I’m Really a Superstar

Zhang Ye modestly asked the question. [For more exciting novels, please visit]

The first question: composition.

The topics are as follows:

A young man was wandering on the beach, feeling unhappy.

"What can't you think about?" asked an old man.

The young man said that he worked hard but was not recognized or respected.

"Look." The old man picked up a grain of sand and threw it away. "Can you find it?"

The young man smiled bitterly and shook his head.

"Then I still have a pearl." The old man took out a huge pearl, weighed it, and threw it on the beach. "It's not hard to find, right? If you become a pearl, no one will ignore you anymore."

Zhang Ye typed the title line by line.

Many netizens smiled slightly when they saw this.

"too easy!"

"This time the topic is very traditional."

"This essay question is not bad. This is the first time I have heard this short story. It seems simple, but it is quite philosophical. Even if this question is used as a college entrance examination question this year, it is also very good. The thinking is clear, so that candidates can understand this question. Reflect and extend the story, and write an essay around your own value and social respect. You can start from the point of pearls and sand, or you can start from the point of hard work and..."

Netizens were giving advice on Jiangshandi’s analysis when the next question suddenly came up unexpectedly.

——If I become a pearl, no one will ignore me? That makes sense. The young man thought for a moment, then picked up the pearl and ran away! Topic requirements: Please write an essay with the title "Where is the most basic trust between people?" There is no limit on the topic, no less than 800 words.

Seeing this, all netizens were dumbfounded!

"Idiot!"

"The most basic trust between people?"

"What kind of twist is this!"

"Zhang Ye, you - uncle!"

"The promised self-worth and social recognition? The promised story of the sand and the pearl being kept in chaos? Why the hell did he snatch the pearl away? Hey! Why are you so unscrupulous! Your sister! In front of you! After talking for a long time, co-writing has nothing to do with the requirements of the question!"

"Zhang Ye, you are a cheat!"

"Pfft! Laugh!"

"Depend on,

Let this gangster fool you again! "

As soon as this question came out, everyone jumped up and scolded them. They have seen weird essay questions, but never such a weird one. Is this a Chinese question or a joke?

"Why does Zhang Ye promise to give such a reward!"

"Yeah, there's no way to answer this question!"

"Who said you can't answer it? I'll do it!"

"Yes, isn't it the most basic trust between people? I'll write an article!"

Some netizens have already charged into battle.

"Quickly ask the second question!"

"What about the second question?"

"I don't believe it!"

"That's right, we're stuck with this guy today! I'm so angry!"

…

Wu family.

On the front lawn.

After Wu Zeqing looked at the topic Zhang Ye typed on the screen, he also smiled and said, "You, no wonder people keep scolding you."

Zhang Ye said cheerfully: "This is everyone's love for me."

Lao Wu: "Really?"

"Of course." Zhang Ye said, but his hands did not stop and he had already started typing in the next question.

…

on Weibo.

While countless netizens were waiting, the second question came as scheduled.

Math question:

It is known that the number of square dance aunties is 50, the distance between each person in the square array is 1 meter, and the square dance played on the speaker is 170 decibels. Xiao Ming lives on the 7th floor, and the wind speed is 3ms.

Netizens began to analyze the topic again.

"It's a math problem!"

"How long does it take for the sound to travel? Or something else?"

"A phalanx of 50 people is spaced one meter apart? Well, the decibels are more troublesome, and the wind speed?"

"If resonance and energy loss are not considered, it is not difficult to solve this problem."

"I've already started to calculate. It's very easy. It just depends on what the question asks."

As a result, the next second, the final question of the question came out.

Question: What is the probability of Xiao Ming succeeding in throwing feces at square dancing ladies?

ah? ?

Netizens fainted!

"Throwing feces? What's the matter with throwing feces?"

"I'll spoil your sister, Zhang Ye!"

"Where's the promised sound transmission?"

"Leave me alone, I'm a little dizzy!"

"Co-authoring this is a fucking probability question, huh?"

"Zhang, why don't you play by the rules?"

"I'll try this question, and I won't believe it! The weight of the feces is unknown, and the initial strength and initial velocity are unknown. The aunt in the question is an area, and the feces is also a gradual area during the fall. Let's first establish On the coordinate axes, Xiao Ming is on the z-axis, and the aunts are on the xy-axis... and then calculate the parabola..."

"The upstairs is awesome!"

"Brother, it's up to you!"

"Come on, I'm optimistic about you."

Those who are good at science are going to do calculations!

At this moment, the third question given by Zhang Ye also came out.

Topic: Spring is a good season for mating. At six o'clock in the afternoon on the Spring Equinox, Beijing time, police officer Xiao Li raised his head and saw the North Star at 38 degrees, and then led the team into an underground prostitution den. Please tell me, this is what the prostitutes in the room are most likely to shout. What is the first sentence?

a: I need a kidney on my forehead.

b: Diulei Loumou

c: I want to form a group

d: Xiba

There are countless grass-mud horses galloping past in the hearts of netizens!

"What kind of question is this! What kind of question is this!"

"Why does your mother still have Xiba?"

"Who knows what I will shout!"

"Who can solve this?"

Immediately, Zhang Ye's last question arrived.

Question 4: A BMW sedan with a rated power of 6.0 times 104 was traveling on a level road and braked to a stop 5 meters away from the grandmother. It is known that the grandmother weighs 50 kilograms.

With the experience of the first three times, netizens have learned wisely this time. No one answered the call, and no one analyzed the questions in advance because they had been fooled three times. Everyone was waiting for Zhang Ye to ask the final question. come out.

Here comes the question.

ask:

1: Ask for the grandma’s power to fall to the ground.

2: How much does the old lady want?

Netizen: “……(\u0026…………%￥￥##!!!”

"Down power?"

"You still have fucking power when you fall to the ground?"

"How much does it cost? I know how much it costs, grandma!"

At this moment, many netizens and candidates suddenly felt that they were too naive. At first, they were very excited when they saw Zhang Ye giving up this kind of reward. They also thought they would have the opportunity to scold this guy in person, but now that they think about it, Who is Zhang Ye? How wicked and thief Zhang Ye is. All past experiences have told them that Zhang Ye has never been the only one to hit others in the face. No one has ever hit him in the face. Take a look at these questions. , look at it, this guy had no intention of letting them win from the very beginning, every one of them is wrong!

"Crying in anger!"

"How shameless!"

"There are no answers to these questions!"

"I just said how dare he say such big words!"

"Zhang Ye, come out!"

Everyone quit.

Zhang Ye spoke softly: "The four questions have been given, can anyone answer them? I can relax the requirements a little. As long as someone can answer three of the four questions correctly, they will pass the test and get the reward. In other words, except for For the question of how much does the old lady want, just answer the other questions correctly."

Netizens scolded me.

"Nonsense, besides writing the essay questions, who can answer the other questions?"

"There is no answer to this question!"

"I think you made it up on the spot!"

"That's right, this guy must have made it up. He can't even answer it himself!"

"Sure, you still have eight seats? You also need a kidney drip on your forehead? What does this question have to do with the previous question! If you have the ability, give us the correct answer! Don't brag!"

"Yes, this question has no solution. Zhang Ye deliberately tricked us!"

"Zhang Ye, you are so wicked. You cheated us candidates during the college entrance examination. Now that the college entrance examination has just ended, you are here to cheat us again?"

"Down with this guy!"

"You can figure this out!"

"Don't forget it. It's Zhang Ye's class. Zhang Ye is teasing us. There are no answers to the questions at all. Don't waste your efforts!"

No one is calculating anymore, everyone is here and Wei Bo is scolding Zhang Ye.

Zhang Ye waited for a long time and no one gave him the answer, so he typed: "Who said I was just teasing everyone? Since I asked the question, of course I have the answer. No one will try again?"

Netizens were dumbfounded.

"fart!"

"What's your answer?"

"hehe!"

"Teacher Zhang is such a tough talker!"

"Then you can give us the answer?"

"I really don't believe it!"

There was a lot of fun here, and many celebrities came to watch.

Yao Jiancai said modestly: "Khan, this is not a college entrance examination question, this is obviously a joke!"

A female singer asked modestly: "There are really answers to these questions? Are you bragging?"

No one took it seriously. They all thought the joker Zhang Ye was telling a joke using the title.

After a minute, Zhang Ye actually posted the answer!

For example, the third question: "Under the seemingly absurd appearance, it is actually a well-disguised geography question. Why? First of all, the first thing a prostitute shouts out in a panic is usually his hometown dialect. , so this question only needs to find out its geographical location, so where is the location of this prostitution den? We know that the elevation angle of Polaris is the local latitude, so the elevation angle just mentioned in the question is 38 degrees , so the latitude of the place is 338 degrees north latitude, then look at the options, b Diulei Lou Mou, it is Guangdong Province at first glance. Guangdong belongs to about 20 degrees north latitude, so we can directly exclude it. c Nong wants to form a group, probably For places near Shanghai, Shanghai is around 31 degrees north latitude, which is obviously wrong!”

Seeing Zhang Ye's crackling answer, netizens were stunned!

"Idiot!"

"Holy shit!"

Zhang Ye is still saying: "The problem is between a and d, there is a kidney dripping on the forehead, what dialect is this? This is Shaanxi dialect, and 'Xiba' is obviously Bangzi dialect. The problem is that North Korea and Shaanxi Both places are around 38 degrees north latitude, so we can't judge from the latitude. So this is difficult to handle. What should we do? There is also longitude! Pay attention to the question and see if you see it. There is an explanation in the question. It is six o'clock in the afternoon Beijing time, and it is the vernal equinox. On this day, this point happened to coincide with the time when the capital was going down. North Korea was to the east of the capital, and it was already dark at 6 o'clock, while Shaanxi was to the west of the capital, and the sun had not yet set at 6 o'clock. Police officer Xiao Li When he looked up, he could see the North Star, which proved that it was definitely not daytime. Therefore, the possibility of the prostitution den in Shaanxi was ruled out, so we chose d for the correct answer: Xiba. By the way, the 'Police Officer Xiao Li' in the question In fact, it’s just a smoke bomb. Some people may eliminate foreign options from the beginning. In fact, there are quite a few North Koreans named Lee!”

The answer is revealed!

Netizens were in complete silence!

Yao Jiancai was shocked!

The female singer was shocked!

Candidates and netizens were shocked!

"...Zhang Ye, you won! You really won!!"

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