I’m Really a Superstar

night.

It gets dark.

At his parents' house, Zhang Ye lay down on the sofa with his legs crossed, lighting a cigarette in one hand and holding a porcelain tea bowl in the other. He took a puff of the cigarette and drank two sips of hot tea. He was so leisurely and contented, and there was absolutely no one like him. The virtues expected of an unemployed person who has not found a job for many days.

The mother next to her rolled her eyes and said, "I've never seen someone with such a big heart."

Zhang Ye disagreed, "Don't be in a hurry with your work. Let's wait and see in two days."

"I'm talking about Beijing Satellite TV's new program." My mother said, "You have even planned the details and thought about every step, so why don't you do it yourself?"

Zhang Ye chuckled and said, "That program is not suitable for me."

There are too many variety shows in his mind, and there are a lot of them with good ratings. However, he has limited energy and limited time. Taking into account other objective factors and personal conditions, he will definitely not be able to do all the programs. If he wants to choose Of course, you can't choose a good one. If you want to do it, of course you have to make the most outstanding, irreplaceable column that all TV stations and TV programs can't match.

The father easily refrained from dictating his son's work matters, "Smoking less."

"Copy that." Zhang Ye sat up and pinched the cigarette butt.

Mom suddenly let out a sigh and pointed at the TV, "Son, is this a new program you planned? Oh, the plan that was just released in the morning was promoted in the evening?"

Zhang Ye also looked over, "The efficiency is high enough, but there are only a few days left until the next step. Brother Hu and the others must be anxious."

On Beijing Satellite TV.

The big words and columns of "I Love to Remember Lyrics" suddenly flashed, and after a brief promotional screen, there was a national solicitation order, soliciting registrations for contestants, and soliciting registrations for lead singers. These are all conventional publicity techniques and momentum building. These publicity methods It was all done by Beijing Satellite TV. Zhang Ye did not give any opinions or strategies because he was not from the TV station this time. He was only responsible for planning the program and other matters had nothing to do with him. He did not want to participate and could not participate. There are too many. If you are not in your position, you will not be able to do what you want.

- This is propaganda on TV.

Open the web page, and there is also a promotion for the next column on the official website of Beijing Satellite TV. Here, the promotional screen is obviously more detailed, and a lot of things are written. There is even a tentative list of column personnel at the end. Some personnel have not yet been implemented, that is Empty.

"I Love to Remember Lyrics"

Supervisor: Hu Fei.

Chief Director: Hu Fei.

Column planner: Zhang Ye.

Assistant Director: Hou Liang.

Host (female): Dong Shanshan.

Moderator (male): None yet.

On Weibo, there was a topic for discussion.

"'Big Bird' is coming to an end?"

"Alas, this show is useless in the later stage, but it's still good in the early stage."

"Beijing Satellite TV is getting worse and worse. The programs are not innovative at all. I heard that the next column is about singing? Isn't it already bad? They don't mind it. Ever since Teacher Zhang Ye left the Beijing Literature and Art Channel , I rarely watch the TV stations in our capital. The programs are all similar and have no characteristics. I really miss the days when Teacher Zhang was on the literary channel. "Hundred Schools Forum" created a precedent, especially the ones where Zhang Ye talked about the Three Kingdoms. In this period, no one can surpass Mr. Zhang in the local city ratings record of forum programs.”

"It is said that Zhang Ye is going back to Beijing TV Station?"

"Really?"

"I've heard about it too, but I don't know the accuracy."

"The rumors were refuted at noon. Didn't you see the meager words of an official from the Beijing TV station? Didn't he post on Weibo that he said regrets and regrets? He said about Teacher Zhang Ye."

"Ah? Zhang Ye didn't go back?"

"Well, Beijing Satellite TV invited me, but Zhang Ye didn't go."

"Is Teacher Zhang still unemployed?"

At the beginning, there were only a few people discussing this topic, just a few dozen people, but at a certain moment, the number of people discussing the topic suddenly increased.

"Look"

"Zhang Ye has launched a new column "I Love Memorizing Lyrics""

"Ah? I just watched Beijing TV to promote this program. Didn't Zhang Ye return to Jingcheng TV?"

"He is not a host, but he has planned a new column for Beijing Satellite TV. The link is here. Take a look at the list of column employees. Don't ask if they have the same name and the same surname. It's an old team and an old unit. Planner, this Zhang Ye can’t be someone else.”

“It’s true”

"Teacher Zhang is taking action again. Although he is not the host and he is not involved in directing or producing the program, I am still looking forward to it."

"What does this column mean?"

"Remember the lyrics? What's the point of this?"

"Yeah, I don't understand either. Is this really Zhang Ye's work? It doesn't look like it, not at all. Can such a humble column have ratings?"

"Is Zhang Ye out of his mind? There are so many singing programs now, more than five or six. When you turn on the TV, they are all like these. The audience has long been tired of watching them. There will always be a period of fatigue. At this time, innovation is needed. Time, but you can't mess around, memorizing lyrics? Is there any point in memorizing lyrics? The audience is crazy, watching you memorize lyrics? Beijing Satellite TV is becoming more and more stupid, Zhang Ye is just messing around in his head, and you guys are following suit? You actually let this kind of crap show be on prime time? Speechless."

"And who is this Dong Shanshan? A newcomer? There is no host named this on Beijing TV, right?"

"I've never heard of her, how dare you employ someone."

"I know, this is Zhang Ye's classmate and the host of the Internet Talent Show."

"Memorizing lyrics doesn't sound like much fun."

"Uh, no comment."

"Maybe there really is a new program planner named Zhang Ye, with the same name."

"Yeah, this shouldn't be at Zhang Ye's level. Whether it's "Hundred Forums" or Zhang Ye's Talk Show, they are all unprecedented and premier TV programs in the industry. Memorize lyrics? Compare your memory? Why don't you compare your memory?" Punctuation marks, why don’t you compare them with pen marks? This show is inexplicably clumsy. Just the name of this show makes people feel a deep sense of powerlessness and sleepiness."

"Zhang Ye, what's wrong with you?"

"Is your talent exhausted?"

"Beijing Satellite TV made a big mistake."

""I Love Memorizing Lyrics"? If this show can get ratings, I will tear my head off."

"Hahahaha, this show is so ridiculous. Are you even using memorizing lyrics as a show?"

Netizens questioned.

The ridicule of peers.

Media criticism.

Various opinions came out

This is Zhang Ye. Not only is he a controversial person, but everything he says and does, and even the TV shows he produces, are all controversial.

Just like when Zhang Yegang and Jingcheng TV and others introduced the program, all netizens were incomprehensible. Almost few people were optimistic about this program, and they did not understand what this program meant or what its selling point was. But Zhang Ye knew what the show was about, and Beijing Satellite TV also knew after listening to Zhang Ye's detailed account. Therefore, these doubts on the Internet did not disrupt their confidence in this program. On the contrary, after watching the Internet After commenting, it also aroused the fighting spirit of Hu Fei's column team. They were all waiting for the day when the program would be broadcast and shocked everyone.

It's quite late.

Mom and dad went to sleep.

Zhang Ye also went back to his room and lay down on the bed, ready to turn off the lights and take a rest. Suddenly, his cell phone rang softly, and there was a call from Dong Shanshan.

Zhang Ye answered with a smile, "Hey, old classmate, why did you remember to call me so late?"

The female voice over there smiled, "You have solved all my work problems. I must give you a call to thank you. Satellite TV prime time, you are so generous."

"Ah? What kind of job?" Zhang Ye pretended to be stupid.

"What do you think?" Dong Shanshan asked.

Zhang Ye said: "What did you say?"

Dong Shanshan: "Okay, stop pretending, I know everything." She said with a smile: "Are you afraid that my self-esteem can't accept it, so you don't tell me? Did you already tell me when you called me yesterday? Do you know that I resigned from Weiwo Network TV Station? You did it secretly and secretly, and you didn’t let the people from Beijing TV Station tell me? Tell you, my self-esteem is not as high as you think. Keep it low, I want to know that you have this Relationship, I blocked your door at your house this morning, even if you don’t introduce me to a job."

Zhang Ye knew she was talking nonsense as soon as he heard it. After being classmates for so many years, no one knew who was who. If Dong Shanshan's self-esteem was really not that high, why would Zhang Ye be secretive and afraid of being found out by her? Why did Dong Shanshan bother to say that she was still working and never mentioned resignation during the phone call? But Zhang Ye smiled and said: "Hey, you should have said it earlier, okay, okay, I helped you, tell me how to thank you, Brother Zhang."

Dong Shanshan shouted: "You are so rude, now you are becoming Brother Zhang?"

"Yes." Zhang Ye said.

"Isn't it right to help your old classmate? You even put it on the shelf, haha." Dong Shanshan stepped on him and said, "Tell me, how do you want to thank me?"

Zhang Ye rarely said seriously, "Just host it properly. I guarantee that all the votes will be given to you."

Dong Shanshan said: "Don't worry, we are both from Communication University, and don't forget, my credits are higher than yours, and my grades are better than yours."

Zhang Ye said: "That's right, the beauty of Dong University was very famous in the school back then. In fact, with your ability, it is more than enough to get into the satellite TV channel. I am nosy this time. Actually, it is not for you. I will give it to the capital." Satellite TV sells a column planning, firstly, to help Brother Hu and others, secondly, I am poor recently and just want to make some extra money, thirdly, I plan to show my buddy's program planning ability again through "I Love to Remember Lyrics", so that those The TV station that couldn't make up its mind decided to invite me to join. I don't have a job yet, and I have to find a job as soon as possible. I definitely won't give in to Beijing TV Station, so I will naturally focus on other TV stations. , so "I Love to Remember Lyrics" was also a move I made in advance to fight for a better TV station and better treatment. It just so happened that you, you just resigned, so I introduced you to They accomplish multiple things with one stone."

Dong Shanshan: "Is it just an introduction?"

Zhang Ye said pretending, "Yeah, what else could it be?"

Dong Shanshan smiled and said, "It's not a recommendation, I heard... it's an appointment? If they don't use me, your program won't be sold, which is the so-called host-tied column."

When Zhang Ye heard this, he immediately cursed: "Hey, these guys, I told you not to say anything when I left, why did you stab me out? Who told you Shanshan? You are so talkative. I am very heartbroken. Where is trust? Where is the most basic trust between people?"

Dong Shanshan said happily: "Who told me, I have to keep it a secret, but I know everything that needs to be known. Classmate Zhang, I owe you a favor."

"Come on, don't be so outspoken." Zhang Ye smacked his lips and said, "I'm not used to you talking like this. Didn't I promise you before? I will definitely help you when you create a new column. It doesn't count as owing me a favor. This It’s just that I’ve kept my word, so why should we be so polite in our relationship?”

Dong Shanshan said: "Yes."

Zhang Ye changed the topic and said, "What do you think of the show?"

"I didn't think it was that great at first, but after I figured out every link, I thought the ratings would definitely be the same, and there is no program that suits me better than this. I had a falling out with the network TV station, just because I didn't want to. I am staying put and want to seek some progress and appropriate transformation. This is a satellite TV station, a prime-time show, and a large-scale variety show. It is enough for my development in the past two years." Dong Shanshan said with satisfaction in his tone, "I want to Otherwise, my old classmate is still considerate and has thought of everything for me and put it in place."

"Well, you have to rely on your classmates when you go out." Zhang Ye asked again, "Are you comfortable with the column team? Brother Hu and Brother Hou are all my old friends. They are all very nice people. I guess this working environment You must like it too."

Dong Shanshan hummed, "Everyone is nice and the environment is also very good."

Zhang Ye asked: "Well, there are many single gay men, so be careful." He estimated that there must be a lot of people chasing Dong Shanshan, no matter where they are.

"That's true. I came here in a hurry today, and I was wearing an ordinary midi skirt. My legs have already been looked at countless times by waves of colleagues.

"Khan, is this an exaggeration?"

"almost. "

"These people are too direct."

"I've always been wondering, am I still very beautiful as your old classmate? Why do you gay guys always look at my legs first when you look at me? I'm curious, where do you usually look at me first?"

"Me? I'm not like them."

"You look at the face first? Or the clothes? The hair?"

"Let me look at the eyes first"

"Oh, you are so pure."

"Yes, let me see if you are looking at me first. If you are not looking at me, then I will look at your legs."

Dong Shanshan: “…”