I’m Really a Superstar

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[My father is critically ill and is in the intensive care unit. He is already on a ventilator. I don’t know if he can survive this year. Updates are unstable these days. I’ll talk about it later. 】

Twelve o'clock sharp.

A meager vote begins for the most and least popular celebrities.

"coming"

"The voting system is on"

"Haha, support Chen Tianwang"

"Sister Dingzhang"

"This year it's still 'Fat Wu, he has the best acting skills, you must vote for him.'"

"Support Zhang Ye with one vote. Teacher Zhang has worked hard this year."

"Damn it, I'll step on this guy Zhang Ye."

"I voted against Zhang Ye, and the most popular vote was not given to anyone. He is still canvassing for votes to win this election? He really doesn't blush. With his character of swearing everywhere and offending people, if he is the same as 'The most popular, these four words have a half-cent relationship, I am willing to vote for him. If you want to say it, Zhang Ye is thick-skinned. Korean celebrities, literary circles, cross talk circles, etc. all let him After being offended so many times, he still dares to ask for a welcome vote? Just think about it, ordinary people don't have such a thick face like him."

"I support Zhang Ye, he has brought glory to the country, and all the mathematical conjectures in the world have been solved."

"Pfft, if Zhang Ye doesn't scold the mathematical community of our republic with "Horse Theory" before he solves the mathematical conjecture, I will definitely give him my vote."

"Give it to no one, Zhang Ye. During the Chinese New Year, the Brain Gold brainwashing commercials repeatedly broadcast on TV networks have made me vomit ten thousand times."

"In addition, this guy also ruined the cross talk sketch contest."

Zhang Ye's position in today's entertainment industry is indeed too unusual. It would be difficult for you to find another celebrity as controversial as him.

The competition for ranking begins fiercely

Celebrities showed off their magical powers and canvassed for votes. In the blink of an eye, the top 100 were announced instantly. Of course, it was not a fixed ranking. As the number of votes continued to change, the rankings also kept changing. Because the voting was updated every second, the ranking and the number of votes were almost the same. It is about current affairs, there is no big delay, and you can see it clearly on the list. Only the top 100 are displayed on the first page. The following rankings can also be found, but you need to turn the page. Of course, the people are most concerned about it. Still in the top 100.

on the most popular list.

After Dong Shanshan's previous request for votes was meager, she suddenly posted another Weibo post. There was no text, and there was only a photo on it. It was a photo of herself, as if she was at home. Dong Shanshan was dressed in ordinary home clothes, but No matter what clothes she wears, she looks so sexy. The photo shows Dong Shanshan blowing a kiss to the camera with her hands in front of her chin. The meaning is self-evident. It seems that she attaches great importance to this selection.

"Shanshan, we are here"

"My Goddess"

"Let's all vote"

In the first few minutes, with just a meager ticket and a photo, Dong Shanshan's vote count continued to soar, and he suddenly entered the top 100. For a moment, his ranking even reached 8th place, and that's how it continued. After a while, her ranking was squeezed down again, and she was out of the 100th place, and finally stabilized at around 300th place. After all, Dong Shanshan has just debuted. Although the online TV show she hosted has a high click-through rate, she is beautiful, she is regarded as a goddess by a lot of otakus, and she has a lot of die-hard fans, but after all, Dong Shanshan’s fame is still as high as Before this level, she was only a fifth-tier artist. She could instantly reach the top 100. For a fifth-tier newcomer host, it was already pretty good.

Although Yao Jiancai had just been promoted to a third-tier artist because of the cross talk competition, he had not canvassed for votes and had not released any works recently, so he had already been left behind among the five hundred.

Zhang Yuanqi also didn't ask for votes, but she is a queen. Even if she doesn't say a word, she still has the support of countless fans. From the first minute of voting, Zhang Yuanqi squeezed into the list of most popular celebrities. It has never fallen out of the top ten of singles, and it is around the eighth or ninth place.

Li Anxu is now ranked No. 105 - the beating incident during the Spring Festival Gala had a great impact on his popularity in the Republic, and he did not even enter the top 100.

South Korean singer Lee Pu-woo is ranked 59th.

Crosstalk actor Tang Dazhang is ranked 233rd.

Singer Grandma Zhang Xia is currently ranked 399th.

The famous sketch actor Ci Xiufang is ranked 421st.

It can be seen that Weibo's most popular selection is very different from the official star rating reference. The latter may be more data-driven and objective. It is a very authoritative comprehensive attribute rating, showing the overall strength ranking of an artist. , is a list that everyone agrees with. The meager popularity selection this time is just a selection. It is more about emphasizing a "most popular". There are more factors in subjective impulse, and it may pay more attention to cohesion, appeal, and whether there are recent attention and good works. Of course, it is also directly related to whether the artists can canvass votes, which is why the fluctuation is so large, so the selection is interesting. Otherwise, if the selection and ranking are based on the most authoritative celebrity artist evaluation list, then it will not matter. has no meaning?

As for Zhang Ye’s ranking?

At grandma’s house, several sisters are yelling

"Brother, I voted for you"

"Seven of my classmates gave you their tickets."

"What ranking? What ranking?"

Zhang Ye also voted for himself, and then he and his sisters checked on their mobile phones. Oh, the effect is not bad. There are already more than 70,000 votes, and now it ranks 58th.

The third sister clapped her hands and said with a smile: "One higher than Li Puyu?"

"It's still too little." The second sister said, "Our brother has to be in the top fifty in terms of strength."

Zhang Ye chuckled and said, "I like hearing this."

The eldest sister hurriedly said: "I'll ask my classmates if they still have tickets."

The third sister stood up and said, "My father and mother also play for a small amount, I let them vote."

In fact, Zhang Ye himself knows that it is quite good for him to be in the fifty-eighth position now. After all, he is only a third-tier artist. Even if he is not far from the second-tier artist, his popularity is not that high. Well, there are many people in the entertainment industry who are more popular than others. Just those super and first-tier stars, plus some international foreign stars who are popular in the Republic, can already occupy the top fifty. It’s full, not even enough, let alone Zhang Ye, a third-tier star. He can reach such a high ranking thanks to the mathematical conjecture he solved this time. This popularity has not completely subsided. Newspaper News The bombardment and heated discussions among the people said that the Weibo headlines of the past few days were still his. Only then did he take advantage of it, allowing Zhang Ye to get a good position at the beginning of the voting.

Zhang Ye’s fans waved and cheered

"Go ahead"

"Fifty-eight"

"Is this all our fighting power?"

"Come on, this is Teacher Zhang Ye's first battle after his comeback. It can't be a dull one, it has to be louder. This is in line with our usual style."

"That's good, I'll go find my friends to canvass for votes."

An hour passed.

Fifty-sixth place...

Fiftyth place...

Forty-ninth place...

Zhang Ye's number of votes is steadily increasing, and his ranking is slowly moving forward, but it can be seen that the higher he goes, the harder it becomes. Those singers, movie stars, and foreign stars above all have tens of millions of fans, so they haven't moved up a single place yet. , you have to use all your energy to suck milk. But fortunately, he has entered the top fifty. This is a qualification. Many people were not optimistic that he could get this ranking before.

On Weibo, many people who don’t like Zhang Ye can’t stand it anymore.

"Holy shit"

"The person named Zhang is in the top 50"

"Why do so many people vote for him?"

"We can't let this guy go up, hurry up and stop him."

"Down with Zhang Ye"

"Comrades who have been poisoned by brain gold, please come forward."

Countless people took action, such as the cross talk circles that Zhang Ye had offended, the literary world, and so on, the fans of the celebrities he had scolded, and even many people who joined in the fun came over, and they all said: Zhang Ye started to block, and Aoao went into battle. Their way of blocking was naturally to vote for Zhang Ye as the "least popular star". The two lists are separate. It does not mean that after voting for the least popular star, the most popular one will be It will be low. We can't suppress Zhang Ye's ranking improvement on the positive list, we can only give him a negative list.

Zhang Ye is eating.

Dinner was already served at noon, and the three sisters were called out by the elders. The whole family sat together in the living room. There were too many people, so they divided them into two tables, one for drinking and one for non-drinking.

Grandma asked: "What were you children doing just now?"

The third sister giggled and said, "Vote for my brother. My brother is already in the 50th place among the most popular celebrities. Among the top 50, my brother is the only third-tier star. The others are all first-tier and second-tier stars. "Foreign stars such as Lee An-wook and Lee Pu-woo are not included in the Republic's star rating reference list. Without statistics, Lee An-wook is actually a third-tier star, but this third-tier star is South Korea's third-tier star, which is different.

Mom said: "Is the ranking so high?"

Zhang Ye drank a small drink with his grandfather and said, "That's right, your son, I am no longer an ordinary person. I have thousands of fans. I can't guarantee my appeal.

Dad raised his chin and said, "Okay, stop blowing a few words."

"What am I bragging about? That's the truth." Zhang Ye didn't like to hear it.

The eldest aunt said: "Ahem, there seems to be a lot of people scolding the brain gold advertisement."

Zhang Ye waved his hand and said happily: "Auntie, don't you think that because there are so many people scolding me online, you think I'm unpopular? In fact, they're not really scolding me. Everyone likes me very much. Look at this You should be able to see the ranking, right? If you don't like me, can you vote for me so many times? Can I shout just one sentence and get so many people to support me? So, don't be scolded by a few people on the Internet The rumors are deceived, they are all fake, they are all trolls hired by my enemies. If you don’t believe me, just ask online and you will find that 99 out of 100 people support and like me.”

The eldest sister smiled and said nothing.

The second sister rolled her eyes and said nothing.

Only grandma agreed, "Yes, no one can compare to us, Xiaoye."

"Look, my grandma is the only smart person." Zhang Ye picked up a chopstick dish for his grandma.

Suddenly, the third sister, who had been looking down at her phone, called out, "I'll go", "What's going on?"

"What's wrong?" asked my aunt.

Grandma glared at her, "I'm shocked by that little voice."

Zhang Ye also looked over and said with a smile: "Has the ranking gone up again? Where is it?"

The third sister couldn't laugh or cry and said: "Brother, you can see for yourself, you will know after you see it."

"Hey, it's still a lie." Zhang Ye took out his phone from his trousers pocket and flipped through the most popular list, "It's still around forty-nine, hasn't it changed?"

Zhang Ye's mother, second uncle, second aunt and others also took out their mobile phones and looked at Weibo.

The third sister groaned and said, "It's not the most popular. You, look at the least popular list."

Zhang Ye sneered, "What do you think of this? Your brother is such a nationally famous star and is affectionately called an artist with conscience in the industry by the common people. How can he still be on this list?" After saying that, he still flipped through it indifferently and thought. Find out who's in the top ten of this year's least popular list.

In the annual Weibo Star Selection, in fact, what attracts the most attention is not the most popular stars, but the ranking of the least popular stars. Why? This is related to the mentality of ordinary people who like to watch fun and chaos. What are the strongest artists, what are the most beautiful stars, what are the best songs, what are the most popular movies. There are too many such selections, and there are too many awards at home and abroad. There are many, all are positive selections. Everyone has long been accustomed to it, and thinks that is the case. But the most unpopular negative list, there are not many such selections at home and abroad, a little green among thousands of flowers, There are very few national treasure-level selections, so out of a kind of joke mentality, countless people enjoy it and stare at the most unpopular list every year to see who will be the best this year. Unlucky

Last year, the votes for the top three least popular stars were very close. They were three directors and assistant directors involved in hidden rules, and none of them were very famous.

The year before last, the competition for this list was won by the participants of a very disgusting "Divine Comedy". The top three were the lyricist, original singer and composer. It seemed that the people had discussed it and all voted for it unanimously. After defeating them, the three of them decided the "winner" at the last moment. The people felt that the lyrics of the "Divine Comedy", which was disgusting to the core, were more disgusting, so the lyricist won the "laurel crown".

As for this year, there have been discussions on Weibo before. The most unpopular ones should be the participants of the movie called "River Water". This movie has a large investment and the director and starring are also very famous. But when it was finally released, it was scolded by the people from the inside out. Most people thought it was too garbage and ugly. Naturally, the director, screenwriter or starring of the film are all strong contenders for the top three. It is very likely that It will also look like it will take the top three places - well, that's what many people predicted.

But what about the facts?

The fact makes many people overjoyed

The moment Zhang Ye opened the ranking of the least popular celebrities, he almost spit out a mouthful of old blood. He saw a red name written in the top position.

——Zhang Ye

Number of votes: 1.91 million

Mom: "..."

Grandma: "..."

Grandpa: "..."

Second uncle: "..."

Eldest sister: "..."

Zhang Ye almost died of anger, "Why is that my name?"

The second sister coughed and added speechlessly: "And, it's far ahead."

The second most unpopular star is the male lead in "River Water", but even though he is second, he only got 87,000 votes, compared to Zhang Ye's 1.91 million votes. The difference is almost double digits. Zhang Ye is not only in the lead, he is in an overwhelming lead without any suspense.

Just over an hour?

Small two million least popular votes?

Zhang Ye wanted to spit out his gall, got up angrily and slapped the table, "These people must have cheated me."

The second sister cleared her throat and said, "What, brother, this seems like you can't get votes. This list is pretty fair every year, and there has never been any incident of vote manipulation."

Zhang Ye stared, "That was in previous years, I will definitely brush it off this year."

Second sister: "..."

Zhang Ye scolded: "These people are really wicked. Without such great virtue, a star with a conscience like me in the industry actually voted me unpopular?"

The eldest sister wiped her sweat, looked at her phone and said, "This... the votes are still increasing."

two million

Two and a half million

two million seven hundred thousand

It’s only been more than an hour since voting started, and the most unpopular votes are already almost 3 million? This has simply refreshed the historical record of the least popular list in this Weibo selection event. And every second, the historical record is being refreshed.

Too many tickets

It seemed like countless people were pounding Zhang Ye

Naturally, users on Weibo also noticed

There are so many people who have grudges against Zhang Ye who are laughing so hard

"Ah ha ha ha ha"

“That’s awesome, well done, brothers.”

"Everyone is so awesome! The most disliked celebrity this year is none other than Zhang Ye."

"Hey, this title is tailor-made for this guy."

"Pfft, did you predict that it would be the team of "Jiang Shui" at first? It seems that Mr. Zhang is better. Ah, such a rubbish movie was suppressed by Zhang Ye alone. And you can't help but look at the number of votes. Let's look at it directly. Teacher Zhang has millions of votes, and the second place only has tens of thousands of votes. I'm so happy. It seems that Zhang Ye won this year's least popular star award. It's the result of public expectations and there is no suspense."

"You guys are so bad haha"

"Actually, I'm a fan of Teacher Zhang Ye, but I also voted for Teacher Zhang as the least popular. Hehehe, I'm not afraid of causing trouble if I just watch the fun."

"Comrade upstairs, you have left me speechless."

"Oh, you made me laugh so hard. This selection is so fun."

"Yeah, it made me laugh to death. It would be great if there were more of these most hated celebrity selections every year. It would be so fun."

“Teacher Zhang is well-deserved”

"Compared with Zhang Ye's wickedness, "Jiang Shui" was really thrown out of the game ten times."

"Hahaha, please don't do this, can you? Teacher Zhang is so pitiful. If Teacher Zhang gets anxious, he will definitely get something earth-shattering.

"Then I'll wait for him to do something big."

"Yes, yes. Actually, it's not that I don't like Zhang Ye, but I still gave him the unpopular vote because I just wanted to see Teacher Zhang cause trouble. It's so fun. Haha, it's okay. Everyone gave him the unpopular vote. Teacher Zhang, Teacher Zhang is so thick-skinned. He is definitely not afraid of this. Zhang Ye made a comeback today and returned to the entertainment industry. This selection can be regarded as a cleansing for him. If he is not popular, he is not popular. He is still a person anyway. No. 1, which one is not No. 1? They are all the same, anyway, the movement has increased."

"Then let me add fuel to his fire. The vote has been cast."

"I think you are more wicked than Teacher Zhang Ye... The vote has been cast."

"You are so bad...votes have been cast"

"Oh, I really sympathize with Teacher Zhang Ye... The votes have been cast. No thanks, please call me Red Scarf."

"I feel sorry for you but you still vote? Pfft"

three million

four million

Zhang Ye is going further and further on the road of being voted the most unpopular celebrity...

In the end, even Zhang Ye's many fans were helpless. Seeing the situation, they all gave Zhang Ye their least popular votes.

"Vote"

"Oh, it's not bad at all anyway."

"I definitely can't make it into the top 40 on the main list. There are only 40 or so at most. If you're not on the popular list, you won't be on the popular list. It's still number one. Let's refresh the record for Teacher Zhang. This list used to be The first place, after twelve hours of voting, the number of votes seems to be only about one million. Even if it is on the unpopular list, we cannot lag behind others. Not only must we break the record, but we must also do it several times more than ten times. Only by breaking records twice can we show the prestige of our Zhang Ye fan club. We refuse to be mediocre."

"You're right. Since we can't do the best, then we can do the worst.

"...I'm convinced by you."

"Khan, everyone is so open-minded."

"Teacher Zhang, aren't you already crying?"

Zhang Ye, who was having dinner at his grandma's house, was about to cry. He really didn't expect that after canvassing votes enthusiastically and impassionedly, he would not make much progress on the main list, but he would be far ahead on the least popular list and even himself. fans happily voted against him

Is this my fan?

Are you undercover agents?

That's not all. There are still many people on Weibo who are gloating or making fun of him.

Yao Jiancai didn't come out just now, but he did come out now. He posted on Weibo: "Zhang Ye, congratulations, brother, for sealing the victory in advance."

Zhang Ye replied: "..."

Old classmate Dong Shanshan sent a "congratulatory message" and came to see Zhang Ye's fun, "Zhang Ye, the first one didn't run away, when are you going to treat me?"

Zhang Ye replied again: "…………"

Teacher Su Na from the Chinese Department of Peking University: "Teacher Zhang deserves this first place."

Ridicule

Absolutely naked ridicule

Zhang Ye simply ignored them. These friends were really adding insult to injury. What do you think I deserve? Am I that unpopular?

On the most popular list, it’s hard to tell who is number one and who is number two. The top ten are all very tight, and the votes are very close. It’s hard to tell the result until the last minute, but this list is controversial. But there is no controversy at all on the least popular list. The number one spot must be Zhang Ye’s, even if the second place swipes votes, and even if the second runner-up pays Weibo officials to help him get votes one by one, He can't catch up with Zhang Ye either

Just so domineering

It's just that there's no suspense

The afternoon passed and evening came.

Finally, at twelve o'clock at night, the voting system was closed and the vote statistics were released. Zhang Ye won the 49th place in this year's meager most popular celebrity selection with 1,957,000 votes, an impressive achievement. Then, Zhang Ye won the overall championship of this year's meager selection of the least popular celebrities without any pressure with a total of 21,703,500 votes.

Certificate filing.

Enter the meager history

As soon as the selection results came out, everyone started discussing again

"Hahaha, Teacher Zhang has just won such a great honor for the country, and you have given me the title of the most unpopular champion. This is very bad of you.

"Pfft, friend upstairs, if you didn't laugh, I really thought you were redressing Teacher Zhang's injustice."

"It's embarrassing to be embarrassed. Anyway, this is not the first time that Zhang Ye has been laughed at by so many people. He is used to it. Look at the meagerness of Teacher Zhang Ye's friends and colleagues. Aren't they all making fun of Teacher Zhang? In the end, Not popular...it is also an honor, others can't get it even if they want to."

"Teacher Zhang didn't catch up with last year's meager selection, right?"

"No, Zhang Ye just debuted in the middle of last year and didn't catch up. This is his first time participating."

"Winning the most unpopular title for the first time in your participation? I have a hunch that next year's award will probably be held by Teacher Zhang Ye as well, haha."

"With Zhang Ye's bad temper, for this award, I estimate he will have to win three consecutive years."

"Only three times in a row? I predict that as long as Zhang Ye is in the entertainment industry, this award will belong to him from now on and no one will be able to compete for it."

The more everyone talks, the happier they become

It can be seen that Zhang Ye’s popularity... is actually a bit poor.