I’m Really a Superstar

It's eight o'clock in the evening.

Chenchen put down his pen and put away his homework, "Zhang Ye, I've finished my homework. I want to watch TV."

Zhang Ye, who was reading this meager amount, kept smiling at his phone. Hearing this, he turned his head and looked over, "Have you really finished writing? Okay, let's read it for a while."

Chenchen found the remote control, sat on the sofa, turned on the TV, and played the channels one by one. Finally, he found the recently popular domestic cartoon and watched it with an expressionless face. This cartoon is not that kind of cartoon. The Big Bad Wolf, the Little White Rabbit, and the like are meant to entertain children, but they are more aimed at male people in their teens or even their twenties, because it is a martial arts cartoon with fighting and love. Since it is Zhang Ye For people of this age group, if they are not too picky or picky about food, they can still see it if they take a careful look.

"Zhang Ye."

"Again?"

"The new episode is over."

"That's it."

"I want to watch the previous one, you can play it back for me."

"Do it yourself."

"I can't, Zhang Ye, please replay it for me."

Zhang Ye was so noisy that he had to get out of bed and get the remote control for her. He jumped to the playback interface for the episode he had missed before, and then it was done.

Chenchen fell in love with cartoons and no longer cared about Zhang Ye.

Zhang Ye also enjoyed his leisure time and continued to interact with everyone on Weibo. In a short period of time, several of his questions were just like the weird questions in the afternoon. They all went viral on Weibo, and the Weibo user base became increasingly large. They all rushed to solve the problems one after another in disbelief, vowing to compete with the primary school students.

"I am coming"

"How many more minutes are there?"

"There are still five minutes left in the time limit, hurry up."

"I figured out a solution, but I don't know if the answer is correct."

"Quick, quick, quick, we don't have time. Don't give up. Brainstorm. If it doesn't work, just follow the math teacher from Peking University and write the answer. Don't let Zhang Ye have the last laugh.

"agree"

"Brothers and sisters, come on"

"I lost Teacher Zhang"

Zhang Ye thought it was very fun, and today's purpose has actually been achieved. He opened the "Zhang Ye Lecture Hall" because of everyone's strong request. Secondly, it was for fun. Thirdly, in fact, Zhang Ye Seeing that the situation was good, he took the opportunity to increase his popularity. He took advantage of every opportunity and never let go of any artist who could increase his fame. He never complained about the lack of popularity and never picked this and that.

He has just been promoted to a second-tier star. In fact, to put it bluntly, he is the last and weakest one in the second-tier rating. In addition, CCTV Spring Festival Gala host Chen Ye, who is ranked first in the third-tier rating behind him, has been eyeing him. He has been making new moves recently, and he must not be willing to be squeezed out by Zhang Ye. Therefore, Zhang Ye also shoulders a heavy responsibility in this arithmetic class. He wants to increase his popularity and cannot let Chen Ye To catch up, we must completely stabilize our position in the second-tier rating.

The star rating data standard in this world is a big data thing on the Internet, such as the star search index of various websites, the meager number of fans, the appearance rate, the review reputation of the work, and an evaluation ranking based on various statistics. Zhang Ye didn't know whether it was objective or not, but he knew that everyone on this earth looked at this evaluation list and recognized it. As for why the number of people at each star level was fixed, Zhang Ye had also seen the official list. Explanation, I understand the meaning of the rating. The official statement is that they believe that the public’s attention to public figures is limited, and the public’s energy is also limited. For example, a person named Xiao Ming likes 20 celebrities. These two The ranking of the ten celebrities in his heart must be high or low. Some are particularly fond of, and some are about to be forgotten. People's energy is limited. Maybe he suddenly pays attention to a new star and suddenly likes it very much. Then It is very possible that he likes the star at the bottom of the list, but he may have forgotten it. Unless there are new works or new events, Xiao Ming will most likely not take the initiative to follow him.

People’s energy is limited, and the cake is only so big.

——This is the reason why the popularity evaluation has a fixed level of people.

Of course, if the market expands in the future, such as the urbanization of rural areas, the improvement of living standards, the greater demand for spiritual pursuits, more and more people who did not care about entertainment stars before will pay attention to it, and the cake expands, then the official will take comprehensive consideration and update the rating. The system settings will increase the number of artists on the basis of the fixed number of people at each level, but this kind of thing is definitely not common, and it may not be updated once every two years. You can't count on this, you mainly have to rely on yourself, Zhang Ye felt sorry for him. His plan is very clear, so stabilizing his current popularity is the first thing he has to do. Only by stabilizing his pace can he talk about the next step and then pursue the fame of other second-tier celebrities. , otherwise it is all empty talk. But now it seems that this effect has been far achieved, and the task has been exceeded.

time up.

It's time to give the answer.

Zhang Ye posted on Weibo: "Okay, the answer is over. If you haven't sent the answer, I will give you one more minute at the end."

"It's been an hour?"

"ah"

"Etc., etc"

"I'll be fine soon"

"Wait a moment and I'll do the math again."

Zhang Ye's colleague, the Peking University mathematics teacher, also handed in his answer sheet at the last moment. Immediately, it was copied by countless netizens and turned into their own answers.

After reading this, Zhang Ye smiled disapprovingly, and then he began to announce the answers to each question. Of course, he must also write down the explanation and answer process of each question, because these questions he asked all had traps. For primary school arithmetic problems, if you only give the answers without giving the solution process, people who don't understand will not be able to understand it at all, and they will not be convinced, so Zhang Ye sent Buddha to the West and came with a complete set.

first question……

The second question...

The third question...

The answers were revealed one by one

When everyone looked at it, they all staggered around.

"puff"

"Oh, God"

“So that’s how it is”

"Is this really an elementary school arithmetic problem?"

"After completing this question several times, I have already knelt firmly."

"Damn, is this question so easy to write together? I, your mother, have to think about permutations and combinations. It's so deceiving. Teacher Zhang, you are so deceptive."

"I finally understand why Teacher Zhang has so many enemies. Teacher Zhang, if you are so deceptive, you will really have no friends."

"My grass is full of pits and traps."

When they saw the question an hour ago, everyone was already cursing them. When they saw that the answer was so simple, everyone was even more excited and crying. Everyone started cursing Zhang Ye for going to the toilet and stepping on banana peels for constipation. What a weird question, what on earth was he thinking?

"Who answered correctly?"

"Look who's right?"

"I was wrong."

"I was wrong again."

"The questions are really not difficult, but the traps are too tricky."

Many netizens who followed the Peking University mathematics teacher and wrote the same answer suddenly discovered that the Peking University mathematics teacher also got one of the questions wrong. It was the second question, which asked what rules the four rows of numbers were arranged in. The answers are actually arranged according to pronunciation.",