I’m Really a Superstar

the next day.

As soon as I opened my eyes in the morning, my phone rang.

Zhang Ye answered the question while half asleep, "Hey, who's there?"

"I'm Pan Yang." Over there is the dean of the School of Mathematics at Peking University.

Zhang Ye suddenly became more awake and asked, knowingly: "Ha, Dean Pan, what's going on so early?"

Pan Yang said angrily: "Did you hold the shit basin for me yesterday?"

Zhang Ye pretended to be stupid, "Huh? No."

"You still said that I came up with the question?" Pan Yang asked.

Zhang Ye said: "What? What question did you ask? Did I tell you? I don't remember. I was too tired yesterday. I went to bed when I got home."

"You kid, just pretend for me."

"Hehe, no."

After chatting for a few words, Zhang Ye was no longer sleepy after hanging up the phone. He got up and went out of the bedroom. He found that the whole family had already gotten up and were watching the news in the living room. Chenchen was sitting at the computer desk, mumbling. Know what you are doing.

"Dad, Mom." Zhang Ye greeted.

Mom turned her head and said, "Are you up? Then I'll make breakfast."

"Okay, thank you for your hard work, Mom." After Zhang Ye finished speaking, he said to Chenchen, "What are you doing?"

Chenchen didn't look back, "Look at the computer."

Zhang Ye snorted, "Are you playing games again?"

"No." Chenchen said.

"Show me." Zhang Ye walked behind her and saw that the screen was actually a meager interface. The screen was filled with curses and roars from the candidates and parents in the capital. He couldn't help but sweat, " You woke up so early in the morning to watch this?”

Chenchen hummed, "Let me see how everyone scolds you."

Zhang Ye was furious: "Why are you looking at this!"

Chenchen said: "It's fun.

"

Zhang Ye: "..."

Dad was enjoying himself.

Mom said: "You deserve it, kid. Why don't you stay at home and get into trouble as soon as you go out?"

Zhang Ye said depressedly: "What you said is easy. If I just stay at home, how will I become popular? How will my reputation increase?"

My mother rolled her eyes, "Hey, you still have a reputation? What kind of reputation do you have now? You are already notorious! I went out to buy groceries in the morning and ran into my neighbors Xiaosun and Sister Chen at the vegetable market. Every time I see them, The two of them chatted with me a few words, or at least said hello. It was a good day. They pretended not to notice and walked over. Later, when I asked, I found out that Xiao Sun and Sister Chen’s child This year's college entrance examination! Aunt Wang told me that after Xiao Sun's child took the math test yesterday, he burst into tears when he came home! It depends on what you want for me. I have to go to his home to check it out later. Wipe your ass!"

Zhang Ye blinked, "Isn't it? The questions I asked are not easy, but they are not that difficult, right? It won't be hard to cry anymore, right?"

Dad interjected: "You can watch the news later. I don't know how many candidates cried during this college entrance examination."

…

There are still constant scoldings online.

If yesterday the candidates just dictated a few math questions, today, all the questions in the entire Beijing math test paper have been uploaded with their answers, and they are all clear at a glance. Many netizens only found out at a glance that they were asked to read the questions yesterday. The questions that made me dizzy were actually just some multiple-choice questions and fill-in-the-blank questions at the front. The questions at the back and the big questions at the end were even more bizarre than the last. One question even required candidates to use high school level algebraic geometry knowledge. To solve a college-difficulty advanced mathematics question, the correct answer to the question officially attached by the Office of Higher Education took up half a piece of paper, making people tremble all over just reading it!

The candidates burst into tears as they answered the questions.

"I'm 50 points!"

"I did the math, I only got 45 points!"

"I was crying. I estimate that I only scored between 40 and 45 points. There were several multiple-choice questions that I didn't understand, and the answers were confusing, so I forgot which option I chose!"

"I'm a little better, but I can't exceed 70 points!"

"I analyzed it carefully today and calculated the questions and answers again. I found that we were still careless. We underestimated Zhang Ye at the beginning. Some of these questions can still be solved, and we can still do it normally. The candidates are within the level of the candidates, but Zhang Ye is unethical because he doesn't ask questions according to the routine. The methods of asking questions are all entry points and types that we have never been exposed to before. So when they saw the paper yesterday, many people were confused. , me too, I was caught off guard!"

"It's useless to say anything!"

"I announce that I officially join the 'Zhang Ye Lifelong Black Organization'!"

"I'll join in too!"

"A black man for life? I and your mother will be black for two years!"

"I am born black!"

"Ahem, don't say that. Teacher Zhang actually does business, and he is quite nice."

"That's right, don't slander Teacher Zhang."

Several netizens also spoke for Zhang Ye.

As a result, a reply from a recent candidate made everyone laugh again, "I don't want to slander Zhang Ye. I really don't want to slander him. Even one of these changing questions was asked by another teacher. I don’t say anything, I can understand it, I can point the finger at other question makers, even if there is one question! What’s the result? It’s all him! Every question is from him! Give me one and let me A reason not to slander Zhang Ye? Even if there is one!"

If it were any other question maker, he would have collapsed in the face of so much public pressure, and would have been unable to resist the temptation to come forward to explain and restore his reputation. But Zhang Ye did not. He just adopted the simplest and most direct method—— Hiding, fortunately, this guy's psychological quality is quite strong. He has experienced this kind of scene where everyone scolds him together, he doesn't know how many times, it is basically a common occurrence.

Perhaps, this is the reason why the Office of Higher Education in Beijing approached Zhang Ye. The Office of Higher Education in Beijing was determined to reform the college entrance examination and vowed to reverse the situation where the questions in the National College Entrance Examination in Beijing were too simple. So, it would be inevitable to take such a heavy blow. It will cause a backlash from the candidates and parents, and will inevitably become the target of public criticism, so someone must be found to shoulder the burden, and one person must be allowed to focus the firepower to reduce the pressure on their Higher Education Office!

Who to look for?

Who is suitable?

Among many university teachers, who is the least afraid of scolding? Who has the best psychological quality? Who has the thickest skin?

The High Recruitment Office came to the conclusion without thinking - find Zhang Ye! This guy has experienced many battles and has a very thick skin. Even if there are no scoldings from candidates and parents, there are still batches of people scolding him every day. Obviously, he is not bad at this point. It doesn't matter if there is one more or one less, so no matter from Whichever way you look at it, Zhang Ye is also the perfect candidate to take the lead! There is no one more suitable than him!

——This is probably the original intention of the Senior Recruitment Office in inviting him to join.

But in the end, perhaps even the Office of Higher Education in Beijing never expected that the questions asked by Zhang Ye would be as difficult as your mother's and would actually make the candidates cry. This was something no one expected!

…

morning.

In the Capital High School Recruitment Office, more than a dozen people sat together for a meeting.

A female staff member sweated and said: "Boss, the score of this math and Chinese test paper may be very low. Professor Liu asked us to be mentally prepared. The teacher who just judged the paper has come to give feedback, saying that he has judged more than twenty papers. , Chinese language has not exceeded 100 points, and mathematics is even more terrible, among the more than 20 papers... there is not even a 70-point score!"

Leader of the High School Admissions Office: “…”

office manager:"……"

Finally, the second-in-command wiped his sweat and said: "This reform seems to be a bit... a bit too harsh. Isn't it true that the first line doesn't even have 480 points?"

A staff member coughed and said: "We have only judged a few dozen papers. We don't know the next papers yet, but the questions this time are indeed too difficult."

Facing the unbelievably low scores of the candidates, the Office of Higher Education also felt a little guilty. For the first time, they began to wonder if inviting Zhang Ye was a mistake. They felt that this was a bit too much!

…

A few days later.

The results of college entrance examinations in various provinces across the country are gradually coming out.

There is a lot of discussion online.

A candidate from Dongshan Province said: "I checked! My score is 560!"

A candidate from Bei He Province said excitedly: "My 530! It should be enough for a first-class exam! Hahahaha!"

An examinee from Itsu City said: "I'm 510. I didn't perform very well this year, but the last two books were definitely fine. Why haven't the first and second lines been released yet? Release them quickly! It's too slow!"

"I'm 596! Do you think I will be the top scorer in our city's college entrance examination?"

"That's nonsense. I'm one point higher than you. I'm number one or something!"

"Oh, I'm 488, so I'm stuck this year!"

"My score is 601, which is higher than all of you!"

Candidates in many provinces are posting their results and bragging. Candidates in every province are very active, except for one place - and that is the candidates in the capital.

Everyone gradually noticed.

"Hey, why aren't there any candidates from Beijing showing their results?"

"Beijing candidates, how many exams did you take?"

"Yes, your papers this year are all in the news!"

"What's the score? Hurry up."

Candidates from other provinces are all looking forward to it and very curious.

At this time, a female candidate from the capital said modestly: "Are you sure you want to watch it?"

Netizens responded one after another, "Sure!"

"Okay." The female examinee from Beijing immediately sent out her transcript.

Many netizens were stunned when they saw it!

Chinese: 78 points.

Mathematics: 25 points.

"I'm sweating!"

"Is this too low?"

"Really? 25 points in math?"

"This girl is probably average in her studies, and the others should be better, right?"

As a result, some more candidates from Beijing have received their test scores one after another, and they are all students from key middle schools in Beijing!

There is a student from No. 15 Middle School: total score is 391.

There is a student from the High School Affiliated to Normal University: He only scored 69 points in the Chinese test.

A student from No. 4 Middle School: his total score was 482, which is quite high, but his math score turned out to be an astonishing 69! It’s so low that it’s hard to explain it with partial science!

Soon, the average scores of each province were also calculated.

It's roughly as follows:

Dongshan Province’s average Chinese language score: 97 points.

The average score of Chinese language in Jiangnan Province: 101 points.

The average math score in Jiangsu Province: 102 points.

The average math score in Liaodong Province: 99 points.

The most eye-catching statistics in this statistics are obviously the average scores of the candidates in Beijing. For example, the scores in English or comprehensive arts and sciences, the candidates in Beijing are not much different from other places in the country. There is no obvious difference. But only in Chinese, Mathematics and the total score, the scores of the candidates in Beijing were simply too eye-catching!

The average score of Chinese language in Beijing: 72 points!

The average math score in Beijing: 59 points!

After reading this statistic, many netizens were shocked!