I’m Really a Superstar

afternoon.

It's cold in the streets, but spring is coming.

Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai left the chaotic CCTV 11 live broadcast and walked in the courtyard, feeling surprisingly good.

Behind, people also came out one after another.

One player said: "What bad luck!"

A new crosstalk artist said: "Why did it happen like this?"

Outside, a few contestants who had been eliminated in the second round were smoking in the yard. Seeing this, they couldn't help but be very surprised and asked: "Hey, Lao Wang, Lao Sun, Teacher Chen, why are you all out? Aren't you? Have you advanced? It should be your performance soon, right? Why are you leaving?"

One person said: "Hey, don't mention it."

A middle-aged crosstalk actor said: "You don't know yet? The live broadcast has stopped, the competition has stopped, it's all over, the radio and television has stopped this year's competition!"

The eliminated contestants were shocked: "What? How could it be possible!"

A young crosstalk contestant almost cried, "Didn't Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai come over to cause trouble? CCTV 11 made mistakes again and again, broadcasting them live again and again. The higher-ups were angry, and they were cruel. It was originally aimed at Zhang Ye and the two, but in the end, we were also brought along. Even CCTV and the cross talk industry were disgraced this time. We were all saying, this Zhang Ye is really a broom star, whoever gets involved with him will be the one to blame. Too bad, how long have you all been preparing for this competition? It’s too bad, it’s all in vain!”

The contestants all left dejectedly. Suddenly, they saw Zhang Ye in front of them. Suddenly, everyone's expressions changed slightly, and they avoided them like a plague and hurried out of the compound. These people had previously posted articles on the Internet to boycott Zhang Ye and the others, and some had even issued some kind of letter of denunciation, causing a stir with the cross talk community. However, at this moment, those high-spirited faces and figures on their backs could no longer be seen. They all had a feeling of despair. This time they were completely defeated in their denunciation of Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai!

No!

He doesn’t even have a name!

Did you get into trouble? What do you think this is?

The mainstream cross talk artists and people from the Cross Talk Association and Folk Art Association who left one after another also had serious expressions. They are partners and organizers of the annual cross talk competition. This suspension will affect their prestige in the cross talk and folk arts circles. The blow is quite big!

"unacceptable!"

"This one's surname is Zhang!"

"He's just a stinker!"

Countless crosstalk actors were scolding Zhang Ye.

At this moment, Zhang Ye and the crosstalk and folk arts circles completely parted ways!

…

On the road.

Zhang Ye was driving, his hands on the steering wheel playing the rhythm for Lao Yao, while Yao Jiancai was singing Peking Opera in the passenger seat, making sounds with great interest.

At the end, Zhang Ye smiled and said, "Are you going home?"

Yao Jiancai stopped singing, "Go home. I'm exhausted these days. I need to have a good sleep."

"Then I'll take you back first." Zhang Ye asked, "What are you going to do starting tomorrow?"

Yao Jiancai spread his hands and said: "What else can you do? The order is still there, and I can't talk about cross talk anymore. I can't do anything this time. Let's rest at home and recharge our batteries. I'll be with your wife." To save her from nagging me all the time because I can’t be home from filming, this time, even if he wants me to film, I can’t do it.”

Zhang Ye said: "That's not bad.

"

Lao Yao was quite optimistic in his words, and today's cross talk really made him happy. In addition, the show stopped airing and the cross talk community suffered a huge loss, which made him very happy. This was all caused by the joint efforts of him and Zhang Ye. , "Thanks to you, brother, I just watched it and its popularity has soared. I have filmed more than ten or twenty TV series and six or seven movies. The popularity has not increased so fast from "Baidu Qihang No Text" After that, I'll take some commercial action after I've rested enough. Just now, the people at the company said that someone has already wanted to contact me, for tailoring, weddings, etc., and the bids are also very high, how about it? Are you interested? If you accept a commercial role, they will definitely give you more. Can we go together? "

Zhang Ye waved his hand and said, "I won't accept commercial performances."

"Really or not?" Yao Jiancai asked.

Zhang Ye chuckled and said, "How can it be fake? I don't even have an agent."

Yao Jiancai smiled and said: "I've heard from people in the industry that you never accept commercial performances, and those people couldn't contact you even if they wanted to contact you. I didn't take it seriously at first. Is it true that you co-authored a book? Brother, I don't have you. My pursuit is so high, as long as I have enough money to support my family." There was a long-legged beauty at the door of a roadside coffee shop. Yao Jiancai moved his eyes and looked at it for a long time. After the car passed by, he turned around and said, "Then what are you going to do? ?”

Zhang Ye said helplessly: "I don't know, just stay at home."

In the cross talk competition, Zhang Ye pulled Yao Jiancai and caused a lot of commotion. Although he did not win the championship, it far exceeded Zhang Ye's previous expectations. As for the next path, Zhang Ye really didn't think about it. He was now thinking about how to get the ** order. With this thing, Zhang Ye would not be able to continue in the entertainment industry. The dice that were reduced to five times more difficult still had three and a half days left to work. You have to take advantage of this opportunity to think of a solution, otherwise it will be more difficult to turn over after the difficulty reduction period has expired.

…

After delivering Lao Yao to the gate of the community, Zhang Ye turned the steering wheel and drove back on the road aimlessly. He didn't think about where to go, so he just wandered around the city.

By the way, I forgot my phone.

As soon as the phone is turned on, the phone keeps ringing.

…

"son."

"mom."

"Why was the competition stopped?"

"Haha, I don't know either."

"Stop it, if you don't get on, they won't get on either!"

…

"Xiao Zhang."

"Hey, old leader."

"You are so good. A national cross talk sketch competition will turn you into a mess. You will never have a peaceful time, haha."

"It's not that I provoke them. You don't know who I am. I never cause trouble."

"Haha, you gotta do it!"

…

"Zhang Ye."

"Old Tian, ​​you went to the scene too, right? I saw you."

"Hey, your eyes are so sharp. I've seen it all. Your cross talk is so amazing, especially when I listen to it live. I feel like my blood is pumping and I'm jumping back and forth. Hahahaha! You are still awesome! Those people in the cross talk world I think I was so angry that I cried this time. You kept scolding me for two days. The annual cross talk competition was also suspended. The popularity of each of the cross talk actors plummeted. You lost your wife and lost your army! You Open your mouth, you are indeed a master in the entertainment industry, you can really curse the living to death and the dead to life! They will probably not dare to mess with you easily in the future."

…

Friends call constantly.

Some people also sent text messages to congratulate Zhang Ye, congratulating Zhang Ye for breaking through the siege and gaining popularity in the cross talk competition, etc., etc.

Zhang Ye spent a long time replying one by one.

After a while, there was only one last message left. It was not a text message, but a message on the mobile chat communication tool. He took a closer look and saw that it was from the online name "Shui Lianyue", which is the vice president of Peking University. Comrade Wu Zeqing’s vest, I haven’t chatted with her online for a long time.

Shui Lianyue: There is quite a lot of movement.

Zhang Ye replied: I'm just talking nonsense.

After about a few seconds, Didi received a message back: Can you stop talking nonsense about a program that has the highest ratings in the country?

Zhang Ye parked his car on the side of the road and typed: No way, they are bullying me, and they are trying to do something to me. I can only break out all the way, and it doesn't matter where I go.

Shui Lianyue: That's very good. I heard it, but I didn't realize that you can still talk about cross talk.

Zhang Ye: That's useless. The competition is gone and I can only stay at home. Sister, please comfort me.

Shui Lianyue: Haha, how can I comfort you?

Zhang Ye: Ahem, can I ask for a photo?

Shui Lianyue: Oh, what photos do you want?

Zhang Ye blinked and said, "Anything is fine, whatever you want."

Usually in front of Principal Wu or in person, Zhang Ye would not dare to make mistakes because his official authority was too great. But when talking to Shui Lianyue online, Zhang Ye's tone was much more casual. Of course, even if it was again It's casual. Zhang Ye is actually brave and doesn't dare to go too far.

There was no movement over there.

About half a minute passed, and the message window beeped.

Zhang Ye quickly picked it up and looked expectantly. A picture was being transmitted. The transmission was successful. After swiping, the picture was opened on the screen of the mobile phone. It was a beautiful scenery. It was probably taken by a mobile phone. The lens was at the shoulder position, facing towards The photo below shows the collar. Under the brown knitted loose sweater, the collar is slightly tilted, and a deep cleavage is squeezed into it. The white patch on the chest is particularly dazzling.

If Zhang Ye were asked to use three comments to evaluate Sister Wu’s breasts, they would definitely be:

big!

Too big!

too big!

Although this was not the first time he had seen Wu Zeqing's photos, and he had even seen a real person when he took pictures of her, Zhang Ye was still shocked when he saw it again. He had never seen such a big one. Well, it was... Bai, in Zhang Ye's eyes, it was all kinds of thrilling!

In the photo, you can also see a pair of slippers on the woman's left foot. There is also a cutting board in front that is not exposed in the camera. There is a kitchen knife with chopped fresh mushrooms and ribs.

Zhang Ye swallowed and spat, and sent: Beautiful! ! !

Shui Lianyue smiled: Thank you.

Zhang Ye: Where are you cooking? at home?

Shui Lianyue: Well, it’s time for dinner. Have you eaten?

Zhang Ye: No, I just came out of CCTV.

Shui Lianyue: That's just right. Come and eat. It's not interesting for me to eat by myself.

Zhang Ye said, "Is it appropriate?"

Shui Lianyue: Haha, there is nothing to be polite to the eldest sister.

Zhang Ye immediately said: "Then I'd rather obey your orders than be respectful. I'll be there soon."

Shui Lianyue: Well, there’s no rush.

Putting down his phone, Zhang Ye took a deep breath and looked at the photo she sent. He was already ready to drive towards Tao Ran Ting.

At this time, there should have been a bit of traffic jam, and the traffic lights in the city were also very dense, but 80% of it was due to the difficulty adjustment of the dice. Zhang Ye didn't have any traffic jams along the way. Not only was there no traffic jam at all, the total distance from him to the east gate of Taoranting Park was There are fifteen or six traffic lights, and they are all green!

Unimpeded traffic!

The difficulty adjustment is too obvious!

When the car was about to arrive, Zhang Ye suddenly thought of something. He didn't know how to solve the problem yet, and he had no starting point. However, during the three and a half days when the difficulty adjustment dice still lasted, Zhang Ye During the three and a half days when I was basically invincible, I was able to do some things I could control, such as things that were impossible to accomplish before, such as... knocking down Sister Wu? (To be continued) [] If you like this work, you are welcome to come to Chuangshi Chinese website to reward and become a member. Your support is my biggest motivation. )