I’m Really a Superstar

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morning.

Grandma’s cabin.

"Brother, lucky money." The third sister held out her hand.

The eldest sister also smoothed her hair from her forehead delicately, "And me."

The second sister sat up from the bed and said, "I want it too, I want it too."

Zhang Ye rolled his eyes, "How long has it been since the Chinese New Year? It's been more than half a month, and my old age can't even be counted. Is there anyone who wants New Year's money? No."

The third sister pouted, "Why not? You haven't been home during the Chinese New Year. You owed the New Year's money before, so you must pay it back now. And didn't you just sell the copyright of your new book? Then " "Ghost Blows Out the Lamp" and fairy tales, don't they have to be redone for the second edition? I heard it from my aunt, you made two or three million, hurry up brother, I'm just waiting for your lucky money to save my life, I want to buy a lot There are so many things.”

Zhang Ye said: "Don't mention money, you'll hurt your feelings in advance."

The second sister said: "Not mentioning money will hurt your feelings even more, brother."

The eldest sister blinked, "Brother."

The third sister shook his arm, "Brother..."

"Give me some, give me as much as you want." The three sisters acted coquettishly.

Zhang Ye had no choice but to take out his wallet with great pain. New Year's money? This was going to cost him his life, so he took out 600 yuan and said, "Give me as much as you said, that's all, 200 yuan per person."

The third sister fainted and said, "You are too stingy, brother. You are almost a second-tier star. How can you get two hundred? This is not in line with your status."

The second sister also said: "..."

In the end, Zhang Ye couldn't stand the insistence of his three sisters. All the five thousand yuan in his wallet was squeezed out at once, and the cash in his wallet also reached the bottom. The three younger sisters were happily laughing and holding more than a thousand yuan each. The eldest sister was quiet and more reserved. The second and third younger sisters were almost laughing. They were afraid that the adults in the family would suddenly enter the hut, so they hurriedly found a place to hide the money. . The second sister hid it in the pocket inside her clothes. The third sister's clothes had no pockets, so she took off her shoes and stuffed them under the insoles.

If the parents see it, they may not be able to keep the money, because they are afraid of encountering the biggest lie in their lives - "I will save the New Year's money for you first."

Ring ring ring, the third sister’s cell phone rang.

"Hey, Lingling." She picked up, "Ah? What kind of selection... Oh oh oh, I remembered it, of course I know... It's going to start today? What time? Got it... My brother?" Of course he participated, he is right next to me, hehe... yes... he will definitely get the ranking, who is my brother, he will definitely sweep those people... What am I bragging about, I am telling the truth... yes Come on, Lingling, you all go vote for my brother. Vote as soon as the selection begins. Don’t forget...well, let your parents and your sister vote too..."

hang up the phone.

The eldest sister asked: "What should I vote for?"

Zhang Ye didn't understand either, "Selection?"

The third sister looked forward to it and said: "It's the selection of the most popular celebrities. There is a selection every year. They are all after the Chinese New Year. If it is earlier, it will be February, if it is later, it will be March."

"Oh, it's the selection, I know." The second sister also remembered, "Some time ago, there was a lot of promotion on Weibo, and many celebrities canvassed votes in advance."

Zhang Ye asked, "Why didn't I know?"

The eldest sister said: "You were busy at that time, so you might not have noticed."

Zhang Ye was not very familiar with many things in this world, so he asked a few more questions, "What kind of selection is it? Official? Are there any awards?"

The eldest sister said: "It's not particularly official, it's organized by Weibo. It's held every year. This year should be the fourth or fifth year. There are only two selections, one is the most popular celebrity ranking on Weibo, and the other is Weibo’s ranking of the most unpopular celebrities. As long as they are current artists, they are eligible to participate in the selection. Each Weibo user account can vote for the person they like. It should start at 12 noon and 12 o’clock at night. End it."

"Is there any more unpopular selection?" Zhang Ye was amused.

The eldest sister nodded, "Yes."

Zhang Ye smiled and said: "Then if anyone is selected into the top three, you won't have to cry."

After listening for a long time, Zhang Ye also understood. Being in the entertainment industry, naturally there are all kinds of selection and voting. This selection of the most popular stars should be regarded as an event organized by a private organization. There is nothing like the Golden Rooster Award. The Chaiji Award is so authoritative, and the rankings fluctuate greatly. It is not a display of real popularity, nor does it necessarily mean that the work is particularly outstanding. For example, a certain star may have created a lot of topics on the day before or on the day of voting and is gaining popularity, then the People may also be ranked higher than some first-line celebrities, and the ecology of Weibo users is definitely different from the normal attention crowd in the real entertainment industry. There is no award ceremony for this selection, and it seems to be painless. Even if you get There are no rewards for reaching the top rankings.

However, this is just a layman's perspective.

In fact, for artists who are really making jokes in the entertainment industry, no matter what the selection and evaluation is, it is very important to them, because for them, it is a qualification and honor, and it is the support and recognition of the public for them. In the future, take it out and talk about it when you go out, or show it to the media and talk about it. So-and-so is among the top ten most popular stars in a certain industry, which is also a reflection of popularity. Moreover, there are too many Weibo users, and this position is too important, so many celebrities below the first-tier level have been canvassing for votes several days in advance. They all want to gain Weibo as a position and show their strength and cohesion. .

Comparing strength?

Thicker than vermicelli?

Haha, is Zhang Ye still afraid of others?

The third sister's eyes were bright, "Brother, are you going to fight this year?"

"Fight." Zhang Ye said matter-of-factly: "Since I let my buddies know, of course we have to fight. We have been banned for so many days. Today is the day for your brother and I to come back to the world. Let me tell you about the selection of the most popular stars this time. Everyone, I, Hu Hansan, am back again."

The eldest sister was stunned, "Who is Hu Hansan?"

Well, I just remembered that people in this world don't know this name. Zhang Ye said vaguely: "It's just a metaphor, forget it, even if you say it, you won't understand."

The second sister said positively: "Hurry up then. If you want to fight, hurry up and canvass for votes. It's already 11:50, and voting starts in ten minutes."

"Okay." Zhang Ye logged into Weibo with his mobile phone and took a look at the selection.

Good guy, even though it is a selection organized by Weibo, it is still very powerful and large-scale. It has been promoted on the homepage of Weibo, and the position is very conspicuous. The number one topic list is also the most popular celebrity selection this time, and the number of discussions has already been It has reached tens of millions, and I don’t know whether it is real or fake. There are thousands of names of public figures listed on the list. Because the voting hasn’t started yet, the votes after everyone’s names are all zero. The order is in alphabetical order. Zhang Ye’s surname starts with Zhang, which belongs to those who are in the list. The last name on the last page was listed at the end, and he couldn't be seen in the front, but he was already very content. He knew that if he hadn't been unbanned this time, it was not certain whether his name would appear in this selection. Bad artists will be banned.

Looked through other people's meager sums.

Hey, many of his acquaintances and friends are canvassing for votes.

Yao Jiancai's meager performance was silent. Old Yao probably knew that he had little chance of entering the top 100, so he didn't bother. However, Zhang Ye's college classmate Dong Shanshan was very active.

Dong Shanshan modestly said: ""Talent Show" is almost over. Are you satisfied with my hosting? If so, please vote for me. Thank you all, Xiaoshan."

There are countless fans below for their support.

"Ah, goddess"

"My sexy goddess absolutely supports it"

"Teacher Shanshan, come on, we will support you."

""Talent Show" is great, you are so beautiful and sexy"

"Shuishan Shanshan, I love you"

Looking at the meager usernames of his supporters, we can tell that Dong Shanshan's fan base is relatively fixed, and they have already defined the fan base from the beginning, which is gay men.

After watching it, Zhang Ye realized that Dong Shanshan's column was about to end. He thought that her talent show and Zhang Ye's talk show were at the same time. However, due to the rush policy, Zhang Ye's talk show was broadcast in one day in a hurry. It has been broadcast for many episodes and has been finished a long time ago, and Dong Shanshan’s program is just about to end.

then.

Korean star Lee Pu Woo, "Please vote for me, thank you"

A new actor, "It's time for this year's Weibo star selection again. Do I need to say more? Everyone support me."

Tang Dazhang, a crosstalk actor who is facing a lawsuit: "Friends who support crosstalk and friends who support traditional culture, please let me see your support."

Countless celebrities canvassed for votes.

But I didn’t see what Queen Zhang Yuanqi said. Obviously, she is too famous and doesn’t need to canvass for votes at all, or she doesn’t care about this selection. Lao Zhang’s eyes may no longer be domestic, but foreign, and he is a person who is similar to them. Different higher levels.

Anyway, the scene was huge and very hot.

"Brother, please hurry up," the second sister urged urgently.

The eldest sister seemed to be more anxious than Zhang Ye, "Hurry up and ask for votes, it's time to start."

Zhang Ye nodded, opened his meager account, hesitated for a long time, and felt that with his status, if he could just write "please vote for me" like those celebrities and artists, it would be too cheap and not up to par. , it cannot highlight one’s heroic appearance, and it does not suit one’s identity as a writer and artist.

Got it

Just it

I typed quickly and posted on Weibo.

-vur-a

——Go your own way and let others tell you

This sentence comes from the masterpiece "Divine Comedy" by Dante, the Italian writer on Zhang Ye's earth. If he remembers correctly, it should be the third chapter of "The Divine Comedy". It is a famous saying of his that is known to everyone in the world, It is also the best response to the fact that Zhang Ye has been blocked, questioned and reviled these days. It is also an echo of what he said during a live interview with the TV station on "The Road Not Taken"

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