I’m Really a Superstar

It's not even nine o'clock.

The rain outside is getting heavier.

On the coffee table in the living room, the bottle of red wine had already reached its bottom. The two of them drank it very quickly, and they were almost finished. They were both a little tipsy, so they should be fine. In fact, Zhang Ye didn't want to drink so much. He didn't say it, but he was actually concerned about Lao Zhang and was afraid that she would drink too much alone. Yu Jian drank more by himself to help Lao Zhang share some of the burden, but he was also afraid of Lao Zhang. When she got drunk, she drank like she did for the first time and vomited all over the floor. That time, she was so tormented by Zhang Ye that she had to serve Lao Zhang all night long.

"Have you drunk?" Zhang Ye said with a smile.

Zhang Yuanqi breathed evenly, "Yeah."

Zhang Ye said: "If no one wants to drink with you in the future, just come over. I have made a lot of noise these days, but I still have time to drink. Sister Zhang has spoken, can I not accompany you?" "

Zhang Ye knew that she was busy at work, and that kind of busyness was not the busyness of ordinary office workers and white-collar workers. It was not that concept. For a super A-list star like Lao Zhang, her schedule was basically full all year round. Today she flew to Shanghai to do a m. In the afternoon, I flew to the south to shoot exterior scenes, and in the evening I flew back to Beijing Cinemas to shoot night scenes. The schedule was full for even sixteen or seventeen hours a day. You can imagine the pressure and intensity of work. Naturally, there must always be a time to relax. You need to find a place where no one can find her to relieve the pressure, otherwise you will be exhausted.

She looked at Zhang Ye and said, "It's quite interesting."

"That's something I wouldn't even tell my friends." Zhang Ye said, "Not to mention our relationship. We fought through the enemy's encirclement together and had a revolutionary friendship.

She said: "Your joke is quite cold."

Zhang Ye: "..."

She put down her wine glass and said, "Okay, I won't drink anymore."

"Well, drink less." Zhang Ye pointed to his bedroom, "I see you have dark circles under your eyes. You were filming late into the night yesterday, right? Why don't you take a nap? My house has just been cleaned up.

Lao Zhang came to Zhang Ye's house today, probably just to drink some wine and take a nap. He didn't refuse after hearing this, "Okay, I'll lie down for an hour."

Zhang Ye said: "What's enough for one hour? You just need to wake up before four-thirty in the afternoon. My parents won't be home for dinner at noon, so you can rest assured that you can sleep."

She said: "You don't have any guests at home?"

Zhang Ye smiled and said: "What kind of guests can we have? Don't worry, no one will come."

As soon as he finished speaking, a sound that frightened Zhang Ye came from behind.

Ding dong.

It's the doorbell

Someone rings the doorbell

Zhang Yuanqi glanced at Zhang Ye, who couldn't help wiping his sweat. He didn't know who it was, so Yu Jian thought about pretending to be dead and pretending that there was no one at home.

As a result, my mother's voice rang at the door, "Xiaoye, open the door for me. I just came back from shopping for groceries and I'm too lazy to look for the key."

It's mom

Ding dong, the doorbell rings again.

Then, dad's voice came in, "Xiao Ye."

Zhang Ye thought to himself that something was wrong. If other guests came, he could still hide and pretend that no one was home. But his parents had keys in their hands. Even if he didn't open the door, they could still open it. He didn't even know what to say. Didn't you and your wife go to work? Why did you take a rest and go shopping for groceries? Hi, I was wondering why my parents didn’t leave breakfast for themselves today before they went to work. It turns out that they were resting at all. They went to buy groceries first and thought about waking up and making breakfast for themselves when they came back.

Lao Zhang looked at him and said, "Isn't there no one?"

Zhang Ye said anxiously: "I didn't expect it either."

"You think of a way." She pushed the problem to Zhang Ye in one sentence.

Boom boom.

The door is still knocking.

When Zhang Ye saw the state of Zhang Yuanqi's clothes, he thought to himself, "Brother, what are you trying to do? There is no way to explain it. If you were neat and tidy, I would just say it alone, but you are wearing a bathrobe and your hair is wet." Obviously I just took a shower, I can’t explain it clearly even with a hundred words.

"Xiao Ye? You haven't gotten up yet?" After my mother said this, she said, "Come on, I'll drive it myself."

Zhang Ye knew there was no way to delay, so he quickly shouted to the outside: "Mom, don't worry, I'm here, I'm here, open the door now, wait a moment." At least delay for a while.

Mom hummed, "Hurry up, get dressed."

Zhang Ye turned his head and hurriedly dragged Zhang Yuanqi into the bedroom, "You hide in my room first and close the door."

Lao Zhang said: "My bag."

"I'll get it for you." Zhang Ye quickly ran to the toilet, threw Lao Zhang's cosmetics into the bag, and threw the bag into his room, and then quickly packed away the red wine bottles and cups outside. But at this time, I only heard the sound of keys outside. I don’t know if it was my mother or my father who couldn’t wait any longer and was already taking the keys to open the door. Zhang Ye hurriedly ran to close the bedroom door again.

At the end of the day, Lao Zhang finally said, "The wet clothes are in the bathroom."

The door closes.

Zhang Ye thought it was too late to get clothes, so he ignored it for now. My parents probably wouldn't go to the toilet for a while. They would think of a way later. Anyway, it was just mom and dad, so stabilize them first. Wait for the opportunity to get Lao Zhang's clothes, and then propose some breakfast that is difficult to prepare, which is more labor-intensive and time-consuming. He asks his parents to go to the kitchen to work. Zhang Ye then takes the opportunity to close the kitchen door and sneak Zhang Yuanqi out of the house.

call.

Fortunately, it should be no problem.

At this moment, Zhang Ye had already gone through the plan in his mind, making sure that nothing was missed. His nervousness calmed down a little, he regained his composure, and he went forward with a smile. The troops would come to cover up the water and the earth, not counting. He can handle big things by himself.

The door was opened with a key.

Then, Zhang Ye saw a scene that stunned him

Dad came into the house first with two large bags of vegetables, "Are you awake?"

Later, my mother did not come in. Instead, she stood outside the door and said to Zhang Ye: "Don't sleep. We have guests at home. They are all old neighbors. We haven't been together for a long time. I called everyone over to sit down." The leader said: "Aunt Cui, come in quickly, Xiao Yan, aren't you a student of advertising? You just happen to have a chat with your brother Zhang Ye."

Aunt Cui entered the room with a smile on her face, "Xiao Ye."

Zhang Ye said blankly: "Grandma Cui."

Xiao Yan was a little cautious, "Brother Zhang Ye."

Zhang Ye continued to stare, "Hey."

Another middle-aged man came in from behind and said, "Xiaoye, haha, I haven't seen you in the community for half a year. It's amazing. Now you are amazing. You are a big star."

Zhang Ye was still stunned, "...Hu Shu'er."

Another woman came outside, "Xiaoye, do you remember me? When you were in junior high school, I used to go to your house to play mahjong."

Zhang Ye was still stunned: "...Aunt Yu."

Then a middle-aged man walked in and said, "Hey, I haven't seen you much in two years, Brother Zhang, Sister Cao, your two sons are getting more and more handsome, um, um, they really look like my sister Cao."

Zhang Ye: "...Wu Shu'er."

Mom smiled and said: "That's right, if it looks like my old Zhang, then I won't be able to get it."

The door of a house opposite opened, "Hey, Lao Cao, what's this about?"

My mother smiled and greeted: "Sister Wang, hello, we, the old couple, went out to buy vegetables. We met many neighbors at the vegetable market, and we couldn't stop chatting. It was raining outside and it was inconvenient to talk, and the vegetable market was also messy, so I just said... Everyone invites your family to come and chat, isn’t Brother Wang at home?”

Sister Wang smiled and said, "Here you are."

Mom strongly invited me, "Come here, come to my house. Let's have something for lunch. We are all familiar with the neighborhood, not outsiders."

Aunt Cui also knew her, "Xiao Wang, come on."

Sister Wang chuckled, "Okay, I'll ask my lover to come over."

Zhang Ye's forehead was completely covered with black lines at this moment, and he just stared at them blankly.

But the next moment, the door of the middle house also opened, and an old man in his sixties or seventies came out on crutches, "Xiao Cao, are you treating us?"

My mother smiled and said: "Uncle Liu, I was just about to call you. Yes, of course you are indispensable for the treat. Come on, come on, let's talk at home."

The old man was not polite either. We have been neighbors for decades and our friendship is not just a day or two, so there was no need to be polite. "Okay, then I would rather be respectful than obey. By the way, my son's puppy is still here with me." Woolen cloth."

Mom said: "Is it Huahua? Then you can bring me over. There was some leftover meat from yesterday. I'll heat it up and give it to Huahua."

The old man said: "That's great, it will save me trouble."

Dad also greeted: "Come in quickly, sit down quickly, I'll find some more chairs."

Mom said: "What kind of tea should you drink?"

"Just boiled water."

"Haha, is there any green tea?"

"Yes, there is everything"

"I'll have a cup of green tea, too."

"I want a drink"

A group of old neighbors walked into Zhang Ye's house

Twelve people in total

Well, plus a dog

The battle was so vigorous that the 70 to 80-meter-long house was almost packed, with every footsteps and voices, the vegetable market was not as lively as theirs.

Zhang Ye watched the people entering the house one after another. His chest felt hot, and he almost spat out a mouthful of blood three feet away. He wished he fainted on the ground. No wonder his mother and father knocked on the door even though they had brought the keys. It turned out that not only He was holding something in his hand. He was also afraid that Zhang Ye might not be wearing clothes or was using the toilet. He was afraid that it would be inconvenient for others to see him, so he knocked on the door first to remind him to prepare.

Calm

Zhang Ye, you have to calm down

Isn't there just a few more people? What a big deal. The plan is still the same. First, coax parents into the kitchen to have breakfast, then let a few neighbors go to the parents' bedroom to chat, and then use a trick to get the other neighbors Stand at the window and watch the scenery, don't let them look back, and by the way, the dog should also be controlled, put some sleeping pills in its food, let it... let it...

Let it go to shit

I'll calm down your sister

There's no point in planning anything.

There are so many people and so many pairs of eyes. Even if I stuff Zhang Yuanqi into my trousers pocket, I can’t take it out. What do you want? What day is it today? If you don’t come early or late, it has to be today? You guys, is your mother organizing a group to come to my house for a trip? She organized a group to trick me?