival Gala.”

The popularity of "Bite of the Tongue" has also boosted the entire industry's confidence in niche program formats such as documentaries. On the day "Bite of the Tongue" ended, many TV stations or production companies had already put documentary projects on the agenda, and some TV stations even The broadcast time has been announced. Guangxi Satellite TV will launch a documentary "Into Food" next week, Guangdong Satellite TV will release "Delicious Food in the Village" next month, and Shandong TV's heavily invested food documentary "Greed" will also start shooting, all of which are borrowing from " "China on the Bite of the Tongue" this east wind.

When "Bite of the Tongue" was still airing, they naturally wouldn't be on it, because everyone knew that no matter how they filmed it, they couldn't compete with "Bite of the Tongue" and couldn't compete with it. So when "Bite of the Tongue" was over, countless people Food documentaries have also been released one after another, and the publicity is in full swing.

Some experts call this phenomenon the post-"tip of the tongue" era.

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This morning.

Taoranting.

Wu Zeqing's family.

"Old Wu, I'm here."

"come in."

"Where are the slippers?"

"No need to change, just go in."

In the room, Wu Zeqing didn't look back. He was tinkering with a bunch of large and small packages, which looked like packaging for clothes and pants. Lao Wu is dressed at home, with black tights and a gray knitted sweater. He looks particularly soft and elegant.

Zhang Ye stepped over and asked, "What are you doing?"

"I bought clothes for you." Wu Zeqing took out one piece, threw the packaging aside, picked up the clothes, stretched them out, made a gesture to Zhang Ye, and said with a smile: "Here, try it."

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "Why did you buy me clothes again?"

Wu Zeqing said: "I'm afraid you have nothing to wear."

"I haven't worn the clothes you bought for me last time." Zhang Ye said.

Wu Zeqing said: "It's Chinese New Year and you don't buy clothes yourself. If I don't buy them for you, who will buy them for you?"

This is true. Since Zhang Ye left the entertainment industry, he has basically never been to a shopping mall. There is no way, there are too many people. Most of his clothes now are actually bought for him by Wu Zeqing. What about skin care? Lao Wu often gave him coupons, shopping cards, etc. from the radio and television side, but she didn't use them much herself. Half of the benefits of the department-level leaders from the radio and television side went into Zhang Ye's pocket. You know, Zhang Ye was once the number one person on the blacklist of the General Administration, and is now the key target of observation. If the people of the General Administration knew that Zhang Ye was enjoying all the benefits of their department-level leaders, I wonder what they would think. .

It's a bit ironic no matter how you think about it.

"Okay, let me give it a try." Zhang Ye also gave him a small box, "This is Dahongpao, a new one for you."

Wu Zeqing smiled when he heard this, "Last time you brought it to me, I didn't know what kind of tea it was. I only realized it after reading the news these days. No wonder you warned me so much last time not to give it away. It turns out It’s a famous tea from ancient times, and there are only a few mother trees left in the world? You’d better keep it for yourself, it’s a waste to give it to me.”

Zhang Ye sighed and said, "You can just drink it, you can drink whatever you want. I have plenty of it anyway. I'll give you a few kilograms of it if you want it. It doesn't matter!"

Look, this guy gives everything to others on the basis of grams, but to Lao Wu, he gives it on the basis of pounds.

This is the gap!

Zhang Ye started to try on clothes. He didn't feel embarrassed in front of Old Wu. Anyway, he was wearing autumn clothes and long trousers, so he just wore them one by one. Lao Wu was so considerate that he bought him two new sets of coats, tops, trousers, shoes, and even autumn clothes and socks.

Chatting while dressing.

"Is the show over?"

"Just finished."

"Then just wait for the New Year?"

"Hey, what? I haven't finished the cross talk for the Spring Festival Gala yet."

"Not ready yet?"

"No, I haven't thought about what to say."

"Nothing in your mind?"

"That's not true, it's just that I don't have the energy anymore."

"Why do you say you're out of energy?"

Zhang Ye explained: "In the past, when I talked about cross talk, I always relied on the breath in my heart, or anger, or resentment. When I talked about cross talk, I always wanted to curse people, either to curse the cross talk industry or to curse CCTV. Spring Festival Gala, but recently, I have finished scolding everyone and fighting all the fights. I have been searching all over the world these days, and no one has hired me. Now I don’t know what to say. The cross talk is good."

Wu Zeqing smiled, "Why do you keep thinking about fighting every day?"

Zhang Ye said: "I'm used to it. If someone recruits me, I can tell him a cross talk and scold him all day and night. I don't have anything to do now. I actually don't know how to talk anymore. The Beijing TV station also They have been urging me to do the show, and they are rehearsing for the second time. I haven’t prepared any works yet. Look." He pointed to his lips, "I have been getting angry these days and my mouth has blistered. "

"I'll put some eye ointment on you." Wu Zeqing went to the second floor and came down quickly with the medicine.

Zhang Ye continued to say to her: "I'm worried right now. Old Yao has also called me several times. My task before the Spring Festival is to write out the cross talk book for the Spring Festival Gala in Beijing."

Lao Wu squeezed some eye ointment on his finger and gently applied it to him, "I recently went online to read what some netizens said about you. Many people like your cross talk and say it relieves anger, but there are also a small number of people who don't. I like it, but I think your cross talk is too violent, and you are either fighting this person or that person."

Zhang Ye said embarrassedly: "I've always been like this."

Wu Zeqing looked at him and smiled: "I've always wanted to ask you, wouldn't you be able to do cross talk if you didn't curse people? I really don't believe it."

"Of course I can." Zhang Ye said without thinking.

Wu Zeqing said: "So, why can't you say it properly?"

"Say it well?" Zhang Ye blinked.

Wu Zeqing twisted up the eye ointment and said with a smile, "Let them all see that Zhang Ye can still speak well in cross talk even if he doesn't curse!"

Zhang Ye was silent and thought for a full minute. He suddenly slapped his thigh and said loudly: "Okay! Listen to you! I'll show these people this time! Let the cross talk world take notice! You can't say it without me crosstalk!"

Wu Zeqing smiled and said, "Do you have the fighting spirit?"

"Yes!"

"Are you energetic?"

"Yes! I've thought about what to say!"

Having said that, Zhang Ye had already picked up his cell phone and made the first call to Yao Jiancai.

Beep, got through.

Yao Jiancai's voice came out, "Zhang'er, what's wrong?"

Zhang Ye smiled and said: "Old Yao, I've thought about it! Let's talk about the cross talk at the Spring Festival Gala in Beijing this time! Let them open their eyes by criticizing the current ills!"

Yao Jiancai was stunned, "Say it well?"

Zhang Ye said: "Yes!"

Yao Jiancai questioned: "Can you do it?"

Zhang Ye fainted, "Why can't I do this? Do you think I can just curse and slap people in the face during cross talk?" Mobile users please visit

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