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blackboard.

Zhang Ye’s weird theme of the earth has arrived

The topic is: write the multiplication equation (a set of onomatopoeia) according to the rhythm:

Ding ding ding, ding ding ding;

2ah,ah,ah,ah;

bwuwuwu,wuwuwu;

4 Meow, meow, meow.

There were four questions in total, and there were only a few words. Zhang Ye raised his hand and scratched a few times to write them. Then he put down his pen and turned around and said: "The questions are over. You can try to answer them. Students can also come together." , find a piece of answer sheet and write down your answers. Well, I will reiterate here that this is an arithmetic problem, an elementary school arithmetic problem. Okay, we can start."

If they were people on the earth before Zhang Ye, they would not be too unfamiliar or surprised to see this kind of math problem. However, in today's world, these teachers have never seen such problems before. Nima was dumbfounded

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What a fool

What kind of arithmetic problem is this?

Li Jiaxing had already picked up the pen to write. Not to mention the arithmetic problems for elementary school students, it was impossible for him to not be able to solve the advanced mathematics problems for college students. He was a serious master of mathematics. But when he saw this question , for a second, Li Jiaxing suddenly felt a hundred thousand grass and mud horses from the depths of his heart.

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What the fuck is this?

A second-grade art teacher said in confusion: "Is this really an elementary arithmetic problem? It's impossible. I can't even understand such a difficult problem."

The third-grade music teacher said: "Yeah, I don't even understand the meaning of this question."

Zhao Mei was also solving the problem, but she was confused, "Onomatopoeia? What does this onomatopoeia mean?"

The vice-principal also whispered to himself, "Write multiplication equations according to rhythm? Rhythm? What rhythm? Why is there such a thing as music? Who of these children emna1a can do it?"

A Chinese teacher said to himself: "Ding ding ding? Can this be multiplication?"

One English teacher had already given up, "It's impossible to explain anything."

Li Jiaxing's brain almost hurts to death. How can this sound be related to multiplication? Also, how do you list the multiplication formula?

Chenchen was writing with his head down.

The other children also wrote their own.

One minute.

three minutes.

five minutes.

Zhang Ye suddenly stopped, "Okay, let's stop here. We have given you a lot of time. I should have written everything that needs to be written. Teacher Li?"

Li Jiaxing handed over his answer with a sullen face. He wrote it with a pen on the blank space on the back of the lesson plan material for his lecture. The answer was, question 1: one times three, one times three. Question 2: Blank, he did not write the answer. The third question: one times three, one times three, the fourth question: one into two, one into two, one into two.

Zhao Mei also wrote: Ding multiplied by b, Ding multiplied by b, multiplied by i, multiplied by i, etc. Similar answer patterns.

There are also other teachers who have all kinds of weird answers, including all kinds of answers, even more weird than Zhao Mei's multiplication equation that even has a Chinese answer.

More teachers wrote nothing because they couldn't understand it at all.

Zhao Mei asked curiously: "What is the correct answer?"

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "Teacher Zhao, can you collect the children's answers for me?"

"Okay." Zhao Mei went to collect the children's answers.

After collecting it, Zhang Ye wrote the answer.

Answer to the first question: -x2

Answer to the second question: lx4

Answer to question 3: -x2

Answer to question 4: 2xb

All a dozen teachers got the answer wrong

When Li Jiaxing saw it, he suddenly realized

Only when the answer comes out will we know what happened.

"So that's it," an art teacher said speechlessly, "This is too difficult to guess. It's too difficult to read and review the questions."

One teacher couldn't help it anymore and asked, "What elementary school arithmetic problem is this? Which elementary school student can do this kind of problem? I really can do it. I ate the paper."

Li Jiaxing nodded and said, "Even if you get the answer right, it was by chance."

Zhang Ye asked with great interest, "Really?"

"Why not?" Li Jiaxing pointed at the blackboard and said: "Children can't understand this kind of question just because of the title, and it's difficult for us adults to understand it."

Zhao Mei also nodded.

"That's right." the teachers said.

Zhang Ye said happily: "Okay, since everyone said so, let's take a look at the children's answers. Teacher Zhao, could you please read them out?"

Zhao Mei didn't look at the students' answers just now, and said: "Okay, but I didn't take names."

"It doesn't matter, no need to take names." Zhang Ye said.

Zhao Mei hummed, took the thick dozen answers, and started reading from the first one, "-x2lx4-x22xb...x2lx4-x22xb¨...-x2lx4-x22xb...¨" After reading this, Zhao Mei was stunned. , all the other teachers were also stunned. Zhao Mei's hands trembled, as if she had seen something extremely incredible, and she continued reading with her eyes wide open, reading faster and faster: "...-x2lx4-x22xb …-x2lx4-x22xb…¨Blank, this student did not fill it in…-x2lx4-x22xb…x2lx4-x22xb…x2lx4-x22xb-x2lx4-x22x-”

Dozens of students have finished reading their answers

Only one person handed in the blank paper, one person answered incorrectly, and the others all answered correctly. The entire second-grade class 1 had an accuracy rate of more than 90% on this question.

Zhao Mei raised her head blankly, "How could this happen?"

The vice-principal said in shock: "This... this is not right."

The art teacher said stupidly: "Almost all the answers are correct?"

Zhang Ye shrugged his shoulders and pointed at the children, "Everyone was here just now, invigilating the exam. Whether the children cheated or not, you should be able to see more clearly than me, right? They didn't copy each other's answers. , after this question was given, I also waited until the answers were collected before giving the answer, eliminating all possibilities of cheating. The result is here, Teacher Li, this is what you call a blindfold even if you get it right. ? One person got the right answer, and several people got the right answer. Then, did dozens of people get the right answer at the same time and at the same time? "

Li Jiaxing was speechless, "You, how did you do it?"

Zhang Ye waved his hand, "It's not how I did it. You should ask how the children did it. I've said it before, and I've definitely passed it. This is just an arithmetic problem at the elementary school level, and the children may not have the same ideas as you. No, do the children find this question difficult?" He looked at the students.

The little girl said: "It's not difficult"

The little boy smiled and said: "It's very simple."

Another little boy smiled and said: "It's too easy."

Maybe it was the first time that they felt that they were actually smarter than the adults like the school teachers. They answered the arithmetic questions that even the teachers could not answer correctly. Everyone was very proud and happy. They all chirped and rushed to speak, and they all expressed their opinions. Easy.

Especially Chenchen's answer was even more infuriating.

Chenchen raised the corner of his mouth with a smile, "Childish question."

childish……

An elementary school arithmetic problem that was judged as childish by children stumped many teachers and school leaders, and even Li Jiaxing, a master's degree teacher.

This is insulting

This is swearing nakedly.

Many teachers looked unhappy.

Li Jiaxing said hurriedly: "What on earth is going on?"

No one understands or understands why

Zhang Ye said: "You may think it's a magic trick. How come the questions that adults find difficult are not stressful at all? In fact, this is not a magic trick, but a different way of looking at the problem and solving the problem. Teacher Li , you have a master's degree and have taught high school students, but it is precisely because of this that you have problems with your teaching thinking for primary school students. They are not adults, and they are even the youngest group of children among minors. The world you see is different from what we see, and you don’t have to think like an adult to measure them."

After being exposed by the other party, the teachers stopped talking and waited for Zhang Ye to speak.

Zhang Ye walked to the blackboard and said, "Is this question difficult? It's not difficult at all. If I change the method like this, you might suddenly understand." He wrote a few more strokes next to it, such as "ding ding ding, ding ding ding, For the question "Ding Ding Ding", Zhang Ye turned them into several pictures, namely three watermelons next to each other and three watermelons next to each other. Then the question conditions were still multiplication calculation requirements.

After everyone saw this, they suddenly woke up

"Ouch"

"Write it this way and I will understand."

"There are questions like this in primary school arithmetic textbooks."

"Yes, exactly the same"

"Isn't this just three times two?"

Li Jiaxing had nothing to say and looked at Zhang Ye with complicated eyes.

Zhang Ye smiled and said: "Is it clear at a glance? This is actually a question. It is changed from pictures to words. That's it. Why can't everyone understand it? Why? Let me tell you, because adults The idea is too complicated, and there are many things to think about, including the meaning of words, onomatopoeia, and permutations and combinations, so the topic is still the same. It’s just that you have affected your judgment, but children It’s different. In their eyes, the world may not be that complicated. Coupled with the previous training and question patterns, this has resulted in the completely different results today, as if by magic.”

The class teacher Zhao Mei's eyes looked at Zhang Ye with a hint of admiration. It was a primary school arithmetic problem that Zhang Ye had picked up and evolved to this point. It not only shocked the teachers, but also gave them a vivid lesson. Education class

There is philosophy hidden in arithmetic problems

What a legend in the entertainment industry and he truly deserves his reputation.