I’m Really a Superstar

It's almost time to get off work.

p\u003eSomeone in CCTV's financial department has turned off their computers and started packing their things to go home.

"Sister Wang, are you going to Sanlitun tonight?"

"Come on, I drank too much that day, so I won't go."

"Xiao Liu, why are you going after get off work?"

"Me? Haha, what can I do? Just go home and eat. My boyfriend has prepared a meal and is waiting for me. I won't participate in any activities today. Let's wait for another day."

"Your boyfriend is really kind to you."

"That's because he doesn't dare to say anything wrong when I say something."

Xiao Liu was talking to his colleagues when an uninvited guest came in from outside.

Zhang Ye walked in slowly, not in a hurry and looking very casual. Zhang Ye knew very well why the salary was suspended this time. A salary of several thousand yuan? CCTV One is not short of this little money, and Zhang Ye is not short of this little money. CCTV One is beating him in this way, giving him a warning, or a threat is more appropriate. Thinking of this, Zhang Ye's heart Sneer, brother, if I take your threats, I won’t be in the entertainment industry until everyone screams for beating me!

play with me?

Okay, I'll accompany you!

"Who is in charge of CCTV's salary system?" Zhang Ye asked.

Finance people are all stunned.

"Huh?"

"Director Zhang?"

"CCTV? Xiao Liu is in charge, right?"

Everyone was a little surprised that Zhang Ye was here, and someone pointed out Xiao Liu to him, a pretty good-looking girl in her twenties.

Xiao Liugang was still chatting and laughing with everyone. When she saw Zhang Ye, she frowned, her face turned cold, and she said indifferently: "What's the matter?"

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "Are you responsible?"

Xiao Liu said: "It's me, what's wrong?"

Zhang Ye nodded, "My salary,

Are you ready to send it? "

"Ah?" Sister Wang over there was amused, "Director Zhang, are you kidding me? The salary package for CCTV has been prepared a long time ago. It will arrive at two or three o'clock this afternoon. How can it not be paid?"

An accountant next to him also said: "Yes, they have all been distributed. The second and third sets have also arrived over there."

Zhang Ye shrugged his shoulders, "That's strange. The entire CCTV has paid their salaries, but I'm the only one who doesn't get paid as a co-author? Or is it being deducted? It's okay. If it's not paid or is deducted, let me know. Just let me know what the reason is, right?"

Xiao Liu said coldly: "I've already sent it out."

Zhang Ye said: "But I didn't."

Xiao Liu shook his head, "Then I don't know."

"Is that the end of it if you don't know?" Zhang Ye said happily, "You did a really good job. Okay, if you don't know, then you can check for me and find out where my salary went."

Xiao Liu refused directly, looked at his watch and said, "It's time to get off work now. If you have any questions, please come back and ask tomorrow."

Sister Wang frowned and said, "Xiao Liu, what are you doing checking for Teacher Zhang?"

At this time, a young man next to Sister Wang pulled Sister Wang and winked, mouthing, not knowing what he meant. When Sister Wang and several financial people saw it, they were also moved, and then they realized that there might be something fishy inside, so they remained silent.

Zhang Ye said, "I'm a quick-tempered person. I can't wait for tomorrow."

Xiao Liu said angrily: "I have to get off work."

"There are still five minutes left." Zhang Ye said, "Is your watch inaccurate?"

Xiao Liu took a deep breath and said firmly: "Okay, even if it is during working hours, I will tell you clearly that all the wages that should be paid have been paid, and no one is missing. I can't help you if you insist that you haven't received it. , maybe you didn’t turn on the mobile phone reminder, or you checked the wrong bank card, the problem is definitely not from my side."

Zhang Ye said: "Okay, then you can find out where the problem is."

Xiao Liu shook his head, "I can't check it here, and I don't have the right to check it for you alone. This doesn't comply with the procedures. You can check the work situation yourself. If the salary really doesn't arrive, we can do it here. Check, but you need to provide proof."

Zhang Ye smiled, "What proof?"

Xiao Liu said: "First, you need to go to the bank to open a salary statement and ask the bank to prove that your salary this month has not arrived. Second, if it is opened, you must also open a bank account to prove that it is yours." A set of salary card account documents are reserved at CCTV. After issuing these certificates, give them to me and I will report them to you. If there are no problems, I can check them here for you."

Zhang Ye laughed and said, "You haven't paid me my salary, so you still need me to prove it?"

Xiao Liu said calmly: "If you don't prove it, we can't investigate it for you."

"Okay, I can go and issue a certificate, but the premise is..." Zhang Ye had always had a smiling expression, but at this time, his expression suddenly changed, and he touched the table in front of Xiao Liu. , made a loud noise, startling Xiao Liu, "You first prove to me what qualifications you have to let me prove that my salary has not been paid and that my bank card is my bank card!"

These words were like a tongue twister, Zhang Ye threw the question back!

Xiao Liu was stunned, "I'm in finance. I said I need proof."

Zhang Ye stared at her and said, "What proof do you have? If you need to prove it, others will have to prove it to you!"

Xiao Liu was stunned. He chewed for a long time before he understood what the other party meant, and loudly said: "I am an employee here! Who has the final say if I don't count!"

Zhang Ye said: "How do you prove that you are a financial professional?"

"Everyone can prove it!" Xiao Liu argued with him, "Why am I not in finance?"

Zhang Ye said: "Then you have to prove to me that you are a financial staff member before I can issue a certificate for you!"

Xiao Liu said angrily: "Old Wang!"

A middle-aged man said, "Xiao Liu is indeed in finance."

Zhang Ye looked at the middle-aged man with a sneer, "How do you prove it? Also, do you have any proof that you can prove that she is financially responsible?"

The middle-aged man was also confused, "Huh?"

Can I prove that she is financially qualified?

How the hell can I prove it?

Xiao Liu angrily slapped his work permit on the table, "This is my work permit!"

"How do you prove that this so-called work permit of yours is the work permit of CCTV Finance?" Zhang Ye asked.

Xiao Liu shouted: "This is a unified work permit! I don't need proof!"

Zhang Ye asked back, "Then how do you prove that the person in the photo is you?"

Xiao Liu was stunned, "This is me!"

Zhang Ye: "How do you prove it?"

Xiao Liu: "This is who I am!"

Zhang Ye: "How do you prove that you are who you are?"

Xiao Liu's face turned green with anger, "I was born to my parents! If I'm not myself, am I someone else?"

Zhang Ye looked at her and said, "How do you prove that your mother is your mother?"

Xiao Liu almost vomited blood!

Zhang Ye continued: "How do you prove that your father is your father? How do you prove that your grandma is your grandma? How do you prove that your uncle is your uncle?"

Xiao Liu gasped and pointed at Zhang Ye angrily: "You! You are swearing!"

Zhang Ye spread his hands and said, "Who am I scolding? I asked you to prove it! You show me all these certificates, and I will issue the certificate according to your request!"

Xiao Liu: "You..."

"Take it out? What's the ink on it?" Zhang Ye stared at her for a while, then suddenly slammed the table, sending all the notebooks and pens on the table flying, and shouted: "You don't even think your mother is your mother?" You can’t even prove it yourself! Why the hell do you ask me to prove to you that my salary card is my salary card?”

This tongue-twisting rhetorical question got everyone involved!

Xiao Liu held a breath in his chest, and suddenly it exploded. Tears welled up in his eyes. Zhang Ye actually told him that he was crying, so he slapped the table on the table and began to cry!

Zhang Ye glanced at him and didn't continue to argue with her. He straightened his sleeves and strolled away as he came, walking very leisurely and leisurely. It seems that he did not come here this time to find out why the wages were not paid. It seems that he did not come to urge the finance department to pay wages quickly, but came to hurt others and cause trouble. Now that the purpose was achieved, Zhang Ye raised his butt and jumped. That's called A dashing one!

He is so cool!

But a group of people from the finance department were left dumbfounded!

In a department like theirs, sometimes they often encounter things that they have to shirk, and they have to do Tai Chi? They have also used this trick relatively easily, everyone can do it, but today, Zhang Ye really taught them After a lesson, listening to Zhang Ye's crackling mouth proving this and that one after another, they felt really dumbfounded. There were already ten thousand grass mud horses galloping past in their hearts. Zhang Ye actually used their usual moves intact. Returned to them with great force! The financial people are also confused!

Xiao Liu is also a very eloquent person in their financial department. This time, it was probably CCTV One who had greeted Xiao Liu and deliberately targeted Zhang Ye. In the end, it was only a short one-minute confrontation. In just one round of confrontation, Xiao Liu, the vanguard, was made to cry by Zhang Ye! Even the opponent was defeated without even using any curse words! You don’t even have the strength to reply!

What the hell are you talking about?

Is this the famous Zhang Ye?

Is this the most talkative host in the country? ?

The people in CCTV's financial department were staring with fear. It was the first time they had seen Zhang Ye's talkative power face to face today! They knew that the other party was being messy, but they couldn't refute it, because the other party refuted them according to their logic, proving that Zhang Ye's salary card was Zhang Ye's salary card? In fact, this matter can be found as soon as the system is checked, and it does not take ten seconds, but Xiao Liu insists on Zhang Ye proving it himself, so Zhang Ye now pushes back all the questions and asks Xiao Liu to prove that Xiao Liu is Xiao Liu. How can Xiao Liu prove this? ?

This time we encountered a tough situation!

With this fighting power, everyone in their entire office area combined could probably not beat him!